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Episodes
TOFOP: Bread First
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of the worst biscuits Charlie and Wil have ever tasted. Butter under the armpit. Wil is good at following instructions. Charlie doesn't eat a lot ...
The Video Store with Suneil Beri — Secrets Of The Hollywood Trailer
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our first ever customer in The Video Store and they're a doozy. Suniel Beri is the Managing Director of Create Advertising London — his team are spe...
2 Guys 1 Cup: Round 20. 2024
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remember when an AFL season made just a little bit of sense week-to-week? Wil and Charlie reflect on an odd season where anything could happen (except...
WILOSOPHY: Punters Politics - Our Role Is To Love
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Our role is to love and include the outsider" School teacher turned social media star Punters Politics (Konrad Benjamin) asks some big questions like...
TOFOP: Clown Show
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Strap yourself in, the biscuit lid tin has blown open. Picking up on the crumbs of last week's episode, the team 'crack the pack' on a fresh batch of ...
TOFOP with Declan Byrne: Idiots Guide To The Paris Games
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let Charlie pretend he knows nothing about the biggest worldwide sporting event so he can ask ABC Sports Broadcaster, Declan Byrne all the basic quest...
2 Guys 1 Cup: Round 19. 2024
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys delve into the Ror-naissance of the Dogs and wonder if Bevo is playing the Longbottom game. The ladder is confounding, but not as confounding...
WILOSOPHY: Abby Howells - Believe The Best Of People
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Believe the best of people" Only a few hours before Abby Howells hit the stage she joins Wil to answer dumb questions about the meaning of life. Alon...
TOFOP: Don't Touch Your Dick
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie is still baffled by the kids and their Tik Tok, but will defend their right to do silly dances. A discussion around religion turns into a not-...
TOFOP with Kirk Docker — "I Have To Ask The Tough Questions"
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil is joined by Kirk Docker, the man behind the ABC's revealing series, You Can't Ask That. Kirk shares an insight into his fascinating work as a pro...
2 Guys 1 Cup: Round 18, 2024
14 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's Wil's turn to bask in the afterglow of an upset win, but Wil he still be happy if the Dogs' next flag is built off the back of a Lobb-l...
2G1C Bonus: Charlie Still Flying High After Saints Win! (And Almost Got In A Fight!)
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Catching up on your mail for 2 Guys 1 Cup. Plus some explosive fan rivalries. But first — Charlie Clausen take the floor and F*CK YOU SYDNEY! Keep u...
WILOSOPHY: Mark Watson - Live Life Having Properly Lived It
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Live life having properly lived it" Some people would say that being a comedian in your mid-40s would mean that your best days are behind you, but Ma...
TOFOP: Dog Couch (Live in Melbourne with Celia Pacquola and John Deeks)
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TOFOP is back in the Basement!! For the first of their three live shows, Wil and Charlie are joined by Australia's Most Chaotic Emcee, John 'Deeksie' ...
The Video Store Presents: Silver's Streak Vol. 4 - Hudson Hawk & The Last Boy Scout
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final episode of the most niche podcast mini-series of all time!! Charlie and Guy are finishing up with a Bruce Willis double-header – Hud...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 17, 2024
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Schrödinger's podcast, with Wil and Charlie recording in the liminal space where the Saints have not yet won or lost the game against the Swans....
WILOSOPHY: Bec Melrose - Work Hard And Be Kind To People
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Work hard and be kind to people" Bec Melrose worked 20 jobs before she got herself in the Gruen writer's room with Wil, and she learned a lot along t...
TOFOP: Big In Japan
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Amy threatens to destroy TOFOP as we know it with her terrifying AI creation... However this leads Wil and Charlie to determine what countrie...
