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Bella Robertson Feels Justin Martin’s Wife’s Pain over His Sloppy Habits
Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:30:00 -0000
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Si stands aside to let the ladies have their fun, and the Duckmen wives—Bella, Brittany, Alyson, and Lisa—don’t hold back from sharing their men’s bad habits and embarrassing quirks. Brittany and Bella agree that Martin’s messy tendencies at home and in the office are a huge headache, and Alyson has a bone to pick with John-David’s weird, dirty sock habit. Lisa and the girls share their favorite Uncle Si stories and the things about him they love most. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why did the guys get kicked out?
All right, well, we got kicked out. The girls kicked us out. We're going. We're leaving.
Chapter 2: What are the women planning to share?
Are we really going to let them just do a whole podcast? Why not, man? 400 and however we are. Let the women have their time to shine, man. Ladies night in the duck call room. Y'all check it out. Ladies night. They're going to tell all, I'm sure, about us, which is fine. I think the women tell all. They got the green light. Y'all enjoy it. It's a red light.
It's not on yet. It will be a red light. Y'all check it out. We're out of here. What am I supposed to do? Hey, ladies. Hey. You're taking over. Yeah. I'm super excited. I'm ready to unleash the beast. I'm ready. The guys are going, so the girls are in control. John David said to throw him under the bus, so. Let's go. That's permission.
I know, right? Uncle Si told me to throw him under the bus and run him over a hundred times. That's aggressive. That's what he told me. I was like, how am I going to do that, Uncle Si? There's nothing bad to say about you. He was like, oh, you'll come up with something. That's so funny. Well, hey, here we go. All the secrets revealed.
Okay, so I guess we should introduce ourselves since this is a complete takeover. Allison. All right. I'm John David's wife, Allison. Happy to be here. I am Al's wife, Lisa. You know, and he is the best looking Robertson. I'm Jacob's wife. I'm joking. I'm Bella. I am part of the fam.
And I am Brittany and I am Martin's wife. It feels weird to say Martin, though, because I'm like the only person that calls him Justin. I feel so weird calling him Justin. I know everyone says that. I feel weird calling him Martin.
You know what? When he first came around, Everybody called him Martin, Martin, Martin. And I said, well, what's his last name? They were like, Martin. And I said, his name is Martin Martin. And they were like, no, his first name is Justin. I said, well, then why are we calling him Martin? Well, that's just what we do.
I actually remember Bella, you used to like point it out hard. When I first met you, you'd be like, why do you call him Justin? I was like nine years old. She was. She was super young. So she was super bold about it. She was like, why are you doing that?
I was like, well, I feel like I notice it way more now that he's married to you and your name is Brittany Martin. Yeah. It's like then it makes me think like, oh, that's not the same because that's your last name. Right. It'd be weird for me since we're married. All right. We have some questions to answer that you guys sent in.
So one of the questions that I thought was really funny that someone asked was, what's the worst gift you've ever gotten from your husband? And I think it's so funny because I feel like I've talked about this with a lot of girlfriends and my mom and my sisters and everything. And I feel like everyone has a story that's like... No way that happened. And so I don't know.
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Chapter 3: What are the worst gifts received from husbands?
They're different patterns. Are they like a stocking gift? Yeah, they're like stocking stuffers. But when I tell you, they're not like the... He stuffs the stocking? He does. He's actually pretty good. Jacob's never stuffed the stocking before.
I will say, once when your uncle Al had me... I was just about to say, we were doing that and it was all like happy and stuff until we had kids. And now, we haven't gotten each other Christmas gifts since the kids were born. So that kind of came to a halt. It'll pick back up, I'm sure. But right now we're surviving twins. So it's all about them at the moment.
But it was actually... Since we're just now coming out of the... We're still surviving, but we were really surviving the first two years. And so he did get me a stocking this year. And he put those fuzzy socks in there. And when I tell you, they're not like... The soft, like these are bulky. The ones with like grips on the bottom.
Are they the barefoot, the blanket? I love those ones. I have those socks. No. These are from Academy. I am so sweaty. Like you couldn't wear shoes with them. No way Martin was getting the barefoot dream socks. No way. He has no idea. No, no, no. I wish he was getting it. If you want to get me the Barefoot Dream socks, I'm okay with that.
Also wear shoes. Who needs 12 pairs of fuzzy socks? That's another thing. That's what I'm saying. One pair. So I have been stashing these socks in a bag all these years. And I've never worn them. They all have the tags on them. And well, I always plan to re-gift them. And then I just forget about them because they're up on the top of my closet away. If anybody ever gets fuzzy socks.
I was like, okay, we're about to spend the rest of our lives. We are spending the rest of our lives together. I have got to end this madness. So this year I got the guts. to finally tell him. And I was like, please stop buying me these socks. And I went and showed him the bag. And I was like, these are the socks of the years. And he was like, you haven't worn. No, he don't notice. Oh my goodness.
No. I was like, my feet sweat just looking at these. I cannot, you can't wear them with shoes. You can't, not to mention some of the patterns he picked out, bless his heart, are just, it's just, you know, reindeer. You can only wear them once a year. And I'm like, please. Stop wasting your money on these socks. That is great. How did he react to that?
Of course, he was fine. But then he took it as an opportunity to be like, oh, well, I'm never going to get you anything ever again. I'm never going to, you know, went all out. And it's a funny little joke now. And I'm like... No, no, no. You can buy me socks, but like some workout socks or if that's what you want to stuff my stocking with Nike socks, some new Nike socks.
Yeah, I'd love I need everyone needs new socks every year about the old ones.
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Chapter 4: What funny stories do the ladies have about their husbands?
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Well, since we're throwing our husbands under the bus, I feel like we haven't thrown them hard enough because John David told me to, you know, and the crock pot's not that big of a deal. Why don't we talk about the toxic traits, like one of the toxic traits your husband has or the pet peeve? That was one of the questions. I'm like, which one should I choose?
I know exactly which one comes to mind for me.
Okay, well, I'll go. So it is a toxic trait because it's passed down to our kids now. It drives me insane. But like we've been married for 14 years now. So I literally like I just don't say anything. And I never really have because it's very little. But it does still drive me crazy every single day. Every single day, John David gets home from work or whatever.
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