F*ckShakespeare
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Episode 22: Don't Be a Slut, Ophelia. Hamlet Act 1
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Meet the Polonius Family. They live right there in the court alongside that fucked-up royal family, but they're more wholesome, down-to-earth, practic...
Episode 21: Sullied Flesh. Hamlet Act 1
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the second scene of the play we meet most of the main characters except for Ophelia, because, you know, women don't matter. Claudius belittles Haml...
Episode 20: Meet Omelet the Danish. Hamlet Intro
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On to the next play! Are you psyched?? We go from warm and sunny Verona to the brooding north and Elsinore. Here we kick off the first look at Hamlet ...
Episode 19: A Gloomy Piece. Romeo & Juliet Act 5
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I see dead people... It's a tragedy! What the f*ck do you want from us?? Final scene of Romeo & Juliet. Did anyone learn anything?? Probably...
Episode 18: Those Helpful Small Parts. Romeo & Juliet Act 5
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Not THOSE! The small parts that high school directors try and convince you are enough - that character that shows up for just one scene. Turns out tha...
Episode 17: Go Take a Merry Dump!
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Juliet is taking her 42 hour nap after choking down the friar's scary edibles, and the rest of her family come in to find her and think she's dead. Fu...
Episode 16: Friar? Snape? You Decide.
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
First of all, who the fuck is Paris?? Yes, we will talk about him for a minute maybe... But the star of this episode is that sketchy friar with his ma...
Episode 15: Fie, Fie, Are You F*cking Insane?
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lord Capulet has his big moment here, and he totally loses his shit! To be fair, he's lost a lot of shit - many babes, his nephew - so keep that in mi...
Episode 14: Coitus Interruptus
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Romeo is banish-ED and threatens to kill himself if he has to be separated from Juliet. Juliet finds out Romeo is a murderer and threatens to kill him...
Episode 13: Interview With a Teacher! *gasp*
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Liz is a member of our acting company so she's cool. We promise. She's also an excellent teacher and doesn't shy away from the salty stuff. Here...
Episode 12: ALL the shit goes down, down, down
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's where the play turns from comedy to tragedy... and it's only, what, day 2??? Want to know more? Connect with us on our website: https://fckshak...
Episode 11: The Cock Struck Nein
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The wedding-not-wedding and the scene just before it where the Nurse gripes about her aching body parts. Want to know more? Connect with us on our web...
Episode 10: Fond and Futile Father Figures (F Words!)
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who the hell is Friar Lawrence and why should we care? He starts out with a long ass speech about herbs (hmmm...) and ends up verbally kicking Romeo's...
Episode 9: THE love scene of all mutha love scenes
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OK, so there's only one dick joke in this one, so if that's all you're here for then move on to the next episode. If you think you can stand some gorg...
Episode 8: Sexy Fruit
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Would you eat a medlar? What about a poperin pear? Mercutio seems to know a lot about ripe juicy fruit and he compares it to what Romeo is probably ex...
Episode 7: The Ultimate Meet Cute - R & J FINALLY get together
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is the meeting of the title characters! That scene that every other love scene tries to measure up to... OK, maybe that's just us. The Capulet ba...
Episode 6: Masterful Mercutio, Reluctant Romeo and the Mysterious Mab
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you listened to episode 2, you met Mercutio, but here, in Act 1: Scene 4 is where the audience usually meets Mercutio. And he has a giant whopper o...
Episode 5: Da F*ck is a Buckler??
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Continuing with our exploration of Romeo & Juliet, we come to Act 1: Scene 1... yes, OK, we jumped around a bit, but don't judge. After the prolog...
Episode 4: The Massive Spoiler - R&J's Prologue
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OK, so we past the prologue... (little Shakespeare pun there for y'all who dig those), so we're backing up this week to start at the beginning. Becaus...
Episode 3: Enter the women! Meet Juliet, the Nurse and Lady Capulet
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we tackle Act 1: Scene 3 of Romeo & Juliet where we meet the main female characters. We talk about the ages of these women and how...
Episode 2: The Goose, the Hare, and the Argument
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not ones to obey rules and order, we jump right in to Romeo & Juliet with arguably the dirtiest scene in the play, Act 2: Scene 4. Don't worry, we...
Episode 1: What's In a Name? And who gives a f*ck?
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(drumroll...) The first episode! The one the world has been waiting for! OK... getting carried away already. But that's what we'll be doing here and a...
F Shakespeare Intro
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just making sure you're in the right place. This is a teaser for more to come. This podcast will expose all the fun that you might be missing out on. ...