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Do Schoolboy Steroid Gains Last Into Professional Rugby? | Mailbag
29 May 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Guys can get injured slipping on the side of the pool. Scott Barrett's now injured for three to five months and he hasn't done anything. The All Blacks is the pinnacle of my rugby season every year and so of course I'm sitting here waiting for the All Blacks but that doesn't mean that I'm not looking at Super Rugby because guess where they get the players from?
If you take all the best players for one league and you take all the best players from the other one and you put them in teams and you play them against each other. Oh wait, we're doing that. It's called Test Match Rugby. Welcome to the DSPN. John Walker wins the
1500 meters gold medal at the olympic day the devlin sports podcast network mailbag time ladies and gentlemen and thank you so much for all of the feedback that you give us we read it all we don't agree with it all but i certainly love the fact that you take the time here we go jamie And we'll go right back to Brendan Nell last week.
And Brendan talking about the steroid use in South Africa, the story all around that. Pressure 79. Why has this issue been downplayed in South Africa? If schoolboys are filtering through into other teams, does this culture of using just disappear? It's a question that a lot of people have asked. And it dovetails into the book of Leviticus this week from Hanley 2011.
who says, hi Martin, hope you and Jamie are well. I'm a medical professional. He goes on to explain anabolic steroids, what they do to your body, whether there's any residual effect, and the doctors that are arguing about that. He goes on to a couple of other things I want to mention as well, which is his belief that the top sides of Super Rugby, URC, French 14, would all actually be competitive.
But just in terms of the drug thing, because we've got a lot of comments about this, about, hey, you can't downplay if school kids are taking it. Does that mean if you beef up at the age of 16 that you still retain that at the age of 22, 23 going into a senior side?
Yeah, yeah, really good stuff. And thank you so much for that comment because obviously we're not doctors. We don't know what we're talking about in this, but it very much sounds like you do. What I got out of that is that, it's kind of what I thought would happen, is that because you're dealing with illicit drug use, because that's what it is,
There are no proper clinical long-term studies on this.
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Chapter 2: What is the impact of schoolboy steroid use on future athletic performance?
So it's actually kind of unknown. But the general consensus among medical professionals is it actually doesn't. As soon as you stop taking steroids, it's like deflating a balloon. It just goes away. And that in order to get those gains that you had before, to match those, you need to start taking steroids. Steroids only work. if you keep taking them.
So I think that in terms of what it does to a growing body, because again, they haven't tested this on humans, because how can they? We're likely never going to know. So yeah, it's kind of... Unless they can sort of test after the fact, like sort of well into someone's 20s and just say, OK, well, the residual effects of this, we can actually measure that by now. They're not going to know.
So it's kind of it's a difficult one for both doctors and for us to really judge.
I look at the baseballers, okay? And the baseballers are just notorious for taking drugs. And you look at the Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, home run race chase of 1998. And you look at the pictures of McGuire now, and he looks deformed, his balloon biceps and all of this kind of stuff. And you look at his body shape now in real life, what's happened. He hasn't retained that.
You look at other athletes that have also tested positive for those kind of anabolic steroid things. Same thing. Their big kind of Popeye body has shrunk quite a lot. I don't know whether that's relevant at all, but... Look, you're right. We don't know. And this is a great message from Hundley because you're a doctor and what you're explaining sounds absolutely legit.
But at the same time, you're good enough to admit as well that you don't know. And as Jamie says, there are no studies.
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Chapter 3: Why is steroid use among schoolboys in South Africa a concerning issue?
I like what he says, though, about I do believe the top eight of Super Rugby URC would have epic battles against each other. French top 14, top eight, URC top eight also would have epic matches. And this goes back to the Telegraph article saying, you know, we need to combine all of this and get all these teams playing. The only reason I put this in, mate, is that it just it's it.
It still rankles that we can't get a global calendar and we can't find this stuff out. And World Rugby creating a club competition is just not the answer here. We're trying to fit it in the calendar. And I don't want to ever get into a situation like the World League Club Championship where one team's coming out of a season, one team's starting a season, and it's not equitable.
Unless these teams are playing each other as the pinnacle of what they're doing, then it's never really going to work. And so it would basically involve combining Super Rugby and the Top 14 into one competition. And that's the only way you're ever going to know because then their motivations going into the game are equal.
And even then it's going to be difficult because they're on the other side of the world. There has been a really good debate this week because, of course, we saw Bordeaux Bagler winning the Champions Cup, beating Leinster last week. And a really good debate about how they'd go against the Hurricanes, the top team in Super Rugby right now. And it's a good one.
It's a nice one to have, but it is completely hypothetical at the moment. The closest we're going to get to that is if you take all the best players from one league and you take all the best players from the other one and you put them in teams and you play them against each other. Oh, wait, we're doing that. It's called Test Match Rugby.
