Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Episodes
GOML LIVE #173 - COP'S LIFE (Part 1)
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing wh...
GOML LIVE #172 - BOUNCERS IN YOUR PUBES
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elo...
GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY (Part 1)
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.
GOML LIVE #170 - BETTER CALL SAUL ANAL BEADS (Part 1)
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
State Trooper Dickman pops by and we do a deep dive on the dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour.
GOML LIVE #169 - HERB TARLEK IS CART NARC (Part 1)
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our host realizes his head of sales is not his head of sales but a prankster who got inside the company and totally Andy Kaufman-ed them! Also, shit w...
GOML LIVE #168 - SHARTLES (Part 1)
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From now on, if you don't have the Sprinkles, you have the shartles. Also, Linewives VS. Bucket Bunnies, bar culture, weak men, Butt Boys, Ignoble Bea...
GOML LIVE #167 - RAPE FROM 1 - 10 (Part 1)
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destru...
GOML LIVE #166 - TAKIN A RIDE (Part 1)
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sylvia's back and she inspires us to go back in time and examine comedy greats like Lenny Bruce.
GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY (Part 1)
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it's like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it's complicat...
GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS (Part 1)
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.
GOML LIVE #162 - NO WACK PACK (Part 1)
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matty leaves for vacation so our intrepid host scrambles to fill the hole with Slyvia and Linda. They both say no so Ryan makes do with some funny imi...
GOML LIVE #161 - FREE BRITNEY 2! (Part 1)
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous ...
GOML LIVE #160 - AVOCADO TOAST (Part 1)
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got ...
GOML LIVE #159 - BLIND OR PARALYZED (Part 1)
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss the newly announced Sino-Russo reserve currency, Matty regales us with stories of guns and nearly dying, and for some reason Ryan is ...
GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL (Part 1)
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We try to watch Day 8 of the Jan 6 hearings but we'd rather talk to Matty about his cellmates like Christopher Rocancourt who convinced the world he w...
GOML LIVE #157 - HANDIKAREN (Part 1)
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We introduce a new friend who doesn't actually show up but there's letters from prison and angry flat earthers telling us we got it all wrong.
GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES (Part 1)
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the w...
GOML LIVE #155 - NPR AND THE TROTSKYITE (Part 1)
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We spend the first half of the show mocking NYT's Alan Feuer for his pathetic NPR interview where he appears convinced anyone who disagrees with him i...
GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS? (Part 1)
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than r...
GOML LIVE #153 - PURE SMURFS (Part 1)
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay?...
GOML LIVE #151 - THE ROLLING STONES VS. TIM ARMSTRONG (Part 1)
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gavin, Ryan, and Matty (Syl is still ill) enjoy Matt Walsh's new trans movie, Chin Diesel, and the thirty or so years the Rollins Stones were as good ...
GOML LIVE #150 - FOSTER PARENTS (Part 1)
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
At the beginning of the show we're given a bunch of cute kids to hang out with but two hours later, they are ripped away from us forever.
GOML LIVE #149 - HI VIS MAIL BAG (Part 1)
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We open a hundred t-shirts from hi-vis fans and lament the death of Otis Redding.
GOML LIVE #148 - SHITSHOW (Part 1)
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan gets a new nickname and Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to talk dirty! ALL FREE CONTENT WILL NOW BE AVAILABLE AT CENSORED.TV
GOML LIVE #147 - COPS AND CRIMINALS (Part 1)
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We bring a cop and a criminal on the show to try to understand why they're so similar.
GOML LIVE #146 - MATTRESS BOY (Part 1)
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact...
GOML LIVE #145 - SICK OF WINNING (Part 1)
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Musk has $45b for Twitter, Florida told Disney to fuck off, CNN+ is done, and Johnny Depp has been vindicated. What a banner day here in Clown World!
GOML LIVE #144 - BAD COP (Part 1)
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.
GOML LIVE #143 - THE DATING SHOW (Part 1)
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with re...
