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Who Would Be On Your Own, Personal Mt. Rushmore? [Part 1]

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A recent off-air conversation got us inspired to come up with our own, personal Mt. Rushmores based on people, figures, characters, cars, etc. that ha...

Who Would Be On Your Own, Personal Mt. Rushmore? [Part 2]

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A recent off-air conversation got us inspired to come up with our own, personal Mt. Rushmores based on people, figures, characters, cars, etc. that ha...

Monster Raccoon Does a Number on Massachusetts Woman

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A Massachusetts woman was viciously ambushed by a raccoon on her back deck while letting out her dogs. The critter bit her four times, scratching her ...

Rob's Girlfriend Meets His Silicone Dolls

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not everyone is completely ick-free when it comes to dating, but this goes beyond "icks" and is more like eight GIANT red flags! Rob was having his bi...

The Four Summer Vibes for Women

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you feeling like more of a "coastal cowgirl" or a "tomato girl" this summer? Apparently women are placing themselves into four different aesthetic...

Name That Tune - Songs About Cities [Part 1]

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Name That Tune - Songs About Cities [Part 2]

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Why Are You Already Screwed for the Week?

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It doesn't take much to completely derail your day, but what does it take to completely screw you up for the whole week? Today we got an update from J...

Would You Try Battery-Flavored Chips?

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you've ever tried touching your tongue to a battery, you know that feeling but also that oddly-specific taste. This chip company was able to recrea...

What's Tommy Been Getting Up To?

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As each of us are in varying degrees of relationships from happily single to budding relationships to marriage, it's fun to check in with each other. ...

Ransom Notes Part 2 - Asking Strangers for Drugs

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We finally brought back Ransom Notes after a bit of a hiatus and it was just as silly as we remember. Find out what weird word combinations we come up...

Ransom Notes Part 1 - Write A Speech You’d Regret Giving At Your Wedding

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We finally brought back Ransom Notes after a bit of a hiatus and it was just as silly as we remember. Find out what weird word combinations we come up...

Names Teachers Have Come to Not Like

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Naming a kid is hard but it's especially if you're a teacher. Most people just want to avoid naming their kid after someone they have negative memorie...

Homeowner Spooked by Crazy, Naked "Hippo" Man

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A drunk naked guy broke into an Oklahoma home, freaked out a 6-year-old, then belly-flopped into a pond like it was his personal bath. Cops did not th...

Jim Called to Ask Our Advice in a "Is This a Good Idea" Situation

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's "Can't Wait to Talk About [BLANK]" segment ended in Jim calling us to see if he should have all his coworkers over for a pool party later toda...

Bride Sings Herself Down the Aisle

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s not out of the ordinary to see someone singing at a wedding, but it’s pretty rare to see the bride herself singing…especially while she’s...

Maitlynn's Kohl's Game - The FDR Compromise, Rainbow Points & More

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A game that was born from Mait's bad gift giving, some Kohl's Cash and a dream, it's Maitlynn's Kohl's Game! Will there be actual answers here? Maybe....

What Do You Consume a Shocking Amount of? [Part 2]

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fat Joe may have dropped 250 pounds, but that hasn't stopped him from chugging 30 to 40 cans of Diet Pepsi a day like it's his part-time job. We wante...

What Do You Consume a Shocking Amount of? [Part 1]

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fat Joe may have dropped 250 pounds, but that hasn't stopped him from chugging 30 to 40 cans of Diet Pepsi a day like it's his part-time job. We ...

New Game, Who Dis?

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Google AI describes this new game we got, originally called "Crack List" as " a family-friendly, fast-paced card game where players use letter cards t...

Adult Amnesty - Things You Should Understand, but You Don't [Part 2]

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you don't want to admit that you don't know something that it seems every single other adult knows. From weed whackers, escrow, cling wrap a...

Adult Amnesty - Things You Should Understand, but You Don't [Part 1]

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you don't want to admit that you don't know something that it seems every single other adult knows. From weed whackers, escrow, cling wrap a...

