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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of using the N-word in conversation?
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Hello, my name is Jerome. I'm 42. I live in San Antonio, Texas, and this is Financial Audit.
We gave you the blackest name possible when you're from a town where not even a single black person exists and it's all Mexicans. It makes no sense, yet you are white. I think.
Maybe, yeah. Okay.
Welcome up to Austin.
Ancestry says a few things, so I thought you could pick and choose. We're all a few things.
That's just called over the ages.
I think we all come from Africa, right?
Well, sure. At some point, yeah, over 250,000 years, right?
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Chapter 3: How does the guest justify their life choices?
I think Walmart's own internal minimum wage is $15 an hour.
You are wrong.
What? Is it not? Okay, wow. 14. Whoops me.
Yeah. That's pretty good, though. I mean, Texas is 725 minimum wage, so it's almost double.
Yeah, no one makes minimum wage, not even in Texas. It's like less than 1% of the workforce in the country.
Well, then they do make minimum wage. It's just less, right? Less than... You yourself just debunked yourself. You said nobody does, and now you're saying that's less than 1%.
Very good, Deshawn. What did we call you? Jerome. Okay, very good. Yeah, you got me, buddy. What do you make?
You make 14? Yes.
Okay, so you're a failure at 42. Not really. How many hours a week do you work for that? Too many. Too many.
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Chapter 4: What are the consequences of the guest's actions?
He's my brother. I saw him walk by. He's from Chicago. He likes the Blackhawks. I'll say it. He's not from Chicago. Well, he hosts that too. If he knows hockey, he knows Mary Woods.
That's racist.
He's not. Our Mexican. One of our thousands. That's racist when I say he's from Southside Chicago. That's a little different. Northside is all the white people. So, you know. I mean, tell me I'm not right. You know, that. I mean, Detroit. I mean, come on.
Yes, there's black people in Detroit.
Yeah. I mean, the ones that are still not victims of gun violence, but yeah. What point are you trying to make? I'm just trying to make that if you're going to say something, do it. And I'm tired of everybody coming on shows doing stuff.
Tyler, I actually apologize for the first time in my life for what's about to happen, but please come lean here. I will do whatever I want, and what I want to do is apologize. There you go. If you're not afraid to say it, then say it. Say what?
My There that's just a word nothing behind it no sentence with it no meaning behind it it is what it is I Didn't call you my What the f*** is up with that? Why the hard R, though? Why the hard R? Why not? Why? Why not? Why? Does an A at the end make it better? Yeah, but not you saying it regardless. Er? Er? To my face. To my face. Er is crazy.
Well, I mean, it's better to your face than behind your back, isn't it? But it's not about you. It's about the word. There's that big difference. So it's not directed towards you, though. You looked me in my eyes. Well, he told me to and I'm going to. You looked me in my eyes. He condoned that. And said the hard R, my dog. You said straight to my eyes.
You're not going to talk about not calling me that. You just called me that. No, I said the word. To me, directly, in my eyes. Yeah, towards you, yes. But I'll say it to him directly as a white man. I'll say that word. I don't care. Because the meaning doesn't mean... It's taken way out of context from language and where it derived from.
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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about living in Round Rock?
I used to live in Round Rock for five years, yes. I used to live there.
Round Rock is a small little town.
It's the biggest suburb of Austin. Suburb! It's not like a big thing. It's probably almost as big as Austin. It's getting there. Over a million people in Round Rock? I don't know. No, I would highly doubt that. Well, most people can't even. That's why they go to Round Rock and Fluger. They can't afford Austin.
Well, no, no, no. I mean, yes, random accusations 100% do exist. But if you're someone known, I would consider it probably likely bullshit.
Before I was interrupted.
By the way, it's about 15% of the population. Of what? Round Rock has 15% of the population is Austin.
Oh, well, I mean... So shut the f*** up. You know nothing. You say things. You don't know things. I mean, okay, Williamson County will say that. Okay, yeah, push the goalpost. The whole point about the... I just don't understand why someone would accuse you.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of cancel culture in personal relationships?
Because I was known in the group for... Dating and going on too many dates and hooking up with people. What's wrong with that? A lot of people have jealousy issues and they don't believe that I actually... Who's jealous of you? Well, of that instance or the friends of friends and...
Dude, you see, cancel culture was totally weaponized and I don't believe people anymore, but I don't understand why you... Once you get also a couple women and you have fun with them, then they talk too and then they think about it and they're like, oh, he was fun. And then you get a message like, hey, what are you doing tonight?
And you go with that and you just have fun with different women and they start talking and things happen. And next thing you know, you're doing too much with too many people and... People don't like that. And I haven't done it in a while, but... City one, that's good. I'm glad. I mean... No, you're just going through hard R's. You're just r***ing our ears with those words instead.
Yeah, I will admit to that. That's fine. But it's only r*** if it's not consensual, so... You consented to me saying it, so yeah. I guess there was implied consent. You didn't necessarily think I would have wanted me to, but you consented to it, so.
Dude, I don't know what the fuck to do with you. What do I even put down as your income?
I make about $900 every two weeks, so $1,800 monthly for Walmart and... On average, a minimum of $1,000.
Well, I'm going to cross that out because I'm going to call your manager and get you fired in the post.
A minimum of $1,000 from the casino stuff. Yeah, a month. And then about $500, let's say, for arcade stuff that I haven't been doing. I could do more. You are such a joke. I just haven't done much. But see, the casino stuff.
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Chapter 7: How does the guest plan to improve their financial situation?
It varies a lot. So about a few days ago, I actually did get a $4,600 payment from them. Gosh. That helped, but it's... This is strictly in Minecraft.
In Minecraft. In Minecraft.
I've never played Minecraft, so I don't even know what that is.
This is in Minecraft.
What is?
But would the world lose anything if you were no longer here?
I don't think... In Minecraft. Is this like the Ender Dragon or something? I don't... That's all I know about Minecraft.
No, you're the zombie that pulls up to a village, knocks down the door, and f***s a bitch. What do you think your financial score is? Zero to ten. Zero being the worst, ten being the best. 0.5.
Pension. Pension. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen. That's a lot more than people can say. Oh, thank you. That's a lot more than most people can say these days. I'm just saying.
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Chapter 8: What are the consequences of the guest's past decisions on their current life?
You can't survive today. Yes, today's money.
I probably could survive off $1,500 a month plus a little side stuff. Yeah.
Oh, well, yeah, with you doing extra, sure, but that's not retirement.
Yeah.
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And he deserves nothing. You could see that? Oh, I thought you said fat. I thought you said bad. Well, same thing. They're both. Let's see.
Let's see what? Your finances? Yes, we're doing that. Okay, IRS stat. This is since 2019. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are pathetic. You are actually, I can't believe you're the one that says men are weak. You are the example of weak men. You're holding our society back. You're not providing anything. You're a taker, not a contributor.
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