Eejits of the World
Episodes
Bonus Eejits
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As a pre-Christmas present, Glenn and Andrew are joined by Jim Jefferies and do the Guardian Quiz on the Tour Bus. Hilarity ensues. If you want to w...
Animal Eejits
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew hunt eejits in the animal kingdom including avian eejits, simian sex-working eejits, and Japanese fighting bear eejits; plu...
Reoccuring Eejits
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What are the odds, but this week Glenn and Andrew bring a pair of eejits that have appeared together before, namely Thieving French eejits and a Karda...
The Eejits Are Back In Town
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Glenn and Andrew return from their summer slumber to forage in the autumn woods for seasonal eejits, including botox-ballsac loving eejits, racist eej...
Rolling Chees-its
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn come over all traditional with tales of steep-hill-cheese-chasing eejits and minimum-height-looking-for-love eejits. If yo...
Turkish De-leejits
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew go on the look-out for eejits who joined their own search parties and check out a list of banned baby names in Australia. I...
Eejits of Romance
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew get all steamy about eejits of Romance books, happy monk eejits and owl eejits. If you want to watch Eejits of the World ...
Coked-Up Eejits
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn chop up some lines of idiocy including Bolivian-Express eejits, elderly theiving French eejits, and Nazi-Cake loving eejits...
Circular Eejits
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew conjure some flare-swapping eejits, Star Wars pranking eejits, racing sperm eejits, and magical misogynist eejits! If you ...
Pontificating Eejits
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn look for the smoke to say which eejits have are in this week's news including Papal-killing Vice President eejits and squea...
Sex Fiend Eejits
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew expose you to a new batch of eejits including an eejit Mayor who can't keep his hand off himself, shaggin tortoise eejits p...
Groping Eejits
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn warm their hands to have a feel of statue-molesting eejits, isolated tribe bothering eejits, and scientifically flatulent e...
National Security Eejits
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew return to find a fresh pile of eejits in the form of US National Security eejits, elderly feuding eejits, and Turkish delig...
Happy St Eejits Day 2025!
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn raise a Potato Pint to St Patrick's Day to celebrate more eejits in the Oval Office as well as Wombat-stealing eejits and S...
Eejits in the Pentagon
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew crack one off to tales of eejits in the Pentagon and premium sperm donations in the US aka Big Jizzness. If you want to wa...
Oval Eejits
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Glenn and Andrew return from half term to find the American Century in ashes thanks to the Orange eejit in the Oval Office with the world last New Rom...
Ye-jits
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew tackle the eejits of American football, especially the Superbowl adverts, butter-oozing eejits, and Kanye aka Ye-jit! If y...
Flatuent Eejits
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew let rip with tales of farty-Welsh eejits, road-side cookin' eejits, and none other than a Pizza-swerving Beatle eejit! If ...
Ghostly Eejits
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew are haunted by other-worldly eejits, lost-in-translation eejits, and fancy-dress-failing eejits. Learn more about your ad c...
Military Eejits
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew stand at attention for a Missle-Misplacing-Military eejit, and fake Hollywood Movie Star eejits, plus Inaugural eejits of c...
Eejit Inmates
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn sentence you to hearing about illicite and illegal sex-mad prison eejits, Welsh crypto eejits, and grunge-flavour wrestling...
Musky Eejits
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew usher in 2025 with a lover's spat between right wing eejits, foreign accent eejits and boozy alien eejits. If you want to w...
Eejits of 2024 Unwrapped Pt 2
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew serve you seconds of 2024's best eejits including Asian hippos, Japanese weasels, Scouse snail eejits, and many from the Tr...
Eejits of 2024 Unwrapped Pt 1
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew bring you the first part of their look back at global idiocy this year including RFK jr, Brazilian monkeys, Canadian Dildos...
Dictatorial Eejits
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn crack down on South Korean wanna-be dictator eejits (with some former Syrian eejits thrown in for good measure). If you wan...
Nepo Eejits
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew show favouritism to certain eejits, including sons of American political eejits, 'alledgedly' criminal Irish political eeji...
Criminal Eejits
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew frisk global eejits including drug-smuggling-gnome eejits, fraudulent bear eejits, and some terrified-of-bananas eejits. If...
American Eejits Pt 2
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew conclude their look at American political eejits and in the process discover that 'the truth is out there.' If you want to ...
American Eejits
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the eve of the American election, Glenn and Andrew take a look at all the eejits that have populated the American election these past few years plu...
Scary Eejits
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ooooh, this week Glenn and Andrew scare themselves with Will Smith's farts. That's scary enough. If you want to watch Eejits of the World in its full ...
Cheerful Eejits
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew are live at the Cheerful Earful Comedy Podcast Festival in Balham, South London talking about conker-cheating eejits, Ameri...
Strictly Eejits
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew put on their tap shoes and twirl some prize eejits your way including old mechanical box-strictly come moaning eejits, fat ...
Thespian Eejits
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew memorise their lines and bring you stories of aging, shouty back from the dead actor eejits, Holland-invading former prime ...
