Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast
Episodes
Episode 183 – The Lightness Of Elis
02 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The returning Duke Of Punchlines John Robins was back from Edinburgh this week with massive news – well done Johnny Robs! And Elis has been keeping ...
Episode 182 – Not The Lovely Pippa, Fiery Bin & John FM
11 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We all visit the toilet mate. Robins was down the line from Edinburgh once again and perched coquettishly under his duvet whilst Elis kept a firm grip...
Episode 181 - Sherlock Robins, Leaking Vocal Emissions & Drawing John’s Regret
04 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In what must be a radio first, John broadcasts down the line from under his duvet whilst up at the Edinburgh Festival. His face beamed down on an in-s...
Episode 180 – The Agenda, The Male Reproductive Organ & Do You Respect Yourself?
28 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Will this be the last stop on the way to 5,000,000 D’s? That’s what’s on the agenda! In the final show before Robins takes to the Edinburgh Fri...
Episode 179 – John Sit, The “Rossier” & 100 Dead Foxes
21 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After Beta-Bet’s retirement last week, it fell to our resident stats guy, Ross, to come up with the number goods and my word – he knows his way ar...
Episode 178 – Flesh-Coloured Pouch, Digital Gravestone & The Onion of Football
14 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Robins in a ratty mood is Robins at his best. A cracking podcast this week and plenty of talking points – How old is this coin? How unsung is the on...
Episode 177 – John Pride, Made Up Games & 8 Hour Nap
07 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Guys… ***BRAND NEW FEATURE ALERT*** We’ve cracked a brand new bottle of badinage on the good ship Radio X with the flood of Made Up Games that yo...
Episode 176 – Lovely Bottom Lip, Peanut Parliament & Eats, Shoots & Leaves
30 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Elis can’t be arsed. This much will become clear. He clearly cares enough to sort his teeth out though! A cracking podcast this week as John rejoin...
Episode 175 – Oxford Shame Toilet, The Past is a friend & Brewster’s £500
23 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
John went to the past this week. He’s happier there. Elis kept a steady hand on the tiller whilst John broadcast from a reunion he was attending in ...
Episode 174 – Live Your Best Life, Contract & Cheesy Tommy
16 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Busy show today – and it’s a belter! Elis’ gift for John finally arrived, despite Elis losing confidence in it, and Vin reports back from an Alt...
Episode 173 – Mike Bubbins, The Cravens & Louboutins
09 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
An approachable but sexy podcast today…. Mike Bubbins sat in for Elis and brought sideburns, sex-appeal and a relaxed attitude to shame. Robins cal...
BONUS PODCAST – The Return of Polichips
08 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The boys had ELECTION FEVER today, which meant only one thing – it’s time for sauce chat. On top of that, the stars of Bat Out Of Hell – the Mea...
BONUS PODCAST – Fashion For Twerps
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How does Steven Tyler look so sexy? How do you pronounce “secondment” in English? What are the effects of pizza on Welsh speech? All these questio...
BONUS PODCAST – Heals The Sick & Heals The Lame
06 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Van Morrison news today, lessons on how to shout, and Elis has yet another celebrity encounter – though it didn’t go to plan. All this plus Humble...
BONUS PODCAST – It’s All Rivers
05 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Elis was on top form today, showing John some of his technological know-how and suggesting how to improve his fitness – and John hit back with some ...
BONUS PODCAST – Twenty Pounds Quid
04 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hot celeb gossip! Cagoules! Swearing! Gareth Bale! Failed punchlines! You know the drill. Loads of stuff today plus the usual – Humble Brag Of The D...
Episode 172 – Toilet In Port Talbot
02 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Two treats for you this week – one in the form of Lloyd Langford, the other some advice on what not to wear near Buckingham Palace. Plus an example ...
BONUS PODCAST – im Westwoo
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Plenty of hot topics covered today; the War on Drugs, The War On Drugs, miniature cigars, tequila, the M5, Tim Westwood and much more. There’s loa...
BONUS PODCAST – World’s Richest Drummers
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you want thorough political analysis, you’ve come to the right podcast. If you don’t, you’ll probably be fine here too. Elis & John compiled ...
