For All You Kids Out There
Episodes
Episode 49: "First Week/Last Week...Carefree"
10 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 49 of For All You Kids Out There, the Mets are under .500 (at the time of recording), is it time to panic yet? We go over the first week st...
Episode 48: "Sure I am, I've got a really clean car"
04 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 48 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett banter about Opening Day, Jeffrey's twitter mentions, and Wilmer Flores' baserunning ...
Episode 47: "Cocktails, Dad jeans, Leicester City"
25 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 47 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey has made a hash of what was supposed to be the actual agenda, Jarrett wants to talk about soccer ...
Episode 46: "The plural of mediocrity"
19 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 46 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett don't have much to talk about. Jeffrey even says as much a minute into the show. Thre...
Episode 45: "The labors of Confortocles"
12 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 45 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett go in with no agenda and already running behind schedule because the angry Oriole bir...
Episode 44: "Luis Guillorme bat catch dot gif"
05 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 44 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett achieve peak #brand. Luis Guillorme had a heckuva week, There is more Jay Bruce talk....
Episode 43: "We are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head"
27 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 43 of For All You Kids Out There, we have some Spring Training news to round up, so round it up we shall. Amed Rosario is getting some earl...
Episode 42: "We are the angry mob, we read the papers everyday"
19 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 42 of For All You Kids Out There you will not find the meaning of existence, unless it is to listen to a podcast that is an hour too long a...
Episode 41: "The cause of (and solution to) all of life's problems"
12 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There is Mets news this week, and Jeffrey doesn't want to downplay it of course, but there will be time for that later. The important thing is the Bas...
Episode 40: "Step right up and greet the exact same Mets"
05 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 40 of For All You Kids Out There, there are actual Mets signings to discuss. Of course it's players from the 2016 Mets, because apparently ...
Episode 39: "Were you saying 'boo' or 'boo-ruce?'"
01 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 39 of For All You Kids Out There got pushed back to prospect lists, TV appearances, and the pro wrestling, but don't worry it isn't like the ...
Episode 38: "There are doubtless subtle surprises ahead"
22 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey and Jarrett talk about another tragedy in the Dominican Republic, 2016 Mets free agents on the move elsewhere, Luis Castillo on the move agai...
Episode 37: "Don't leave me hanging on the telephone"
16 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 37 of For All You Kids Out There, we have actual Mets news to discuss, dodgy rural internet connections be damned. There's Arbitration Aven...
Episode 36: "So this is the New Year, and I don't feel any different"
08 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We here at For All You Kids recognize that this is nominally a Mets podcast, so we should try and find as much Mets content as possible to fill your h...
Episode 35: "There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year"
31 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 35 of For All You Kids Out There, Jarrett and Jeffrey have nothing to talk about, so we decide to turn the agenda over to their Facebook gr...
For All You Kids Out There's Fairytale of New York
22 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's a For All You Kids Holiday Special!Jeffrey tells the same Miguel Sano stories and thinks too much about Yusmeiro Petit.Jarrett steals all of Jef...
Episode 34: "Frank Sinatra has a cold"
20 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 34 of For All You Kids Out There, a gravelly-voiced and coughing pair of co-hosts meander through the meager Mets news of the week. In the ...
Episode 33: "I have a bone to pick with Canadian bartenders"
11 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 33 (which apparently isn't actually Episode 33 but we will soldier on) of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett recap the Winter ...
Episode 32: "Bad luck comes in from Tampa on the back of a truck"
06 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 32 of For All You Kids Out There, we have a lot to cover as the Winter Meetings kickoff in D.C. In the first half of the show we further ex...
For All Yo Kids Out There
30 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You know the name, here's the podcast.We also talk about Jay Bruce and the CBA negotiations. Hopefully that will tide you over to this weekend.
Episode 30: "Where you lead, I will follow"
28 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 30 of For All You Kids Out There, it is another slow news week in Metsland, so Jeffrey and Jarrett spend most of the first half of the show...
Episode 29: "Butch Goldstein and The Balsamic Kid"
22 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 29 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the paucity of Mets news for the week. The Rule 5 adds quickly get sidedraine...
Episode 28: "All other forms of boredom advertised as poetry"
13 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's Episode 28 of For All You Kids Out There. It's been a weird week, folks. We've lost Leonard Cohen and Bartolo Colon, two of the muses of the pod....
Episode 27: "I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice"
07 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 27 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are taking the end of baseball season (and the end of Daylight Savings Time) particul...
Episode 26: "HARDWARE" or "I get all my jeans at COSTCO"
29 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 26 of For All You Kids Out There, there is actually some Mets news to talk about this week, but it is a case of "be careful what you wish f...
Episode 25: "Francisco Lindor...is probably not available"
23 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 25 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett survey the last week of Mets baseball news and find...well nothing, really. So how is...