The Video Store Presents: Silver's Streak Vol. 3 - Predator 2 & Ricochet
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the penultimate episode of Silver's Streak, Charlie and Guy discuss an underrated sequel and a forgotten gem - Predator 2 and Ricochet. They discu...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 16, 2024
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How far have Carlton gone to make sure their fans keep a lid on it and what does it have to do with Ben Mendelsohn? An early vibe check of the ladder ...
WILOSOPHY: Elouise Eftos - Fake It Till You Make It
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Fake it till you make it." Self-deprication in comedy is dead. Enter, Elouise Eftos: 'Australia's First Attractive Comedian'. Hot off the heels of pi...
TOFOP: License To Kill
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil starts the episode off "hot and horny", which Charlie is not too hot on... Once that's over, they recap the first of the three live shows at the B...
The Video Store Presents: Silver's Streak Vol. 2 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine & Die Hard 2
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this instalment of Silver's Streak it's two films from the same director and very different vibes - Die Hard 2 and The Adventures of Ford Fairlane....
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 15, 2024
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's been bye week for the Saints and Dogs so it's also been bye week for Wil and Charlie. A bombshell is dropped when Charlie reveals he's no longer ...
WILOSOPHY: Lloyd Langford - Don't Let The Joneses Get You Down
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Don't let the Joneses get you down" There are many ways that people get into stand-up, but getting a haircut is not a common one. But there's not muc...
TOFOP: Toilet Town
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Charlie got himself into a dilemma involving who got bags and who didn't, but it's not what you think! Wil and Charlie have a brilliant spi...
The Video Store Presents: Silver's Streak Vol. 1 - Lethal Weapon 2 & Roadhouse
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Video Store is back, and this time it's personal... Charlie and Guy Davis are here to break down the filmography of American producer Joel Silver....
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 14, 2024
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie are back face-to-face for this 2 Guys 1 Cup! Will a call from Charlie still be correct by the end of the episode? Which player did Wil...
WILOSOPHY: Jenny Tian - All You Have Is Now
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"All you have is now" From going viral during lockdown, to being asked to open for Ronny Chieng, and going on Taskmaster Australia, it's been a big co...
TOFOP: Stunt Eating
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie talk more about Furiosa, but not before they get onto some important tangents! Why are people so angry about a TikTok account called p...
TOFOP With Aaron Gocs: Emu Step-Dads, Lo-Fi Content, and Deep Fried Ice Cream
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Aaron Gocs may be new to the TOFOP friend roster, but he's certainly not new to the world of comedy. Wil catches up Gocsy ahead of special screenings ...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 13, 2024
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie is obsessed with a moment from the pre-show on Friday night in which Gary Lyon and the Fox Footy team attempted to embarrass Jonathon Brown on...
WILOSOPHY: John Hastings – Live In The World You Want To Live In
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Live in the world you want to live in" John Hastings has learned over the years that all the difficult gigs you do as a comedian will eventually be w...
TOFOP: Slip, Slop, Slap, Survive, Survive, Survive
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie reflect on some of their classic moments/blunders and are now on the hunt for The Most TOFOP Thing EVER! They also discuss the new add...
TOFOP With Tom Gleeson: Taskmaster, Turning 50, And Turning Down Book Deals
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Taskmaster himself!! Wil sits down with the wonderful Tom Gleeson to catch up about their time on Taskmaster, how turning 50 changes your per...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 12, 2024
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Harley's been ruled out of the Rising Star which leads to a discussion about the original Rising Star bad boy Corey McKernan and the realisation we mi...
WILOSOPHY: Tom Cashman - If You Think About Happiness All The Time, You'll Ruin It
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"If you think about happiness all the time, you'll ruin it" Wil has spent a lot of time with Tom Cashman, but mainly under quite strange circumstances...
TOFOP: Hulme Highway
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie are back doing TOFOP down the line and they're both so tired it seems to be affecting their recording equipment. Wil gives the sordid ...
