LIBERTY PIRATES

The Safety Cage

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's for your SAFETY! But I was safe OUTSIDE the cage! A cage is a cage, even if you call it safe. Liberty Pirates don't trade freedom for fake safety...

The Protection Ship

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pay me or bad things happen! But wait—there were NO bad things until HE showed up. HE'S the bad thing! Liberty Pirates see through the Protection Tr...

The Good Pirate Badge

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Gold star for obeying. Trouble for thinking. But who decides what's "good"? The captain! Liberty Pirates don't trade their brains for stickers!

The Emergency Trick

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

EMERGENCY! Give me power! I'll give it back when it's over! But who decides when it's over? HIM. And spoiler: it's never over. Liberty Pirates don't g...

The Two Hats Trick

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Red hat vs blue hat—but it's the SAME captain! Pirates fight over hats while HE does whatever he wants. Watch the captain, not the costume!

The Debt Trap

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Borrow 1 coin, owe 2 back? That's not help—that's a TRAP! Now you're working for HIM. Liberty Pirates don't owe anybody!

The Busy Trap

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harry is SO tired from endless tasks he can't even THINK! Maybe that's the point—a busy pirate doesn't ask questions. Liberty Pirates make time to r...

The Curfew Bell

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harry was just looking at the stars—not hurting anyone! But the bell rang and now he HAS to go inside. Why? "Because I said so!" isn't a real reason...

Episode 24: The Price Trick

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! I grew apples! In MY garden! With MY seeds and MY water. Now I wanna sell them for 3 coins each! Sounds fair! You did all the work! But a ...

Episode 23: The Bailout Boat

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Captain Fancy crashed his big fancy ship! He was sailing too fast and not paying attention! Yikes. Is he okay? Yeah. But his ship is sinki...

Episode 22: The Middleman

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! I have extra fish! My friend Lily has extra apples! We're gonna trade! Nice! Fair trade, everyone wins! But WAIT. A captain walked up and ...

Episode 21: The Big Lie

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Salty Sam told a HUGE lie today. He said there's a MONSTER under the ship! Everyone freaked out! Is there a monster? NO! I looked! Nothing...

Episode 20: The Expert Says

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! A fancy pirate came to our ship. Everyone called him "The Expert." He said eating coconuts is BAD for you! Did he say WHY? He said "Trust ...

Episode 19: The History Book Trick

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! I was reading a story about the old days. It said Captain Goldbeard was a HERO! He saved everyone! But wait—who wrote that story? Captai...

Episode 18: Finders Keepers

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! I was walking on the beach and I found something! A beautiful shiny shell! Nobody was there. Nobody owned it. I FOUND it! It's mine! Finde...

Episode 17: The Snitch Ship

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Something bad is happening with my best friend Finn. The captain pulled me aside and said: "Harry, I want you to watch Finn. If he does AN...

Episode 16: The Rule Makers

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! The captain made a rule. "NO COOKIES AFTER LUNCH!" So I didn't eat any. I really wanted one. But rules are rules! But THEN I saw the capta...

Episode 15: The Fighting Trick

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Something bad happened. My friends Jack and Lily were BEST friends yesterday. Now they're fighting! What happened?! The Fighting Trick! Sa...

Episode 14: The Lemonade Lie

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Guess what? I made LEMONADE! Yummy, cold, delicious lemonade! I'm gonna sell cups to my friends! But wait—here comes trouble. A bossy ca...

Episode 13: The Shrinking Gold Trick

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Something weird is happening. Last year ONE gold coin bought TEN apples. This year? FIVE apples. The apples didn't change—so what happen...

Episode 12: The Voting Booth Trap

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Big news—today we get to VOTE! Pick who's in charge! Great, right? WRONG! Look at the choices: Captain Red or Captain Blue. That's IT. B...

Episode 11: The Fake Monster Trick

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! Gather 'round for the OLDEST trick in the pirate world—The Fake Monster Trick! Here's how it works: A captain wants to sell SWORDS. Big,...

Episode 10: Public School Prison

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy, crew! You know what's weird? Every day, young pirates HAVE to go to a big building. Sit in rows. Raise your hand to TALK. Raise your hand to PEE...

Episode 9: Media Monopoly Marina

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Pirates sail into Media Monopoly Marina—parrots EVERYWHERE squawking the SAME EXACT WORDS! "FEAR THE STORM!" on every ship, dock, tavern—wor...

Episode 8: The Magic Potion Panic

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Strange times on Panicky Island! Some pirates got sniffles—normal stuff. But Captain Fearmonger screamed: "DEADLY PLAGUE! Stay in huts! Cover ...

Episode 7: Central Bank Kraken

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer sail into dark waters—CENTRAL BANK KRAKEN! Massive monster, tentacles everywhere—wrapped around treasure chests, bakeries...

Episode 6: False Flag Bay

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer anchor at False Flag Bay—beautiful morning, twin treasure ships gleaming. BOOM! BOOM! Both collapse into rubble! Chaos erup...

Episode 5: NAP Island Showdown

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer land on NAP Island—Non-Aggression Principle paradise! Pirates stack treasure, swap maps, build huts side-by-side. No cannon...

Episode 4: Sound Money Cove

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer anchor at Sound Money Cove—gold doubloons buy ships 10 years later, still full value! Captain Printer churns paper scrip: "...

Episode 3: Privateer's Contract Bay

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer raid Privateer's Contract Bay—Captain Redbeard hires Sailor Sam's ship for 20 doubloons, both win! Government Galley storms...

Episode 2: Voluntary Trade Bay

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer drop anchor at Voluntary Trade Bay—pie/pearl/parrot feather swaps make crews grin! Aggressor Al boards demanding tribute: I...

Episode 1: Taxation is Theft Cove

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Harry & Archer drop anchor at Taxation is Theft Cove—cookie swaps overflow till Taxman nets half or sinks ship! Never traded for that! Les...