Old Aged Eejits
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew pop into the retirement home of eejits to visit with elderly-cruising eejits, the-music-is-too-loud-so-I-must-be-old rock s...
Eejits of History Pt 4
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew blow the dust off the history books again to look at Italian revolutionary eejits, some fishy Wool family eejits, and eejit...
Zoological Eejits
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew gawk at eejits in the animal kingdom with butterfly-theiving eejits, eejits who feed hippos shelfish, and eejits who feed d...
Fightin' Eejits
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew take off the gloves to battle fighting eejits in the form of Conor McGreogor and Phil the rioting eejit, plus look up to se...
Magical Eejits
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Glenn and Andrew return from Edinburgh to bring you a fresh allotment of eejits including Harry Porter obsessed adult eejits, and an international buf...
Eejits on the Fringe Pt 2
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Glenn and Andrew squeeze out another Fringe based serving of idiocy featuring more Olympic eejits, a nod to legendary chinese-food eating eejits, plus...
Eejits on the Fringe Pt 1
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew bring global eejits from the comfort of an Endinburgh sofa with a return visit from political eejits Robert F Kennedy Jr, C...
Eejits Live at Deadmeet
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew test the pre-Edinburgh waters with a live show at the Deadmeet Festival in Manchester talking Olympic eejits, Taliban-touri...
Performing Eejits
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn welcome to the Idiot Stage, drunken anthem singing eejits, not-so-strictly dancing eejits, American political eejits (expec...
Canadian Eejits
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew bring you not one but TWO stories from Canada, one on each coast: Dildo-shaped iceberg eejits in Newfoundland and Messi-mis...
Eejits of Tourism
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew take a virtual holiday with eejit American tourists in Ireland and Greece and the tourist-hating eejits in Barcelona, plus ...
Eejits of History Pt 3
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew celebrate the start of summer with a look back at idiocy throughout the ages featuring onset seafood-spiking eejits, emoji-...
Eejits of Science Pt 1
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn look at scientific idiocy throughout the ages with drugged up eejit fish, Scouse-giant myth making eejits, rich frozen unde...
Eejit Billionaires
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew cash in on billionaire eejits from art-hating antipodean eejits to campaign sabotaging prime ministers plus the eejits of t...
Political Eejits
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew cast their votes for eejits of politics (spoiler - Farage and Trump pop up!), eejits of international diplomacy, and intern...
Campaigning Eejits
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
India, America, the EU, and now the UK - everyone is at it. Yes it's an election year and Glenn and Andrew looks at the eejits of UK campaigns (well, ...
Hometown Eejits
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Glenn and Andrew get a welcome back from eejits close to home including Dublin eejits for Andrew, Canadian eejits for Glenn, and to keep the Irish thi...
Happy St Eejits Day!
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of this series, Glenn and Andrew pull a pint of Expensive Guinness (full fat and zero zero) and toast the many eejits of St Patri...
Celebrity Eejits
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn flip through a virtual copy of Hello Magazine to gossip over famous eejits most of whom have beef including Princess Kate v...
Willy Wonky Eejits
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew win the Golden Ticket of Tomfoolery with tales of Glaswegian Grotto eejits, Science-defying eejits of Space, Time, and Weat...
Eejits of Football
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew analyse the tactics of Turkish Football Hooligans eejits, Harry Kane statue-commissioning eejits, and showering-with-Ian Wr...
Surprised Eejits
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn hide in the dark and jump out and shout 'Eejits!' and hopefully don't kill you in the process; plus they sneak up on Antipo...
Mr Teejits, fool!
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew pity the fools of global idiocy with a look at American Sporting Spectacular eejits, Royal Potion-loving eejits, Little Blu...
Simian Eejits
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew reach around and fling some fresh, steaming eejits at you including escaped Scottish, and red-faced Brazilian English monke...
Eejits of the Not-So-Silver Screen
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn break out the popcorn and bring you violent Swedish film star eejits and naughty film-making university eejits, plus Irish ...
Eejits of History Pt 2
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn fondly look back to the good old days when men were men and eejits were eejits including Antipodean Architecture eejits, me...
Breaking: Eejit Bites Dog
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn sink their teeth into the world of dogs - from eejits who eat them (Yes YOU Canada) to eejits who ban them (er, that would ...
More Musical Eejits
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Glenn and Andrew ring in the new year and a new series with more musical eejits in the form of poltergeist-bothering musical theatre eejit, Andrew Llo...
Eejits of the North Pole
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the last show of 2023, Glenn and Andrew sip the mulled wine and gift you with eejits who give Christmas classics the hair-metal treatment, anti-soc...
Flyin Eejits
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn take flight to get an bird's-eye view of eejits including click-bait-plane-crashing eejits, Aussie bee-wanking eejits (no, ...
Eejits of American Power
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn raise a glass of single malt whisky and drink a toast to some of humanity's (and America's) finest - sponsor-spooking Elon ...
