Fearful Symmetry
Episodes
Trumpmore
13 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A loving celebration of President Trump. This is the true and inspirational account of James Pummenger whose prophetic dream will soon lead to the gre...
Epilogue — Where Are They Now?
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After our fifth and final episode, we received 47,000 cards and letters demanding an update on the characters from our narrative. We are happy to comp...
I Too Shall Be No More
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In Part Five, well, all the shit comes down. Turns out raki isn't the perfect lubricant for a revolutionary plan. And a quaint Hatchet Man episode —...
A Nation’s Troubled History
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In Part Four, we look at the paranoia, persecution, and lunacy of 20th-century Albanian life; a struggling president’s affection for booze and air h...
All the Little Hatchets
26 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In Part Three, our story continues with the Cult of Little Hatchets spreading through the nation, the peculiar lovemaking rituals of Rovena and Kumbar...
Voices from the Deep
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In Part Two, is the true author of Hatchet Man a cinematic savant and woman of the woods, or somehow an ancient tribe of celestial snails? It’s all ...
The Hatchet Man Cometh
12 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Was Hatchet Man the greatest television series ever? Each week at the end of this notorious TV show, quaint and sentimental characters were abruptly m...
The New Age
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready for profound philosophic interrogations and deep communion with soulful humans? Step toward the light.
Monsters
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A father with dementia, an exhausted war horse, a child's dream, and a bomb that drops again and again. The true-story episode.
Seth Horton's Super Bowl
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
War, football, mousetraps, mansplaining and a-hole massagers. So many happy thoughts. You know you want it. You want it bad.
Shredded Ralstons
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bogus quotes, badly-treated lambs, the abomination of the Donald and now someone has stolen leftovers from the company fridge. Don’t worry. There’...
The Apes that Bomb
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Talking cows, lost piranhas, and absolutely f*cked up primates. Splendiferous exhalations from Planet Earth.