Football Cliches
Episodes
The threshold for being "rudderless" & Tour de France riders as footballers
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. On the agenda: The knowledgeable Wimbledon crowd being t...
Pre-season trophies, Iran in the Championship... and what happened to shin splints?
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: England meeting the Euro 2025 "lift-off" criter...
Overage youth team mentors & the quickest repaying of a transfer fee ever
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. On the agenda: Commentators vs Fancy Kit Fonts, Joao Ped...
Giving 40,000%, Test Match Andy Townsend & "Can you explore a swoop?”
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Dave's karaoke with an EFL goal machine's wife,...
Wimbledon tennis players as footballers & the floodgates threshold
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. On the agenda: The return of an allegedly iconic footbal...
Stopping Celeste's flame, pre-season lingo & Jhon Duran's reverse-gear career
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Celeste refusing to play the Super Sunday theme...
5-a-side injury updates & watching TV football from an acute angle: The listeners' loves & hates
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate th...
”The most involved-goals man", Swiss Army knives & watching the Roy Keane film trailer
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: which player could most plausibly play for all ...
The Pure Bundesliga XI
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Bundesliga commentator Kevin Hatchard to compile the quintessential lineup of players fr...
Count Infantula's Club World Cup, referee kit launches & goal sandwiches
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: some early Club World Cup observations (includi...
Heavy England shirts, absolute clinics & Club World Cup curiosity levels
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
& David Walker. On the agenda: the half-hearted fallout from England 1-3 Senegal, Scotland's George Hirst mixes up his metaphorical goalscoring relief...
Dixon is the new Lawro, Ange's logical next move & "where the dust mites dwell”
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the Clichés army react to Dave's big news, Tho...
Vivaldo, the "end to end" threshold & the authenticity of Lionel Messi's pub crisps
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare & Nick Miller. On the agenda: the bonus Tom Cruise punditry we all wante...
Tom Cruise on short corners, VAR at Tesco and introducing... Dreamland
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: US advertising getting the Champions League exq...
Proper clubs & "woke pressing" with the Screen Rot Podcast
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The pod welcomes Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell - aka The Screen Rot Podcast - for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as they choose their six ...
The 100-minute fetish club, Love Actually in Naples, and the ultimate "released on DVD" game
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: the art of the double guard of honour, a baffling soun...
Marmoush's hat-trick of Etihad gasps, Messi in Mobland & what makes a "shrewd" signing
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. On the agenda: Will Still’s inevitable English footbal...
The Dean Henderson Final, Scottish police enganches & the hitman criteria
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the weekend's hat-trick of feelgood football st...
The Football Cliches Quiz XIX: Not The Top 20
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Football Clichés Quiz returns to take on EFL specialists Ali Maxwell, George Elek (and ringer ex-pro David Prutton) from the Not The Top 20 podca...
The League of Farmers, metaphorical mountains & UFO-spotting Premier League managers
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the secret behind Watford's managerial recruitm...
Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with Rudi Voller
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. On the agenda: a cultural review of Inter 4-3 Barcelona ...
Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified PE teachers”
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker as they clock up 1,001 combined pod appearances. On the agenda:...
Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listeners' loves & hates
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate th...
Accidental FIFA commentary, Newcastle's Fibonacci fate & Premier League cliche analytics
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Wembley's drum-beat woodwork, the most "mid-200...
Pope John Gregory, Premier League clubs as supermarkets & route-one crowd noise
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: managers accidentally inviting Dave to their b...
Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Mark Clattenburg's Generation Alpha breakthroug...
The Premier League Unfinished Business XI
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller to pick a lineup of players destined to be subject to the gravitational pull...
Prince William's punditry, TNT's "hipster gunk" and a gift from the Keys & Gray gods
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Prince William's absurdly highly-acclaimed "pun...
Ribblesdale Rovers vs The Rules, Chris Sutton vs football jargon & the exact definition of a "hoick”
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: A scandalous Sunday League saga, obscure staff...
The ultimate managerial indignity & everything ITV crime dramas get wrong about football
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Kevin De Bruyne greatness fatigue, the concept of "pul...
Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's Gunn
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The pod welcomes the content-creating genius that is Bryan's Gunn - aka Will Powell - for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his...
Free-transfer pundits, Daniel Mann's woodwork nuance & ex-Spurs defenders vs. the Jonas Brothers
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: football pundits available on a free transfer, ...
”Snuffing out the danger", pre-match strolling & drinking the opposition's water: The listeners' loves & hates
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate th...
90/10 tackles, Danish player ratings & how to board a train like a 30-goal striker
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the ongoing inability of the USA to put togethe...
Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name on Pointle...
The Carabao springboard, more musical commentary & the most Richard Keys-sounding tweet of all time
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the League Cup's modern status as a "springboar...