Mike Morgan, and this is talking about the team to go to South Africa and the midweek side. And last week we selected what we thought is the first team to play the USC side, the Stormers, on that tour. He says the midweek team should be to see if a new player is good enough, not if a player is still good enough. Great point, Mike.
Isn't that such a great comment when you understand what he's saying? That used to be what these midweek sides were for. Are you good enough to be an All Black? Let's test you out.
And we've got another comment coming a little bit later about somebody's selected a back line of All Blacks that a lot of us think are past their best and what that would look as opposed to putting a team of youngies in there. I just thought it's a really good, interesting comment and a great way of looking at it.
Yeah, fantastic. And you're absolutely right because it goes back to what we talked about in terms of what these games are going to be used for. How much of his test team is Dave Rennie going to be settling on? How many guys are inked in and how many guys are going to be playing for spots in those last three games?
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Chapter 4: Do steroid gains from adolescence persist into adulthood?
I hope they don't run to each other at the pub after a few. Hurricane Finn says, Man, I'm getting Fimo from not being at the new Takaha Stadium. It looks awesome on TV. I'm likely going to go to Super Round next season. All Blacks at Takaha is going to be epic. Thank you so much for that. Look, and TJ was there for the first time. He said the same thing.
We don't need to repeat what we've already said about it, but...
You're getting FOMO for a good reason. I'm so looking forward to getting down there for this test match in July. Everything I've heard. I feel like I'm the only bloody person in this building anyway that hasn't been there yet.
Rito says, things are really heating up coming towards the final. Footy things looking really exciting. I agree. We did a preview yesterday. We've got this game on tonight, Currican's Chiefs. And again, I just want to put that in because In the Changing Sheds episode, we talk about, I'm just sick of the argument about boot and rugby at the moment.
I understand it, and we've made a lot of mileage out of it ourselves. But ultimately, why are you watching? I'm watching because I'm enjoying it. I'm not sitting there every weekend. It's next to her going, it's all right, I've just got to watch this game. If I don't want to watch it, I'm not watching it. I'm not engaged in it, okay?
Yeah, I agree. And we're at the business. I will admit that sometimes Super Rugby just does lag a little bit in the middle when you have a couple of rounds of matches against teams that you're not really that emotionally connected to. Every sport's like that. Every sport's like that, right? I mean, how many games do they play in the Premier League season, right? 38. 38.
And a lot of them are going to be against teams that you don't...
Well, if you're a fan of the teams, I mean, you're an idiot like me. You get up and you watch these games. But my God, I've watched some shite this year.
I really have.
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Chapter 5: How does Scott Barrett's injury affect the All Blacks' strategy?
Stability you can rely on. TC's fee supply. Past performance is not an indicator of future performance. Product disclosure statement available at generalfinance.co.nz. Marilyn Howman, there's a couple of aspects to this. So this is the South Africa as well as the last Super Rugby round. Marilyn says, play your topside every week. Winning becomes habitual.
If you're worried about injuries, maybe selecting a coaching isn't for you. It's only my opinion. I'm no means an authority. You're an authority because you have commented, Marilyn, and I thank you for that. And Kadi Helfazi, I hope this isn't one of those names where I end up saying, you know, IP Daily or something. I did that at the start, Jamie. Somebody had written in a souk madik.
And old Dumbo here reads it out like, you know, like I just think, you know, I was being respectful to my brethren. And it's like, and Lachlan's going, you know what he's saying, don't you? And I'm going, no, say it out loud again.
You know what you've just done here?
You've just challenged everybody out there to try and do it again. Yeah, okay. It'd be more ridiculous if you put your A-team one week out, and this is about the super rugby angle on this, one week before the playoffs when you've got nothing to fight for. Then you get Roy Gard, Derns, Fihi, Proctor, Lakai, Omua and co. injured out, missing the whole playoffs and so forth.
OK, so I think the two topics can be combined here. And we see that Hurricanes side running out tonight and they've made a lot of changes. It's virtually a new back line. You've got Morby still in there. You've got Cam coming back. It's a new loose forward trio. Obviously, when you say you've got a new front row, but the new front row includes Tyrell. I mean, hello.
But again, this is the balance. And then you look at the Chiefs lineup as well. And I think John O'Gibbs has made a statement with that. However your coaching brain works, I just can't see. I agree with you. You can't protect players because players get injured in training.
So you can't protect players by saying, oh, we're not going to play you in this game because we want you right for that game. So it is a delicate balance, isn't it?
Like getting Cam Roygard back is a really interesting one for me because this guy doesn't need to play this game, but then he does need to play this game as far as the coaches are concerned because they want him match fit for the next game.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of losing South African franchises in rugby?
Look, I acknowledge the first part, but that to me isn't something new. Every rugby season... As an All Black fan, I'm waiting for the All Blacks. It's not like Super Rugby doesn't mean anything to me, but the All Blacks is the pinnacle of my rugby season every year.