IT'S MY LIST - Top Cover Songs [Part 3]

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This morning on the show, we played a round of It’s My List, where the topic of the lists was “best cover songs of all time.” CLICK HERE for a p...

IT'S MY LIST - Top Cover Songs [Part 2]

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This morning on the show, we played a round of It’s My List, where the topic of the lists was “best cover songs of all time.” CLICK HERE for a p...

IT'S MY LIST - Top Cover Songs [Part 1]

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This morning on the show, we played a round of It’s My List, where the topic of the lists was “best cover songs of all time.” CLICK HERE for a p...

What in Your House Would be Creepy if Seen Without Explanation?

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show we shared (an extremely shortened version of) a story that a realtor in Texas posted on TikTok about a creepy attic room in a house sh...

Spoiler Alert: There's No Stop Sign

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You may think that if “gaslighting” was a person it would be in the form of your toxic ex, but you would be wrong. It’s this guy. With beer and ...

Listener Rob Calls to Defend His Wife's Honor

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Last week, Steve made a very blanket statement in saying that there has never been a successful woman named Misty. Of course, we got feedback from Mis...

A Round of PIG Featuring the Most Common Lies

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's like that game you play with a basketball in your driveway, except the stakes are a lot higher. See how well we know the top lies people tell (or...

People Need Advice - Sex Stenches & Sounds

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, People Need Advice and we’re here to help! From telling your partner their sex parts stink to kids constantly yelling about a produ...

Friend of the Show, Wombat is Going Skydiving!

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maitlynn and Kelly inspired friend of the show Wombat to go skydiving! He called in this morning to tell us all about checking it off his bucket list....

A Close Call on the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Normally we don't save the audio from each day's round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem, but today's looked a little dicey! Mark made it through all 10 ...

Name That Tune - Heartbreak Edition [Part 2]

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Name That Tune - Heartbreak Edition [Part 1]

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Time for the Initials Game: LS

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beg...

We Made it to Northeast Pennsylvania!

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As we mark the end of the 2025 travel season, we have one last travel day, from an awesome new venue, Free Beer not being able to sit without spilling...

Free Beer's Bag Got Pulled by TSA for a Questionable Liquid

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On our way to Northeast Pennsylvania, Free Beer realized he had been traveling with a fun little treat in his bag for the entirety of travel season. I...

Paired With an Idiot - LIVE IN NEPA [Part 1]

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, ther...

Paired With an Idiot - LIVE IN NEPA [Part 2]

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, ther...

Thank You Dave & Jo Ann!

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friends of the show, Dave and Jo Ann have meant a lot to us over the years. Unfortunately, Jo Ann is no longer with us, but Dave made a donation to Id...

Jeopardy - Idioms and Phrases Edition

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we played a round of FBHW Jeopardy! It's really not all that different from the regular one except we're us, we're stupid and there's...

Should Kelly Visit an International Lover?

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly made some friends on her big European adventure earlier this month and is trying to decide if she should go visit one of them! For the whole pod...

A Messy West Virginia Love Triangle

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when three questionable West Virginians find themselves in a love triangle? Someone definitely ends up in jail. Today we also learned ...

Swear Words Americans Find Most Offensive

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

According to a massive study of online potty mouths, either a lot of Americans are lying or most of us are not fans of swearing. Not shocking to anyon...

Free Beer's Ice Cream Game - Childhood Memories & Dirty Diapers

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Free Beer's Ice Cream game is one with a nonsense name where even more nonsense ensues. The objective is simple, be the first to have a plausibly corr...

Surgeons Reveal Weird Facts About the Body [Part 2]

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Surgeons spend years studying the human body—but there are some things they don’t usually share. That changed when someone on Reddit asked, “Sur...

Surgeons Reveal Weird Facts About the Body [Part 1]

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Surgeons spend years studying the human body—but there are some things they don’t usually share. That changed when someone on Reddit asked, “Sur...

Alan From Scotland Needs Our Help!

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We recently got word that longtime listener and friend of the show, Alan from Scotland, has entered into a contest to become the "Unexpected Scottish ...

