Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast
Episodes
5.20 - The Quinn-Tech 2000
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mudbutt’s bachelor party has gotten violent and our team still hasn’t quite gelled! Mdubutt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) tried to protect Alyn...
5.19 - Spell-Raging
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mudbutt’s bachelor party is getting drunker by the second, even though their assassination attempt is looming! Mudbutt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara...
5.18 - Have You Guys Ever Done A F*** Run?
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mudbutt’s bachelor party is well underway at the Oasis! Mudbutt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) barfed on a server, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @thery...
5.17 - Look At All This Peace!
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mudbutt’s bachelor party has begun! Mudbutt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) won the Winchester Race, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) con...
5.16 - Mud-Buds
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have agreed to join Prince Muddbutt for a belated bachelor party! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) fought with her mom and the battle isn...
5.15 - How The Hell Can There Only Be One Of Me?
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having escaped the castle, and stumbled upon a mysterious Reginald Tingler (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), our heroes needed to learn more! Reginal...
5.14 - Go Horde!
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes saved the druid they were looking for and escaped the besieged castle, but tragically Farthole Fartch was killed in the process! Alyn (Laur...
5.13 - Why Did I Make This Gorilla So Wise?!
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are saving a druid from the bowels of a castle under siege! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is forced to lead the charge against a six...
5.12 - King Quimby
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are forced to break into a castle to free a druid in the name of reviving Butthole and Yevgenovitch! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) t...
5.11 - Quinny’s Choice
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reunited with Alyn in Faerun, and with Butthole dead, the party as shaken. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt), is forced to step up and become King, Alyn (Laura Ha...
5.10 - Long Live The King
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Terrible mistakes have been made, but our heroes still have to escape their mutual Stacks. Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) assassinated Butth...
5.09 - Doing My Job With Mike Hawk
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The heroes of the future and past continue their quest to escape and destroy the Stacks! In the past, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Quin...
5.08 - Are You Goo’d?
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The heroes of the future and past continue their desperate foray into matching underwater fortresses! In the past, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanla...
5.07 - You Got Collided?
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having begun an assault on the Facility Director in the future, and solved parts of the horrifying mystery of the Stack in the past, our heroes contin...
5.06 - Alyn’s Feeling Necromantic
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The New Future have freed their world’s divination and illusion mages, and killed everyone in the genetics and necromancy labs. Meanwhile, House Far...
5.05 - The True Dark Lord
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes in the future and the past are battling deeper into their Stacks. Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @T...
5.04 - Sneakmaster General
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The heroes of the New Future and the Past continue to travel deeper into the Stacks! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Honour System (Tyler He...
5.03 - The Old Jump’n’Bonk
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The heroes of the New Future and the Past have to fight their way into their mutual Stacks! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System...
5.02 - Dr. Phil Actery
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The heroes of the New Future and the Past are in touch with one another and heading underwater in their respective dimensions! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, ...
5.01 - Merpes
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are split between two dimensions in different times: one group in the future and the other in the past. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring),...
Previously On DD&D - Season 4
08 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting our 5th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want a reminder of what happened ...
Introducing... Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're still on hiatus, so we wanted to introduce THE SECOND OF OUR FOUR NEW SHOWS! More episodes of Blood & Syrup are available now - so you can f...
4.44 - The ED-210
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the season finale, and everything is coming to a climax at MechFest! Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) battles a sentient AI for a bo...
4.43 - Douche.0
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in 2099 and our heroes plans are going awry at MechFest! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hopes to use Tiffany’s corporate privilege...
4.42- iPal Pweeeeze!
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in 2099 and our heroes are sneaking into MechFest, for a very special assassination attempt! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is despe...
4.41 - Alyn Rath-Bane
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in 2099, and it’s the morning of MechFest, so our heroes need a plan to sneak inside! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disassembles ...
4.40 - Stephen Pope
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in 2099, and our heroes are making plans for MechFest! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) preps his rifles and makes sure a secret remai...
4.39 - Modern Screeching
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) killed Bethany Rathburn i...
4.38 - A Limo… The Sword Of Cars
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in 2099, and our heroes are in the middle of ambushing a convoy containing a CEO on the sky highway! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tries ...
4.37 - Ten And Two
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in 2099, and our heroes have decided to kidnap the CEO of House Rathburn! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) uses her Tiffany persona to organ...
4.36 - I Haven’t Killed Anyone Since Yesterday
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back in 2099, and our heroes are deciding on a plan of action to take down the Conglomeratta! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has focused o...
4.35 - To The Glider Hangar!
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bucky has been taken by Manny, so our heroes need to save him AND get revenge on Murryl Streep! Juniper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) scroll guide...
4.34 - We’ve Got Cooooooats!
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After bringing peace to a foreign kingdom, our heroes return to the new and improved SS McSquigley! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) begins resear...
4.33 - Flashloose
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The wedding has gone to hell, and our heroes have broken the Hourglass of Eternity they were sent to steal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and D...
4.32 - The Dimension Toilet
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for a good old-fashioned body swap wedding! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sneak off ...