GOML LIVE #142 - NAZI BUNS (Part 1)
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fans call in and thanks us for screaming: "Put a ring on it. Make some babies. You've been partying for over a decade. If you haven't sown your wild o...
GOML LIVE #141 - SPILLING THE T (Part 1)
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "G...
GOML LIVE #140 - HAPPY ST. PAT'S (Part 1)
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A powerfully inebriated Gavin plows through hours of calls in a blackout.
GOML LIVE #139 - STOLEN MUSIC (Part 1)
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?
GOML LIVE #138 - INTRODUCING SYL (Part 1)
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.
GOML LIVE #137 - UNDERESTIMATING RYAN (Part 1)
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out, the chimp knows a thing or two about Ukraine. Also, dancehall sucks.
GOML LIVE #136 - BIKER JUSTICE (Part 1)
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.
GOML LIVE #135 - EVERYONE IS INTERESTING (Part 1)
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We avoid the mailbag and take calls while extolling the virtues of the local pub.
GOML LIVE #134 - BROTHER OTTAWA (Part 1)
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.
GOML LIVE #133 - FIGHT FOR YOUR MARRIAGE (part 1)
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
While the radical left tries desperately to "dismantle the nuclear family," we need to bear down and stop allowing liberal whims to destroy our childr...
GOML LIVE #132 - QUIET MATTY (part 1)
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We go through some purple flag letters but Matty is as reticent as he is lugubrious.
GOML LIVE #131 - THE LYING EPISODE (Part 1)
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We raise money for Max and John while taking calls, letters and superchats from everyone in the world.
GOML LIVE #130 - THE MEANDERING (Part 1)
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This extra special episode is 100% devoted to January 6th. We speak to patriots facing serious prison time and the lawyers defending them. The left ca...
GOML LIVE #126 - RITTENHOUSE'S LAWYER (Part 1)
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle Rittenhouse lawyer John Pierce joins Matty, Gavin, and Ryan to defend himself and answer your questions.
GOML LIVE #127 - JOE'S FIRST DAY (Part 1)
18 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Life without Ryan is taking a turn and what we thought we would be a painless transition is becoming very difficult.
GOML LIVE #125 | THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND 2 (Part 1)
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gavin is unable to drop this thing and rants for an hour about some esoteric hippies from the 60s who killed a security guard.
GOML LIVE #124 - TEMPER TEMPER (Part 1)
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While we all enjoy Baby Monsters, we need to watch our tempers and not go to jail based on some bullshit Coco did.
GOML LIVE #123 - RYAN'S BACK (Part 1)
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan returns to the fray on Veteran's Day and we discuss all things war.
GOML LIVE #122
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
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GOML LIVE #121 - A SHORT SHOW (Part 1)
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gavin stumbles in drunk and cuts the show an hour short.
GOML #120 - MAIL FOR MATTY (Part 1)
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After discussing the need to burn masks, we focus on letters to Matty, and Ryan debuts a masterful Jim Goad impression, with the help of his face swap...
GOML LIVE #119 - ROCK RAP (Part 1)
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matty and the boys laugh at The Rock and criticize Ryan's wardrobe.
GOML LIVE #118 - WASTED AND ON COKE (Part 1)
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our three Musketeers of Inebriation plow through the 2024 election and the bird which is the bald eagle.
GOML LIVE #117 - MATTY'S BACK (Part 1)
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out, heart surgery isn't such a big deal and Matty's going to be just fine.
GOML LIVE #116 - REIDTARD WORLD (Part 1)
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are no longer trying to argue with people who have a slightly different view of the world. We are arguing with mentally handicapped lunatics who th...
GOML LIVE #115 - RYAN SUCKS (Part 1)
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We go over the best music Ryan has ever created and discover it reeks.
GOML LIVE #114 - MATTY IS DYING (Part 1)
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Possibly our last episode with Matty. He's going into heart surgery soon and who knows what's going to happen?
