Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

The “CANNON SAFETY” Expertease

05 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare...

The “DOPPELGANGER” Expertease

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Cla...

Meet the Churchgoers

24 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices ...

The “ALL ABOUT KNITTING” Expertease

17 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you...

Dotty and Doughy -- The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Expertease

10 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WHACK. COOK. EAT.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate noth...

ExperTeam versus Communism!

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Danno’s old phone still bugged by the Communists?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.And our communist, Erin Ash Sullivan.Say, lov...

The “Catchphrases and Figures of Speech” Expertease

27 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!Much love and many thanks to announ...

The “Call 911 -- I’ve Got Pete in My Motatoes!”

20 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.

Tightening Up Security at the ExperTease Offices

18 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click ...

The TOASTMASTERS Expertease

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love th...

The “National Snowstorm at Witch Island” Expertease

20 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Or, the “Dan Harmonizing” episode.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sear.Say, lo...

The “ARE YOU BORED of DIRECTORS” Expertease

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.Say, love the show...

The “Murder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christie” Expertease

13 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that...

The “NOT EXPERTEASE, BUT ‘BEHIND THE PODCAST’” Expertease

06 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.“Behind the Podcast” features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.Y...

The “KING TUT” Expertease

30 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PHARAOH vs. FARROMuch love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much t...

The “Emily Horehound” Expertease

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to...

The New Hat Check Girl at Expertease Offices

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a...

The “Scurvy Ridden Scanty Dancers” Expertease

16 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don't get your hopes up, perv.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.You charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the sho...

The Granola Bar Spreadsheet - behind the scenes with the ExperTeam

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is the content of snip 1. I believe the intent is have easily updateable text across multiple episodes.

“Clare’s Hydraulic Telephone” Expertease

09 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No relation to Ned's Atomic Dustbin.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? W...

The “ENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGE” Expertease

02 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan ...

BONUS-SODE: Encylopedia Experteasia???

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The ExperTeam overcomes a personal crisis while creating an existential one.After an extended break from recording, the Team is just barely able to re...

The “HOW to WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY” Expertease

13 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about ME! Me, me, me!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the sh...

The “PARADE DAY!” Expertease

16 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, ...

The “RED-HOT JAZZ SCENE of the 1920s” Expertease

09 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.Say, love t...

The “HANDWRITING ANALYSIS” Expertease

02 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Cla...

The SKYDIVING COWS Expertease

28 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Parachute safety tips.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate...

The “GETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKING” Expertease

21 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd li...

The “New, Mellow Season 2” Expertease

14 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzzMuch love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quir...

The “DEARLY DEPARTED” Expertease

07 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're putting the FUN in funeral!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd...

The “BRITISH SEASIDE” Expertease

30 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vacation greetings from picturesque Pod-Upon-Cast!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to lea...

POISON at the Expertease Offices???

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How low will the Experteam stoop for love?

The “BOARD GAMES” Expertease

16 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This one's going out to Milton, Bradley, and the whole gang!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd l...

The "BRING YOUR CHILD to PODCAST DAY" Bonus-sode

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kathy from downstairs kicks up a ruckus that has the whole office in an uproar. The cast of Lord on Ice help smooth the waters.

The “WILD, WILD YEAST” Expertease

08 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Cla...

The “FILTHY BACKSTABBERS” Expertease

24 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love ...

“THE QUICK-BIO CHALLENGE” Expertease

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

All the fancy podcasts have a book about how fancy their podcast is. We're pre-fancy, but not pre-book!Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan

BONUS-SODE: Meet the REAL Danno and Clare

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The ExperTeam reveals the private facades behind the public personas.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing ...

The “Vaseline: Ointment of History” Expertease

03 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Grease is just one of our words.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the...

The “DID YOU DROP YOUR HANDKERCHIEF?” Expertease

20 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to...

The “Auntie Clare’s Happy Home Magazine” Expertease

29 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don't really.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming ho...

The “WEATHER BALL” Expertease

22 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

No meteorologist? No problem!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the sh...

