Dumb People Town

DPT Mini - Harry Moroz - The Phantom of the Rafters

14 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Harry Moroz to town to hear about a man who secretly moves into a supermarket.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Independent Son

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big s...

Emotional Support G.O.A.T.

04 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome actress and podcast host Alessandra Torresani to town. In story 1, a car is stolen from an Adult store with a p...

DPT Mini - Francesca Fiorentini - Everything's Under Control

31 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas.

DPT Live at Sketchfest with Aimee Mann, Ted Leo and Chris Redd

28 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dan, Jason and Randy bring DPT Live from Sketchfest! First they start out with Flatos! Then they welcome Chris Redd and musical guests Aimee Mann and ...

Chad Daniels - Rum People Town

21 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In s...

DPT Mini - Chris Charpentier - Bad Decision Sandwich

17 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates. 

Moshe Kasher - Ornamental Sword

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a nig...

Nick Thune - Testicuzzi and the Jets

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and ...

DPT Mini - Cadbury Rabbit

03 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign...

Jeff Dye - The Meat Marauder

31 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats....

Quinta Brunson - I Am Serious

24 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bel...

Kate Peterman - Plant Based Fries

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A man places a very special order at a McDonald's

Ryan Stout - Dumbness Saves a Life

17 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security...

"Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin - Takin’ It To The Highway

10 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. The...

DPT Mini - Dennis Gubbins - Love at First Flight

06 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object. 

Maz Jobrani - Strip Club Flu Shot

03 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new...

Joel Stein - Fun Time Frankie

26 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3,...

DPT Mini - Hot Dog Becky - Ms. Pat

22 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.

Margaret Cho - Pedal Away Groom

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woma...

Rick Glassman - Cheeky Thief

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are disco...

DPT Mini Randy Feltface - Ghost Behind the Wheel

08 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection...

James Adomian - Tooth-like Structures

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com...

Jen Kirkman - Punching Through the Tears

29 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.c...

DPT Mini Andrew Lopez - Please don’t fight them

25 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers ...

Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che - Hung in There

22 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb People Town comes to the Bell House in Brooklyn for their LIVE with musical guest Rhett Miller. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Aparna Nanch...

Rachel Bloom - Australian Dream Wedding

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The guys welcome Rachel Bloom to town to  talk about a house with a neighborhood stalker. In story 2, a woman sets new bizarre record. In story 3 Aus...

DPT Mini - Zach Bornstein - These Automobiles Are In Cahoots

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn. 

Michael McMillian - Accidental Deposit

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciti...

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan - Bring a Camera to a Sword Fight

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In st...

DPT Mini - H.Alan Scott - Breaking Kinda bad!

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.

Dave Holmes - I Can’t Get Happy

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Dave Holmes is in town to talk about a man who sues about a run in at an Insane Clown Posse concert. In story 2, a man pursues legal action ...

Kate Micucci and Andy Richter - Fleshy Protuberances

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb People Town returns to Largo for their LIVE show with Pete Yorn. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Andy Richter and Kate Micucci with the Flor...

DPT Mini Dave Ross - Attack Squirrel

13 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A man has a special relationship with a squirrel. 

Fortune Feimster - Ketchup Karma

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Fortune Feimster comes to town to talk about a man who aggressively demands a ride from a stranger. In story 2, a Cleveland bank robber provides too m...

Harland Williams - First Day of the Rest of Your Wife

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to ...

Amanda Seales - Bird Truthers

30 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda Seales comes to Town to talk about a movement who has doubts about birds. 

Todd Barry - Doorknob Nachos

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Todd Barry stops by Dumb People Town to hear about a man caught breaking into a house with an unusual partner in crime. In story two, a woman finds a ...

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan - A Parade of Heroes

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man  who t...

Eddie Ifft - Pork Chop Slippers

16 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After winning a meat raffle, a drunken prank involving pork chops ruins a fellow bar goers career.

Jon Lovett - Dog Scat Bomb

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

John Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It) stops by hear about a man makes a bomb as a prank on his friend. In story two, a woman is arrested ...

Taylor Tomlinson - Asleep With the TV On

06 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Tomlinson pays a visit to town to hear about a couple of stolen cars get involved in an unusual chase and crash. In story 2, a Taiwanese man mi...

Greg Barris - Couscous Ragu

02 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A boy get carried away while paying with magnets

Lauren Lapkus, Patton Oswalt & Joey Ryan - A Man and His Spaghetti

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys cel...

Julia Sweeney - What Rhymes With Moana?

