Episode One
Episodes
E2 #105 - Charles Austin’s 3rd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles welcomes Chris Metzen, the Brothers Stroganoff, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more for his 3rd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patr...
418 - The Blazer Debate (ft. CJ)
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CJ moderates a debate between Andrew and Branson about whether a grown man needs to own a blazer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast En...
417 - The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Committee Meeting
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Committee members Skinny Chess (Branson), Mars Fretmaster (Andrew), Tweed Blazeman (Charles), and Adlai Stevenson VI (Alex) decide which artists to in...
E2 #103 - The Dopeness Lays an Egg (ft. Hesse Deni) [Patreon Preview]
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caden2Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) welcome rapper Bettybye Nightlight (Hesse) to talk about last night's party with...
416 - The Caddie Corner [Patreon Preview]
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caddie Greenfella (Branson) helps golfer Stacy Nintendo (Andrew) improve his game. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/416-caddie-1...
415 - Casamigos Community College Cooking Class
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Instructor Prop Italiano (Branson) teaches students Rico Scalfani (CJ), Dax Dorbler (Charles), and Lonus (Andrew) to make gin and tonic chicken and ba...
414 - The Council of Nature (ft. Matthew Goldin & Derek)
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Druids Brother John Father (Branson), Brother Jason Nineteen (Charles), Brother Basil Giuliani (Derek), and Brother Jeremy Miller (Matthew) discuss th...
413 - The Duel at Gentleman’s Bog (ft. Dan Boeckner)
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aurelius Pigfolk Monsanto (Branson) and Thelonious Sprocketclock (Charles) duel just outside Petite Paris, Louisiana with help from their seconds Giml...
412 - GooGo the Goose Wikia Moderator Meet-Up [Patreon Preview]
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GooGo Wikia moderator Peter Punchbowl (Branson) welcomes fellow mods ToastedLlama44 (Andrew) and Franky DiStinko (Charles) to his home to explore his ...
E2 #100 - Forever Young Adults 4 [Patreon Preview]
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where ...
411 - The Alien’s Exorcist
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ...
410 - Alex Branson's The Money Wars
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the...
E0 #59 - Love & Horror Book Club (ft. Raina Douris) [Patreon Preview]
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Raina Douris joins Branson and Charles to discuss the novel "Love & Horror" by Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes," "Nelson's Sto...
409 - Lightnail
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special Agent Curtis Lightnail is a red-blooded patriot who doesn't suffer libs. But his patriotism is put to the test on a mission that goes against ...
408 - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (ft. Felix Biederman)
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
E2 #98 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? [Patreon Preview]
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) discuss an experimental surgery they got, their new base on the moon, and their missing ...
407 - Wednesday Afternoon Football on Risco Plus (ft. Nate Fisher & Will Sennett) [Patreon Preview]
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Natural Football League pre-game show hosts Money McDonalds (Nate Fisher), Brock Erinovich (Will Sennett), Flint Cleanwater (Branson), Nick St. Little...
E2 #97 - Prehistoria 2: Futuretopia [Patreon Preview]
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George Spaceson (Andrew) brings cavemen Kraven Morestone (Branson) and Granite Rockwell (Charles) to a futuristic world that has less to do with stone...
406 - Exploring the Fringe (ft. The Villain Joel)
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Roddy Knobber (Branson) leads a consortium of fringe medical professionals including Dr. Dezzy Tolkien (Andrew), Dr. Ether Nettles (Charles), and ...
1001 Funny Planets Mission 3 - Traversing the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt [Patreon Preview]
20 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crew is appointed a substitute captain (who lets them watch a movie) as they begin their mission navigating the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt. Full camp...
405 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Gilroy Monsanto Interview (ft. Hesse Deni)
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CBS's Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) sits down with Gilroy Monsanto (Branson), his campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse), and brother P.J.T. Beaureg...
E2 #96 - The Camelot Arcadian Genius Grant Personality Test [Patreon Preview]
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Helmer Veritas (@necrobranson) of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism interrogates MMA fighter Prep Hemlock (@intellegint) about a fo...
404 - Scary iPad (ft. Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh)
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Superfans Brian Hotrodman (Branson), T.D. Thistlewillow (Charles), Thud Einstein (Rajat), and Trevor Heaven (Jeremy) recap the 4th season of Chrip Gre...
