George Vere & Ian Coulter on Hoxton Radio
Episodes
S2 E60 Baffin' it (New Year's Special 2025)
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s New Year’s Eve and the boys are rounding off 2025 by talking a load of shit, including about annoying actors in biopics, Batty Island, and wh...
S2 E59 Mother Fugger (Christmas Special 2025)
21 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ian is away travelling this week, so on this week’s Christmas special, George and Patrick talk about the guy who washed up on a beach with no legs, ...
S2 E58 Chinese dwarves
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the boys talk about Patrick farting in a car park, Ian scoffing moules-frites, and the truth about the team at Hoxton Radio finally comes o...
S2 E57 Vice President of the National Pork Board
07 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ian and George chat about being naked, the fattest countries, and we discover who is the better podcaster, Elon Musk or Ian Coulter... Link...
S2 E56 Japanese George
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George has been traversing Japan, so this week he chats to Ian and Patrick about all things Japan - including weird things they do, George's new Japan...
S2 E55 The Lost Episode II
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George is in Japan, so it’s back into the archive for a previously unheard episode from 2020, with coronavirus chat, playing chicken with a travel c...
S2 E54 The Vicar of Stiffkey (Halloween Special 2025)
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s (kind of) Halloween special, we discuss Victorian freak shows, yet another episode of A Fistful of Free Speech that Patrick once agai...
S2 E53 Homo bigheads
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, George, Ian, and Patrick discuss The Boy Jones, Daniel Day-Lewis's foot movie, and we finally hear Patrick's lard story... Links to a...
S2 E52 Tikki Tikki Tembo
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads chat about Episodes 2 and 3 of A Fistful of Free Speech, more of Ian and Patrick’s dads’ mental friends, and we discuss who th...
S2 E51 The Lost Episode
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Both Ian and Patrick are in Romania this week, so George is left on his own. So, we’re digging into the archives for a previously unheard episode fr...
S2 E50 The 100th Episode
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patrick is back from Romania - just in time for the 100th episode! This week, the boys discuss the new series of A Fistful of Free Speech, fart spray,...
S2 E49 Saucy nuggs
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patrick is off visiting Andrew Tate in Romania this week, so George and Ian discuss Olly Murs, chunks of chicken, and who’s more of a slug - Ian or ...
S2 E48 Pump it
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George tells some interesting and hilarious tales, and Ian and Patrick struggle to even string a sentence together... Links to all the imag...
S2 E47 Stinky Dunc
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ian and Patrick are in a slump this week, so it's up to George to save the day with stories about Theresa May's sex double, the Chinese Beatles, and w...
S2 E46 Ray Weird
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's show, we discuss whether Lucy Letby is good or bad, Gordon Ramsay's sex dwarf, and discover two more weird nicknames for Ian's and Patr...
S2 E45 The Victorian Stink Pipe
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys chat about the woman cycling around with a piano on her bike, Turkey Cock Lane, and we discover the football team that farts the most... Link...
S2 E44 Wank boys
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week is an India special. Enjoy... Links to all the images, videos, and websites we mention on the show are at https://georgevere.co.uk/hoxton. T...
S2 E43 Ash Lad
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ian's off this week in Goa (with a boil on his arse), so George and Patrick are left to hold the fort. Among other things, they discuss the new porn v...
S2 E42 Mungo
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast, the boys chat about an odd experience George had on a film set, Patrick’s parcel thief Omar, and doppelbangers... Links to...
S2 E41 Swamp crotch
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are back after a short break, and this week they're chatting about George’s insane bout of food poisoning, Publius Afranius Potitus, and th...
S2 E40 The Gobbledok
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s hot, so this episode is just mental. There’s some chat in there somewhere about tennis, a dive-bombing buzzard, and punching animals, but rea...
S2 E39 Bubba
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's show, George, Ian, and Patrick talk about all kinds of weirdness, including seagulls eating ants and going mental, the Erfurt latrine d...
S2 E38 It's just Chef de Pud Pud
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have been off for a week and return refreshed, with excellent chat about the new special episode of A Fistful of Free Speech, the origin of L...
S2 E37 Al Arab
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a crazy story about a naked fight from Patrick, the lads discuss the Ship of Boggy, a 5000m column of water, and we hear from a very special gue...
S2 E36 The big pink blob
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads chat about Mr. Iguana, an island of virgins, and - completely out of nowhere - Ian starts doing impressions of Nelson Mandela... L...
