Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #114 | Jussie Smollet is innocent

19 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Told ya so. Have we reached peak Clown World yet? We have rich black people who grew up white such as Cory Booker and Kamala Harris using a hate crime...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #113 | Let's list all the people who are a noob

15 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're in Texas, yeeehaw! Drinking beer, talking about buttholes, treasured memories, and noobs. The audio is weird since we're using Lav mics. There's...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #112 | Stylists ruin movies and TV

07 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Today's podcast mostly revolves around how shitty stylists and wardrobe people in movies ruin everything. It ruined a great AC/DC song. It could've ru...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #111 | Go to DefendGavin.com

06 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is mostly covering the SPLC law suit. There's a few detours here and there-- but it's a pretty big thing. It'll get funnier soon, but ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #110 | Yes Coppercab I accept your challenge

31 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

There's a bunch of hodge-podge in this ep. Gavin agrees to a melee with a buffed up Coppercab, small updates on Jussie Smollet thing, some cringe conf...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #109 | This is MAGA Country

30 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The story of Jussie Smollett being gay-bashed by two racists in MAGA hats AND ski masks (how exactly does that work?) is one of the fishiest stories o...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #108 | Roger Stone did nothing wrong

28 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Today we get into the overkill FBI raid of Roger's home, the suspiciously convenient timing of CNN's reporter who staked out Roger's home due to his "...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast # 107 | I almost started to cry at therapy yesterday

24 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Gavin explains why he almost cried yesterday. We talk about boxing and the books Gavin is into lately and then we reveal the truth behind why everyone...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #106 | After meeting with local authorities we have made the decision to close the school

22 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ann Coulter says that the only thing all these radical leftists groups have in common is their hatred for white men. I think it's more specific than t...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #105 | So my son called the cops last night

21 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Gavin's son calls the police. The floor can't be lava. Ryan has tons of parking tickets. Boxing talk, and Ryan wants to get a body blow. Salesmen are ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #104 | Motley Crue are a christian rock band

16 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you're so determined to "shout at the devil," then you hate him and see him as a threat to your life. I've been thinking a lot about the devil thes...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #103 | How to have a perfect life

11 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

My life is far from perfect. I've made a lot of mistakes. This podcast is more a, "Do as I say not as I do" kind of thing. This extra-long ep tells yo...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #102 | Why is everyone at the ski hill wearing a goddamn helmet?

07 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan Katsu Rivera and I just got back from skiing with the family in Okemo. No. that's not a hospital for Irish cancer patients. It's a ski hill that'...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #101 | I hate "hate has no home here" signs

04 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What do they even mean? You don't allow Klansmen in your home? Yeah, I thought that was a given. You hate racism? So does 99.99999999% of the populati...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #100 | There are sixteen celebrities on this show

06 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this celebrity-packed episode we hang out with at least 16 famous people Ryan Katsu Rivera can do with his mouth. We also get in to the nature of i...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #99 | What's it like to be gay?

05 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this in depth discussion on homosexuality we get deep inside what it's like to be gay. It's all conjecture but we determine that the worst part is ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #98 | Being permanently suspended from Twitter is good for your mental health

30 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After being permanently banned from Twitter (and Facebook and Instagram and everything else) I've noticed my IQ went up and my stress level has gone w...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #97 | Lena Dunham is leaving Brooklyn

28 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I have a love hate relationship with Lena Dunham. I obviously hate her politics but she's made some cool art over the years and the way her fellow fem...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #96 | I just flew back from Jamaica and boy are my arms irie'd

19 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After catching up on some fake news about the FBI and "white nationalism," we get into Jamaican culture and the INSANE story behind dancehall star Buj...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #95 | You need three things to get rich

07 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You need a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler to get rich. You don't need a "hound." You don't need some busybody on social media spreading irrelevant i...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #94 | I'm literally worse than a thousand literally Hitlers.

02 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This heavily political show is all about the left's determination to win this coming election at all costs. They've branded me as worse than Hitler an...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #93 | What's going on with sex these days?

