Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast
Episodes
7.47 - The Artful Dead
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are desperately fighting the Hedon in his lair! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced down the warforged’s worst while blastin...
7.46 - Assaulted in the Olfactory Way
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have finally found “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to use Sten’s body to check for traps, Quinny (T...
7.45 - The Orcus Button
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are in pursuit of “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogated the Night Knives to get an explanation, Quinny (...
7.44 - You Had One Job
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was discovered inside the mansion before magically escaping, whil...
7.43 - You’re Under Arrest
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have identified the house where the zombie puppeteer is hiding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @therya...
7.42 - Down Through the Chimney with Old Saint Quinny
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a super long awkward conversation with a fan, Butthole (Ry...
7.41 - The Popcorn Hexblade
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are triangulating zombies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized if they could identify the puppet strings directions they co...
7.40 - Bros, Pals, Buds, Amigos
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have come face time face with a zombie! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) failed to convince the locals to let them inside without...
7.39 - Avast!
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have been hired to help Selgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made friends with everyone he met, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lau...
7.38 - What is a Comptroller?
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are entering the palace in Selgaunt! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave the speech that got them welcomed inside, Butthole (Ryan L...
7.37 - Jimbo, The Poop-Cart Guy
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are once again on their way to Sembia! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received compliments on his work from the goddess of farming,...
7.36 - Dear Quinny
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are staying over at an abbey! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reconnected with an old friend and blessed the crops, Quinny (Tyler He...
7.35 - I’m Brother Ted
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our party have stopped to visit an abbey! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has taken on a new life as "Brother Ted" and is working as a farm...
7.34 - Let's Go Gardening
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our party are definitely at an impasse! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked for advivce on bein a God, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewit...
7.33 - A Diplomatic Not-Turd
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are travelling through the desert! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked with Quinny to learn more about fatherhood, Quinny (Ty...
7.32 - King Dad
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are finally hitting the road! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over their squad of Hammerers by teaching them how to be black...
7.31 - Gartok, Inspirational Speaker
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are travelling to Sembia! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) committed the group to dealing with a group of rogue undead, Junipe...
7.30 - Little Swishies
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have solved a mystery and Assguard isn't at war yet! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to keep his secrets inside a mass Zone of...
7.29 - The Favour Was To Survive
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have used their final hour of investigation well! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found hidden potion bottles and debated what truths ...
7.28 - Necess-rilly
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are running out of time to solve an Assguardian mystery! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) brought his findings to the council, Juniper ...
7.27 - We're Bad At Communicating
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things are getting more complicated in Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) was forced to face off with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom who caught ...
7.26 - Traitors & Trainers
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Raesh Grey, the envoy from Baldur's Gate is missing! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) led Reginald through the streets but couldn't find the am...
7.25 - Halfling Luck
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Romance and mysteries are plaguing Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally got down with Vinten Charlamagne, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @ ...
7.24 - Quinny's "A" Game
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The murder still hasn't been solved and the night is close to ending! While Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Reginald were at the new crime...
7.23 - I Didn't Honeypot Myself!
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Demarrian massacre has turned out to be the first sign of a conspiracy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyle...
7.22 - A Glass Onion
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An envoy and his entourage have been massacred! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) debated resurrecting the envoy before discovering the body ...
7.21 - Who Done Did It?
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Longidon Geese is dead; should he be brought back to life? Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered the body in the castle, Quinny (Tyler...
7.20 - Coward Watch
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An assassination attempt has been foiled but its mastermind is escaping! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_H...
7.19 - Future History
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The assassination of Vinton Charlamagne has been stopped! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrested a dead body before it was revived, Quinn...
7.18 - Kee-yagh!
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An assassination attempt is about to happen! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) readied his hammerers to make an arrest, Mrs. Paisely (Laura H...
7.17 - It’s Paint Night!
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The parade went well and paint night has begun! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) impressed the crowds with military precision, Juniper (Laur...
7.16 - A Cultural Presentation
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The nation’s performance is minutes away! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) read up on Demarra and confirmed it‘a another dictatorship in...