S2 E35 Tom Tit Tot
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the boys discuss the man who snowboarded down Mount Everest, the origin of kung fu, and the pedo trans dad... Links to all the images, vide...
S2 E34 The Chobster
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's show, George Vere, Ian Coulter, and Patrick Fleming argue endlessly, debate the week’s news, and (excitingly) uncover the origins of ...
S2 E33 The podcast police
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads chat about some of the worst songs ever recorded, discuss a bear that eats other bears, and advertise Fred and Rose West... Links to all the ...
S2 E32 The brain worm made him do it
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patrick is suspiciously absent this week, leaving George and Ian alone to hold the fort. They chat about George’s holiday to Majorca, Diggerland, an...
S2 E31 Me f*cky
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's show, George, Ian and Patrick discuss whether or not these things are good or bad: women dressing up as men for a TV show, a brand new ...
S2 E30 Whining and snivelling
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads chat about Peter Andre dressed as a Jamaican, Luis Suárez biting people, and the longest fart ever caught on film... Links to all...
S2 E29 Bog butter
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian, and Patrick are back - taking on Robert Kennedy Jr., Rumspringa, and after way too much buildup, they finally crack the mystery of bog bu...
S2 E28 We love everyone
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the trio dive into ostriches eating iron, Wayne Rooney relieving himself against a wall, and we throw some of our past topics into a tier l...
S2 E27 Drop to your knees and shudder
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's show, the boys dive into the "most diverse" people, the Masons (who looked like big babies), and how to avoid getting crushed by Genghi...
S2 E26 I don't know why Kermit said that
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George and Ian have a gay old time discussing A Fistful of Free Speech: Comic Relief Edition, Colin Cumface (yet again), and Ian drops a surprising se...
S2 E25 Love Trump's knob
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George and the two cucks talk about Ian's Deliveroo issues, a paedo Patrick knows, and we investigate the spooky Necrophonic... Links to al...
S2 E24 The crankin' episode
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are all back, and to celebrate this, we talk about Donald Trump selling cars, the man swallowed by a whale, and Ian spends 50% of the episode...
S2 E23 Patrick has WHAT growing out of his arse?
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, with Patrick inexplicably absent, George and Ian dive into discussions about Shrek 5, old people, and Ian has got himself into some YouTube...
S2 E22 The worm has finally turned
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, Ian is absent as he is moving pots and pans around (also spices), so Patrick and George chat about how much it would cost for ...
S2 E21 Colin Cumface
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian, and Patrick continue to chat about the small glasses before diving into new topics: the cyber farter and the type of chicken nuggets that...
S2 E20 It makes the burpy hurty
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George, Ian, and Patrick discuss the worst reality shows, the most pointless local news, and yet another of Ian and Patrick's dad’s weird...
S2 E19 Ian's little mushroom
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's show (if you can even call this a show), the lads discuss the nicknames of freaks from school, goat testicles, and the perfect noggi...
S2 E18 A rum and a cum helps keep him shtum
26 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join George, Ian, and Patrick as they chat about unusual deaths, George drinking from Ian’s tiny glasses, and a long-anticipated response from Micha...
S2 E17 Bitch Island
19 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George, Ian, and Patrick tackle a street altercation, a gay song, and a prosthetic nob... Links to all the images, videos, and websites we ...
S2 E16 Bony-eared assfish
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's show, George, Ian, and Patrick discuss the monkey that worked on the railways, the Hawk Tuah song, and the time George cut off his thum...
S2 E15 Crum bum
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After chatting about Christmas and New Year, George, Ian, and Patrick talk about a terrible review, pigger, and freak teachers from their school... Li...
S2 E14 Fish in anus (Christmas Special 2024)
22 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Christmas, so naturally, George, Ian, and Patrick dive into a conversation about a fat diver, the town of Bend, and a solid 30 minutes of piss ...
S2 E13 I'd ram it in my cheeks
15 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join George, Ian, and Patrick in this week’s pre-recorded show as they discuss Conan the Fat, the smooth Mars bar, and a farmer’s seven-story hous...
S2 E12 The mouse episode
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s pre-recorded show features George in conversation with DeVaughan Gay about the grand finale of A Fistful of Free Speech and a chat with ...
S2 E11 Ian has a dick growing out of his forehead
01 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After welcoming back Mireia Espluga to talk about filming multiple episodes of George's sitcom A Fistful of Free Speech, the boys discuss the monkey t...