The Unexplained: Explained - The Kelly Cahill Abduction with This Paranormal Life
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The final meeting of NEAPS (for now) calls for a very special case, and some very special guests! The fellas over at This Paranormal Life drop in to l...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 11, 2024
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie didn't get a chance to take part in Harleymania last week, but they won't make the same mistake twice. Should backflips be incorporate...
WILOSOPHY: Kate Langbroek - Seek The Truth, Even If It Frightens You
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Seek the truth, even if it frightens you" Kate Langbroek is someone who's never been afraid of trying something new. From brekky radio, to TV present...
TOFOP: Big Jug Of Piss
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie is back at it again with his Mr Bean-like life stories and this time it involves a Piss Jug. Wil questions the credibility of the procedure in...
The Unexplained: Explained - Return to Humpty Doo with Paul Cropper
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The North Eastern Australian Paranormal Society (NEAPS) are opening up an old case file – The Humpty Doo Poltergeist – this time with insider info...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 10, 2024
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie is DONE talking about the Saints this week so don't even ask (except for when he brings the Saints up again later). What team does Charlie com...
WILOSOPHY: Marc Fennell - Never Stop Asking Questions
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Never stop asking questions" Presenter, documentarian, podcast royalty... The one and only Marc Fennell joins Wil to chat about his latest project (o...
TOFOP: Normal Sized Backpack
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil has reverse Memento disease and it's really getting to Charlie... But nevertheless, they persist, and try Arnott's newest snack mashup. Between bi...
The Unexplained: Explained - Spontaneous Human Combustion
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another session of the North East Australian Paranormal Society (NEAPS). This week, Charlie and Ben are looking into a phenomenon that...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 9, 2024
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Morale is low at 2G1C HQ with a shocking end to a Saints game making Charlie wonder what he's done to personally anger the footy gods. Is there a way ...
BONUS: TOFOP With Dave Anthony - 10 Years of The Dollop!!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of TOFOP's oldest friends, Dave Anthony, joins Wil for a very special ep to celebrate 10 years of Dave's podcast The Dollop, and their upcoming li...
WILOSOPHY: Maria Bamford - I'm Just Trying To Enjoy Myself
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"I'm just trying to enjoy myself" Over her almost 30 year career, Maria Bamford has made a name for herself as a singular voice in comedy. Whether you...
TOFOP: Nana
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil starts off the episode by almost hitting Charlie in the face, but they manage to set aside their differences to plan the ultimate conspiracy docum...
The Unexplained: Explained - Demonic Possession
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The beloved TOFOP With Friends mini-series The Unexplained: Explained is back, and stranger than ever! Charlie and his partner in the paranormal Ben ...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 8, 2024
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things get off to a flyer when Wil forgets what day it is and the whole show gets derailed as they try to remember the lyrics to More Than A Game, whi...
WILOSOPHY: Jess Perkins - The Future Is Not Guaranteed
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"The future is not guaranteed" You could say Jess Perkins is an expert chatter, from stand-up comedy, to being one third of the podcast Do Go On, and ...
TOFOP: A Working Dog Production
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie lose it over an article about the new 'Best Street in the World'. Has Wil been bought off by 'Big Bánh Mì'? Are they both about to m...
TOFOP With Mick Molloy & Titus O'Reilly: David Attenborough's D*ckhead Brothers
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil catches up with Mick Molloy and Titus O'Reilly ahead of the launch of their revamped podcast Bizarre with Mick Molloy and Titus O’Reilly. They ...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 7, 2024
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie are back in the same room for 2G1C and they're ready to throw in the towel and end this podcast forever! What is in Jeremy Cameron's f...
WILOSOPHY: Reuben Kaye - Get On Stage, Don't Bump Into The Furniture, Tell The Truth, Get Off.
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Get on stage, don't bump into the furniture, tell the truth, get off." Reuben Kaye is a performer who is hard to categorise. Not just a cabaret artis...