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Julia Sweeney visits to hear about a man who has an adventure on a riding lawn mower. In story two, a business owner makes sweet treats at a neighbori...

DPT Mini - Andrew Youngblood - Moellendick In Her Sally Port

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were ...

Jim Jefferies - I'm Not Wrong Because I'm Popular

16 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few d...

Janet Varney and Cole Stratton - Big Bertha Test Drive

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing  squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after tak...

Geoff Tate - This Is My Service Sword

05 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!

Amiee Mann and Ted Leo - Drunk People Can't Avoid Bragging

02 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the se...

Jonah Ray - Pickle Juice to the Rescue

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Int...

Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman - You Just Gotta Be Damp

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! 

Derek Waters - Stabbing the Pastor in the Back

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Derek Waters joins the show! In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrongStory 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-sh...

John C. Reilly, Tim Heidecker, & Aimee Mann - Work Bag, Play Bag - LIVE from Largo!

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song!  After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show ...

Jon Rudnitsky - Royal Headbutt

07 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at...

Jon Gabrus - Hey Grandma, Go Sit On That!

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat.  In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!  Story 2 brings us a man ...

Sara Schaefer - Legs Up on Congress

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.Story 3  ...

Dan St. Germain - Hampton Inn Exorcism

24 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!

Nate Bargatze - Young, Dumb, and Full of Fork

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.  Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusiv...

Jon Glaser & Eliza Skinner - You Do The Meth! - Live from Moontower

14 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, whi...

Nate Abshire - Drive-Off & Golf Cart Joyride

10 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf car...

Josh Gondelman - Beef & Reef

07 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus...

Nick Swardson - DJ Crablegs

30 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.  In Story 3, a ca...

Chris Mancini - Egg Argument Boils Over

26 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatene...

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Puppet-Fluid & Strings Attached

23 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and...

Dana Gould - Back Door Daddy

16 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Dana Gould joins the show!In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth d...

Julius Sharpe - Look What's Coming Down the Belt

12 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!

Hampton Yount - Jiminy Cracket

09 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Hampton Yount joins the show!In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.In a Stitcher Premium E...

A.D. Miles - Concussion Discussion

02 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week A.D. Miles joins the show!In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed an...

Dan Ahdoot - Penisillin

29 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!

Beverly D'Angelo - Chop First, Axe Questions Later

26 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. Then a Stitcher Premium intervie...

Karen Kilgariff & Jon Hamm - LIVE at Largo

19 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite M...

Aaron Urist - You Gon' Get Bit

15 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.

Pete Holmes - Pringle Grigio

12 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, ...

Corinne Fisher - Phantom Pill Packet

05 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!Story 2...

Nate Craig - Who's Out Here?!

01 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!

Brent Weinbach - The Illegal Version of Bumper Cars

26 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. Story 3...

Tim Heidecker - Pizza as a Weapon

19 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. Story 2 brings us a dru...

Ptolemy Slocum - Burger King for Life

15 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mary Lynn Rajskub - Unwelcome Witchcraft

12 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himsel...

Alison Haislip - Bottom Feeders

05 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Alison Haislip joins the show this week! In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.  Story 2 is the tale of a Florida weddi...

DJ Douggpound - From Ditch to Door

01 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!

Paul Scheer & Doug Benson - Throwing Axes at Copses: LIVE from SF Sketchfest

29 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of th...

Rhea Butcher - Calm Down

25 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.

Rory Scovel - Into the Canadian Darkness

22 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!

Zach Martina - I Am Jack's Failed Robbery

18 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!

Lucas Brothers - Romanda Rights

15 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to l...

Jesse Neil & Keith Kingbay - Falling Through the Ceiling with No Pants On

11 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling throug...

Eliza Skinner - Don't Beat the System

08 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, a...

Beth Lapides - I'm Not In Here And I'm Not Kevin

04 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!

Jo Koy - Smothered in Gin

01 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb  People Town this week! In Story 1,  a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Pla...

Forrest Shaw - Barblejuice

28 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!

Fahim Anwar - Two Tattoos and a Truth

25 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.Story 2 brings us a widows who hold...

Ryan Singer - Sugared Up Dead People

21 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!

Kate Micucci - It's a Lockback Knife

18 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer.  ...

Spike Feresten - Toilet Thief

14 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!

Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis - LIVE from Largo at the Coronet!

11 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach...

Matt Letscher - Got Your Belly Button!

07 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. 

Kyle Kinane - I'll Butter Your Cat

04 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight.  Story 2 brings...

Holly Laurent - Gender Reveal Wildfire

30 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!