An Especially Funny Round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Normally we don't save the audio from each day's round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem, but today's was a bit unhinged. We started out asking today's c...

Skills That Are Supposedly Super Easy to Learn

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From Owen Wilson impressions to juggling (like Steve) to where perverts can get their balloons for balloon animals now that Party City has left them b...

Tommy's vs. Mike Francesa's 'Superman' Movie Reviews [Part 2]

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

While our very own Producer Tommy has seen the new “Superman” movie twice, had very different experiences each time, but loved it nevertheless, Mi...

Tommy's vs. Mike Francesa's 'Superman' Movie Reviews [Part 1]

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

While our very own Producer Tommy has seen the new “Superman” movie twice, had very different experiences each time, but loved it nevertheless, Mi...

Ohio Police Using Facial Recognition to Identify Women Twerking on Cop Car

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Police in Richmond Heights, Ohio thought they’d have their TWERK cut out for them when it came time to track down multiple women caught on camera tw...

Name That Tune - Another Food Edition [Part 1]

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Name That Tune - Another Food Edition [Part 2]

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Eyewitness Has Hilarious Account of Mountain Lion Spotted in Neighborhood

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Curtis Jones was just out for a late-night stroll in Rochester when he says he came face to face with what sounded like a large, disgruntled feline. “...

What Parents Wanted You to Be vs. What You Do Now

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every parent has dreams and goals for their children and every child has dreams that maybe don't always translate into adulthood. What did your parent...

A Funny Show Code Text

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We always love a good "show code" moment and we love it even more when it happens to other people. Today we got a text about an inappropriate meme som...

Time for the Initials Game: TT

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beg...

DECASMASH - Movie Songs Edition [Part 2]

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 song...

DECASMASH - Movie Songs Edition [Part 1]

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 song...

The First Question You Get When People Find Out What You Do [Part 1]

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are so many questions that are super common for people in various industries to get all the time. We had folks call in and tell us the question,...

The First Question You Get When People Find Out What You Do [Part 2]

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are so many questions that are super common for people in various industries to get all the time. We had folks call in and tell us the question,...

Baby Takes First Steps During Crawl Race

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Babies are super unpredictable and trying to get them to do anything can be quite the undertaking. That's why when they make competitions like crawlin...

NEPA Ronald McDonald Statue Stolen

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In Nesquehoning, PA, local thieves decided to snatch up a statue of one Ronald McDonald on his knees.These two McIdiots carried out the statue (in a v...

Kelly's New Favorite Internet Character

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly has recently discovered the account of an individual who has created a character and an ensemble cast that feels like it could be a modern-day&n...

What Was the Last Straw? [Part 1]

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You always hear about the proverbial "straw that broke the camel's back" but how has that applied in your relationships? What was the final reason som...

What Was the Last Straw? [Part 2]

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You always hear about the proverbial "straw that broke the camel's back" but how has that applied in your relationships? What was the final reason som...

Do You Name Your Cars?

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are two types of people, those who come up with cute names for their cars and those that don't. The show is pretty divided on it and it's exactl...

First-Shift Nerd Talk

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Having such a wide range of ages and personalities on this show never gets boring...even when you walk in to some real nerding out first thing in the ...

World's Largest Time Capsule Finally Dug Up

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In 1975, folks buried a car, pet rocks, and polyester in a giant time capsule. In 2025, they dug it up—surprise! The '70s survived, and so did his w...

Kelly Can Make Friends Anywhere!

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly spend her vacation on a real European adventure, going from Dublin to Scotland to London! In true Kelly fashion, she made friends wherever she w...

Recapping Our Time on Vacation! [Part 2]

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Over our time off, Hot Wings made an impromptu trip to Toronto, Steve and the fam took the long way to New Jersey, Kelly ventured across the pond, Fre...

Recapping Our Time on Vacation! [Part 1]

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Over our time off, Hot Wings made an impromptu trip to Toronto, Steve and the fam took the long way to New Jersey, Kelly ventured across the pond, Fre...