S2 E10 A literal pile of wank
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
George chats to James McClelland about Episode 7 of A Fistful of Free Speech, and then George, Ian, and Patrick discuss the man who eats contact lense...
S2 E9 He weed out of his mouth
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After George wraps up a chat with Mireia Espluga about Episode 6 of A Fistful of Free Speech, he, Ian, and Patrick discuss Patrick's hair transplant, ...
S2 E8 Put your beans on the table
03 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After George discusses Episode 5 of A Fistful of Free Speech with Charlotte Barnes, he and Ian dive into a conversation about Harvest Festival, the re...
S2 E7 Halloween Special 2024
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
George chats to Peter Rugman from The NonStick Pans about his starring role in Episode 4 of A Fistful of Free Speech, then chats to Ian about all thin...
S2 E6 Is this the worst thing we've ever done?
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After George chats with Audrey Lindsay about the difficulties of filming Episode 3 of A Fistful of Free Speech, the boys spend an hour and a quarter t...
S2 E5 A couple of friendly boys having a good time
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's pre-recorded show, George chats with Monica Forero about Episode 2 of A Fistful of Free Speech, then talks to Ian and Patrick about wei...
S2 E4 I saw literally up the man's bum
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's pre-recorded show, George and Ian chat to Patrick about George's hilarious new shitcom A Fistful of Free Speech, we have this week's Ja...
S2 E3 Love means love
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's pre-recorded show, the lads discuss bomb bags, releasing the sausages, and someone farting during a covert operation... Links to all th...
S2 E2 Gollum's bum
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's pre-recorded show, George, Ian and Patrick talk about Patrick getting into assless chaps, the time George saved a child's life, and we ...
S2 E1 The official comeback
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a brand new series of George Vere & Ian Coulter on Hoxton Radio, with new permanent co-host Patrick Fleming. On this week's pre-recorded show...
S1 E50 The end of an era
18 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the final episode of George Vere & Ian Coulter on Hoxton Radio, George and Ian talk to Patrick about Yummer, Japanese mascots and the floating ...
S1 E49 A frog in a rock
11 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show, George and Ian talk to Patrick about Grandpa Joe, annoying singing and the man who shoved loads of Mars Bars up his arse… Lin...
S1 E48 Forest trollop
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show, George and Connie talk to Camilla about the boat stuck in the Suez Canal, tests for guys and tampons… Links to all the images...
S1 E47 I love the Russian mafia
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show, George and Connie chat with Camilla about octopuses, Katie Price and George continues to show that he is an ally to women every...
S1 E46 Can we say f*ck on the radio?
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show, we talk about nudism, Phat Phuc and Ian’s curry block… Links to all the images, videos and websites we mention in the show ...
S1 E45 This is such a crap show
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're back in the studio and talking about women being mistaken for men, cubic building and the Indian rooster… Links to all the images, v...
S1 E44 Hello, my name is bum
28 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show George, Ian and Connie discuss Britney Spears, the man who doesn’t brush his teeth and the real-life Tom Thumb…...
S1 E43 My friends sent me dead flowers
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show George, Ian and Connie discuss TikTok’s silhouette filter, football chants and the world’s oldest rappers… Li...
S1 E42 I feel like I’ve been in a coma during this show
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show George, Ian and Connie discuss the Hollyboob sign, the Jesus sausage roll and the virtual offshite… Links to all ...
S1 E41 There are videos of him making out with dogs
07 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show George, Ian and Connie discuss a shit Hinge date, Shane Dawson and the ‘oranges’ of the Mueller Investigation…...
S1 E40 At least spend a bit of time in Hell
31 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show George, Ian and Connie discuss the end of Trump, Moomins and we discover Mario’s surname… Links to all the imag...
S1 E39 A vagina on a stick
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show, George, Ian and Connie talk politics, the origin of names and Ian admits he wants to snog Boris Johnson… Links t...
S1 E38 Why are you two slagging me off?
17 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show, George, Ian and Connie chat about school discos, Korea’s artificial sun and we possibly slander Boris Johnson…...
S1 E37 You got her a slab?
03 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show (recorded on New Year’s Eve), George, Ian and Connie chat about solar flares, private members clubs and Ian’s s...
S1 E36 The borehole
27 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show, George and Ian chat about the old borehole, a trashed porn collection and Marcel the chicken (again)… Links to a...