BONUS PODCAST - Perfect Bum For Squash
30 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After Elis’ weekend gallivanting around Wales (which John is absolutely fine with, honestly) he has come to the realisation that he has lived a some...
BONUS PODCAST – Mr Biggggggggg
29 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Elis returned to rejoin radio’s dream duo, and he brought some mountaineering expertise with him; John spent the long weekend conquering his demons,...
BONUS BONUS PODCAST - Brian May, In Full
29 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
As promised, here's the whole Brian May interview conducted by Elis & John. Raw, energetic, passionate, and mostly unedited, this is the interview tha...
Episode 171 – Robins Solo, Cosplay & No M7
26 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Robins sets sail on the digital waves in a heroic solo effort today, whilst Elis is abroad in Wales. Expect talk of conventions & cosplay, as well as ...
BONUS PODCAST - Corgi On The Cob
25 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Friday, it’s a Bank Holiday and Captain John Robins is flying solo, straight into the weekend. Welcome aboard this Boeing 568, destination…...
BONUS PODCAST - Giddy Robins
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After ingesting too much sugar in a short amount time, we have something rarely seen, the enigma that is Giddy Robins! When will John hit his nap pris...
BONUS PODCAST - May Day: The Big Interview
23 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the day is finally here, it’s MAY DAY. The man himself Dr. Brian May, one quarter of the brothers Rock, joins the boys in the studio for the ...
BONUS PODCAST - Radio X-Men
22 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Tuesday's edition of Elis and John's stint on drive. Even after the terrible events in Manchester the previous night, the vibe train must ...
BONUS PODCAST - Tragedy Soundtracker
21 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello there, teatime vibe-chasers! Elis and John are back on Drive so podcasts a-plenty for the next 3 weeks! Today there is a LOT of banana ch...
Episode 170 – Can i Gymru, Crinkly Plate & Big and large
19 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast that screams down the shame well and tells you that it’s ok… “Sometimes you can swear at fruit.” This week the lads chat launches ...
Episode 169 – Scoop Angels, The M4 & All The Mammals
12 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There aren’t many podcasts that ask you the question; “Are you absolutely haunted by your past?” – “YES PLEASE!” This week we’ve got ple...
BONUS PODCAST – Robins Unleashed MK VI
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
John sat in for Johnny Vaughan today, unleashing another Drive spectacular. Expect Petty Rage, more Shame, a chance to shine for Johnny’s producer L...
Episode 168 – Modernising Sweets, Champions League Shame & Imbyism
05 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Think Scouts are wimps? Think again. Plenty to dig your teeth (ears?) into on this week’s show – it’s a bumper edition of shame, house prices, a...
Episode 167 – Bleeding gums, Humble Shame & How To Say “No”
28 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Daddio…. How about you kick back and take a big hit of this podcast right in the ears? Make your own choices folks but for God’s sake give it...
Episode 166 – Evacuating The Darkness, Boring Shiny & Honig & Senf
21 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Back to business as usual this week with Elis back from the beekeeping. Also, an almost rejuvenated Robins has got an important prepared statement for...
Episode 165 – Nish Kumar, Hangover Mitigation & The Beatles Didn’t Exist
14 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The bee-keepers of Pembrokeshire won’t just interview themselves. Consequently, a capable Elis James has been dispatched to help them out. In his p...
BONUS PODCAST – The 2nd Coming of Shame
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
PCDs, Hammer Legends and E-mail users worldwide… WE DID IT! We made it to the end of another (albeit shorter) week on Drive! Today’s show has...
BONUS PODCAST - Nailing Retirement
11 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Day 3! Day 3! Day 3! Today, John’s Shame Well throws up a debate over checkout etiquette, Elis vibes some poetry and there’s some lavender ch...
BONUS PODCAST – “Doing it” With Babes
10 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
AHOY! It’s day 2 aboard the good ship Drive and there’s vibes a-plenty! Today we delve into one of John’s musical endeavours, Elis tells us...
Bonus Podcast - John Wants To Be Adored
09 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Great news, Elis and John have had their licences reinstated and they’re back behind the wheel on Drive! On today’s show, Elis catches a nast...
BONUS PODCAST - Yer Jokin' Aren't Ya? The Magic Of Masterman.