And so, of course, I'm sitting here waiting for the All Blacks, but that doesn't mean that I'm not looking at Super Rugby because guess where they get the players from? They get them from super rugby. And so if you're waiting for the All Blacks season and you're like this and you don't want to watch any super rugby, how the hell do you know who's going to be in our team?
And you're missing all the fun of the discussions going, well, that guy's playing really well and that guy's playing really well and this combination's playing really well. And if you're really in love with the All Blacks, well, don't you want to watch Ruben Love every week to see how good that guy is? So I acknowledge it.
And I think that if you asked a lot of people, they'd probably say, yeah, I don't care. I don't care. I think you do. I think as soon as you mention this, you actually do care a little bit.
I don't I mean that's a subjective question is like how much you care about the All Blacks compared to other teams and I think that that's something as old as time is that the casual rugby fan New Zealand will get interested once the All Blacks start playing that's not unusual I don't think that's really much different to a lot of other national teams that's why they're national teams you know you get interested when they start representing the country
I don't get on board at all with the fact that there's not enough of a market to support the amount of teams that we've got. That is just not true.
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Chapter 7: How can a hybrid bench strategy benefit the All Blacks?
If you go back to the start of Super Rugby, these teams were all filling up stadiums. I think the question now is how do you engage in that market more? It's not like there's not enough people in Auckland to fill up Eden Park every week. There is. This is a big city. It's not like there's not enough people in Christchurch. I mean, Christchurch is doing it.
They are filling up that stadium every week. So, yeah, I don't agree. I don't advocate at all reducing the amount of teams, of the amount of people that are getting paid to play rugby in this country. I think that's a washed argument.
Well, the Highlanders messaged out something yesterday. I think it was on Instagram. I saw it. Something like 86,000 people had gone to their stadium this year to watch the Highlanders play home games, right? And divided by seven. It was about 12,000 or almost 13,000 a game. Something like that it was. It worked out as. And I thought, okay. I presume they played seven games at home.
I just presume everyone plays seven at home, seven away. In a city of 100,000 people where you don't have 30,000 of those arriving until certain bits and then they go away because of the students and the population fluctuating and things. If you get that and then you multiply it by the rest of the teams that are playing, I'm not making an excuse here.
I'm just saying that you've got to put a big holistic picture on this. That's not bad. And look, if Auckland AFC got 13,000 average every week, they probably didn't this year. But if they did, they'd be happy. If the Phoenix took 13,000 a week, they'd be delighted. The Warriors get more than that for their home games. I absolutely understand that.
But I don't think that's bad numbers in these economic times. Every home game, that amount of people, they can make enough noise and they're paying for tickets.
It actually stacks up really well against domestic rugby in the rest of the world. That's about the average crowd size.
Well, people are saluting this in France going, wow, 15,000 go to that stadium every week.
Yeah, and it's simply because the stadium is built for that amount of people. And so it's full every week. That's the difference that we have here is that we only have big stadiums. And again, well done to the Highlanders for getting that. Whatever they're doing down there is working because this is a team that goes into every season knowing that they're probably going to struggle.
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Chapter 8: What are the challenges of selecting a competitive rugby team?
it was something like a third of the All Blacks had not only not gone to South Africa before, they'd never played at Eldershoot before. And it was about halfway through the week when I started getting bleeding noses and feeling like someone was inside me just doing this to my guts that I was like, oh, wow, this is what Eldershoot sickness feels like. Wow, okay. I'm looking forward to this.
And it was... It was really something, and it took a while to get used to it. And I was like, well, if this is what's happening to me, what's happening to the All Blacks who have never been here before? How are they acclimatizing to this?
And if you remember that game, which was when I think it was about 34 to 28, the story of that game was the All Blacks were on track for what would have been a very, very satisfying victory, and they just absolutely ran out of gas in that last 15 minutes. And had those players had that experience in South Africa before, that's when you realise like, oh, this is what it was.
I don't think it was so much the big bodies and the physical play, because you can kind of get that in the New Zealand derbies. It was going to South Africa and being that environment and being in a foreign place and experiencing those conditions so you know what's going to happen when you do make the All Blacks and you go back to face the Springboks. That's what it's missing.
Finally, the Sporting Kiwi.
You win this week. I miss Lachlan. That's all to say. I miss Lachlan. Oh, we all miss Lachlan. I miss Lachlan. We all miss Lachlan. We all miss Lachlan. I was giving it to him hard about Origen the other week. Because he's always going in. But yeah, we miss Lachlan. You know, I worked with Lachlan for four and a half years. I just had a fantastic time working with him.
And you have known him during that time too, Jamie, really well. Yeah.
and he's working at the breakdown on Sky, and I think he's really going to add to Sky's rugby coverage, just as now, him being around, he's such a fun guy to work with, but he's actually really smart, and he's really clever, and so I think you're going to see his influence over the next six months on the way that Sky cover their rugby, which is why they came and got him, because that's what they want.
But this is really geared towards you. That comment is geared towards you. That comment has nothing to do with me. You.
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