GOML LIVE #113 - IT'S RAINING MEN (Part 1)
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After freaking out about hurricane Ida we check in on Joe Rogan's Corona and then learn our fellow Scotsman Matty hasn't watched the best Glaswegian s...
GOML LIVE #112 | AFGHANISTAN IS BURNING (Part 1)
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matty and the boss sift through piles of shit to find tiny particles of gold.
GOML LIVE #111 | WHY YOU WANNA BE MIDDLE CLASS? (Part 1)
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.
GOML LIVE #110 | COPS AND ROBBERS (Part 1)
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We sit down with Matty and try to figure out how many chicks is too many chicks and why cops don't get along with their criminal family members (the s...
GOML LIVE #109 - MATTY JAMBOREE (Part 1)
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We give up on covering major news stories, and just focus on the letters page and calls.
GOML LIVE #108 - BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION (Part 1)
17 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After making fun of self-parenting, we take a call from jail, check the mailbag for freaks, and learn the IRS is Minority Report.
GOML LIVE #105 - HAPPY CANADA DAY! (Part 1)
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just a bunch of hosers out for a rip, eh?
GOML LIVE #104: DONEFORD & SONS (Part 1)
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The most successful hipster in the world just got canceled for saying Andy Ngo is brave. Also, the war on cops, our incompetent FBI, tattletale journa...
GOML LIVE #103: THE END? (Part 1)
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a tough year, we finally lose our ability to take calls and now the lights are off. Where do we go from here?
GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER (Part 1)
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how ...
GOML LIVE #101 - CRASS (Part 1)
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After trying to figure out Gavin's terrible taste in music, we catch up with Andy Ngo, Tom Myers, and Neekolul.
GOML LIVE #100 - CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP (Part 1)
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The media asked Biden what kind of ice cream and promptly orgasm when he tells them. Also, Felonious Floyd protecting the bird that is the bald eagle ...
GOML LIVE #99 - AFRICAN JAZZ (Part 1)
22 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this raging hodgepodge of a show, we go from random comments about terrible TV shows to the Final Video, then back to the Mail Bag and finally, we ...
GOML LIVE #98 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Part 1)
15 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our military has been infiltrated by fat chicks and it's making Russia laugh. We also look into DIY culture and realize we've arrived at a serendipito...
GOML LIVE #97 | FREE SPEECHES (Part 1)
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After mocking some terrible movies, we check in on the state of free speech and realize the powers that be are determined to punish us for wanting to ...
GOML LIVE #96 | LET'S GET GAY
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this surprisingly LGBTQ episode, we look at Biden's gay speech and commit to making more t-shirts of his typos. Then we laugh at the state of educa...
GOML LIVE #95 | THEY'RE WINNING
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The lunatics are running the asylum. They've convinced themselves all cops are racist and no matter what we do, the entire country is one big klan ral...
GOML LIVE #94 - EASY SLEAZY
18 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gavin bitches about his parents and then takes a ton of calls from people who are really there, like the lady who taught that guy who killed his famil...
GOML LIVE #93 - WHAT'S YOUR TARTAN?
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do Scottish people really care about their clan and what tartan it represents? Gavin's dad has some bad news.
GOML LIVE #92 - SAYONARA
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is all calls and extra short because we were shooting Compound Censored. We highly recommend you stay until the last call.
GOML LIVE #91 | YES DAY (Part 1)
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After subjecting ourselves to Netflix's "Yes Day" we up the ante with more self abuse including Red, Wine, and Blue as well as closeted gay liberals s...
GOML LIVE #90 | HAPPY ST. PAT'S (Part 1)
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We got a little too happy on this episode and it would probably be worth deleting if we hadn't literally called the New York Times on their bullshit. ...
GOML LIVE #89 | DRUNK AND LATE (Part 1)
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just because the host is drunk and late doesn't mean it's not going to be a great show. It is! We look at more killed cartoons, my pet Biden, Burger K...