07 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Here's some of Dave's best bits - we'll miss you mate!
Episode 164 – Dave.
07 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hot Cross Bums. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in...
Episode 163 – Sad Cooking, Ear Seed & Green Day
31 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes the vibe just works, whether you’ve roasted the peaches or not. This week sees an absolute hammer of a podcast, nay HAMMERCAST. Robins in ...
Episode 162 – Broken Elis, Double Sexy Voices & A Stupid Taste
25 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
“Radio is the new Rock n’ Roll”. Ain’t that the truth, with Elis and his football friends in Dublin the night before, John captained the show ...
Episode 161 – Dave On The Move, Gadget of The Week & Breaking In For Sexy Time
18 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are back to business as usual on Saturday afternoons but also getting themselves ready to embrace change. With Producer Dave set for pastures...
BONUS PODCAST - Cockney Fry-Ups
17 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Finally a conclusion to John's pant problem, plus his sexy gravel voice is unveiled - plus Elis tried a new food in Tick Off A Taste, and the boys enj...
BONUS PODCAST - Smells
16 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Elis and John crashed on through their stint on Drive today and here are the results – a beat-boxing revelation, a sensational mix of smells, and an...
BONUS PODCAST - Rock Bottom Robins
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In yet another bonus installment of EJ&JR on Radio X, jungle-dweller and friend of the show Joel Dommett swings by for a chat. Plus, John is perhaps a...
BONUS PODCAST - Social Media Is A Swamp, So Dive Right In
14 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Now is the time to unfollow EVERYONE on every form of social media - everyone except from Radio X of course, especially if you want to see Elis’ lov...
BONUS PODCAST - Canine Correctness Gone Mad
13 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back Legends! We’re now into the second week of Elis and John valiantly covering for Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 thang. To start the week b...
Episode 160 – Hungover Corpse, Sweet Regret & Beatle – Bet
11 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Halfway into the stint of weekday drive time vibing, there’s still plenty in the tank for the traditional Saturday afternoon badinage. Elis, John an...
BONUS PODCAST – Scream Yourself To Sleep
10 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve made it, drive-time legends. A whole week in the driving seats and another one to look forward to. All to play for. Can a roof tile cause de...
BONUS PODCAST - Too Handsome For Chips
09 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The ‘Trawlers of the Past’ are back and on today’s show, John divulges one of his secret skills, the boys discuss unsolved family mysteries and ...
BONUS PODCAST – Wheydio X
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Team! As we herald the return of the 'good radio bell', strap in for chat fest, PCDs. On today’s show we try to get to the bottom of who called a...
BONUS PODCAST - Toxic Shame
07 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING LISTENERS! This podcast reaches Toxic levels of shame! With the boys continuing their efforts to “Bring Shame to your Daily Commute”, ...
BONUS PODCAST - Bringing Shame To Your Daily Commute
06 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Hammer Legends! Radio X Top Brass have let Elis and John cover Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 thang once again, this time for 2 WHOLE WEEKS! It won...
Episode 159 – Producer D’s News, Myspace V’s & Freddie’s F6
04 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week we look into the past and remember John’s abs, fondly. We look to the present, where producer D has some V big news! We even look to the f...
Episode 158 – White Paint, The Big 41 & Solo Female Pub Advice
25 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Elis had a big surprise this week from one of his all-time heroes, whilst John described his best night ever. The boys also discussed radioactive prot...
Episode 157 – Sexy Valentines, Shame Pause & Friday The Donkey
18 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Are you pounding the P, or sitting on your B? Either way…. You’ll be unsurprised to learn that Elis & John spent valentine’s evening together ea...
Episode 156 – Phil Schofield, R.Kelly & London’s saddest DJ
11 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We present to you… “London’s Saddest DJ” – After playing a killer set at Dave’s Disco the night before, John hauled himself in to sit oppo...
Episode 155 – The Beating Heart, Selfless Yoga & Sat Nav Shame
04 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week, John emerges from Dry January in good health with zeal, and a slight hangover! Find out exactly who’s who when it comes to the Radio X bo...
Episode 154 – Sexy John, Chatty Elis & Abergwili
28 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Any podcast that pounds the P like this one deserves your attention. A jam packed week in which we learn exactly why John is considered so sexy in the...
