Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Episodes
Episode 141 - You Got A Vasectomy???
20 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer welcome JT's Dad as our special guest! Was he weird as a child? You bet. We also dis...
Episode 140 - Daddy's Little Fatty!
16 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss Kid Rock running for Senate, JT's trip to Costa Rica, and Mat's almost plane c...
Ross Patterson Revolution Podcast Trailer
13 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Please welcome and subscribe to the new Drinkin' Bros spinoff show "Ross Patterson Revolution" podcast which will be dropping every Wednes...
Episode 139 - Car Salesmen and Jesus!
13 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson is joined by special guest Jessie Wiseman in an emergency episode since our last episode was pulled down due to the threat of a lawsuit...
Episode 138 - Freedom The F*ck On!
10 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson and Mat Best sit down for a one on one to break down what it's like to sell a book, the writing process, and the endless notes you ...
Episode 137 - Celebrities Meltdown!
06 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson is joined by special guest Jessie Wiseman as he goes off on the celebrities melting down over the election, and they give their Super B...
Episode 136 - Hiring Refugees Over Veterans???
02 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer are joined by MMA Legend Jeremy Horn as they discuss why Starbucks decided to hire 10,000 refu...
Episode 135 - The Women Go Marching In
29 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer are joined by Ranger Up CEO Nick Palmisciano as they discuss the "Women's March", ...
Episode 134 - A Ghost Handjob?
26 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer are joined by Ranger Up CEO Nick Palmisciano and they discuss the real possibilities of "H...
Episode 133 - The Butter Shi**er!
23 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer regale you with weird "identical twins" stories and a dude who took a dump in a tub of...
Episode 132 - The Gorgy
19 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss gay orgies and Mat drops his new hit song "Liberals Vs Gunowners". Our Sponsors:* C...
Episode 131 - BLM And White Guilt
16 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco talk about the black lives matter kidnapping, Rocco's crazy prison story, and we try to break d...
Episode 130 - All Hail Lord Hotdog!
12 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco dive deep into JT's hot dog obsession, streaking the Super Bowl, and the boys play a song someo...
Episode 129 - She Wants 12 Million???
09 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco interview the snowflake internet sensation from Go Fund Me who started a campaign for the world to ...
Episode 128 - A Snowflake To Remember
06 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco call a real live snowflake, pay for bail, and discuss whether Ronda Rousey is done for good. Our Sp...
Episode 127 - The Aleppo Button!
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss why North Korea sucks, and the hypothetical possibility of an "Aleppo Button" ...
Episode 126 - New Year, New Donkey!
01 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer ring in the new year with predictions, and a plan to buy Ross a live donkey. Our Sponsors:* Ch...
Episode 125 - Russia Invented Snowflakes!
30 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss where the term "snowflake" came from and why writing tickets in the military i...
Episode 124 - Goodbye Sweet Princess
28 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the passing of Carrie Fisher, George Michael, and Betty White. Kidding. Who knew B...
Episode 123 - Christmas Hot Dog Skewers!
25 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss what it means to be a hot dog millionaire and JT's Xmas gift in one of our darkest...
Episode 122 - Looks Bigger Inside A Midget
23 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss sex with midgets, enlarged labias, and cartoon character pornography. Our Sponsors:* C...
Episode 121 - I Don't Want My F**king MTV
21 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer go into a deep rage about the new commercial from MTV about how white people "need to do b...
Episode 120 - The Loop Of Doom
19 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson and Jarred Taylor chat with special guest mountain bike legend Matt MacDuff and how he almost killed himself after flying off his bike ...
Episode 119 - Here Comes The Streaker!
16 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer are joined by Drinkin' Bro Of The Year Jimi Long, the man who took us up on our challenge to streak ...
Episode 118 - Super Drunk Silent Night!
14 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the usage of HGH, immigration, and who is going to play Mat Best in the movie after his boo...
Episode 117 - Tampons For Vampires
12 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco chat about tampons for vampires, why it's ridiculous to get catfished in today's world, and...
Episode 116 - The McRib Girl!
09 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco welcome special guest "The McRib Girl" to the show! We chat about her plea to city counci...
Episode 115 - It Went In Rectally
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, welcome Rocco back to the show! He tells us about his medical emergency involving his butt. Our Sponsors:* ...
Episode 114 - Deck The Sugarwalls!
05 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss living to be 117 years old and why Evan takes horrible nudes of his wife to send to he...
Episode 113 - The Hole Is Talking!
02 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the recent terrorist attack at Ohio State and perils of owning an underground bunker a...
Episode 112 - $40 Prostitutes Are Real?
30 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the cheapest prostitutes and JT's yearning for jackets to come with hot dog pocket...
Episode 111 - J**king Off Another Dude???
28 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the weird Dominican minor league baseball tradition of masturbating another man and wh...
Episode 110 - Pennies From Evan
25 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In this special one on one episode, Ross Patterson interviews Evan Hafer about what it's like transitioning out of the military to owning the mult...
Episode 109 - He Bit My T*t!
