Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome to the Double Tap, where we deliver the facts that you're in question. Welcome to Double Tap, episode 453. Tonight, we have your favorites.
Chapter 2: What are the sponsors featured in this episode?
We've got Jeremy Posderic with the River's Edge Tactical in Valley City, Ohio. It's a gun range. You can go rent machine guns there and have some fun. We've got Nick Lynch from Bus Built Systems. We've got our good buddy John Patton from The Gun Collective joining us. And my name is Sean Herron. Welcome to the, you know, number one Q&A podcast in the universe that's about guns.
That is an important distinction. Not that it would change anything. This is still the best Q&A podcast, but it also happens to be about guns.
Chapter 3: What incident sparked a debate about law enforcement and personal responsibility?
It's like an added bonus, and we don't even charge you for it. John, how's it going? It's going great. How are you? You know, I'm pretty good, all things considered. What does that mean? Well, I'm glad you asked, John, because what had happened was...
see what had happened was um dude uh if you don't start the next sentence with um i'm gonna be pissed um i was playing ice hockey um see um and uh so i was playing ice hockey and i was taking the puck into the zone and there was a another person standing there is this a euphemism no unfortunately no yeah
So I crossed into our offensive zone, and there was another person there, and I was going to deke that person. I was going to move the puck around them and then make them look like a fool. Well, we both zigged and nobody zagged, which means that we collided.
uh and both of us basically it was like an atom bomb going off we exploded in opposite directions newton's law and when i hit the ground finally my head smacked off the ice so like i feel like i have uh whiplash and i'm pretty sure i had a minor concussion last night because i don't actually remember most of my drive home so yeah i got home and i told you you weren't just drunk yeah yeah yeah i am i mean that didn't help but
yeah i am drunk currently uh that didn't help but yeah so like today the the front of my neck muscles like swallowing hurts uh drinks to be 100 clear like swallowing water hurts and then the back hurts also so if i like move my neck a little weird tonight that's why uh but i really appreciate you asking I'm glad you didn't die. I'd be pretty upset if you died. Yeah, it would suck.
Otherwise, get bent. Dude, that was the hardest I've hit. In fact, on the way home, I was like, oh, I don't actually remember getting in the truck. That's not good. I actually don't remember. And you're like 95 years old. Basically, yeah. I'm surprised I didn't break my hip or something. Honestly, I know a guy that you also know that had a hip replacement before he was 50, I think.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion on ICE arrests reflect on personal responsibility?
I think, yeah, this is a friend of ours. I'll tell you later, but just wow. So, yeah, he said it was awful. Oh, I can only imagine, yeah. But, yeah, man, my neck hurts a lot today, and it's gotten progressively worse as the day goes. I can only imagine. Yeah, coming up the stairs, I was like...
my neck my neck oh somebody help me they're taking me jesus i'm an old man and i need help yeah gg mr pocket in the chat said get sean life alert that's what i need bro yeah i'm just on the fucking ice hitting the button like help me perfectly healthy and i don't have any of these issues that you old people have right What the fuck do you mean you don't have any of quote-unquote these issues?
You have different issues, fuckface. Way worse issues. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. I hurt myself playing hockey. Nick hurts himself eating cereal. Literally. I don't think that's ever happened. I was going to say, how'd that happen? I don't think that's ever happened. I didn't think he had celiac. Everything that he eats hurts him. Oh, okay. It's not immediate, though.
He's not eating rocks. Yeah.
Chapter 5: What insights are shared about the new Ruger/Marlin 1894 in 10mm?
Well, this broken glass hurts so much. It's immediate for the minerals. Do you guys remember that dude that used to eat the light bulbs and shit? Unfortunately, yes. Yeah, that guy was weird. Dude, I remember the BME Pain Olympics. Do you remember that? I do. Don't Google that, but it's BME Pain Olympics. Mm-hmm. Oh, you will not. Oh, don't. Oh, just don't do that to yourself. Not in public.
Maybe go to a library instead and do it.
Chapter 6: What maintenance tips are provided for XD firearms?
