Feminine Chaos

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19 Dec 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the pressure to be part of a clique, the ...

'Til Death Do We Podcast

08 Dec 2025

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Early access for premium subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss modern love, traditional marriage, and the New York Times “gray divorcée” who is the...

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30 Nov 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comIn a special post-Thanksgiving dispatch, Kat and Phoebe discuss ...

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20 Nov 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat tells a story about stalking a businessman in a London subur...

Feminization Nation, Rigatoni Testosteroni

01 Nov 2025

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Early access for paid subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss female testosterone junkies and an essay about feminization that broke the internet.LINKS:Su...

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21 Oct 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comPhoebe debuts a sexy new limited-edition podcast voice (availabl...

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16 Oct 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe break their previously RIGID rule against oversha...

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08 Oct 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the fallout from the acquisition of the F...

The Sobriety Hour with Katie Herzog

02 Oct 2025

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Kat and Phoebe are joined by special guest Katie Herzog to discuss sobriety narratives, publishing journeys, and Katie’s new book, which you should ...

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26 Sep 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the latest in attempted cancellations, th...

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20 Sep 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss free speech, government interference, soc...

Labubu Feminism and Other Forms of Violence

13 Sep 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe try to figure out what a Labubu is. Then: herbici...

The Lena Dunham Discussion Hour

11 Sep 2025

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Kat shares some exciting professional news, followed by Phoebe’s latest dispatch from Dead Rodent Central aka Toronto proper. Then: what do we both ...

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18 Aug 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a certain comedienne's May-December relat...

If You're Seeing This, It's Not You, It's Me

10 Aug 2025

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Kat and Phoebe welcome special guest Leigh Stein for a discussion of female heterosexual rejection, gothic age gap relationships, and crying on TikTok...

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01 Aug 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss Canadian sex trials and American teen mod...

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23 Jul 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the latest in "heterofatalism", how to wr...

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18 Jul 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss pretty princesses, culturally appropriati...

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11 Jul 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a new memoir by a self-described nepo bab...

Like a Lesbian Virgin

07 Jul 2025

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Early access for paid subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss lowkey "choice" lesbians, being a "kid" in your mid-20s (and beyond), and the various and su...

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24 Jun 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss our alleged mass epidemic of missing, or ...

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20 Jun 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the new film Materialists and marrying ri...

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12 Jun 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss intimacy coordinators, rodent men, and th...

Harassment Machines and Peony Vandals

08 Jun 2025

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Early access for premium subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss a straight lady court victory, a puckish (and very symmetrical) student journalist, and a...

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28 May 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the state of Anne Hathaway's eyebrows, th...

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22 May 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss what's right about built-in bookshelves, ...

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15 May 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the Ozempification of the populace and th...

Beauty and the Beast

09 May 2025

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Kat and Phoebe discuss the Met Gala, one man's polarizing torso, and the legacy of the MeToo movement now that its chief villain is back on trial.Earl...

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25 Apr 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss capsule wardrobes, online discourse degra...

Lena Dunham Has a Blog, Ee Eye Ee Eye O

19 Apr 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss some personal news, some internet drama, ...

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10 Apr 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a list of Wirecutter recommendations with...

And You Can, Too

04 Apr 2025

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Early access for premium subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss the Ghiblification of deportation, political tone policing, and the evangelical lesbians ...

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28 Mar 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the cartoon avatars of the political resi...

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21 Mar 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss an incredibly Canadian neighborhood poop ...

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14 Mar 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the tragic denouement of a recent celebri...

We Are All In Vogue Now

09 Mar 2025

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Kat and Phoebe discuss post-woke fashion, ideological trends, a sexy Oscar-winning movie, and a minor vandalism incident in Kat's front yard (stay tun...

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27 Feb 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the tragic and strange death of Gene Hack...

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22 Feb 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comChestfeeding is out and boobs are in on the latest episode of Fe...

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12 Feb 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss Jewish-coded skiing incidents, ozempic di...

Big Sweaters and Teeny Bikinis

07 Feb 2025

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Kat and Phoebe discuss $800 sweaters for feminism, Instagram deep-diving, and why angry MAGA men are circulating pictures of a certain podcaster’s h...

Premium: Thought Catalogs, Beer Calendars, and Just Asking Questions

31 Jan 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss an allegedly terrible new sex trend all t...

Premium: Compromises of the Long Island Variety

24 Jan 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss Taffy Brodesser-Akner's Long Island Compr...

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17 Jan 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comBecause the Neil Gaiman discourse is a gift that keeps on giving...