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! In this episode we explore the best and worst of Thanksgiving! Also, we talk about why it's never a good idea to date...
Episode 108 - From Rooftop To Waffle House
21 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor are joined by special guest BMX legend Mike "Rooftop" Escamilla. We also give you the world prem...
Episode 107 - Relive Your Worst Moments!
18 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer talk about Evan's dream to go back and recreate American history's worst moments to re...
Episode 106 - Liberal Tears
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the recent riots, how the media got it wrong, and why freedom of speech comes with an ...
Episode 105 - From NFL To Entrepreneur
13 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer are joined by former NFL player John Wellbourn as he discusses the transition from pro footbal...
Episode 104 - 8 Girls In A Brothel
11 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor are joined by special guest Alek Skarlatos as they discuss German brothels, our dream amputee movie, and f...
Episode 103 - Rosstradamus
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss Ross' uncanny predictions as he correctly guesses all of the swing states for the ...
Episode 102 - Election Surprise Guest Ken Bone!
08 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
All of our dreams have been answered. The one and only Ken Bone from the Presidential debate is on the show today with his red sweater dropping knowle...
Episode 101 - Election Predictions!
07 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer are joined by special guest Kit Cope as they make their predictions for who will win the elect...
Episode 100 - Two Strangers Have Sex!
04 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco celebrate their 100th episode together by watching 2 strangers have sex live on air. Our Sponsors:*...
Episode 99 - Terror Train To Paris
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor are joined by special guest Alek Skarlatos who thwarted a massive terrorist attack on a train to Paris las...
Episode 98 - Who Used My Fleshlight?
30 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco chat about the etiquette behind using someone else's flesh light and getting drunk off of Boone's Far...
Episode 97 - A Virginity Lost
28 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine if you could talk to the person who took your virginity 17 years later? Ross and Rocco talk to Jarred's ex-girlfriend from high school and...
Episode 96 - 3 Days A Gentleman
26 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer chat about their vices, and a disgusting story that took place at an undisclosed location. Our...
Episode 95 - Jarred The Pooh
24 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor discuss the life similarities of JT and Winnie The Pooh. This is the 1st time JT was too drunk to stand up...
Episode 94 - I Dated A Stripper
21 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson and Mat Best go one on one about relationships... and accidentally dating a stripper. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code BRO...
Episode 93 - Hologram Bruce Lee
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco are live from Denver, CO from the 1st ever Freedom Fest. Spoiler Alert: they've had a few. Buck...
Episode 92 - We Called OJ Simpson!
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
So, an officer wrote in to the show and said he had OJ Simpson's last working phone number. Of course we decided to call it live on air. Our ...
Episode 91 - Call A Drinkin' Bro.
14 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In this special episode, Rocco calls Ross to talk about the recent hard times he's been going through. Hopefully, this episode encourages you to c...
Episode 90 - The Bone Zone
12 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson is joined by Jessie Wiseman as they discuss last night's presidential debate, "locker room talk", and the legend of Kenneth...
Episode 89 - The Clowns Are Coming!
10 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the new clown craze and getting fired from jobs. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code BROS f...
Episode 88 - Going Full Hispanic!
07 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson and Rocco are joined by the Vargas family as we chat with Rocco's famous family including his dad "Cut Man Carlos". Our Spo...
Episode 87 - Worst. Sexual. Fantasy. Ever.
05 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss sweet tunes to make love to and Rocco pushes the limits of the worst sexual fantasy ever. Spoiler ale...
Episode 86 - R.I.P Lindsay Lohan's Finger
03 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss getting hurt while having sex and Lindsay Lohan getting her finger chopped off. Our Sponsors:* Check ...
Episode 85 - Toddlers And Tiarra Taylor
29 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss graphic life hypotheticals and Ross shares a Monica Lewinsky story. Our Sponsors:* Check ou...
Episode 84 - You Need A Dominatrix???
27 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the need to be dominated and gerbils to the boom-boom. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and us...
Episode 83 - Gloryholes and Polygamy
22 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the ups and downs of polygamy and gloryholes. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code...
Episode 82 - You Pi**ed On Your Wife???
20 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss JT's urination problem which includes his pregnant wife and cat. Our Sponsors:* Check o...
Episode 81 - Missionary And Pajama Bottoms
15 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss JT's recent weight loss, party wolves, and the upcoming 100th episode in Denver! Our Sp...
Episode 80 - We Can Be Heroes
13 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson and Mat Best are joined by Evan Hafer with special guest Medal Of Honor Recipient Clint Romesha. It's one of our most powerful epis...
Episode 79 - Do You Manscape?
08 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor and Evan Hafer discuss who they would play in a biopic and if they manscape. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and...
Episode 78 - Brother F**ks Scared Sister During Tornado
06 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor are joined by Evan Hafer as they discuss JT's favorite porn. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my ...
Episode 77 - Sorority House Dad
01 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor are joined by Evan Hafer to discuss being a male house Dad at a female sorority. Our Sponsors:* Check out ...