7.15 - I’m Lickin’ Books
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are starting to spy on their neighbors! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) felt something was off about the representative from Dem...
7.14 - Amidsty Step
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are sorting out the remaining complications! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learned about her curse from Krendan and formed the “B...
7.13 - Bite Force: Sigma Squad
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have finalized the Charter of Future Freedoms! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) presented her list of rights, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @T...
7.12 - Minister of Culture
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have been joined by allies from the fortress! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promised a daily hug to Quinny’s mom before tell...
7.11 - Portalogist
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are finalizing plans for a nation-saving performance! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finished her legal consultations while making m...
7.10 - Stomp the Yard
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are battling complicated law books and depression! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) consulted legal professionals with mixed success, ...
7.09 - Fetch-hammer
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are waking up to save a nation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared Reginald for a dance-parade, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstrin...
7.08 - Paint Night
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are continuing to reshape Akkah! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Bucky to prepare to send allies from the Fortress, Quinny (...
7.07 - Diplomatic Honeypot Situation
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have begun to reform Akkah! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was sentenced to weekly therapy and confession for his murder, Moss (Laura...
7.06 - Crys-tahl
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Akkah has been given terms to avoid an invasion! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left the peace talks to investigate the envoys, Moss (Laura Hams...
7.05 - Frenemy at the Gates
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Akkah is being threatened by invasion! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began diplomatic relations with an evil empire, Quinny (Tyler Hewit...
7.04 - Love is Love
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Farthole Fartch is alive! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was not pleased to have the goblin back, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) pushed for ...
7.03 - Zone of Truth
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Council of Akkah has been chosen! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) accepted her role as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) agr...
7.02 - The Stepdaughter of Akkah
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have been in charge for less than a week and Akkah is already on fire! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turned the corpse pile into a ga...
7.01 - The Day After
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have taken over Akkah! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has been cursed with lycanthropy, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ate...
Introducing... Hack N Slash - Episode 1
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're thrilled to be introducing you to the newest show by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice: HACK N SLASH! (But don't worry, we'll have more DD&D f...
Introducing... Jesters of Ravenloft - Episode 1.02
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players...
Introducing... Jesters of Ravenloft - Episode 1.01
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players...
6.94 - Sad Buddy, But Buddy
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have entered the fortress! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protected their new king to keep th...
6.93 - No Cool Sh**
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are battling the Horde! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) destroyed Archibald’s protective goo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) wa...
6.92 - Archibald vs the Tingly Boys
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have raised an army to take back Akkah! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) disguised Standus to keep him safe, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyle...
6.91 - The Tingly Boys
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are entering the arena! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is horrified he might have to kill his mother, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @el...
6.90 - Stop Looking the Way You Look
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are inside the Forge! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got his Forsaken armour, Moss’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) wheelcha...
6.89 - A Surprise Promotion
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have found Furnold the Fierce! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to reveal himself to get into the Darkspike compound, ...
6.88 - Slaughterhorse, Murderdog & Bodyguard Shmengus
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have destroyed the portal, learned about the clerics and have someone to rescue! Juniper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) explosives work...
6.87 - The Fastest Child in Akkah
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are trying to destroy the portal! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Butthole are waiting in the wings to help if necessary, ...
6.86 - The 3 Architects of the Portal
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are regrouping in the mines before attacking the portal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a battle of wills with an archer, Regin...
6.85 - Strongest Toe
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have escaped Archibald and returned to the mines! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the guards on a merry chase and discovered a my...
6.84 - Usual Guard Yelling
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With one of our heroes on the run from the guards, the others are worried an alternate-dimension Archibald may be able to control Butthole! Quinny (T...
6.83 - Drinking Buddies
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have debated and/or committed a homicide! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) needed to do something violent in memory of Gary and Reginal...
6.82 - Jerry Orcbark
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have learned the layout of Akkah and formed a plan! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found the streets unimpressive, Quinny (Tyl...
