Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast
Episodes
Season Two Holiday Special: The Gift
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special holiday episode of Flail to the Face, we learn the true meaning of the holiday season. Is it family? Is it presents? Is it sensel...
Season Two, Episode Three - Drink Me
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, our inmates aren't feeling like themselves... Dalton is struggling with anger management issues, Collette is on a strict diet, and Do...
Season Two, Episode Two - Yes, Mommy
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, our inmates have found themselves smack dab in the middle of some bullshit... Cannibalistic Accountants? Sure... A room full of ruste...
Season Two, Episode One - Welcome to HōL
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Season Two of Flail to the Face! We got some new cast members, new(ish) Gm and a "HōL" new adventure! That joke will never get old... Enjo...
Episode 41: Post Flail Clarity: A Season One Retrospective
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the cast sits down and talk about season one, answers some questions and teases season 2! Enjoy!Podcasts discussed:The Rolled Standar...
Flail to the Face Season Two Teaser: A HōL New Adventure!
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just wanted to drop a little morsel of what to expect in Season Two. And Un-Hōl-y Hells, it's gonna be a HōL lot of fun!Stay tuned, Scvm!
Episode 40: Holiday Special: Good Soup Pt.2 (with guest GM Tom Gambino)
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With their bellies full and a good night's rest behind them, our Hopeless Scvm set out to find this fabled soup. But that's not all they find....
Episode 39: Holiday Special: Good Soup ( with guest GM Tom Gambino)
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a series of unfortunate events, our band of Hopeless Scvm (and their canine companions) leave the village of Hearth with no real direction. Even...
Episode 38: Season 1 Finale: The End Of All
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the time has come... The Seventh Bell has struck... The final Misery has come to pass... How will our Hopeless Scvm deal with The End Of All... ...
Episode 37: Ichorthorn Pt. 3: Boar'd to Death
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm continue to travel through Sarkash in search of the abducted children of Ichorthorn, but not without incident... after incident... a...
Episode 36: Ichorthorn Pt. 2: Come for S'more
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With the burden of recovering the abducted children of Ichorthorn, our Hopeless Scvm find themselves traversing through the forest of Sarkash, trying ...
Episode 35: Ichorthorn Pt. 1: Nugless at the Knuckle
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now that Qillnach, Phil, and Siphylaus have made it to Ichorthorn, it's time for them to settle in. But not before stirring up trouble, in the Arch-Ro...
Episode 34: Bring Out Your Dead
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Tommy and Qillnach being the lone survivors of The Dusk Funnel, they have some choices to make. Thankfully, The Arch-Rogue has already got plans ...
Episode 33: Dusk Funnel Finale: Rise of the Worm (Ain't that some Sh*t)
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When we last left our Hopeless Scvm, they were making their way out of the Dusk Funnel and into yet more danger. Will any of them make it out alive? F...
Episode 32: The Dusk Funnel Pt. 5: It's Raining Scvm
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we go back to where we left our original group of Hopeless Scvm, nothing really has changed... Sasha is still standoff-ish, Svind is still bumpin&#...
Episode 31: Black Antlers Finale: Monolith (with Daniel Harilla Carlsen)
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With the end most certainly near, our remaining Wretched Scvm make a last-ditch effort to right the wrongs of those before them. But will it work in t...
Episode 30: Black Antlers Part 5: Horny in the Woods (with Daniel Harilla Carlsen)
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After their battle with the inhabitants of the woods, our wretched Scvm finally make their way to the ominous monolith. But, of course, the direct pat...
Episode 29: Black Antlers Part 4: Drink to the Dead (with Daniel Harila Carlsen)
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With the weather taking it's toll on our wretched Scvm, they make their way to the treeline... But are they alone? Find out when Grubbs confronts his ...
Episode 28: Black Antlers Part 3: Pyro & Jotna's Wild Ride (with Daniel Harila Carlsen)
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As our Scvm make their way through blizzard to try and figure out what happened to the meat supply, they find themselves...distracted...with Pyro and ...
Episode 27: Black Antlers Part 2: Another Paul Bites the Dust (with Daniel Harila Carlsen)
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our alternate group of hopeless scvm find themselves in the Witch's shack, hoping to get out of the elements and possibly some information. Will eithe...
Episode 26: Black Antlers Part 1: Frost and Groaning in Tuonela (with Daniel Harila Carlsen)
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Meanwhile, in the distant north, a ragtag group of survivors take it upon themselves, with the promise of silver, to find out the cause of the salted ...
Episode 25: The Dusk Funnel Part 4: Off the Deep End Part 2
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our hopeless scvm find themselves in the face of their biggest obstacle to date. But who, or what, is it? Find out this week as Sasha and Svind can't ...
Episode 24: The Dusk Funnel Part 4: Off the Deep End Part 1
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our hopeless Scvm find themselves in hot pursuit of a powdah-fueled party member, as they go deeper into the Dusk Funnel. Can it get any worse? Find o...