The "FAMILY SNAPSHOTS" Expertease

15 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which the phooootographs reveal a little more then intended.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sulliv...

The “Intermittent Fasting” Expertease

08 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fast feast. Feast fast. Best feast. Best fast. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay...

Double Datin‘ with the ExperTeam

01 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When Clare and Danno go around on the town, they go AROUND the town. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much tha...

The “How to Survive an Extremely Long Podcast” Expertease

25 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Synchronize watches... NOW.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appre...

The “HOW TO DO YOUR OWN PR” Expertease

18 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's no such thing as bad publicity. OR IS THERE?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clar...

“WHEN BEARS RULED EUROPE” - Expertease

04 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When a dynasty becomes a DENASTY. (Because bears live in dens, you see.)Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Cla...

Annual Podcast Breakfast

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A wildly successful, high-power podcast like this one requires untold hours of hard work behind the scenes -- it's not just glamour and champagne! Thi...

The “More, More, Morse!” Expertease

25 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The story of a code (and two pairs of pants).Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera....

“It's Like AUDIBLE, Only Without the Audio”

18 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Clare finally gets her podcaster's license!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love t...

The “Newly Discovered Works of Shakespeare” Expertease

04 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode written by Sir Francis Bacon.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love th...

The “SAFE CRACKING” Expertease - Live at San Quentin!

28 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're getting voluble about your valuables!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay...

The FLIGHTLESS BIRDS Expertease

07 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Remember to keep your feet on the ground, and your head also on the ground.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your host and hostess wi...

The “GIRL SCOUT COOKIES” Expertease

31 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Won't you buy a box to help our troop learn the value of trade and industry being controlled by private owners for profit?Much love and many thanks to...

The “TROPHY AWARDS” Expertease

24 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is no greater honor than to be honored with the offer of an honor. Will you honor our offer?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.S...

The ExperTeam Plans for Christmas

17 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens in Secret Santa if you pick your own name?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Love the show so much that you'd like to lea...

The “ROMANCE of NIAGRA FALLS” Expertease

03 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which we visit the “Paris of the Canadian Border.”Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and...

The “Perfect Cup of Coffee” Expertease

26 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipin’ hot!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, lo...

The “Baby Elephant” Expertease

19 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Qui...

The “ANIMAL THERAPY” Expertease

12 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded at 47,000 Hertz so you pets can listen along! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera...

The “PRIMORDIAL MARCHING BAND” Expertease

05 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a story older than time, in particular 2/4 time.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and C...

The “HAUNTED OUTHOUSE” Expertease

29 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When Clare expels the spirit within, she REALLY expels the spirit within!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Da...

The “AMELIA EARHART, EYES, THROAT, and NOSE” Expertease

22 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The missing miss we’ve missed since she missed that island in 1937. FOUND AT LAST???Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the...

The “TWO THUMBS UP for HITCHHIKING” Expertease

15 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We picked up this innocent seeming podcast at the side the road. You won't believe what happened next...Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.M...

UP YOUR EIFFEL TOWER: An ExperTeam Adventure

08 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Xenophobia, mechanical failure, and tall, dangerous things. It's like The Hindenburg, only on the ground and in France.Much love and many thanks to an...

The “HOW to HAVE a ROAD NAMED AFTER YOU” Expertease

01 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they're both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.Much love and many thanks to anno...

Clare's Other Podcast About Plumbing

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

REVEALED: Auditioning for Expertease; touring with Jambalaya, the K-pop band; and whether or not the show is written in advance.Say, love the show so ...

The “LAWN MOWER HALL of FAME” Expertease

24 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The grass may be greener but the mow is even mower!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your podcast presenters are Danno Sullivan and C...

The Secret Love Life of a Podcaster

17 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can Danno improve his Tinder profile from “Nazi woman, Sikh companionship, willing to engage in year long relationship, then divorce”? Much love a...

The “VERY Harry Houdini” Expertease

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Escape the chains of everyday drudgery and enjoy this examination into the life of the temp we hired to portray the Great Houdini.Much love and many t...

