#548 - Two Mice, Scrabble With Dixon and Leeds Train Baguette
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What surprising event happened to Elis at the Royal Albert Hall?
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That's a nice positive start. What a start.
It's information.
Oh, my God.
Keep it tight for the first 20 minutes. It's like an announcement you get on a train, which tells you a bit too much, but you're glad to know.
But let's not do that, John. I'd get told off if I started a podcast like that. If it was my turn to start the Friday ep and I'd done that, I would have been told off by John.
I can tell him off. All right, tell me off. John, that was poor. Okay, it was informative, though.
And I'm actually really disappointed in you. I don't think you are. Because we treat all our listeners with the same respect.
I know. I wasn't disrespecting anyone. I was informing them. I thought you were brought up better than that. I was brought up well. All right, do all yourselves.
LAUGHTER
Don't ever fake tell me off again. That was horrible and I hated it.
So... That's John's kryptonite being told off. Oh, it is, yeah.
I'm sweating now.
Come on, we're your friends.
It's not year nine. You're 44. For some people, Ellis, it's always year nine. That's deep. Oh.
Oh, of all the years in school to be trapped in, which one would you...
want to be trapped in the least... If my therapist was here, she'd say, say sorry to six-year-old John Ellis.
How do Ellis and John handle criticism in their comedy?
Say sorry to 14-year-old John. Say sorry to 18-year-old John. Sorry, sorry, sorry. There you go. It was better. Sorry. You're welcome to all three. What about 44-year-old John? He's sort of out of the picture. He does the tax returns and sorts the insurance out. And that's good. We like that side of this. Send you a Christmas card. No, he can't be arsed. No.
And that's fine, actually.
And moonpig.com just feels too cheap to do. Yeah. So, unless they want to sponsor the podcast, in which case I use them every day of the year.
Yes, and I use funkypigeon.com and all of the other ones.
Yeah, 44-year-old John, you've got to lean into the positives.
Yeah.
He hits a deadline. Yes. He keeps a house tidy. Yes, that's true. He's always, like, taxed, MOT insured. His tyres are never bald. Good. Your house is tidy. I'll give you that. Thank you. He is good at sort of coming up with practical solutions. He's a good listener.
To things he cares about.
That's very true. Completely zoned out of your World Cup conversation. In 44-year-old John's head, he was just going, corrupt, corrupt, corrupt disgrace. And also, the World Cup conversation was 20 seconds long. Yeah, I couldn't tell you what happened. Three red cards in the opening game. To the organisers. To Donald Trump. That's good. I'd like to send him off.
What is the significance of the Dalai Lama's coffee spill analogy?
44-year-old John is also a satirist.
Yes. So there, but yeah. But no, all the Johns are now content because they've had their apology and it was just a game. It was just a fun game. It was just a fun game. And we manage our emotions on a day-to-day basis. We do. We do. So, I've got a treat for you both. Have you? Well, I'm not sure I do anymore, but I do because you apologised. Okay.
Oh yeah, we'll always apologise. I must admit, I did enjoy telling you all. What have you done in your weeks? Absolutely massive week for me, again. But I should begin by saying thank you for all of the messages about the Royal Albert Hall gig, but there's a few things I need to clear up. Okay. It was a genuine surprise. Okay, so on last Tuesday's ep, if you haven't listened to that yet, well, you're behind, so catch up. But there was a big old announcement whereby we surprised Ellis with news that he will be headlining... That little club venue in West London.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What surprising event happened to Elis at the Royal Albert Hall?
0:00–2:17
2
How do Ellis and John handle criticism in their comedy?
2:17–3:49
3
What is the significance of the Dalai Lama's coffee spill analogy?
3:49–6:01
4
What are the details of the Geordie Financial Year skit?
6:01–8:29
5
How do Ellis and John reflect on their past selves?
8:29–11:23
6
What insights do they share about mindfulness and self-awareness?
11:23–14:38
7
How do they incorporate listener correspondence into the show?
14:38–16:22
8
What exciting new projects are Ellis and John launching?
16:22–59:34
Speakers
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