Episode 153 – Statman Ross, BetaBet & A New Operating System
22 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
An absolute anvil of a podcast this week, packed with not one but two brand new features and some farewell analysis of Winner Plays On by Elis & John’...
Episode 152 – Moving Wood, Silent Dave Johns & Confident Squirrels
14 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
HUGE Winner Plays On news this week – my word it’s tense – plus Dave’s Mancunian dream (nightmare?) and an insight into the comedic genius tha...
Episode 151 – Lump, Bump, Smooth, Motion, Tantalise.
07 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Saying “Hello Daddio”, Welsh freight, and being fascinated by pain – all topics discussed by J-Dog and Eel-Man this week. The boys returned from...
BONUS PODCAST – Release The Clutch To Great Chat…
06 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the final day on Prime Time Drive Time Commercial Radio for our boys – but that didn’t stop the badinage. Today Elis and John spoke to Robi...
BONUS PODCAST - Set Destination To: GREAT RADIO!
05 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hammer Legends, grab your ChatNav and set destination to Great Radio! On today's show, John has some Showbiz News, Dave spends too much time photosh...
BONUS PODCAST – Commercial Radio’s Premier Chatalytic Conversers
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
PCDs and Vibe chasers, it's day 3 of the boys being the “Custodians of Drive” and we found out who has driven the most in one day, in miles (more ...
BONUS PODCAST – Commercial Radio’s 5th Emergency Service
03 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pull over to the side of the road when safe to do so, because here comes Commercial digital indie radio’s 5th emergency service, Elis James and John...
BONUS PODCAST - Mics Up Masterman
02 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a very special week of Podcasts, PCDs! The Boys are covering for Johnny Vaughan on Drive this week, so there are 5 extra Hammer helpings....
Episode 150 – Funathon, A Big Announcement & DVD
01 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wanted to know if Josh Widdicombe wears socks in bed? Then this is the podcast to listen to. Widders is back in the studio, helping out Elis and ...
Episode 149 – 1 of Blur, Oh Gosh! & Radio Xmas Eve
24 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas PCDs! Hope you’re enjoying your Christmas shunt – this week’s podcast was a pre-recorded special with some lovely festive nugget...
Episode 148 – 1-Nil Isy, Savouring Shrove & NikNak Prices
17 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
How many pages will John need for quotes on his gravestone? How do you pronounce Cynan? What is festive shale? When is Christmas Eve? What is a fox? T...
Episode 147 – Alien Juice, The 1980s & HGV Knowledge
10 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A packed show today! Elis & John opened another door on the Radio X Advent Calendar, touched on topics including HMV, Dale Winton and cycling, as well...
Episode 146 - Zappa School, Shell Suits & Center Parcs
03 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 146 – Zappa School, Shell Suits and Center Parcs Elis is back from a middle-class but not rich holiday, and John’s gearing up for a ni...
Episode 145 – Parental Embarrassment, Team P.E. & Digital Tailors
26 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys discuss Elis’ mining proficiency, how John stores his regret, and your parental embarrassments – and there’s the return of Ti...
Episode 144 – Doing A Cilla, Rag N Bone Man v2.0, Top Shelf Goods & Online Milk
19 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
How does John cope with an argument? Which prophet does Elis think of first? What is the most futuristic name? Is Chris Moyles good at impressions? Al...
Episode 143 - Dancing with Dave, The #PCDPilgrimage & A Brand New Feature.
12 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The return of club night ‘Dancing with Dave’ last night saw Elis and John perform a mesmerising setlist. Which approach worked better? The 100% Ba...
Episode 142 – Dial-a-Dave, Rinsing & The Biblical Guy
05 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
If you want to know how Blink 182 spend their time in London or what Elis James’ favourite pipes are then this is the podcast for you. Not intereste...
Episode 141 – ABCC, The Grizzly Bear & Diwali
29 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Elis & John compare stories from a certain “app-based cab company” and reveal their personal ratings live to the nation. Find out abou...
Episode 140 – Nipple Measurements, Triple Queen & Train Etiquette
21 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis & John test their ability to perform jingles live on air with varying degrees of success. The quest to find the “Humble Brag of The Past” con...
