Chapter 1: What helicopter adventure is Uncle Si preparing for?
I got a timer starting right about now. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We're in an alarmingly empty room, Hunter. Yes, it may have a little echo. You may hear some noise behind us because they're putting new sunroofs in here at Duck Commander, apparently. They have ripped the roof off. Yeah, the roof is gone. I went to park and there's a roof in the back parking lot.
Yeah. So, if you hear something, sorry. We're doing our best. The ice storm, shockingly, destroyed a building from 1960. So, it's getting fixed. It's built on a swamp. Yeah. It's getting fixed and it's sinking. So, what do you say, old man? Not much. You have a good weekend? Yep.
Chapter 2: How does Uncle Si's childhood Sasquatch encounter influence his stories?
Well, good. I'm getting my beauty rest. You're getting your beauty rest? Yeah. Is anything going on in the news? Oh, I don't know. Have you heard anything? I don't know. What could have happened? Well, hey, I ain't watched you in a long time. That's probably a good thing. I mean, I ran all weekend. What's happening in Iran? A whole flock of seagulls. A flock of seagulls? He said, I ran. Yeah.
I ran so far away. I ran so far away. No, on a serious note.
Chapter 3: What fishing skills are showcased by Martin's twin boys?
I had to get away. To all of our people that are involved in this, we're praying for you. Amen, buddy. We kind of were diving deep before we started the podcast and-
it's one of those things we don't go political yeah for the most part just because who cares there's enough of that out there but you can't really ignore this one yeah so folks that are involved actively passively our thoughts and prayers are with you guys we have two people sitting here with us today that have both been actively involved with stuff like this don't believe everything you see yeah yeah
Don't repost something that's not true. It's hard, though, which I'm not posting. How do you know this DNA, if it's real or not? It comes on your screen if you're looking at social media or whatever. It's hard. What's it called? AI? It's hard for me to distinguish between real and AI. It's so good. How do you know?
Well, and then last night I was looking at stuff and they were like, one of our boats got taken out. And I was like, oh, no, like that's a bunch of guys on there in our Navy. And then scroll down. Oh, this video is actually very old. It's 2020 or something.
Chapter 4: What is the concept behind John-David's horror parody idea?
But you were in Afghanistan, right, Stone? Yeah, I was in Afghanistan. I was in... That's not quite the Middle East, but... Napalm, boy. Napalm. He just said, he looked at me and raised his eyebrows and goes, Napalm. But speaking of Nam, we'll transition to something else. Uh-oh. This is exciting, Gordon.
Well, speaking of Nam, me and Cy are headed over to, I wouldn't call it West Texas, just west of Dallas. And we're going to board a helicopter. Oh, no. And we are going to. That has been turned into a gunship. We are going to declare war on the. On the piglets. Home population. Not. In West Texas. The feral hog population.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about current events and their impact?
Y'all let me know how that helicopter goes. I don't get in a helicopter. Oh, no. I don't get on anything. Put on your harness. Put on your harness and get on the M60 and get after it. That's right. You're getting on an M60 and shooting pigs? He's a door gunner. Is this going to be like those guys that were shooting them fish? What are you talking about?
They scared the living you-know-what out of me. I was over at Cameron Bay. Getting an engine, a truck engine. And we're going in the double blades, the workhorse of the Army. Chinook. Chinook, yeah. And, hey, they open up both 60s on each side, and then the guy in the back jumps and pulls his .45 out. And I'm over there going, I'm fixing to get killed and drowned.
And I finally looked and I said, yeah, I said, y'all don't need to do that.
Chapter 6: What humorous childhood memories does Uncle Si share?