Episode 24: "I am a patient boy / I wait I wait I wait I wait"
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 24 of For All You Kids Out There, we have a lot of time to kill until there will be any actual Mets new of import to talk about. And it is ...
Episode 23: "The hollow jingle of a jester's cap and bells"
09 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 23 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett put a bow on the 2016 Mets season by going through the team's entire roster, finding ...
NL Wild Card: "F*** it Dude, let's go bowling"
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
"On the day that i become so forgetful that all of this melts away, I will burn all the calanders that counted the years down to such a worthless day...
Episode 22: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?"
02 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Mets are in the playoffs, sort of. So this is a playoff preview, sort of. In the first half of the show we are joined by David Roth to reflect on ...
Episode 21: "The intervals are the tough things"
26 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't really feel like doing a podcast honestly, but there is always baseball to talk about, and that is why it is the best, even when it is also ...
Epiosde 20: "Hang on to your dreams until there's nothing left of them"
18 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 20 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett aren't quite ready to be discussing playoff rosters yet, but are very ready to discus...
Wally/Raffy/Gabby/Terry Special
12 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Roughly around when Montero was left in to give up a bomb to Mat Latos (who has a cat named Cat Latos), Jarrett gchatted Jeffrey to demand a podcast. ...
Episode 19: "Florida Man signs with baseball team"
10 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 19 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are joined by noted Florida woman, Kate Feldman, as they discuss the NL Cy Young race...
Episode 18: Things to do in Changwon when you're Eric Thames
05 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Mets are still in a playoff race as we record our 18th episode. We are as shocked as you are. In the first half of the show, we zoom out and look ...
Episode 17: "Make it last, make it last, least until the supper bell rings"
28 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 17 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey is mourning the lack of a This Week in Gabriel Ynoa, Jarrett is recovering from a four-hour indy ...
Episode 16: A monologue of reason about madness
21 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We return with regular programming, which means a two-plus-hour podcast with too much pro wrestling talk. In the first half of the show we chat about ...
Episode 15: "Bottoms up and this time, won't you let me be?"
17 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
So somtimes you start out to record the second half of the show with some friends and it spirals out of control into a whole show because it is one in...
Episode 14: "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold"
09 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 14 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett dissect the tire fire that is the NL East Second Wild Card race. The Mets are still i...
Deadline Extra
01 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In hindsight, we definitely should have recorded after the deadline. Nevertheless, enjoy this round up of the wheelin' and dealin' from Monday. Jarret...
Episode 13: July, July, July, it never seemed so strange
31 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's the For All You Kids Out There trade deadline spectacular. In an ideal world we would have recorded this after the actual trade deadline, but Je...
Episode 12: "Meet you at the statue in an hour"
25 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of those weekends where it is too damn hot to turn off our air conditioners while we record, but we did make sure to re-record the guest segm...
Episode 11: "This podcast left intentionally blank"
16 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's all-star week here on For All You Kids Out There (and we imagine elsewhere in the baseball world as well), so you'd think there wouldn't be much ...
Episode 10: "Valar Thorghulis"
10 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 10 Jeffrey issues a mea culpa to the Pirates before Jarrett and he dive into one last baseball-related This Week in Matt Harvey for 2016. T...
Episode 9: "Big Spur, Little Spur"
04 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 9 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett tackle the most prominent issue in Metsland: that ridiculous Cespedes third tank home ...
Episode 8: "This is fine dot jpeg"
26 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It feels like it has been weeks since our last episode, so there is a lot of ground to cover in Episode 8. We start with a discussion of new Met, Jose...
Episode 7: "And we're waiting here in Allentown"
19 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Saturday is usually the day Jeffrey and Jarrett make their notes for the show. Instead, they recorded in a hotel room in Bethlehem, PA between games i...
Episode 6: "New draft, who dis?"
13 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jeffrey and Jarrett talk the Mets floundering offense, curious closer, recent draft with Alex Nelson of Amazin' Avenue, and then Jarrett talks about J...
Episode 5: "We are just, we are just, we are just teens of style"
06 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 5 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett debate the Mets infield alignment, check in on This Week in Matt Harvey, talk Mets p...
Episode 4: "Too Many Kates (Too Many Kates)"
30 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 4 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett had their agenda thrown into disarray with the Mets acquisition of James Loney. So we ...
Episode 3: "The Court of Owls"
22 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 3 of For All You Kids Out There, the BP Mets podcast, Jeffrey and Jarrett have a reasonable, sobering (but not sober) discussion about what...
Episode 2: "Half-way Between Misery and the Sun"
18 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Normally 33% shorter wouldn't be a selling point, but when your first episode was three hours, it might be? In Episode 2, Jarrett and Jeffrey discuss ...
Episode 1: "What Kind of Month Has It Been"
08 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of For All You Kids Out There, a baseball podcast from BP Mets. Hosts Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler talk about the fi...