E2 #95 - Paragons of Truth 6: Beef World and the Three Luxuries [Patreon Preview]
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Reid Gimball (Branson) pays a visit to his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) to explain his theory that a Jesus Christ A.I. is coming to digitize millio...
403 - Baphomet Security Services (ft. Felix Biederman) [Patreon Preview]
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A debate between Facts and Opinions. Plus, a message from our sponsors, Baphomet Security Services, the only private security contractors whose employ...
The Gods of Podcasting 40 - Ohio Ocean's 11 for Catalytic Converters (ft. Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale) [Patreon Preview]
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks join Branson, Andrew, and Charles to design a cruise ship experience full of thrills, chills, a...
402 - The Risco Gaming Expo (ft. Bryan Quinby & Chris James)
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Game journalists and designers Jeorge Weekly (Branson), Marlboro Johnson (Bryan Quinby), Jared "Kush Nerd" Walton (Chris James), Harold Dudd Roswell (...
E2 #94 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale [Patreon Preview]
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
T.K. Frisbee (Charles) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (Branson, Andrew) ahead of his big move to Santa Monica with his girlfriend Jenn...
401 - The Berkeley Comedy Lab (ft. Benny Feldman)
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedy researchers Tony Livingstein (Benny Feldman @Feldfrog), Dr. Randy Pumper (Branson), Pleaser Bruja (Andrew), and Morgan Jazzwater (Charles) disc...
E2 #93 - In the Court of King Vahgo [Patreon Preview]
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
King Vahgo (Branson) is bedridden after being gored by his prized blue bull Superstar. Despite his affliction, he attends to the needs of his various ...
400 - Alex Branson's Hawaiian House Party
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Branson hosts his long-awaited Hawaiian House Party in sunny Akron, Ohio. Starring in order of appearance: Alana, Will Menaker, Katherine Krueger, Al...
399 - The Surveillance of Alex Branson
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Agent Beachball (Andrew), Agent Popsicle (Branson), and Agent Shandy (Charles) trail podcaster Alex Branson on routine surveillance. E1 on Patreon: ww...
E2 #92 - GooGo the Goose’s Goof-Off Garden [Patreon Preview]
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GooGo the Goose (Charles) and Mr. Smiles (Branson) are joined by A24 creative director Hale Handleworth (Andrew), who is developing new ideas for the ...
1001 Funny Planets Mission 2 [Patreon Preview]
02 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crew prepares for a vacation to the Roller Coaster Pope's theme park planet, but things don't go as planned… Full episode on Patreon: https://ww...
398 - RiscoReal Productions Fall Meeting for Reality Programming
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Risco VPs LaChance Chalmers (Branson) and Jason G. Jitters (Charles) discuss fall reality programming, including Who Wants To Be Food Island, Labor of...
E0 #57 - Small Talk 3 / Walt's Smile Log 25 [Patreon Preview]
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Columbo (Hesse) is living in the Everybody Loves Raymond museum and Walt Tremblay (Branson) is living in his dead friend's apartment. At Winky's Diner...
397 - Love Out of Bounds: Rebound of Love: A Ref’s Story: Whistle of Love
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ref Nate is the #1 draft pick in the NBA Ref Draft. But when he falls in love with a player named Raz Hummler, will his personal feelings interfere wi...
E2 #91 - Barflies [Patreon Preview]
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pussy Wallace (Branson) and his drinking buddy Dogeyes (Andrew) join a drinking team and discuss which year their favorite bars peaked. Full episode o...
396 - Saving Madame Samba
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Captain McZerg (Charles) leads his fearless troops Pvt. Napoleon (Andrew) and Pvt. Freedrink (Branson) as they storm Chokepoint Beach and confront the...
395 - The Rogues’ Gallery
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Supervillains C-Diff (Branson), Mr. Scarcity (Charles), and Weatherman aka Denny Twister (Andrew) discuss their powers, their schemes, and the superhe...
394 - The Silly Guys Go to the Library
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Silly Guys lose internet access and reluctantly go to the library, where they embark on a magical Pagemaster-style adventure with the help of Mr. ...
E2 #90 - The King’s Flute 2: The Sacred Nephew [Patreon Preview]
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adventurers Greentooth (Andrew), Captain Spitsong (Branson), and Gutstone (Charles) transporting the skeleton of the sacred nephew to King Vahgo. Full...
393 - Taxi Cab Truths
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taxi driver Arty (Andrew) picks up passengers (Branson, Charles) who divulge their deepest secrets and darkest truths. Chicago live show on Friday, A...