30 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I'm out of the loop but what's going on with messing around these days? Are tits still a thing? I've been out of the loop for a while but I'm worried ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #92 | Tommy Robinson is not going to jail today

23 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

While celebrating the fact that Tommy is free (for now) we look back at other cases and start to notice a pattern. The radical left, the media, and th...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #91 | Should Louis CK be allowed to do comedy?

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Louis CK masturbated in front of two women who gave him persmission. For that, many believe he deserves the $35m nosedive his career took. Roseanne ma...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #90 | I went on an involuntary road trip with two Harry Potter fans

17 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

About 15 years ago, all the flights from Boston to NYC were canceled and all the rental cars were booked. I managed to hitch a ride with two incredibl...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #89 | Mob of LIE LIE Proud Boys brutally beat several men

13 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I get into all the fake news surrounding my Otoya Yamaguchi ceremony we had at the Manhattan Republican Club on Friday, October 12th (the same day Oto...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #88 | Every argument comes down to nature VS. nurture

09 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Identical twins separated at birth are the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater. When they invariably discover each other they have the same ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #87 | Did I ever tell you about the time I drank AIDS blood?

05 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out discussing the dumbest thing I've ever done which brings us to Halloween and AIDS in general. I then attempt to quash any beef me and the ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #86 | I'm on that meat diet everyone's talking about

02 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After 15 years of vegetarianism, I've begun exclusively eating animals because I've realized animals are complete losers. They are just evolutionary t...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #85 | I just flew back from Tommy Robinson's trial and boy are my arms soccer hooligans

29 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is dedicated to the INSANE charges against Tommy Robinson and the throngs of supporters who showed up to his trial on Thursday. The media...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #84 | Sooooo, I got doxxed

25 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Antifa released my cell phone number to the world and I went through 24 hours of abusive texts, phone calls, and voice mails. Then, the story went mai...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #83 | Fight stories are always fun

21 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I pulled out an oldie but goodie from the fist fight archives in a futile attempt to try and thwart the pussification of today's youth. Getting stabbe...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #82 | I think George Soros is terrorizing me

18 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"Y'all are brutalzing me" exclaimed Ronnie Dobbs and I know how he feels. This conspiracy theory-laden ep has me ranting like Alex Jones about the "so...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #81 | W.A.S.P.s are scared of wasps

13 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After discussing the bizarre phobia W.A.S.P.s have with the common wasp, I get into this culture of fear we live in where men are so scared someone wi...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #80 | I'm thinking about getting a jean jacket

11 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I know it's September 11th but instead of talking about the most effective blow against the West in the history of warfare, I'd rather talk about West...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #79 | It's weird how the roles in a marriage naturally evolve.

07 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Insipired by a video Stossel did called "How Government Caused the Boy Crisis" I take a look at the different roles moms and dads have in a marriage. ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #78 | Is doing good impressions something you're born with?

05 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I sit down with my right hand man Ryan Katsu Rivera and we discuss his ability to do impressions. I can't do them. Is that because I haven't tried or ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #77 | Strip clubs are like women church

30 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out talking about how awesome strip clubs are which doesn't make sense because I haven't been to one since my daughter was born. Doesn't that ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #76 | What's blue and is a circle?

27 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After two weeks on the lam, I'm back to talk about my road trip and all the weird places I visited in Niagara Falls, rural Ontario, and Montreal. Turn...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #75 | Can You Guys Stop Ruining Art, Please?

15 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Austin is banning bands and ruining their careers for not following the rules. I don't want artists to follow the rules. I don't even want them to kno...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #74 | I Think You Have X-Amount of "Chi" In You Per Day

10 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out talking about how productive you can be and if it's predetermined. I also ask if taking drugs like Adderall can change that amount which g...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #73 | You ever been shot with a super soaker while reading the newspaper?

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What was supposed to be a funny episode about all the cute things my five-year-old does, quickly spirals out of control and becomes an angry old man r...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #72 | There's a funny thing happening in comedy

02 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This is a very serious episode about jokes and what's happened to them. Political correctness has infiltrated all of comedy now and the result is sket...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #71 | I Was in the Special Class When I Was 12

01 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Initially my teachers thought I was gifted but after doing a few tests, they realized I was borderline "special needs" and put me in a class with the ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #70 | There's a weird bald dude in front of my house.