Knowing your way around the Champions League, German woodwork & England's future one-cap wonders
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the near-universal enjoyment of Liverpo...
The whole 11.2 yards, DNA-level Lampardian Transitions - and Keys & Gray become one
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a very appropriate Glastonbury slot for one foo...
The Pure Discourse XI
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker to pick a lineup of players who have provoked the most endless wider debate about their o...
How to time a red card, penalty run-ups & commentator Robyn Cowen voice-controls a stadium
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: some entry-level superlatives for Lionel Messi,...
The Football Cliches Quiz XVIII: It Was What It Was
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Football Clichés Quiz returns, with the pod aiming to end their dismal run of trivia form against Jonathan Wilson's football history podcast It W...
Champions-elect, relegated Rishi Sunak & Premier League managers with Athletic subscriptions
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: whether Liverpool can now be described as "cham...
How to celebrate an own goal & ball-boy etiquette: The listeners' loves & hates
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their nic...
Chuckling stadiums, Things-in-Chief and, finally, some actual whispering of it quietly
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the rare sound of a football crowd chuckling in...
Crosses from the 1990s, baseball scores & the death of the managerial "war cry”
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Champions League broadcasting quirks, A...
Nursery rhymes with Fletch, Clark Kent goalkeeping & under-12s away-day cauldrons
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: accidental nursery rhymes in Champions League c...
The Football Cliches Quiz XVII: The Commentators
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Football Clichés Quiz returns for another clash of niche football trivia, as the pod take on Match of the Day commentators James Fielden, Mark Sc...
The "17th chess piece", the death of the onion bag & coded messages to the board
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Fabian Hurzeler upgrades the traditional footba...
Referees vs The Limelight, passages of terror & Matt 1 Hernia 0
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: yet another new rival for the "corridor...
"Football, bloody football", UK garage Postecoglou & the exact weight of a Premier League point
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Walker's Ribblesdale Rovers side have a relegation bat...
Cometh the quinquennium, cometh the pod
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Football Cliches podcast's fifth anniversary. The agenda includes: a Serie A comme...
Has the Premier League hit peak “What a job [Manager X] is doing up/down there?”
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: more sub-standard depictions of fo...
Portrait-aspect football & England managers in the stands: The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Chloe Petts)
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker are joined by returning special guest Chloe Petts to entertain this month's listener entries for Mesu...
WW2 with Ray Parlour, Tamworth's global appeal & the 1863 Ballon d'Or winner
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: a cultural review of the FA Cup th...
Trip-hop Liam Delap, the terminal velocity of a lob & the goal gifting crisis
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Nick Miller and, for his 250th Cliches appearance, David Walker. On the agenda: Newcastle h...
The first embers of a game, heavy-metal Jonathan Pearce & the Andy Gray of lacrosse
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the first Adjudication Panel of 2025. On the agenda: Richard Keys and Dwight Yorke dis...
”Listen, fair play": The Best of Football Clichés in 2024
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ally McCoist on the animal kingdom, footballers' names in 1980s detective series, commentators answering their own rhetorical questions, the “bit of...
The Football Cliches Quiz XVI: Career We Go - The Rematch
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Football Clichés Quiz returns - and it's a niche footballing trivia rematch with the quiz specialists from the Career We Go podcast. The questio...
Cliches do Mesut Haaland Dicks: Adam, Charlie & Dave’s footballing loves & hates
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a special edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, the Clichés team select some of their ultimate footballing fascinations and irritations. Among Adam, Ch...
The blip-to-crisis benchmark, Comedy Central defending & Australian red card music
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a new term for slapstick defending, a historic ...
Commentators sampled in experimental French pop & the ultimate generic multi-club ownership group
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Mick McCarthy on Steve Coogan playing h...
Unexpected Sutton, diags on MOTD & the “good time to play them” threshold
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Cole Palmer's perfect Panenka, the latest breac...
The best 9.3% of the FA Cup draw, the "stand named after you" threshold & Richard Keys on cars
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: some baffling new transferspeak, some g...
An educated left head, the first goal ever uploaded to YouTube & the "big-money signing" formula
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the mainstream media jump on the Pep Sacking Th...
Sunday League set-piece routines, the "olé" threshold & mistimed minute's applauses: The listeners' loves & hates
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate th...
5.54 seconds of away-goal confusion, footballers in US T-junctions and the official Keys & Gray app
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: A new world record for away fans slowly realisi...
The Bosman legacy, optimum camera angles & double saves, with Luke Moore
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The pod welcomes Football Ramble podcast supremo Luke Moore for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his six personal fascinations...
59 consecutive hat-tricks, yo-yo countries and the first-ever usage of "tippy-tappy football”
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: England's League B promotion glory, a listener ...