TOFOP: One Giant Sperm (Live in Melbourne with Osher Günsberg and John 'Deeksie' Deeks)
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TOFOP is holding it's annual shareholders meeting at The Basement in Melbourne! To the layman, it looks like very similar to a live show attended by t...
TOFOP With Tom Ballard: 3 Stars
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Ballard is here for a completely apolitical conversation! Absolutely no gear about landlords, the Voice referendum, or the Labour Party to be hear...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 6, 2024
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The 2 Guys 1 Cup Cup has been awarded and neither Wil nor Charlie feel particularly good about it. Have the Crows been cursed by their infamous pre-se...
WILOSOPHY: Ed Byrne - Imagine The Other Person's Point Of View, Always.
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Imagine the other person's point of view, always." Wil caught up with his old mate Ed Byrne ahead of the AU/NZ run of his critically-acclaimed new sh...
TOFOP: Pee Pee Pee
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie saw Five live!! He tells Wil all about the experience, and the surprising person he spotted in the crowd... Plus, it's time to empty the mailb...
TOFOP With Mr Sunday Movies: Are Superhero Movies Dead?
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie brings in Mr Sunday Movies (AKA James Clement) to try and answer a big pop culture question: Are superhero movies really on the decline? And i...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 5, 2024
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a Western Australian special as we ask how big things could get for Harley Reid and get into the Eagles v Docker's rivalry with...
WILOSOPHY: Olga Koch - Live A Life Worth Commenting On
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Live a life worth commenting on." Olga Koch has certainly been doing what she can to live up to this philosophy - not just as a comedian, but in all ...
TOFOP: Beetlejuice
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie has another airport story for Wil, but let's just say it's not as complimentary as last week's. They also try to get to the bottom of why midd...
TOFOP with Michael Chamberlin: Wrestlemania 40
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The day Charlie has hoped for has finally years - an excuse to do an entire episode on professional wrestling. The Rock's return to the WWE has turbo-...
2 Guys 1 Footy with Broden Kelly: Gather Round, 2024
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gather Round just finished, so Wil and Charlie are 'gathering round' with a fellow AFL-adjacent podcast - The Footy with Broden Kelly! Listen to The F...
WILOSOPHY: Chris Parker - Say The Truth Faster
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Say the truth faster." Chris Parker is a New Zealand actor, comedian, writer and TV personality - though you might know him best from his hilarious I...
TOFOP: Check Out My Hook
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie's been on the road a bit and he's got an airport story for Wil – but first they need to re-hash the definition of an Eshay... This leads the...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 3, 2024
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie stumble upon their theme for the 2024 AFL season. Has the competition gone soft when it comes to playing in inclement weather? West Co...
TOFOP With John Hastings: If Only I Was A Sociopath...
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Being a comedian is a delicate balance between the truth, the surreal, and the exaggerated – and no comedian knows that better than John Hastings. J...
WILOSOPHY: David O'Doherty - Life Is Absolute Chaos
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Life is absolute chaos." David O'Doherty had a realisation as a depressed 11-year-old that he has carried with him ever since. In this episode, he ch...
TOFOP: White Dog Poo
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the end of the month which means it's time to empty the mailbag! But first, Charlie brings in a new segment called 'Clobservations', which explor...
TOFOP With Joel Kim Booster: Ready For His Empire
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Kim Booster is one of the most exciting names working in comedy today. Hot off the success of his Netflix special Psychosexual and film Fire Isla...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 2, 2024
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie and Wil are joined by Junktime's Michael Chamberlin to discuss what's like to barrack for a club where the word "threepeat" is gets you throug...
WILOSOPHY: Eli Matthewson - Life Is Temporary
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Life is temporary." When Eli Matthewson delivered a killer roast of the Spice Girls at a school assembly at 9 years old, the comedy door opened wide ...
TOFOP: Comedy Batman
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie recaps his experience seeing Pink live, and the aerial antics that left his daughter unfazed. A dive into the mailbag leads Wil and Charlie to...