27 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode of "Living in the suburbs" we meet a weird dude who's been meditating and praying in front of my house. After confronting him and a...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #69 | 35 years ago today George Brett had the greatest temper tantrum in the history of baseball

24 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I begin the show celebrating the 35th anniversary of my favorite temper tantrum: the time George Brett attacked a ref for calling off a victory due to...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #68 | Don't have sex with women in Toronto

20 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this cockamamie theory episode, I posit the assumption that you need to be at least tangentially associated with the Mediterranean to be good in be...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #67 | My mom's a bitch

17 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This was the speech I was going to do for my parent's 50th Anniversary party but my dad kiboshed it because he said his friends are 70 now and they do...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #66 | You ever know anyone who sleepwalked?

13 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start off laughing at sleepwalkers and all the stupid stuff they say but this somehow drifts into a talk about 9-11 and what it was like in NYC that...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #65 | It's fun to talk to kids about barf.

11 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I had food poisoning the other night and I can't help but think it was my history with LSD that enabled me to overcome the last barf session. This lea...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #64 | I had farts last night that could have ended my marriage

06 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This ep is all farts all the time as I delve into how bad flatulence can effect how your wife feels about you. Being Scottish and also a severe alcoho...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #63 | You just got knocked the f**k out!

03 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After a weekend of rioting, I focus on one particular punch that summarizes the problem with millennial arrogance. Why would you pick a fight with som...

Get Off My Lawn #62 | Milo did nothing wrong

29 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this Special Edition of GOML, we dish all the latest celebrity gossip on Milo, Justin Theroux, and Will Ferrell. I also get into this right VS. lef...

Get Off My Lawn #61 | Has everybody lost they damn minds?

26 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out talking about this new trend of yelling at Trump supporters for no other reason than you're a mental patient. I went through it recently a...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #60 | It must be weird to be gay

22 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This was supposed to be about how weird it is to be gay but I went off on a tangent about some jerk who peed all over the toilet seat in Montreal and ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #59 | Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

19 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out getting mad at Tina Fey for pooping on America using the cute humor that came from having an awesome midwestern childhood with conservativ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #58 | Ladies, it's not the jocks you have to watch out for, it's the nerds

15 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Like you, I grew up assuming all jocks were date rapers and all beta-male, feminist ally, stand-up comedians were good people with a heart of gold. Tu...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #57 | I guess I better talk about this Vice article in New York Mag

12 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Most of this podcast is about the NY Mag article that just came out entitled, "A Company Built on a Bluff." New Vice and old Vice are obviously denote...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #56 | Why does my daughter need to know the surface area of a rhomboid?

08 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out railing against schools and teachers and how totally incompetent they all are. New York City schools are way worse than you could possibly...

Get Off My Lawn #55 | Everyone's almost died right?

05 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's back to adolescence for today's podcast where I go over all the times I almost died in the 80s. It's the same for everyone right? Didn't we all a...

Get Off My Lawn #54 | My son often looks at me like I got something on my face

01 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is mostly about having kids and how they go from being cute guys who say crazy things to thinking you're an idiot. Having them hang ou...

Get Off My Lawn #53 | Roseanne is cancelled and Tommy's in jail!

29 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today I talk about two friends of mine who are in big trouble. I don't know Roseanne very well but we've spoken a few times and she's never come acros...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #53 | Women are insane

25 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Memorial Day podcast we discuss what it's like to date a woman with spaghetti legs.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #52 | Did you ever write a song when you're baked?

22 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

To switch things up, I tried recording this podcast in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep. It's about being stoned and how hallucinogeni...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #51 | You know that age when you really get into something?

18 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This rambling hodgepodge of a show was meant to be an involved look at how we grow as adolescents but it quickly degenerated into me punching a boom b...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #50 | My phone addiction has reached critical mass

15 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I am on my phone almost as much as you are and we need to stop. It's preventing us from having deep thoughts and it's removing us from ourselves. This...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #49 | A lot of my buddies are being framed

11 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You ever notice that when a newspaper writes about your hometown or something you know a lot about, they get everything wrong? That's true of all medi...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #48 | I invented a new diet

08 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I've lost almost a pound a day with a new diet I invented called "Beer Starvation." All you do is grab a beer and nurse it every time you're starving....