Yeah. Internet cafe interview with the guy that started that whole thing. Oh, yeah. According to him, it was all fake. And he's like, I thought it was obviously fake. I was amazed that people thought it was real. He also ran a forum for I think it was cannibalism. For people who had an interest in cannibalism. Oh. Wait, was that the dude... I think you mean Long Pig? Yeah, yeah.
And I can't use that as a title for the show notes because we've already done it. And then I almost did it again, but I decided to Google search first. But Long Pig has been a topic... What amazes me is that you can remember that when I couldn't name a single... show title beyond the fear.
Chapter 7: Are there risks associated with power lines and wildlife in Africa?
Well, you say you talk about long pig, like every third episode. So right. It's that often. I think you're being hyperbolic. I don't know, man. I don't know. Yeah. The thick thing was, and then Jeremy might be on that cannibalism forum. Maybe. Well, there was all I'm saying is I wouldn't have to be dying to
to like do like resort to that like i'm gonna eat people way before i'm like too weak to actually kill somebody oh yeah bro if we know if we break down in a car together you better watch your back like i'm not waiting until we're starving exactly come here you sure do got a pretty mouth i am looking at you in the way where i'm like trying to figure out which roast i should make first you know what i mean
Jeremy. All right. Rapid, rapid question. You got to give me an answer in like five seconds. Okay. Which of your cast mates would you eat first? Savage. Come on. Five seconds for fuck's sake.
Chapter 8: What humorous scenarios are discussed regarding cannibalism among friends?
Get it right. Come on. Well, I was going to say Aaron just because I don't like him. I hate him the most. But like, you know, it's going to be fucking stringy and bad. Right. There's no way that's good meat. But then like. You know, Nick's diseased, so I would just kill him and not eat him. But he's fucking sneaky. He'll be like, hey, buddy, stab you in the neck.
And then, like, at least Sean would challenge me to, like, single combat before eating me. Yeah. Whereas I don't trust Nick. So I'd have to kill Nick and Aaron. But, like, I'm not eating them. Savage, probably tasty. He's got butter soft bitch hands. He doesn't do a lot of, you know, he looks tender. You know what I mean? He's probably the best tasting. He looks like a thumb. Yeah, tender.
Savage would look great set on the middle of a really long table with an apple in his mouth. I was thinking in a really long bun like a hot dog. Savage has the hot dog on the back of his neck. Yeah, get one of those French breads. It sounds like a slur for gay people. A baguette? Yeah. Perfect. Well, see, I would eat Savage first because there's no other useful value. Right. You know what I mean?
You're going to be like, help us push this car out of the ditch. And he's like, but I can't. My wrists are too weak. I'm from California. I can't do it. Is that where he's from? I don't think that's where he's from. Washington. Washington, yeah. I'm from California. I can't do it, man. Don't you know how bad this is for the environment?
And for those of you watching, if you've heard some ideas, we have live show title voting while the show is going on. So if you go to welikeshooting.com slash dashboard and click on show titles, you can submit and vote for other people's submissions live during the shows. And that will sometimes affect the outcome and what I actually name the show. Okay, so here's the final answer.
My suggestion is Savage is a hot dog. I have to kill Aaron because I don't trust him. I have to kill Nick because he's fucking sneaky. And then I think me and Sean could actually last a good long while on Savage. Yeah, and we would decide ahead of time. We were like, okay, whoever gets the hungriest, whoever cries, that's who's going to get eaten first. And we would just agree on it.
I was going to be cool and just, like, coexist quietly and try to pretend like I'm not there. Yeah, but, like, you don't have that much longer left. So, like, is it really a downside? I have played survival video games with Nick. I know that he is a good teammate. But now I'm, like, fucking the car shutters even slightly. Now you're in trouble.
It's like, I have children, Sean's got great children and grandchildren, and you don't have that much time left on this planet. So, like, really, you'd just be sacrificing yourself for our survival so we could get back home to our families. And we thank you for your sacrifice, Nick. Yeah, thank you for your service. Goodness, well. Bro, I hear the fucking brake squeak. I'm stabbing everybody.
The indicator has just contacted the brake rotor. You better hope you were getting consciousness before me. That's all I'm saying. I'm going to make Thomas Jane the second most impatient person in a broken down car. Oh man. Well, it's like, yeah, Aaron obviously has to go first because he just can't be trusted.
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