6.81 - This is a F***ed Up Conversation
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have learned the layout of Akkah and formed a plan! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started pitching plans, Quinny (Tyler Hewi...
6.80 - I Don’t Respect You
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have learned what’s happened in Akkah - and it’s all terrible! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) used her professional interrogati...
6.79 - Patty Two-Eyes & The Resurrectors
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have found themselves in Akkah’s quarantined marketplace! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) dressed up in the armour of a fallen Akk...
6.78 - A Looming Spectre over Butthole
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have escaped the mines and are stepping into Akka! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thought of others before himself, Echo (Laura Hams...
6.77 - The Dark
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are desperately fighting to free Reginald from the goo’s control! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued to use his medallion to...
6.76 - I Deserve This! Yee-haw!
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are desperately fighting to free Reginald from the goo’s control! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is being lashed with acid w...
6.75 - Mr. Butthole Please Kill It
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are being attacked by a meteor full of goo! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) befriended his ancient ancestor and learned about t...
6.74 - Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Stoneskin
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have travelled deeper into the mines! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) read up on the history of Overseer Gulper, Quinny (Tyler H...
6.73 - Wolves Are Sacred Creatures
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes destroyed the entire gang of goo dwarves! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his holy powers to throw back the darkness, Quinn...
6.72 - Snark Snark
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are under attack by goo-fuelled dwarves! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made sure their enemies weren’t zombies, Quinny (Tyle...
6.71 - A Tactical Pat on the Butt
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are under attack by undead dwarves in the mines! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to make friends with them before determin...
6.70 - The Boss Room
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are travelling ever deeper into the mines! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) kept everyone protected inside his hammer field, Juni...
6.69 - How Do We Get Out Of Here?
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are under attack by gerbils as they move through the mines! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tried to communicate with them but f...
6.68 - Schrödinger’s Butthole
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are continuing their journey into the adamantine mine to break into Akka! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tried to make a map of thei...
6.67 - How Old Do You Think I Am?
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are moving ever deeper into the mine! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) scouted into the empty halls and robbed corpses with Reginald, ...
6.66 - A Considerate Desecration
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have entered the adamantine mine! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) checked in with the future King to see if he had a plan once victor...
6.65 - Do the ‘Due
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The feast has been completed and our characters are on their way! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) tanked his performance of tequila, Butthole (Ry...
6.64 - The Feast of St. Mudbutt
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The lost and foundstival has officially begun! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dressed as regally as possible to win over the crowd, Quinny...
6.63 - The X-Met Gala
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After Quinny stormed off, all three of our heroes went to find solace of their own! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped Krendan the were...
6.62 - A Little Tryk
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Moeseiphus, Trax and Dex returned from their hunt for Juniper’s body! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) healed them and congratulated them ...
6.61 - I Think We’re Doing Great
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes are closing in on the feast! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked with Quinny about his DNR order, Juniper (L...
6.60 - Back-Up Goo
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes are preparing for their next adventure in the Fortress! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Ginny about ...
6.59 - The Butthole Of The People
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes have spent weeks recovering at their Fortress and teaching Ginny lessons! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) taught h...
6.58 - The Lost And Foundstival
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes defeated the Fries and returned to their Fortress. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was glad to have saved a small ...
6.57 - The New Future
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have defeated Geffcinda Be...
6.56 - Cotton Cannons
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are desperately fighting ...
6.55 - His Jetpack And His Life
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are falling to their doom...
6.54 - Plan Bee
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the Zeus ...
6.53 - Into The Core
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are facing down a growing...
6.52 - The Mask of My Mother
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have taken control of the...
6.51 - Surprise Robot Legs
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found an ally in Dr. More...
6.50 - The Apotheosis Initiative
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are fighting their way de...
6.49 - The Path to Science Town
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are battling through the ...
6.48 - Some Dracula Sh**
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are storming the Citadel’...
6.47 - Alyn’s Baggage
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have escaped the Hyper Lo...
6.46 - What Happened To Us
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are trapped in the Hyper ...
6.45 - Little Tunnel Boy
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have escaped executive ho...