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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Tonight, sitting around the campfire singing on the road again, we have Dave Packard, who's feeling old as shit, Sam Alexander, Larpy McLarpface, Vince H. Ooh, pretty spinny cloud. And back from shooting things quickly, sort of. I'm Mike Gonsalves. Around the campfire tonight, we're starting a dirt bike gang, apparently.
Chapter 2: What humorous plans do the hosts have for a dirtbike gang?
Oh, bass. That does sound pretty bass. Can we explain this? So it's like Sons of Silence, but with dirt bikes. Sons of Silence. Pit bikes. 50cc. When I was in Korea, all the pilots in my squadron, all the A-10 pilots, would run around in Korea, like downtown Korea, on 50cc bikes like that. And they were all... They'd come through the gate on them things. They wore Sons of Pilsung cuts.
so dumb you just look so hilarious you should see me on a pit bike all i got is a all i had was a scooter i went to korea and all i got was a stupid bicycle you went to korea got road rash no that's the better than the other kind of rash you get from yeah he had the other time on the road Hit some sort of landing strip. Anyway. What was his name? Too bad there was a dick there.
Chapter 3: What updates do the hosts share about their hunting gear?
Oh, speaking of Mike hitting things today. I thought we were talking about dicks. In a roundabout way, he hit the... Our hunting podcast is off to a great start. In a roundabout way, he didn't hit a dick, but he did hit the refuse of a dick. So I saw Mike this morning because I was dropping off a couple things with him and picking up my cot from him finally.
And so as he's walking out to his car, I noticed some asshole left their chicken cup in the middle of the parking lot with like a milk, like fucking melted milkshake and probably piss in it. So he skirts around it. We get the stuff done at his Prado. I'm walking away from him back to my truck. I turn around and tell him, like, oh, whatever.
And then he wanders right into the cup full of melted milkshake and hobo piss. Milkshake and homo piss. because it'll break his office too anyway so now that was great just watched him just kick that over and then stand there looking at it as it slowly seeps closer and closer to his shoes because that is my life i just do shit like this all the time
It's like whenever you're out in the woods and you just got to pop a squat and you didn't get the hill right and so it starts rolling back towards you and you're like, now, now, now, now, now. Or the wind changes direction on you. There's a saying about that, I'm sure. Yeah. I see, said the blind man peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
Oh, did you guys know that a cop hit Mike in the rear? Oh, that's right. I did get hit by a cop in the rear. Yeah, you did. I can't wait to get on the road again. I forgot that I had not been on since that happened.
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Chapter 4: How do current events impact hunting regulations?
Yes, so I was on my way to... You were just in the corner watching. Thanks for saving the chair for me. I appreciate not having to stand. Anyway, fucking weirdos. Yeah, I was on my way to work Friday morning like a week and a half ago. And... Like, not even a mile from my house. The car's not even warmed up yet. I stop at a light. The lady in front of me has stopped.
She's at the front of the line, and then there's this car behind me. I had decided that Friday was a great day to drive the Skyline. So... Light turns green. Lady in front of me doesn't move at all.
Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Animal Vision Simulator?
And I'm like, oh, all right, cool. Well, she'll start moving eventually. And I start slowly edging forward to take up the space, expecting her any minute to start accelerating. She never starts accelerating. In fact, I see her reverse lights come on and not on, but like flash as she pulls it out of park and puts it into drive. I'm like, oh, she's not going anywhere. So I have to stop.
So I, you know, I wasn't going, I was two miles an hour. So I break and I stop and then thunk. And I'm like, um, but did, did, did I just get hit? What just happened? Cause it was so low speed. I, it, it bonked me, but I wasn't sure I just got bonked. I was, I thought I imagined the whole thing.
And then the dude pulls up to the right and I look out and he's like, do you want to like pull off up here and get information? And I was like, Motherfucker did hit me. So I was like, yeah, let's pull into the car wash up or we exchange information like we go up there and as we're getting out of our cars, I look over at him. I was like, I see his gun and his mags and you reached for it.
I don't see his badge or anything.
Chapter 6: What funny mishaps does Mike share about his day?