E2 #89 - Mudwick & Sons Funeral Home and Services [Patreon Preview]
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Funeral home director Custard Mudwick (Branson) prepares his sons Leech Mudwick (Andrew) and Shingle Mudwick (Charles) for his imminent demise. Full e...
1001 Funny Planets Mission 1 - Roboppression on Rhiney IV [Patreon Preview]
21 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crew of the Starship Handshake investigates an abandoned space station. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-1-on-13...
392 - Homie County Chopsters
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Motorcycle pros Elmo Bieferblaschter (Branson) and Big TeeTee Jr. Bieferblaschter (Patrick Doran) design custom choppers for customers (Andrew, Charle...
Dogcatcher Inutaro Season 2 Q&A [Patreon Preview]
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We answer YOUR questions about Inutaro season 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dogcatcher-2-q-131595929 Chicago live show on...
391 - The Saudi Tribunal Determines the Fate of Andrew Schulz
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Saudi Prince Omar Funlife (Branson), Emir Trommel Bedfast (Charles), and American journalist Mr. Drama (Andrew) determine the fate of treacherous Amer...
390 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E10 - The Death of Inutaro!! The Birth of the World’s Greatest DJ!!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inutaro faces off against the Cat God in a battle that will determine the fate of Planet Wetfood. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V...
E2 #88 - The GWB Memorial High Anime Club at Utsukushii Con [Patreon Preview]
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Hailey Desk (Ty @bobo_ci...
389 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E09 - Uptown Schizo’s Passive Income Technique!! Look Out for the Chocolate-Tipped Bullet, Rex-Sama!!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The dogcatchers infiltrate the Cat God's notorious fortress, Friskies World. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://...
E2 #87 - The Legend of Skunk Welcher and the Four Treasures [Patreon Preview]
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher and the four treasures. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patre...
388 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E08 - Comic Cat Co-Nyan O’Brien Clobbers Pamela!! Beer Pong Battle—Blowing Vs. Fingering!!
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The dogcatchers square off in one-on-one battles against the Divine Cats at the Cherry Blossom Oasis. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Qnq...
387 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E07 - Flamingo Blood Flows at Cherry Blossom Oasis!! Arrival of the Divine Cats!!
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inutaro lands on Planet Wetfood just as the Cat God sends his divine feline warriors to deal with him and his friends. OP theme: https://www.youtube....
E0 #53 - The Papal Conclave [Patreon Preview]
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cardinals Humbolt Adirondack (Andrew), Blotto Durango (Branson), and Johnny Walker Blue (Charles) vote to select a new pope and pay tribute to the new...
386 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E06 - Suckling Human Barbecue Buffet Romance!! Charlie Brown Hits Puberty!!
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pamela and Uptown Schizo face off in the tournament finals while Inutaro heads into space to rendezvous with the rest of the dogcatchers. OP theme: h...
E2 #86 - The Drama Class Final at George W. Bush Memorial High School [Patreon Preview]
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Load (Andrew) fills in as drama teacher as Greg Head (Branson), Witman Diggley (Charles), Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST), and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @...
Dungeons & Deagles: Sevillehaven Academy for Magical Lads [Patreon Preview]
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Four magical lads matriculating at Sevillehaven Academy gather to give their final presentations before wizard school graduation. Full campaign on Pat...
385 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E05 - Friendship Clash—Pamela Vs. Primrose!! Inutaro Backyard Wrestling Legend!?
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pamela and Primrose face off in the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament while Rash and Gentian Violet plan their first date. OP theme: https://www.youtub...
E0 #52 - Small Talk / Walt's Smile Log 23 [Patreon Preview]
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Walt Tremblay (Branson) catches up with his friend Columbo (Hesse). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-52-small-talk-127657017
384 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E04 - The Westminster Iron Paw Tournament Commences!! Rash’s Improbable Relationship Blossoms!!
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inutaro trains for his CDL test on Earth while the rest of the dogcatchers enter the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament to compete for a wish from the Ca...
383 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E03 - Mysterious Cats Appear!! Wendy “Dubs” Winchester Makes Her Famous Superstar Nachos!!
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The dogcatchers land on the planet of cats and encounter an android cat cop named Gentian Violet. Primrose trains under a cool kitty cat named Dubs wh...