Episode 139 – Prime Minister Robins, Bad Impressions & Heat to the Beat
14 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis & John were deep into their Elis James and John Robins Experience tour this week, but that certainly didn’t stop the badinage – John let loos...
Episode 138 – MYSTERY SPECIAL GUEST, Elis & John’s Caribbean Bar & The Near Future
07 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis and John were joined by a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST for the first time ever on this week’s show, and conversation flowed in all sorts of unusual wa...
Episode 137 – Foursomes, MC Matthew & A Liam Gallagher Q & A
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Topics covered this week include: John’s poor standard of golf and his creative swearing; Undercover Martyn; break-ups; Dave in Glasgow; nu metal; D...
Episode 136 – New Fivers, Abigail From The East Midlands & It Puts The Lotion In The Basket
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Automaton Elis was worried by both the idea of losing the capacity to feel any emotions and his newfound ability to make plans this week, but don’t ...
Episode 135 – Meat Loaf Musical, Mystery Car & Cheesy Chocolate
16 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, John reveals all regarding his secret ambition to write and produce a stage play about the life of a teenage boy, set to music of Meat Loaf...
Episode 134 – Jesus Robins, Bunion James & Underfloor Heating
09 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A surprising amount of Rennie’s chat this week, John’s annoyance at not wearing his new Freddie Mercury jacket in to the studio, bunion advice for...
Episode 133 – Phoebe, Tony Blackburn Rovers & Judge Robins
02 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
John returned from Lund comedy festival in Sweden this week and another example of scattiness occurred whilst he was away. He was broadcasting on full...
Episode 132 - The Gift of Shame & Instant Regret
27 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis comes in not feeling too great today and is eventually reduced to nothing but a puddle on the floor after our fiery Tick Off A Taste. John is fre...
Episode 131 – Matthew Devvers, Ants & A New Cagoule
19 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis gets lost in a world of new clothing and the possibility of more new clothing this week, whilst John takes another step towards becoming a judge....
Episode 130 - Josh Widdicombe
12 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis is away this week, so friend of the show and Radio X alumni Josh Widdicombe steps into Elis’ considerable shoes. Expect further discussion of J...
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKV
06 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
CONSTANT ROBINS. John sat in for Ricky Wilson again, and again we’ve made a podcast, so here it is. Expect dehumidifier chat, an huge announcement, ...
Episode 129 – The Thoughtful Beefcake, Eedjits & Pipes
06 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Who lives in Aylesbury? How loud can John shriek? What is coffee? All these questions answered, sort of, in this week’s podcast, plus a first for th...
Episode 128 – Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch
29 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an exploration into relationships this week – why is John friends with Robin? How important is the power balance between Elis and John? Just ...
Episode 127 - IKEAnecdotes, Little Georgie Ezra & Twitter Lady Bots
22 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
After John’s IKEA visit, and subsequent breakdown, last week we discover how he made use of his bushcraft equipment in the assemblage of his new fur...
Episode 126 – Richard Madeley’s Mind, Double Billy & Cue Murder…
15 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Some niche gardening advice this week from Elis & John, potential crime novel titles, a stressful IKEA anecdote, and some…interesting…views on spe...
Episode 125 – Grilliant, Playing Royal Blood To Shakespeare & #DragAlong
08 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
John & Elis take on Advertising this week before discussing Elizabethan playwrights (seriously), but the big story of this week’s podcast (other tha...
Episode 124 – Elis Returns, Nazgul Newsnight & Leaky John
01 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis returns from yet another big day for Welsh Football and gets a bit emotional. It’s a big week for John too as he prepares to appear on TVs Mock...
Episode 123 – Lucky Shirts, Ironing Boards & Reasons To Be Cheerful
24 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
What with Wales suddenly being good at football Elis was once again in France this week, but joined John down the line from his hotel room, where he e...
Episode 122 – Double Denim, Tote Bags & A Tour of Toulouse Airport
17 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Elis was in France again this week, keeping up with Wales at the Euros and, more importantly, finding out which car rental companies operate in Toulou...
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKIV
12 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We must stop meeting like this. More bonus Robins, with the return of a Ricky Quiz and this week so ace Festival Hacks. Plus more Singing Robins. Reme...