Episode 76 - We Are All Harambe
30 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor discuss the proper way to take a d*ck pic, and afterward we give you the new smash hit single "We Are ...
Episode 75 - A Real Stinky Flight
25 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco chat about disgusting plane stories and the 1st ever Drinkin' Bros concert "Freedom On Fest...
Episode 74 - D*ck Rhino-liner
23 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor and Rocco discuss Mat getting his penis Rhinolined and after the show we drop an accoustic version of our hot ...
Episode 73 - Woman Of 1,000 Voices
18 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson is joined by Jessie Wiseman as she regales us with a story of a missed connection with an axe murderer and other near death experiences...
Episode 72 - We Met Donald Trump!
16 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson and Jessie Wiseman meet Donald Trump, and they break down the #DicksOutForHarambe movement. After the show listen to the smash hit "...
Episode 71 - Can I F*ck Your Dolphin?
11 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the $400 million cash ransom payment and why it's never a good idea to proposition...
Episode 70 - Wh*re Holidays
09 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor and Evan Hafer discuss Bachelorette parties and "whore holidays". Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and us...
Episode 69 - You're Verified On Tinder???
04 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco debate if Lady Gaga is hot and how to get "verified" on Tinder. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mo...
Episode 68 - Sister's Number In The Sh*tter
02 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss why JT used to leave his sister's phone number in public restrooms. Our Sponsors:* Chec...
Episode 67 - BLUE LIVES MATTER
28 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco dedicate a show to all the LEO's out there. This one is for you. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood ...
Episode 66 - Taylor Swift Or Mat Best?
26 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the recent USO tour for Range 15. JT and Mat are back from Iraq! qwctyzt9 Our Sponsors:*...
Episode 65 - Sheeeee's Baaaaaack!
21 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson is joined by Jessie Wiseman, the "Woman Of 1,000 Voices", all of which are terrible. Ross plots revenge on a man who cheated at...
Episode 64 - Boobie Tassels & Tangerines
19 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the who's going to live longer and what JT's life would have been like as a musician on a cru...
Episode 63 - France Press Hero
14 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco try to keep JT from going off on another epic France Press bender. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my c...
Episode 62 - A F*cking Hollywood Hitjob
12 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor and Rocco discuss how how we got set up by the Hollywood Reporter. JT has an epic rant. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood an...
Episode 61 - She F*cked A Basketball Team???
07 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss a true story of a girl who slept with an entire basketball at the same time. Our Sponsors:*...
Episode 60 - B-Hole Collagen Injections
05 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss 4th of July celebrations and why it's lame to have signs in your yard about "no fir...
Episode 59 - WTF Is A Huma-Dog???
30 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco go completely off the rails in their most disgusting episode yet as JT discusses his dream to have ...
Episode 58 - "The Golden Gay"
28 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss JT's infatuation with the gay community and the meaning of "The Golden Gay". Ou...
Episode 57 - Take Your Pants Off!
23 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco reunite to discuss their travels and give you the exclusive world premiere of Lincoln's Box Sea...
Episode 56 - Calling In The Strikeforce!
21 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Bros chat with special guest Sean Matson whose a former Navy Seal and the CEO of Strikeforce Energy. Ross officially loses his mind. Our Sponsors:...
Episode 55 - A Bro-ette Is On???
16 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson is joined by Range 15 star Jessie Wiseman and they discuss the movie that just shocked the nation! Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and us...
Episode 54 - Sausage Legend
14 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the craziest new app ever created and the greatest action star of all time. Our Sponsors:* ...
Episode 53 - He F*cked A Ghost?
09 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss weird celebrity deaths and sleeping with a ghost. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my ...
Episode 52 - You Talking About Aliens???
07 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Jarred Taylor discuss JT's favorite topic: ALIENS. It gets weird. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code BROS...
Episode 51 - Mary's Hole Or Jackson's Hole
02 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Mat Best chat about going to Washington and screening Range 15 at Walter Reed. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and us...
Episode 49 - Pork Smush
26 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss their favorite new porn reality show and decide what their porn names would be. Our Sponsor...
Episode 50 - JT Plays Harmonica???
25 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the importance of Memorial Day. JT plays a harmonica tribute. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood...
Episode 48 - All The Way Trump!
24 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss what if Trump wins??? And what JT REALLY thinks of Hillary. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood a...
Episode 47 - Kennedy's Convertible
19 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss the world's first penis transplant and Ross' Skeeball domination Our Sponsors:* C...
Episode 46 - My Brave Little Toaster
17 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, JT, and Rocco discuss JT's weird new obsession. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code BROS for a great deal: htt...
Episode 45 - Deep Inside Mat Best
12 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson goes one on one with Mat Best to discuss Range 15 live from Wilmington, NC. Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code BROS for a gr...
Episode 44 - Are We Getting Political?
10 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco get discuss their dream rock concerts and get a little political for once! Our Sponsors:* Check o...
Episode 43 - Free Jarred!
05 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Rocco discuss restaurant ideas and JT's nude oil painting. Free Jarred! Our Sponsors:* Check out Mood...