Deodorant ads, Don(ald) Goodman & "The Deeney Guy": Cliches meets Sky Sports commentator Bill Leslie
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The pod welcomes commentator Bill Leslie for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his six personal fascinations and irritations of...
xG meets crime dramas & the Sunday League to Premier League hat-trick pathway
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the first-ever mention of xG in a mainstream TV...
The Vitality Stadium swing state, Noel Gallagher's co-comms & the "big five" of cheese
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: the BBC explains the US el...
”Still 0-0, lads!", a man named Hattrick & the mid-2010s throw-in scandal
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: a dubious use of the Sunday League staple of "Still 0-...
Curses vs Hoodoos, journeyman film directors & Keysey's philosophers
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a classic footballers' namesake mix-up,...
Jack Reacher's Villa 5-a-side team, two Andy Townsends & the most darts-looking PL manager
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the post-Ten Hag news cycle begins in earnest, ...
Styling out fake injuries & "How long ref?!": The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Doc Brown)
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker are joined by returning special guest Doc Brown to entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut ...
Salah's Sunday 4.30pm supremacy, Fred Again's biscuits & going down like a game of Jenga
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a player going down "like a game of Jenga", a r...
The definitive game for every football scoreline
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker are joined by Michael Cox to decide the most famous match from football history to go with (almost) e...
Armchair admirals, Roberto Carlos darts & "Doing a [Club X]”
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller. On the agenda: the most cliche-aware player in the Premier Leag...
Cliches vs The Football Ramble - The Football Cliches Quiz XV
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Football Clichés Quiz returns with a visit from a two-man team from the venerable Football Ramble podcast for a battle of niche football trivia. ...
Liverpool's radar status, lusty bangers & Richard Keys’ 12,476-game TV marathon
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: whether a goalkeeper can qualify for the "who e...
First names on shirts, Footy Scran technicalities & the FPL universe, with Ellis Platten
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The pod welcomes AwayDays Youtube supremo Ellis Platten for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his six personal fascinations and...
An incredible football birthday card, Dutch league-table madness & Mick McCarthy in the jungle
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a baffling Premier League incident depicted on ...
Football's shortest spell, the "in charge" threshold & the first half/second half vibe experiment
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the shortest “spell” ever documente...
Beating the commentators to the punch and the ideal conditions for "nothing doing": The Listeners' fascinations and irritations
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, David Walker, and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their ni...
Footballing military ranks, Carabao chaos & a phrase only Sean Dyche would use
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: amateur league fortresses, Kylian Mbapp...
Jamie Carragher's match-ball voice, promotion fodder & three-sided fortresses
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a story of Sunday League admin woe, Jamie Carra...
Carsley culture, scorelines you'd take before the game & the most left-footed Premier League club
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: predicting the cultural impact of Lee Carsley’...
”Welcome to League C", pointless penalty shootouts & the connoisseur's referee whistle
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and, on loan from the Career We Go podcast, Bobby Faghihi. On the agenda: the Nations ...
Silky Toblerones, Serbian football small talk & telepathic right-backs
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Jack Lang on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: the official Football Cliches Sporcle quiz, a beau...
Cometh the minute, poetic Andy Townsend and Keysey's quote-tweet masterpiece
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Jack Lang on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Charlie Eccleshare's Talksport tennis cameo, Peter...
The Adjudication Panel: The minutes left vs blood pressure ratio
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Michael Dawson's entry into the "so-calle...
The Adjudication Panel: Sparking a stroll, rickets vs howlers, and the Champions League anthem revamp
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: a welcome variation on a 'bit of both' fr...
Players spotting themselves on the big screen & ironic referee cheering: The listeners' loves & hates
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate th...
The Adjudication Panel: Big nutmegs, premature pacesetters & footballing disciples
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: The strangest way yet of expressing how y...
The Adjudication Panel: Transfer limbo, Romania '94 small talk & Merson does Strictly
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Diego Forlan as the most "tennis" footbal...
The Adjudication Panel: Sleeping horses and Harry Kane's complex classy touch
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Nick Miller on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: new heights for the concept of "peak Watford", o...
The "Summer 2024 Transfers That Just Feel So Right" XI
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Nick Miller on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Nick's unexpectedly gruelling journey to witness...
The Adjudication Panel: Carbon-copy commentary & where clubs store their pre-season minutes
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: some gloriously harmonious Olympic footba...
The Adjudication Panel: Footballers with Olympicy names & Unexpected Kevin Keegan
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: the moral implications of winning Most Im...
The Adjudication Panel: Steve Coogan is playing Mick McCarthy in a film, what else is there to talk about?
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: whether you can "build a team around" a l...