4.31 - There’s No Crying In Dance!
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has become the arena champion, but the gang still need to win the dance contest to get their wedding invites! Bu...
4.30 - Juniper! Juniper The Merciful!
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have signed up for the tournament, but they still need to get masks for the ball! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to use m...
4.29 - When In Handor… F***!
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have saved Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien), but she’s trapped as a statue! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets a library ca...
4.28 - The True Red October
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Doddle (Mo Mo O’Brien, @momo_obrien) has been kidnapped by a psychopathic artist, and our heroes don’t even know it happened! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt...
4.27 - Grandpa Warwick
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have taken over a junkyard, so now they have to steal their first ticket to a wedding! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has to ac...
4.26 - The Slow-Ball Special!
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are determined to steal a junkyard from Goblin Slavers to set up their new HQ! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets her armour situat...
4.25 - I Have Gold. Please Help.
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having accepted a mission from the Baba Yaga, our heroes are prepping for another questionably ethical heist! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplant...
4.24 - You’re Not A Goblin?!
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are fighting their way into a witch’s chicken-house alongside Doddle (Mo Mo O’brien, @momo_obrien)! But will Doddle get what she expect...
4.23 - You Just Gotta Believe… That I’m A Therapist!
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having been kidnapped by Doddle (Mo Mo O’brien, @momo_obrien), our heroes have decided to help her find a witch! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanla...
4.22 - Not All Goblins Know Each Other!
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having saved the village of Ashvale, our heroes set out to find help for their crashed airship when they’re kidnapped by Doddle (Mo Mo O’brien, @m...
4.21 - But Where Are The Squirrels?
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having crashed their airship after battling an army of gargoyles, our heroes set out to find help! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tries to remo...
4.20 - Wake Up Idiot! You Gotta Take A Potion!
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are facing off with a monster on the bridge of their collapsing airship! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continues to fight without hi...
4.19 - You’ve Had A Good Twelve!
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The airship is under attack and our heroes have to save it! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) abandons the crew to protect the engines, Butthole (R...
4.18 - Wink Wink, Demon Demon!
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are back aboard the airship, trying to figure out their next move! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is forced to start a seance without...
4.17 - The Great Collide Is Bad!
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes continue to research Xanthus in the tower of Shadows before returning to the airship! Martha and Bucky team up to provide Juniper (Laura Ha...
4.16 - How Many Buttholes Can I Get?
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having saved Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) and the Underdark, our heroes explore the mindflayer caverns and the Tower of Shadows, trying to unde...
4.15 - Personal Plan Pizza
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having journeyed deeper into the caverns of the Cult of Cortexis, alongside Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes are battling the cult’s ...
4.14 - I’m Not Your Doggy!
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having ensured the safety of their cave badger friend, our heroes and Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) journey deeper into the cult’s caverns! Ra...
4.13 - Gandalf’s Finest
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes finish looting an abandoned town in the Underdark alongside their friend Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), then continue on their quest!...
4.12 - Christmas In The Underdark
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having found Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) imprisoned in the Underdark, our heroes agree to undertake a quest to earn his freedom! Ranger strugg...
4.11 - Moe Dirt
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having chosen to head for the Underdark, our heroes prepare and then begin their quest to find Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford)! Quinny (Tyler Hewi...
4.10 - MINI-EPISODE: The Great Collide Is Happening!
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having completed their duel, freed the city of Neverwinter and boarded the SS McSquiggley, our heroes must decide what to do next! Enjoying Dumb-Du...
4.09 - Nuts Out For Moonhammer
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Forced to battle a mind-controlled Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and his super-powered father, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Qui...
4.08 - A Hippo’s Purpose
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, the conclusion to our season three cliffhanger! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is being controlled by his father and forced to ki...
4.07 - RoboChop
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System undertake their highest risk mission yet! Declan goes on a ranged murder spree, Honour...
4.06 - A Bit Of A Lohan
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System have stolen data from Unseen Hands Inc. and found a new friend: Stitch! Alyn (Laura Ha...
4.05 - Stitch The Donker
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System botch their attempt to sneak into House Antebellum’s lab! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elha...
4.04 - Icarus Johnson
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System must break into a lab formerly run by House Antebellum! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstr...
4.03 - The Bonds Of Honesty
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System have to escape an ambush by Commandant Pim-Pim! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is ...
4.02 - Bourbon Sherbet The Helpful Rerbet
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is forced to join up with Declan and Honour System to find the fabled Prodigals! D...
4.01 - Dumb-Dumbs Of Future Past
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having switched places with Xanthus, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) wakes up in a world she can’t explain. Forced to team up with two strangers,...
Previously On DD&D - Seasons 1, 2 & 3
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting our 4th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want to start listening now (and ...
3.28 - Zarkan War-Bringer
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes, and their ally Pol Ka (Dave Miller) have made their plans, so now they’re attempting to free Neverwinter from the Unseen Hand! Butthole ...
3.27 - Thumbs & Guns!
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes, their band of mercenaries and their ally Pol Ka (Dave Miller) have successfully infiltrated Neverwinter! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryan...