Eejits of Parliament
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew say 'Aye' to eejits who get violent in parliaments around the world, 'No' to the eejits who voted in the new Dutch parliame...
Animal Eejits
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn go all bestial with news of Snoop Dogg, eejits who read the minds of animals, Owl and Raven eejits, plus Argentinian eejits...
Phallic Eejits
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew unzip the trousers of eejits and examine weird dicks from beetles with penises you can open a bottle of Bud with to a aging...
Identical Eejits
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew do a double take on Putin body double eejits, flooding eejits, flying high pilot eejits, and more glorious sporting eejits....
Live Eejits!
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew look at the world of eejits in front of real people at the Galway Comedy Festival. If you want to watch Eejits of the World...
Eejits Who Fake It
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew lay on a spread of global eejits from celebrity chef eejits, massive pint swilling eejits, sex doll bothering eejits, reall...
Rich Eejits
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew check in on Canadian Cult eejits; billionaire eejits, and long-dead mummified eejits. If you want to watch Eejits of the Wo...
Political Eejits
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew look at the eejits of American politics - both Republican (feisty fisted congresswomen) and Democrats (doddering vicious do...
The Eejits Are Back!
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, after a period of recuperating from global idiocy in an undisclosed location, Glenn and Andrew are back, bringing a fresh crops of eejits and som...
Summer Time Eejits
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this triumphant conclusion to series one, Andrew and Glenn visit summer sex-pest eejits, stage-attacking eejits, eejits who marry - then divorce - ...
Golden Eejits
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew follow the rainbow to find a pot of golden eejits including wrong-way-defecting eejits, hearse-driving-footie-loving eejits...
Eejits of Hot Air and Death Stares
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn (with TWO 'n's) expertly select the biggest eejits in the news this week including Hot Air Ballooning eejits, the eejits of...
Eejits of Tourism!
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew pack their bags and visit graffiti-scrawling tourist eejits, mean-spirited mural covering eejits, charity embezzling eejits...
Continental Eejits
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew cross the channel to celebrate heavy-handed French eejits, Burka-banning, indoor smoking Austrian eejits, plus Stag Do v Ju...
Eejits of (failed) Mutiny!
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew beat the heat by laughing at homicidal Russian mercenary eejits (again); 29 year old (or is she 30?) tory party eejits who ...
Eejits of Local News
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew gaze upon small town eejits in boats, mascot suits, and shoe-stealing gangs. Follow the pod on @eejitspod on Instagram and ...
Musical Eejits
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn duet on eejits in music including the ex-lead singer of the Commadors, former boy band eejits, and fire-spewing, make up we...
Goat-lovin Eejits!
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew peak through the fence to study potato-fearing eejits, chubby dictator eejits, eejits who elect to walk home mid-flight, te...
Day Time TV Eejits
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew tackle Facebook-haggling eejits, pranking eejits, flatulent Roman eejits, thin-skinned eejit dictators, gambling footie eej...
All Star Eejits
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew salute the Hall of Famers - the All Stars of Eejits including down-under eejits like Pauline Hanson, eejits of internationa...
Coronation Eejits
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn bow to eejits of pageantry, eejits of ceremony - yes the eejits of the Coronation of King Charles Spaniel III, plus eejits ...
Eejits of History Pt 1
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this inaugural episode of a semi-regular theme, Glenn and Andrew look back in time to see how eejits (usually fueled by booze) have caused mayhem t...
Eejits of the High Seas
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn dive deep into mermaid-shagging eejits, cocaine-smuggling submariner eejits, eejits who choose bad pseudonyms, and eejits w...
Cheejits (Eejits of Cheating)
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Andrew and Glenn bring you a wide range of global stupidity - from sport cheating eejits to Golliwog-hugging eejits to eejits of futile poli...
Eejits In and Out of Water
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew bring you eejits from across the pond (Magats made at Biden), eejits in the water (who kidnap and possibly shag whales) and...
Jim Jefferies Pt 2
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In part two of this Jim Jefferies special, Jim, Andrew, and Glenn explore more eejit nonces, eejits who black up, eejits who have mullets, eejits of a...
Jim Jefferies Pt 1
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In part one of this special episode, Glenn and Andrew are joined by Jim Jefferies to look at a wide range of eejits: American eejits vs Australian eej...
Eejits on the Slopes
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Glenn and Andrew roast the Eejits on the slopes (yes you Gwenyth), Pronoun-refusing Eejits, and Eejits of Public Nuisance. Follow Glenn and ...
Eejits of Bureaucracy!
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Glenn and Andrew look idiocy in high places: Boris Johnson, China, the BBC, and the Met. Follow Glenn and Andrew on Instagram: @glenn_...
Eejits Everywhere!
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this very first foray into the World of idiocy, Glenn Wool and Andrew Maxwell bring you news of Hollywood eejits, Royal eejits, Russian eejits, rac...
Welcome to Eejits of the World
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Eejits of the World with Andrew Maxwell and Glenn Wool! Follow them on Instagram @glenn_wool and @andrewismaxwell or Twitter @GlennWool and...