The “Maniacs Can Lick Hands Too” Expertease

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Please support our charity for people who have been almost SCARED TO DEATH.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.And to Erin Ash Sullivan...

The MANSPLAINING Expertease

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Danno dansplains and Clare claresplains to help your pretty little head understand all about big, bad mansplaining.Much love and many thanks to announ...

The “Ice Cream Truck Races” Expertease

03 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What goes 150 miles per hour but stays at 32 degrees farenheit?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Cl...

The “MELON BALLER” Expertease

13 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

God's own truth about the tool behind a thousand fruit salads, and whether or not you might face excommunication.Much love and many thanks to announce...

The CRYPTOZOOLOGY Expertease

06 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bigfoot. Jackalope. Nessie. If this episode wasn't about creatures that are made up, you might think we were making it up.Much love and many thanks to...

The "Robert’s Rules of Recording" Bonus-sode

06 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Viewer mail from our listeners.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd a...

The “SEA MONKEY ATTACK” Expertease

30 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Merry undersea jesters? Or terrifying occuping naval force?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sull...

The “DAINTY LITTLE BALLERINA” Expertease

23 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ballet: on pointe? Or just pointless?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.Say, love the sho...

The “CLARE’S DENTAL WORK” Expertease

16 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The podcast is low on money and looking for ways to cut corners. Servants? Dental work? What's gotta go?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Q...

The “AGE of NAPOLEON” Expertease

09 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

War! Revolution! Exile! Josephine! -- None of those things get mentioned.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera ...

It’s Exper-Taco-Tease-Day!

02 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our menacing Ruttmannanian sound collage. Erm, that is, to our light-hearted comedy show.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk...

The ”COMPETITIVE EXTREME IRONING” Expertease

25 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The only thing worse than Athlete's Foot is Athlete's Wrinkles.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Cl...

The “COCO the TALKING GORILLA” Expertease

18 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Where does an 800 pound gorilla talk? Any podcast it wants to. Heart-warming tales of a young girl gorilla coming of age in small town America.Much lo...

The “GHOST TOWNS of the OLD WEST” Expertease

11 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrups for these thrilling tales East Ghost vs. West Ghost in the battle for the town. Much love and many ...

The SPOOKY THEREMIN SOUND EFFECTS Expertease

04 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sci-fi's most iconic sound effect. Repeated over and over. Without using an actual theremin. Plus beef-back bacon.Much love and many thanks to announc...

The “EARLY CHILDHOOD LITERACY” Expertease

28 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which we cover the “three R's,” rambling, rambling, and more rambling.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno S...

The SHOCKING TATTOO Expertease

14 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your understanding of tattoos, much like your dermis layer, is about to be indelibly altered.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, l...

The “LEGGO of MY KELLOGG” Expertease

07 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The ghostly origins of your favorite breakfast foods??? We invite you start your day with this well-balanced podcast. Much love and many thanks to ann...

The ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA Expertease

30 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If it's important enough to exist, it's important enough to be alphabetized. Here's our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.Muc...

The CROQUET IS OK Expertease

23 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Croquet is OK! Experts Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan lay all their cards on the croquet table to live out their own kind of hoop dreams.Much love and ...

The OLD TIME VAUDEVILLE SHOW Expertease

16 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

So much more than trained dogs and big-shoe comics. Well, not really.Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan illuminate, via limelight, the fourth most American...

The SWISS ARMY KNIFE Expertease

09 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sweden's most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much tha...

The 1239 MT. VERNON CLUB Expertease

02 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FINALLY - a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.Much love and man...

The EASY RECIPES Expertease

26 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Or, "How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta." Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leav...

The BANKRUPTCY Bonus-sode

19 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Facing insurmountable financial troubles, the ExperTeam come up with a plan so perfect, it couldn't possibly work -- or could it?

The SORE FEET Expertease

12 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira ...

The LIBERTY BELL Expertease

05 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.Much love and many...

The STRUCK BY LIGHTNING Expertease

26 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.Much love and many thanks to announcer Mo...

The ORGANIZED CRIME Expertease

26 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love t...