What was the first thing you did when they started all that? What was the first thing you did when they started all that? Stop breathing. Stop breathing. I know if it's like on the movies, you know, when you feel like it's the end, you reach for that. Oh, no.
then you just no i didn't have right i would i didn't reach for nothing you just start you just start smoking my heart probably skipped a beat because i opened up together both 60s and then the guy jumped pulled his 45 out emptied it you know and i finally got enough courage to look and see what they're shooting at asian cart but they're shooting up what you're
See, they knew back then Asian carp were a problem. Look at there. They was trying to get rid of them then. They're taking the Ouachita River now, boys. We're going to start here. It's floating everywhere. That's good shooting. Yeah. I said, boys, y'all need to give a little warning here. Good grief. But we got us a Kevlar helmet, and we're going to recreate that scene.
Oh, it's wild riding on a Huey. I've never done it.
Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts provide about technology and its impact?
Okay. Especially when they turn the thing like this. Oh, yeah. When you're sitting with your feet on the skids and they turn it sideways. Yeah, that's good. You're just looking straight out. You're looking straight down. Yeah. Facebook may finally be right. What? I may be dead. With wind in your hair. You died again yesterday, by the way. A good way to go out. Yeah. You died again yesterday.
Oh, no. Look. Yeah. So what happened to him?
Chapter 8: What reflections do the hosts make about life's challenges and faith?
That we was talking about. Well, there he is. But he looks like Inigo Montoya in that one. He got his glasses back. Yeah. That one's from a while ago. I can't find the one I saw yesterday, but Willie Robertson has announced. I like the one with Jace being over in big tears running down his face. Yeah, this is real for sure. Oh, yeah. Wait, is that tears? No, Jace is crying.
Oh, no, this is a new one. Oh, from February 28th. That's Jace crying while holding on to Si. Why is Jace hugging Mountain Man? That looks way more like Mountain Man. Yeah, it does look more like Mountain Man. What do people gain from... Doing stuff like that. They're trying to knock me off. Oh, I guarantee you.
No, they're all signed up for Facebook content monetization and are making money off of it. Yeah, but. Every time you share it, you make them about seven cents or something like that. But to be fair, I'm also signed up for that. And a post of about this size has gained this person a whole like 22 cents. Yeah. Because that's about what I make. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And so I'm like, why waste your time?
What's really worrisome is the amount of people that buy it. Oh, yeah. I'll get a text. Every time something like that happens, somebody calls me. Is Uncle Si okay? Well, no, no. My daughter called Christine and said, is Dad all right? Christine said, oh, that's them idiots at social media. You can't believe nothing. Hey, look, I don't like to talk around my phone anymore.
Because they're listening. Don't ever doubt it. Oh, no. They know what we're doing. If you got one of these, they're listening. If one of them will cuss you out, it ain't worth having. Oh. I'd love for Si to have a phone, though, and just see what kind of ads he would get. Oh, you wouldn't believe the things that would happen. I'm serious.
Because, hey, when I was in the military, the computer, they would just run amok. Hmm. You had computers and non? That was like the other day. Yeah, they're all green and black screen. I wanted to listen to music, so Christine's got her tablet. Yeah. So she put it in on the music channel, and it had the deals going up and down.
She said, when you get tired of that, want to turn the TV on, just touch the junk going up and down, and it'll turn it off. So she was watching me. The pause button? Yeah. No, no. Not to pause, but this actually turned it off. God, I love old people. So, look. So, look. Hey, I touched it. I've just done like that. I held this for a second and lifted it up. It's still going.
So, I said, well, let me do it a little firmer. So, this time I pushed on it pretty. That's how I touched it. That's how you get technology to work. Press harder. Wouldn't do it. Okay, wouldn't do it. She just walked over and done this, and it went off. She said, if I hadn't been watching you do it, I wouldn't believe it. She said, what is it with you and computers?
I said, hey, I told you, God's going to use the computer to annihilate the human being. Oh, yeah. They made a movie about it. A bunch of them. What's going to happen is, hey, all of them have got a red button. Okay, and then someday, all these idiots that have got the red button are going to push them, and it's just going to be nuclear weapons going both ways. Hunter, you look excited.
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