Episode 23: The Dusk Funnel Part 3: Buzzkill
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm find the source of the Powdah. But, do they realize it? Find out this week as Sasha throws a fit, Rusig overdoes it, Qillnach wakes ...
Episode 22: The Dusk Funnel Part 2: Powdah Rangahs
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm continue their descent into the Dusk Funnel in search of the Powdah. Sasha throws a fit, Rusig overdoes it, Tommy tries to hold it t...
Episode 21: The Dusk Funnel Part 1: Kill the Messenger
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Upon learning the contents of the message they carry, the Hopeless Scvm go spelunking… for the Powdah! Sasha makes some new friends, Rusig drops in,...
Episode 20: Myrvr Myrvr
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm reconfigure and leave Schleswig for Galgenbeck, but they must make another stop first. If they can make it, that is, without “unin...
Episode 19: Chvrch ov the Worm Finale: Tvrdwad's Curtain Call
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm end things with the shit cult, and Toddward becomes something… else in this conclusion to Chvrch ov the Worm. Sasha explodes, Wemu...
Episode 18: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 4: The Avatvrd
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm come face-to-face with the shit-cult leader and its rejecting servants, deep under the cesspits of Schleswig. Sasha says his name, W...
Episode 17: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 3: Religious Crap
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm enter the Cesstine Chapel, but what they find is just a bunch of religious crap. Levi doesn’t have a name, Wemut is still “alive...
Episode 16: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 2: Knee Deep
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With a shit-eating cultist in their clutches, our Hopeless Scvm find where they need to go: the cesspits of Schleswig. Peewee harvests some… materia...
Episode 15: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 1: Thinning the Herd
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Finally arriving in Schleswig, the Hopeless Scvm run into a familiar face bearing bad news, but word of a disgusting new cult has them searching throu...
Episode 14: Antichristmas Special: Unholy Nativity (with Johan Nohr)
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A young, pregnant woman claiming to carry the “child of Nechrubel” and her elderly husband are escorted from Schleswig to Galgenbeck by a ragtag g...
Episode 13: To Schleswig! Part 3: For the Birds (with Rugose Kohn)
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm continue towards Schleswig, this time crossing Wastland, but they don’t do it alone. Lefty shish-kabobs a shit-crow, Wemut finally...
Episode 12: To Schleswig! Part 2: Ulterior Motives (with John Baltisberger)
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm continue their trek to Schleswig, through Bergen Crypt and (back) into the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead, but not without meeting...
Episode 11: To Schleswig! Part 1: Hungry Like the Wolf (with Walton Wood)
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After making their escape from Doomkirk, our Hopeless Scvm head towards Schleswig. But, first, they must make their way through Bergen Chrypt. Lefty s...
Episode 10: Doomkirk Finale: Exit Stage Left
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Upon finally discovering where the Necropriestess dwells, our Hopeless Scvm, along with their two new acquaintances, struggle to receive an audience w...
Episode 9: Doomkirk Part 5: Lay the Hammer Down
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm face off with the Pale One, deep within Doomkirk. Things go from bad to worse pretty quickly as Lefty unleashes his inner Mario, Wem...
Episode 8: Doomkirk Part 4: Gettin' Handsy
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our Hopeless Scvm, upon departing from the Wormlord’s company, meets a few new faces, gets handsy, and faces off with a Pale One, in their attempt t...
Episode 7: Doomkirk Part 3: Behind Closed Doors
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our hopeless Scvm wander deeper into Doomkirk, search behind some doors, and get “friendly” with some of the locals. Lefty slams some doors, Wemut...
Episode 6: Doomkirk Part 2: Lights Out
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confronted by a trio of Basilisk’s Undead Begotten, our recently-renamed recreants fight for their lives, but some may not live to tell the tale. Le...
Episode 5: Doomkirk Part 1: Skeleton Crew
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our recently-escaped Scvm wander through the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead and eventually into Bergen Chrypt where they meet a familiar stranger th...
Episode 4: Trapped Within Finale: Slippery When Wet
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our imprisoned Scvm make their way deeper into King Fathmu IX’s underground prison, but find more than they can “bear”. Fisk retaliates, Wemut c...
Episode 3: Trapped Within Part 3: Goblin Mode
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Leaving the corpse of Paul behind, our hopeless Scvm make their way deeper into King Fathmu IX’s subterranean prison, but not without meeting some n...
Episode 2: Trapped Within Part 2: Balls to the Wall
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After freeing themselves from their cells deep beneath King Fathmu IX’s prison, our collection of Scvm (along with THE Anuk Schleger) search for a w...
Episode 1: Trapped Within Part 1: Does This Look Infected?
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We dig into Trapped Within by our good friend, Philip Jensen, in this inaugural episode of Flail to the Face. Join Fisk, Wemut, Skutz, Paul, and Gener...