No, I'm still here. I'm not an idiot. I didn't see your wallet really fast. Mike won one. He gets out of his car and he didn't grab it. He just won. I'm like, now you get to go tell all your buddies you hit a skyline. And he's like, you get to tell all your buddies you got hit by a cop. And I was like, dude. I thought it was a marked patrol car. No, he was Denver parole driving a fleet issue.
Oh, okay. Oh, I think I heard that come over the radio. No shit. Matter of fact, I did. You heard it come over the radio? Aren't you like 200 miles away? Yeah, but it's all the same region. Awesome. Yeah, I heard that come over the radio.
Chapter 7: What challenges are discussed regarding vehicle maintenance?
Why would it go over the... Because it's all out of Pueblo Dispatch. I mean, he called CSPD, but we did the report online. Is that what you would have heard? Them calling it out and then saying, hey, never mind, or what? Well, what road did you get hit on? Constitution. Constitution. Constitution and Tut. Okay. Maybe that wasn't you. I know one of them got in a wreck up there.
No, they didn't say vehicle. Anyway. Yeah, he rear-ended some ricer like half a mile an hour. silver chevy impala like an o2 model which sounds like i hate you i got hit in a similar circumstance at a fucking taco bell drive-thru one time it's just like did i get That fucker just hit me? I'm looking behind me. It's such low speed, you're not even sure high.
Well, it doesn't help that he... It was high and right at the same time. I was driving a frickin' three-quarter ton van, and he hit me in a little minivan. So it's like, did I just feel that, or am I imagining shit? Sure enough, I look behind me, and I see him backing up. It's like, oh, fuck, he did hit me. And then he gets out to be like... I look at his van like, don't worry about it, man.
I guarantee you didn't do anything to me. See, there was a time when bumpers were actually bumpers, and you could bump people. Like, that was the point. They were there to bump things, you know? Now they're just breakers.
Chapter 8: What hunting stories do the hosts share from their past?
He did bump me. My bumper is pushed in just a tiny, tiny bit. The point I can tell. Mike got his bumper pushed in. Shut up. Shut up. Show title, Mike. Mike's bumper subtitle pushed in.
um the bumper scratched up like my scuffed up and the reverse lights are broken but other than that it's fine oh boy why do i walk myself into these things i don't know but you do it so reliably so i'm back on the road i was talking about my my truck and jeep last uh
last week i got my truck i think i got it mostly fixed there's one solenoid that needs to be swapped swapped out still that's throwing a code but i bought a code reader too and i i was i fixed that misfire i think it was the uh the ignition coil so i got that swapped out and oh god yeah do you want to hear about running do you want to hear about my misfires
Also, I already told you about the Jeep. Got the Jeep running good. Yep. That was my whole update. I paid the stupid tax. The stupid tax for fucking 20 years ago. My dad fucking hammered in my head that apparently not hard enough that he changed fucking spark plugs. He changed fucking wires too. Because I finally on the truck sitting there code fucking scanner. Can't find the issue.
Can't find the issue. It's not a vacuum leak. Well, it does have a vacuum leak, but the vacuum leak's not fucking causing it. So long story short, fuel pressure's fucking checking out. It's like, I give up. I have to get this thing fixed and back on the road because it's a work truck. So I need to know what the fuck's wrong with it.
So I took it to a different mechanic, who I should have taken it to in the first fucking place. Because an hour and a half later... They call me to say that the entire issue is likely being caused because so on the steering column of my Chevy 2500, there's a fucking bolt and like a teeny tiny little bracket that on the OEM spark plug cable, spark plug cable, spark wire, spark plug wire.
I can't fucking speak English tonight. We get it. You get it, Bob. on the strangler over 216 or so thousand miles had just been slowly catching on the wire over and over and over again. And it wore the sheathing off of that spark plug wire to, so that it was arcing from the wire into the steering column.
And that was causing five, three in one is the main misfires were in cylinder five, but it was also causing three in one to go off too. You'd think that, you know, the electrical shock through the steering wheel would have tipped you off. I mean, I kind of like the tingle. Every time I turn, my radio goes up for some reason, and it starts misfiring. Nope, nope, didn't do that shit.
Radio goes up, misfires, my teeth get tinged, my tongue tastes like copper. I don't understand this. I mean, I have actually had that experience before, but not in a vehicle. I think that explains his beef problems right now. My beef problems? That's because I'm getting sick, so my throat's getting fucked up.
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