E2 #85 - IPAs and RPGs: Roomba Rumble [Patreon Preview]
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crunk's (Branson) stepdad's Roomba ran over Dave's (Andrew) girlfriend's glitterbomb and now it's a mess. Brian (Charles) has a new DoorDash and AI sh...
382 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E02 - Chocolate Day Romance Meltdown!! The Advent of the Dog Spaceship!?
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Insane Einstein builds a dog spaceship capable of reaching the planet of cats. Meanwhile, the dogcatchers celebrate romance on Chocolate Day. OP ...
E2 #84 - Jedi's: Campaign for the Galactic Senate [Patreon Preview]
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today in a galaxy far far away, Emperor Palpatine has proposed an excise tax on the manufacture of cell phones sold at Cricket Wireless authorized ret...
381 - Dogcatcher Inutaro S2E01 - Dogcatcher Graduation Leads To Excitement!! Showdown In Times Square Tokyo Bass Pro Shop!!
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the dogcatchers officially graduate from dogcatcher high school, the long-frozen body of Uptown Schizo begins to thaw, leading Inutaro and friends ...
E2 #83 - F@#!%ers Who Drunk Drive [Patreon Preview]
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full ...
380 - Man’s Best Friend
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dog trainers Zacky Limble (Andrew), Houndmaster Chengis (Branson), and Jazz Palmetto (Charles) discuss their idiosyncratic training styles. E1 on Patr...
379 - The Movie Me Moved By Movies Fabulous Feast of Film Festival
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Movie critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) debate which films to inclu...
E2 #82 - The Dopeness Gets Rugpulled [Patreon Preview]
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) discuss Rugcoin, Mr. Drama's educational at school, and why does a chicken bec...
Dungeons & Deagles: ArchFriendz [Patreon Preview]
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A group of friendly adventurers embarks on a quest to bring a unicorn egg to Those Blue and Yellow and Purple Hills. Full campaign on Patreon: https:/...
378 - The Three Pumpkins Architectural Boat Tour
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious pa...
E0 #51 - Alex Branson's History of Basketball (Part 1) [Patreon Preview]
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209
The Gods of Podcasting 35 - Branson's Folly: The Curse of Abundance [Patreon Preview]
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling ho...
377 - The 5th Annual E1 vs PAL Podcast Merger [Patreon Preview]
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full...
376 - Disclosure: Secrets of Groom Lake
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) lea...
E2 #81 - Just Sold: The Caesar Clinton Estate [Patreon Preview]
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charle...
375 - SoftSpoken. A Podcast for Men Seeking Confidence.
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their w...
374 - Candlelight Conversations
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship que...
E2 #80 - The Sports’s Brothers: The Big Game Post-Game Preview [Patreon Preview]
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game befor...
373 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Unveiling of the B.R.A.N. 6000 [Patreon Preview]
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R....
E2 #79 - Pleasuremen [Patreon Preview]
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full ep...
Dungeons & Deagles: Intrigue at Castle Goodtime [Patreon Preview]
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.pat...
372 - The Colonization of Planet Name Pending
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mis...
E2 #78 - The Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest: The Winter Classic [Patreon Preview]
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in th...
371 - Mailer Daemon: An Email Culture Podcast
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podc...
E2 #77 - The Drafts Folder 3 [Patreon Preview]
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's marti...
370 - Punchline Pond Assisted Living
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Gri...
369 - Prehistoria
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives o...
E2 #76 - My Dinner with Andrew [Patreon Preview]
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Over a bottle of 21 Savages, Andrew sits down with Branson for an exclusive Vanity Fair magazine interview about his new interest in astronomy. Full e...
368 - Zenith: The Apex Pinnacle [Patreon Preview]
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on ...
E2 #75 - Movie Me, Moved By Movies [Patreon Preview]
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) discuss the latest box offic...
367 - The Ancient Lost City of Thugview Grotto
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Submarine captain Stoat Mellows (Andrew) brings finance billionaires Regal Greenstone (Branson) and Tuxedo Jollydollar (Charles) undersea in search of...
Dungeons & Deagles: The Treasure of Horsemint Island [Preview]
21 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Re...
366 - Burnside Automotive
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.pat...
Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118100800
365 - Locker Room Talk: Providence The Dracula vs. Hartford Scrooges
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwate...
E2 #74 - Charles Austin’s 2nd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Short...
364 - Three Pumpkins Clown College [Patreon Preview]
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on ...
E2 #73 - The Dopeness Presents Thanks for Giving [Patreon Preview]
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there'...