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14 Jan 2025

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the MeToo-ing of Neil Gaiman (and certain...

Outrage Nostalgia

10 Jan 2025

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Kat and Phoebe discuss the surprise comeback of home cooking discourse, the anatomy of the PR war between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni, and how a d...

Premium: Milkmaids in the Raw

21 Dec 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a viral dress ad and all it contains (or,...

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13 Dec 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a hot (alleged) killer, a perfectly nice-...

Silent But Deadly

08 Dec 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss the character assassination of the “olfactory ethics” PhD lady, the actual assassination of an insurance CEO, and the anato...

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27 Nov 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss Victorian houses, emotional support pitbu...

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21 Nov 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss their recent cameos off pod, the mass mig...

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13 Nov 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss extruding our intestines (or not) in the ...

Staying Together for the Squirrel

05 Nov 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss the late-breaking squirrel murder that could unite the nation, the places you can't go on a first date, and… hmm. Is somethin...

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01 Nov 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comIn our last episode before the election, Kat and Phoebe discuss ...

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19 Oct 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the big NYT expose on the death of DEI, t...

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12 Oct 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss cancellable food takes and entertainment ...

I Decentered Men and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

06 Oct 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a blackmail sextortion scheme, a pair of rabid and possibly incestual raccoons, and the de-centered men who can’t quite hit d...

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27 Sep 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comSpecial guest "C," a.k.a. Cartoons Hate Her, a.k.a. Donald Trump...

Premium: The Young and the Braless

22 Sep 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a sexual harassment training, a MeToo mem...

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13 Sep 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the urban legend of cat-eating Haitians, ...

Dead Squirrels and Sweaty Sanctimony

08 Sep 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a dead squirrel, a controversial magazine cover, and a New York Times essay on air conditioning by the world's smuggest, sweati...

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27 Aug 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the cancellation of a Jewish book event b...

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20 Aug 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat was on a lot of drugs and Phoebe was on a plane for 729 hour...

Farming Ballerinas

03 Aug 2024

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By popular request, Kat and Phoebe discuss ballerinas, farms, and Ballerina Farm.LINKS:The infamous Times article: My day with the trad wife queen and...

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26 Jul 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the return of the self-flagellating white...

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19 Jul 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the post-assassination discourse, ear-wou...

Premium: RIP to MTV and How Do You Do, Fellow... Boomers?

12 Jul 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the memory-holing of Kat's entire early c...

Orange Man Bad, Vegetable Man Not Ideal

04 Jul 2024

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Kat and Phoebe do a post-mortem on the recent presidential debate.Links:Biden his time: Phoebe Maltz Bovy on watching the sorry state of U.S. politics...

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29 Jun 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a kink-shaming incident in the Cyclades, ...

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12 Jun 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a traumatic tree takedown in Kat's neighb...

The Gay Divorcees Who Are Fond of Flying Flags

06 Jun 2024

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Phoebe apologizes for the print version of her bisexuals article appearing during Pride month, while Kat unpacks the controversy surrounding a certain...

Is the Pope Catholic?

27 May 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a Catholic kicker's commencement-speech controversy, two literary autopsies of the Great Awokening, and whether communion wafer...

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17 May 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss a scandal in the pageant world, the disap...

Mostly Peaceful Sexy Tennis, Anyone?

08 May 2024

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Kat delivers a traffic report from Norwalk, Conn., where a petroleum truck recently went boom. Then: Kat and Phoebe discuss the new sexy tennis movie ...

NPR Voice in the Streets, Shock Jock in the Sheets

22 Apr 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a very horny theater critic, an uncommonly hot historian, and Uri Berliner's critique of NPR from inside the house.LINKS:Lea Yp...

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13 Apr 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the mass bisexuality of Gen Z and the Boo...

Heirloom Brains and Other Adventures

08 Apr 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss sexually adventurous podcasting, unwanted heirloom dining sets, the phenomenon of "divorce rings," the latest viral Cut essay a...

Premium: My "I'm Not a Missing Princess" T-Shirt Is Raising a Lot of Questions Already Answered By the Shirt

26 Mar 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the moral quandary of missing royalty. Li...

Big Naturals and Big Pharma

09 Mar 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss breast aesthetics, 90s nostalgia, and whether we're all taking too many drugs.  Links:Are We Sunsetting Ass and Entering a Go...

