Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow)
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
AN UPDATE
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just a brief update about Futile Attempts & news of a sodding live show and Christ in a bucket I've gone and set up a Patreon page like those fuckin...
THE DUMP
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Everything Ends. Including this series. Kim is chucking loads of crap away, but first he wants to say thank you to the complete stranger that gave ...
TAI CHI & WARDROBES
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tai Chi is absolute wank and ain't that the truth. If anyone knows that it's plumbers. With help from Kim Noble's sensei, we learn the importance of...
WAITING FOR KAREN
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues. For Kim it's about seven months… This episode investigates this ...
WALLS AND RELATIONSHIPS
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back in 2012 Kim recorded the sounds of his neighbours having sex. He will share those sounds with you... if that's ok… and we'll listen to a secr...
NOTES ON HUMAN KINDNESS
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Guppies can teach us a lot: The world is full of selfish arseholes. You're probably one yourself. In this episode Kim Noble attempts to return a wal...
NOTES ON RUNNING
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Exercise can really help one's mental health, but it's so freaking dull… This was due to be the definitive podcast about running but it turned int...
CONSOLATIONS ON SEX
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Do you want to be quite good in bed? Kim Noble attempts to improve his technique and manages to persuade a cashier into giving him some urine to boo...
FEAR
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
By becoming an Assistant Vice President of a major pharmaceutical company Kim Noble attempts to find out how his antidepressants work and sets out on ...
WE ARE NOT GOD
26 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Can God save us? No, but in this episode Kim Noble goes undercover and is introduced to a religious cult leader, bakes 16 lemon drizzle cakes and ...