GOML LIVE #88 | HELLO CALLER (Part 1)
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We welcome a new sponsor and then take calls the ENTIRE show!
GOML LIVE #87 | SHOOT THE BOER
27 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not only is the radical left totally okay with the state of South Africa, they think it would be nice if we followed suit. No thanks.
GOML LIVE #86 | GET FIRED (Part 1)
20 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't run into the wood chipper and sabotage your life just to "get fired" but don't live a lie and be someone else just to maintain some shitty job y...
GOML LIVE #85 - FLOW ARTS
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you use fire juggling and other circus procedures to express yourself, you are officially gay. Also, the myth of alt-right comedy and Trump telling...
GOML LIVE #84 | PROUD BOYS ARE TERRORISTS, EH? (Part 1)
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How can this not be the end of the club? It's illegal to buy a Proud Boys hat in Canada because you'd be funding terrorism. Are you allowed to drink a...
GOML LIVE #83 | WHO'S AN FBI INFORMANT? (Part 1)
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The news says the head of Proud Boys is actually an FBI informant but the evidence doesn't seem to add up.
GOML LIVE #82 | INAUGURATED (Part 1)
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We get totally inaugurated on this episode as the emperor of McDonald's explained why she flew to earth and saved humanity from itself.
GOML LIVE #81 | KEEP FIGHTING (Part 1)
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
America is not just a First Amendment country. It's a country that relies on the First Amendment for its existence. They are taking that away from us ...
GOML LIVE #80 | STORMING THE CAPITOL (Part 1)
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The end of Trump's presidency is a lot like the end of Animal House where angry Americans give one last F-You to the system that's been crapping on th...
GOML LIVE #79 | MERRY CHRISTMAS!
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After discussing the origins of Santa, we implore Jews to enjoy him too. Then, we open some presents, read mail from prison and make fun of the "presi...
GOML LIVE #78 | MINI SUPER EP (Part 1)
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We crammed in a typical episode into the first half hour of this episode so the freeloaders could see what they're missing.
GOML LIVE #77 - TEENAGE HEAD (Part 1)
11 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are living in a teenager's brain. Every radical thought you had when you were 16 is now considered mainstream.
GOML LIVE #76 | THE LAST DANCE (Part 1)
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Internet went down! But before it does, we check in on Scott LoBaido and the rally he just held for Mac's Public House. GUEST: SCOTT LOBAIDO
GOML LIVE #75 | WE ARE FAMILY (Part 1)
27 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tomorrow is a big day. We want you to maintain your relationships with your family. PLEASE! Also, lots of major Electiongate updates. It appears the K...
GOML LIVE #74 | STOLEN VALOR (Part 1)
21 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Calls include: lies about Lynyrd Skynyrd, stolen valor, manta shrimps, a BLM fight, and Vietnam Vets who became secret service killers.
GOML LIVE #73 | VETERAN'S DAY (Part 1)
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We do only calls for the live show starting today and for Veteran's Day we only take vet calls. Turns out, they're just like us only braver.
GOML LIVE #72 | WHO WON?
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After staying up all night partying, it appears the rest of the country is not yet aware Trump won.
GOML LIVE #71 | HUNTING CHASON
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
More Hunter conspiracy theories but isn't it weird that Jews in Philadelphia are being attacked by BLM and the bible predicted every single detail of ...
GOML LIVE #70 | THE PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT (part 1)
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We were going to call this ep "Bullshit Tornado Fortnight" but promoting Amanda Milius' film is too important. Proud Boys are Iran, Giuliani grabbed h...
GOML LIVE #69 | JOHNNY ROTTEN IS MAGA
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Why is anyone surprised that Johnny Rotten is voting for Trump? John is working class and he votes the way they vote.
GOML LIVE #67 | PROUD BOYS FATIGUE
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After 24 hours of insisting not racist people are not racist, we abandon the subject and make fun of Hulk Hogan - but not in that order.