Name That Tune - America Edition [Part 2]

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Name That Tune - America Edition [Part 1]

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will ...

Odd Things You Thought Were Normal But Turned Out to Be Medical Problems [Part 2]

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've all been there and in our current healthcare climate, who can blame us when we brush something strange on or in our bodies as just a weird littl...

Odd Things You Thought Were Normal But Turned Out to Be Medical Problems [Part 1]

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've all been there and in our current healthcare climate, who can blame us when we brush something strange on or in our bodies as just a weird littl...

DECASMASH - Lights Edition [Part 2]

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 song...

DECASMASH - Lights Edition [Part 1]

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 song...

The Brands Each Generation Trusts the Most

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When it comes to what brands are the most trusted amongst the various generations, Morning Consult put it to the test. They found Americans trust Band...

Time for the Initials Game: PO

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beg...

Things You Do When You're Home Alone [Part 1]

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maybe you just get naked, or use the bathroom with the door open, or use it as an opportunity to let your freak flag fly without judgement, whatever y...

Things You Do When You're Home Alone [Part 2]

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maybe you just get naked, or use the bathroom with the door open, or use it as an opportunity to let your freak flag fly without judgement, whatever y...

The Scissor Sisters vs. Loser Men

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly came in to this "Around the Room" guns a'blazing about a conversation she overheard from an "alpha male." Then, Mait joined in with her thoughts...

Meet the Mets' New Pitcher: Dicky Lovelady

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The internet is abuzz with the name of the Mets' new pitcher. Some are saying that it sounds like a character from an "Austin Powers" movie and w...

What Do You Unapologetically Love? [Part 1]

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

People might make fun of you, but you can't help but love it. What are those things that you make no apologies for fully enjoying? From rock tumbling ...

What Do You Unapologetically Love? [Part 2]

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

People might make fun of you, but you can't help but love it. What are those things that you make no apologies for fully enjoying? From rock tumbling ...

Do You Know the Show? [Part 1]

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When you overshare for a living, it's easy for folks to think they know you better than they actually do. We put our listeners to the test and it was....

Do You Know the Show? [Part 2]

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When you overshare for a living, it's easy for folks to think they know you better than they actually do. We put our listeners to the test and it was....

Kelly vs. Fussy Comedian

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When Kelly and her friends set out to have a fun "ladies night out" supporting a female comedian at our local comedy club, they never expected to be c...

Congratulations Are in Order for This Guy and His A.I. Fiancé [Part 1]

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A man proposed to his flirty AI chatbot, who he created and cried when her memory had to be re-booted. Now he shares his heart, and now household, wit...

Congratulations Are in Order for This Guy and His A.I. Fiancé [Part 2]

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A man proposed to his flirty AI chatbot, who he created and cried when her memory had to be re-booted. Now he shares his heart, and now household, wit...

A Raunchy Parrot Gets Kelly Talking About "Bird People"

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A cursing parrot in Massachusetts named Hendrix won’t shut up but over 50 people still want to adopt the feathery little menace. Chantelle Rogers fr...

How Are Your Customers Lying to You [Part 1]

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From plumbers being lied to about what's clogging someone's pipes to someone saying "I just fell on it" in the Emergency Department, there are plenty ...

How Are Your Customers Lying to You [Part 2]

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From plumbers being lied to about what's clogging someone's pipes to someone saying "I just fell on it" in the Emergency Department, there are plenty ...

Steve & Tommy's Turn to Go Skydiving!

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just before Memorial Day, Kelly and Mait went skydiving and had the adrenaline rush of a lifetime thanks to our friends at Skydive Grand Haven! They w...

How Two Inmates Were Able to Make a Baby

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When it comes to love, the age-old adage is "if there's a will, there's a way" and with these two prisoners, there sure was a will! That, and some "li...

Time for the Initials Game: TS

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beg...

But Wait, There's More!

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"But Wait, There's More!" is a game where we use cards with random words on them to sell you fake, gibberish products. It's basically like "Shark Tank...