3.26 - Chicolas Nage, The Chaos Mage!
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The battle for Phandalin is over and our heroes and Pol Ka (Dave Miller) have survived! Now, they form a plan to infiltrate Neverwinter. Butthole (Rya...
3.25 - HOT SNAKES!
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Having planned their ambush to defend Phandalin with a new ally, Pol Ka (Dave Miller), our heroes have been ambushed in turn and must fight to survive...
3.24 - Team Scouting Team
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Having freed Phandalin from the clutches of Barrel, our heroes have to protect it from the Unseen Hand alongside a new mercenary friend, Pol Ka (Dave ...
3.23 - You’re The Queen Of Hell?!
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Having destroyed the ‘Roid-Goblin Facility, our heroes are facing off against the villainous Barrel! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) starts sne...
3.22 - Awww, Alyn’s First D*ck!
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are infiltrating the ruined temple of Moonhammer in Phandalin! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) carries out a series of quasi-successf...
3.21 - Now You’re Thinking With Hammers!
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are planning to free Phandalin from the the Unseen Hand! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) fondly remembers his days as an atheist, Juni...
3.20 - Welcome To The Resistance!
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crash landing outside Phandalin, our heroes start a resistance movement against The Unseen Hand! Goblin Jr. finds a new ally in the cave hermit Junipe...
3.19 - Quinny Brownbarrow: Hitman For Justice
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Having escaped prison and hearing news of a rebellion against the Tinglers, our heroes are heading for Phandalin! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)...
3.18 - You Just Want Another Monkey, Don’t You?
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are forced to finish their escape under less-than-ideal circumstances! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) adjusts to his new/old body, Pa...
3.17 - It’s Toga Time!
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are carrying out their plan to escape “The Coffin”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to transfer Quinny’s (Tyler Hewi...
3.16 - You’re All Racist Against Goblins!
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are still incarcerated in “The Coffin”, but they’re beginning their escape. Franken-Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is determine...
3.15 - Q15: The Alpha Quinny
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jailed inside Greensborough Penitentiary, AKA "The Coffin", our heroes are determined to escape! Franken-Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is force...
3.14 - An Unrelated Prostitute
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Having been captured by Paladin Von Stross, our heroes are on their way to jail! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) doesn’t know which gang ...
3.13 - If I’m Not Mistaken, I’m The Forsaken!
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After battling the evil Dr. Moreau, our heroes continue to search for the Well of Souls. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, ...
3.12 - The Bone Zone
18 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes journey deeper into the ancient structure that houses the necromantic Well of Souls. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finds herself in an...
3.11 - Follow The Goo!
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Franken-Quinny has teleported down to join our heroes as they enter the tomb that houses the evil Well of Souls. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) pu...
3.10 - And Then I Pee All Over The Room
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have infiltrated Catlandia alongside its former Prince Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun). Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gets into another wi...
3.09 - Run! Run And Start A Union!
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are battling a zombie Tyrannosaurus on the way to the Well of Souls! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) & Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyB...
3.08 - Have You Cast Mage Armour Today?
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are journeying into the jungles of Chult to destroy the Well of Souls and save Franken-Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)! Butthole (Ryan...
3.07 - The Butthole Inside Me
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Franken-Quinny’s body is failing, and its up to our heroes to save him! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamst...
3.06 - Does He Have Donkey Genitals?
05 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes meet up with Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) on the airship McSquiggley and set sail for their first wedding ceremony! Butthole (Ryan L...
3.05 - F***ING MAGIC HAMMERS!
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have are battling the Queen of Hell and her followers inside a flesh circus! Bucky’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) wild magic starts to g...
3.04 - Clowns Are Just Clowns In Hell!
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have snuck into an underworld circus to try to ambush the Queen of Hell! Bucky (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) makes things more comfortable ...
3.03 - He F***ed A Dragon And I Am The Son!
17 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes battle across the bottom of the River Styx alongside the mortal form of Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking)! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @therya...
3.02 - Guys, I Think I’ve Opened A Portal To Hell!
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes are journeying into hell, alongside a now-mortal Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking), in an attempt to rescue Quinny’s soul! Bucky (Tyler...
Previously On DD&D - Season 2
01 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting our 3rd season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want to join our adventures at th...
3.01 - Not A Mary Sue Anymore Old Buck!
01 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Time has passed and our heroes have travelled separately for months after the tragedy at the Thiefys, when strange dreams bring them together once aga...
2.36 - Quinny’s Big Wish
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's our SEASON FINALE! The Thiefys are underway and the heist is in progress! Bryn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) makes the best sleight of hand roll in...
2.35 - Sexual Safe Zone
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the final day of the Thiefys and the real heist has begun! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempts his first seduction, Quinny (Tyler...
2.34 - Shadow Puppet F***ing Is Still A Go!
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the dangers of using powerful magic, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) supervises Bobert during the Thiev...
2.33 - This Is So F***ing Normal.
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s day two at the Thiefys and the awards are closing in fast! Bobert (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tries to learn about the birds and the bees...