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28 Feb 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe talk about the sandwich anecdote that melted the ...

It's Desire, It's Divorce, It's De-Lovely

18 Feb 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a fun philosophical question about desire, a fine literary essay about not getting divorced, and the sacred gossip machine know...

In This House We Believe: Living Small Is a Troll, Taylor Swift Is Three Dogs in a Trenchcoat, and All Urination Is Public Urination

04 Feb 2024

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Kat tells a story about accidentally installing a public toilet in her home, while Phoebe uncovers a conspiracy within the New York Times real estate ...

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26 Jan 2024

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss the cringiest response to Barbie's semi-s...

Hetlor Youth

21 Jan 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss the big gay intrigue over Taylor Swift, the contemporary contours of Mean Girl World, and the missing Jews of Only Murders in t...

Is That the Chrysler Building in Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy to See Us

08 Jan 2024

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a provocative underwear ad, a post-wall woman, and the stolen valor of a new book about fatphobia. Links:Mr. Underpants https:...

Rosemary's Bibi: On Swashbuckling, Soup, and the Birth of a Tradwife Nation

24 Dec 2023

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In an extra-long, very special episode, Kat and Phoebe finish out the year with a retrospective on the death (or was it?) of journalism, a discussion ...

Big Hempin', Spendin’ Gs, Believin’ All Women Except Those Jewish Lay-deez

07 Dec 2023

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Kat and Phoebe unsheath their wooden swords to discuss an all-hemp house featured in the NYT's "Living Small" column, and the latest galaxy-brained ta...

The Geopolitical Beyhive

12 Nov 2023

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Kat and Phoebe battle a glitchy recording platform to talk about the reporting process behind Kat's latest Airmail article, why people are firing bull...

The Eating of Hats, the Fanboys of Hitler, the Core of Ballet

29 Oct 2023

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Kat and Phoebe, notorious signatories of the Harper's letter on free speech, discuss tasty hats, terrible ballet flats, strange bedfellows in the quee...

Golden Terrorist Bachelor Paragliders

15 Oct 2023

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Kat and Phoebe discuss war discourse and reality dating shows, which are, of course, basically the same thing.Links:Leigh Stein on personal brands fac...

Boobs of the Week

24 Sep 2023

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Kat and Phoebe grope for answers to this week’s big philosophical questions: what is the best Broadway show at which to get to third base? Do the Ru...

Counting Bodies

09 Sep 2023

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Kat and Phoebe discuss body counts, TV nudity, and what you can do with a falafel in the shower.Links:Phoebe on body count discourse:"The question we ...

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18 Aug 2023

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit femchaospod.substack.comKat and Phoebe discuss an alleged denial of service at a Manhatt...

Radical Barbiecore

25 Jul 2023

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a young man's existential crisis over being rudely awakened by his girlfriend, the cultural significance of the Barbie movie, t...

If ChatGPT Had Hands, There Would Be Blood On Them

10 Jul 2023

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Kat and Phoebe discuss plotting a murder with ChatGPT and the latest in academic diversity dramas.Links:With End of Affirmative Action, a Push for a N...

Eat, Pray, Podcast

23 Jun 2023

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Kat and Phoebe are joined by friend and favorite Leigh Stein to discuss bad advice, self-cancelled books, and the accessories of the middle-aged.Links...

Literary Gaucherie and Mushroom Anecdotes

03 Jun 2023

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Kat and Phoebe share stories about mushrooms (not that kind), and mushrooms (yes, that kind.) Then: an allegedly scandalous review of Brandon Taylor's...

Nerds, Dweebs, and Cancellees

22 May 2023

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With early access for premium subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss a New Yorker article about a party for the post-cancelled and the extremely normal r...

This Is the Last Stop On This Train

11 May 2023

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With early access for premium subscribers! Kat and Phoebe discuss the death of a man on the New York City subway, and the discourse that ensued. Links...

Where There are Canapes, You Canna Pee

20 Apr 2023

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Kat and Phoebe discuss the pros and cons of the downstairs loo, the rise and fall of the momfluencer, and whether society will ever flush itself of th...

Dylan Mulvaney, Julia Allison, a Peeing Raccoon, and Other Influencers

12 Apr 2023

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Kat and Phoebe discuss a recent series of branding controversies, how protoinfluencer Julia Allison walked so Dylan Mulvaney could run, and whether we...