TOFOP With Paul Williams: Don't Park Here
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil is joined by a new TOFOP friend, Taskmaster NZ's Paul Williams! They chat about the benefits of accidentally running late to a show, banana bread ...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 1, 2024
17 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie are chatting footy in the same room for the first time in a long time! The Saints are back, but why does Charlie feel like he's playin...
WILOSOPHY: Mary Coustas - Nothing Good Comes From Giving Up
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Nothing good comes from giving up" Known best for her vivacious character Effie, Mary Coustas has had a long and hugely influential career on-stage, ...
TOFOP: Worm Burner
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie bring you their semi-regular WWE state of the union, but not before attempting to unpack why he gets mocked for his bike riding habits...
TOFOP With Laurie Kilmartin: Cis Woke Grief Slut
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The incredible Laurie Kilmartin is back, and she's ready for the end of the world! Wil chats to Laurie about she found herself in the middle of a cult...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Round 0, 2024
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie start off the season in classic 2G1C style - immediately getting a player's name wrong! Which player is sporting the best new look for...
WILOSOPHY: Nick Cody - Always Have a Crack
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Always have a crack". Nick Cody always has a go. But, like most people, it took him a while to figure out what was really important and what he could...
TOFOP: Crying
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie is obsessed with Muji but immediately screws up any chance at a sponsorship. Wil asks what happened to chequebooks, and did anyone ever know w...
The Video Store: Best 'Against Type' Roles (with Guy Davis)
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Sultan of Cinema, Guy Davis, returns for the first Video Store of 2024! He and Charlie share their favourite roles where actors are playing agains...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Blues, Lions, & Crows Preview
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Before they get into the last 3 teams of their previews, a listener tip leads Charlie and Wil to a hilarious (and weirdly NSFW) SANFL ad from the 90s....
WILOSOPHY: Moshe Kasher - Experience Every Drop of Existence
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Experience every drop of existence." Moshe Kasher has lived many lives. From being a child of deaf parents, going sober at 15, being an almost life-l...
TOFOP: The Nipple Ring
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you're looking for hard-hitting gym etiquette content then you've come to the right place! Charlie and Wil unpack a conundrum Charlie ran into at h...
TOFOP With Joey Watson: The Spy Story That's Stranger Than Fiction
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie sits down with journalist Joey Watson to chat about the podcast Secrets We Keep: Nest of Traitors. Joey has always been obsessed with spy stor...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Dockers, Bombers, & Pies Preview
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie are continuing their previews in typical 2G1C style – spending 20 minutes talking about Matt Rowell's lack of pop culture knowledge ...
BONUS: Confessions with Wil Anderson
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a pod swap! You can listen to Wil's episode of Sammy Petersen's podcast Confessions right here, right now! A very funny episode up this week with...
WILOSOPHY: Adam Bloom - You Don't Know What You've Got Til It's Gone
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone". As well as being a well-respected performer in his own right, Adam Bloom writes for a lot of other su...
TOFOP: Dudezy
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As promised, Wil and Charlie chat to resident young person Nick the Video Producer and quiz him on his cultural references. The results are both enlig...
TOFOP With Sammy Petersen: Being Terrible is Around Every Corner
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sammy P is back, and so are technical difficulties - how very 2020! Wil and Sammy have a big chat about the process of coming back to stand-up, how ge...
2 Guys 1 Cup AFL: Giants, Suns, & Cats Preview
18 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Which team has installed a life-sized camel at their home base? And, more importantly, why??? With so many great players, what's holding back the Gian...
WILOSOPHY: Lou Wall - Still Searchin'
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Still searchin'." For Lou Wall and their peers and audience, there is little delineation between the online and offline worlds. So of course, their c...
TOFOP: The Fiddle Toad
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wil and Charlie are wondering if they should rebrand as a pop music podcast after a lengthy chat about Robbie Williams, Take That, One Direction, Guy ...