S1 E35 God jul!
20 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s pre-recorded show, George and Connie chat to Camilla about life in quarantine in Norway, Ian Coulter and we dedicate the show to the ...
E1 S34 This is going to end up in a case against us
06 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show George, Ian and Connie chat about chivalry, the snake from the Bible and we review our past selves… Links to all the images, v...
S1 E33 They don't have arseholes
29 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show George, Ian and Connie chat about octopus balls, Matt Hancock and the longest piece of fiction ever written… Links to all the ...
S1 E32 I was catfished
22 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
#girlpower. Links to all the images, videos and websites we mention in the show at https://georgevere.com/hoxton. This episode was broadcast live from...
S1 E31 They made me wear a turban
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s show, George, Ian and Connie discuss Diwali, the pilot sucked out of the window and the lone trumpeter… Links to all the images, vi...
S1 E30 I don't want a JLS condom
08 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ian’s away this week so George and Connie chat about (former) President Trump, Remembrance Sunday, Fame Academy and we have this week's ‘I Don’t...
S1 E29 Hopping around with its stomach hanging out
01 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
George’s girlfriend Camilla joins the lads to discuss Lockdown 2, musicals and No Nut November… Links to all the images, videos and websites we me...
S1 E28 Halloween Special
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Halloween Special this week and we have two brand new features… Links to all the images, videos and websites we mention in the show at http...
S1 E27 Did the monkey light the fag?
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week George and Ian talk about China for the whole first hour and in the second hour they talk to Connie about George having his nails done… Li...
S1 E26 Your mum drank piss
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George, Ian and Connie talk about peeing during a live broadcast, the government’s career quiz and Ian’s piano teacher… Links to all ...
S1 E25 I'll pay you five pounds to dance
04 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week George, Ian and Connie catch up after an eventful dinner party the night before… Links to all the images, videos and websites we mention i...
S1 E24 This is irredeemable
27 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ian spouts a load of nonsense, Connie sighs and George thinks and then says out loud some intellectual thoughts… Links to all the images,...
S1 E23 Ian's weird long stick
20 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George, Ian and Connie discuss Ian sounding like an old woman and love languages… Links to all the images, videos and websites we mention...
S1 E22 Ian's knickers
13 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George, Ian and Connie discuss bad attitudes, all-you-can-eat cheese and Ian’s knickers… Links to all the images, videos and websites w...
S1 E21 Ian has a boil on his arse
06 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ian is moving boxes this week, but George and Connie are still here! Join them for discussions about a creepy Hinge guy, Tiger Woods and Barry’s Boo...
S1 E20 They should all get jobs and haircuts
30 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, George, Ian and Connie speak about struggle sessions, blinding lasers and physical intimacy… Links to all the images, videos and websites...
S1 E19 Six hundred chickens died
23 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ian and George speak to Patrick about three generations of Chinese women, Brett and we have this week’s Hog News… Links to all the imag...
S1 E18 Three generations of Chinese women
16 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In an insane episode of the show, Connie picks on Ian, Ian gets sad and George looks and sounds absolutely brilliant… Links to all the images, video...
S1 E17 For the record, I didn't wet myself
09 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ian is absent so his brother Patrick steps in and chats with George and Connie about the lockdown, the heatwave and killer robots… Links to all the ...
S1 E16 Persnickety
02 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian and Connie chat about Hogwarts, childhood crushes and the evils of Alexa... Links to all the images, videos and websites we mention in the...
S1 E15 Come and get this f*cking baby out the toilet
26 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian and Connie chat about Pluto (the planet, not the dog), the weird videos Ian watches on the internet and the usefulness of a linguistics de...
S1 E14 I'm not a drug dealer
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian and Connie chat with Serena Bhandari about Tourette’s, run-ins with the police and George shows off his new caterpillars… Links to all...
S1 E13 They both pooed in the bed
12 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian and Connie discuss parody movies, smell training and whether or not Ian is a good boyfriend… Links to all the images, videos and website...
S1 E12 If there's a pimp involved it's probably not good
05 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In an episode completely free of controversy, George, Ian and Connie chat about strip clubs, sexual misconduct and a naked Adam Willis… Note: we los...
S1 E11 Try and get a shot of someone’s knickers
28 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
George, Ian and Connie chat about Chicken Run 2, the Daily Mail and continue our attempt to get a free signed record from the Kopper shop… Links to ...