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I'm telling you, I fluff and fold it. I have my secrets. I have my ointments and my oils and my moisturizers. But when I am no longer on camera in life, maybe, you know, in Italy cruising around, I'm going full Letterman. This Dutch main goes downtown, trims down. This goes way out, covers all the sins. No more Adam's apple.
Even any chest and neck sins? It goes all the way down?
I still have a pretty good amount of chest hair. No, I don't. Not really. I'm Norwegian and Irish. I mean, come on.
This Letterman beard, does he still have it that long?
No, he trimmed about two inches off it. So it just covers his collarbone. I don't know. But I think he looks good in it because... You know, all the stuff around here, not you, because you're kind of eternally youthful. Your new nickname is Peter Pan Spade. Christ sakes. But I think Letterman looks good. It's just an advantage men have. Women have to get facelifts. Men can grow a beard.
So there, end of story, newsflash.
You know what was funny?
Make a clip out of that, Patrick.
He goes, not enough. But I remember when the weekend for like a year, He had like a bandaid on his face or something. And then... He had like a fat suit on. Was that something else too?
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