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #47 | My wife asked Nick Cave what he has for lunch last night

04 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I wish I could tell you about my wife and kids more, but crazy people make it a dangerous thing to do. In this ep I talk generally about marriage and ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #46 | I never really got tits

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this pornographic NSFW podcast, I get into the different types of tits and why my friend got AIDS. There's also the time in high school the uncircu...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #45 | Did you know whales are dogs?

27 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This one is all about evolution. Basically, life is just a magic goo that started out billions of years ago and was meant to be you and me but ended u...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #44 | Picking up garbage has nothing to do with helping the environment

24 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We start out attacking my neighbors for picking up twigs on earth day. Apparently sticks are bad for the environment and buying tons of plastic bags t...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #43 | Why does everything have to be so perfumed?

20 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out crapping on doggie doo doo bags and how much I hate that they're perfumed. This starts a whole rant about all the things I hate including ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #42 | Let's Just Abolish School

17 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out with a pretty reasonable idea: liberal arts colleges are a complete waste of time and you should only go to college if you're going to tak...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #41 | I didn't quit Fox News

13 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this sizzling hot episode, I gossip about my eight years at Fox News and dish all the gossip while naming names. The short version is that it's a g...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #40 | Marriage is Easy

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

While it's fun to sow your wild oats, I want to make the case for moving on here. Young people, partying and getting STDs is fun for like, a decade, b...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #39 | I Was Just Listening to Kathy Griffin on Howard Stern

06 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Although this episode is primarily focussed on comedy and the First Amendment, we get political and examine the difference between how censorship affe...

Get Off My Lawn #38 | I'd Like to Tell You About a Lunatic

03 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This one's all about the early aughts in New York City and hanging out at gay bars with my friend Trevor. You'd be surprised how easy it is to meet ch...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #37 | I'm Not Proud Of This But I Pretended I Was Retarded

30 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Wherein I focus exclusively on all the hustles, scams, and cheats I have perpetuated over the years. We accompany each tale with a morality rating and...

Get Off My Lawn #36 | Fighting Solves Everything

27 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I go over half a dozen fights I had as a young man and use them to prove that violence is just. Being bullied as just as important as bullying because...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #35 | I Forgot Something in the Heroin Episode

23 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I start out getting to some unturned stones from the previous heroin episode and then focus on the gays. We talk about the myth of trans, the lack of ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #34 | Had A Lot of Friends Die of Heroin Overdoses

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On today's heroin special we look back at all my friends who OD'd and how that relates to the modern opioid epidemic. Turns out heroin ain't all it's ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #33 | The Best Childhood

16 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this issue I try to sell you on the idea of having children because I use to be like you and my only regret is that I waited so long to have a fami...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #32 | Zambia has Outlawed Sex Dolls

13 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Wherein the host, me, argues that we used to be much less humorless 20-30 years ago. Xenophobia was considered amusing and it was simply a given that ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #31 | Remember When Matt and Trey Were Called South Park Conservatives?

09 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was meant to be a look at the socially liberal, libertarian views of Matt Stone and Trey Parker but it quickly veers into nothing but uns...

Get Off My Lawn #30 | How To Be a Man.

07 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Being a man isn't about lifting 350lbs and knowing how to replace a carburetor. It's about not being a self-hating pussy who can't wait to show his we...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #29 | You Have to Make Your Own Culture

02 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Having fun in high school has nothing to do with where you are or how much money you have. It has to do with how much culture you can invent. Come up ...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #28 | You Know Those Guys Who Refuse to Grow Up?

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

When you're "cool" in high school it's like being king of the world. When you're that same guy well into adulthood, it's downright sad. This episode u...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #27 | I Was a Black Man for a Day in New York City

23 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I stole this concept from Chadwick Moore. If you're white, pretend you're black for a day and see how many things could be construed as racist. If you...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #26 | You Ever Hear a Joke and You Go, "How is That a Joke?"

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

As an incredibly funny person, I like to riff with strangers. Over the years, I've realized about 5% of the population can riff back. 30% of people en...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #25 | You Wanna Get Rich?

16 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Outside of making a ton of cash in media, I've also done well in advertising, real estate, and the stock market. I still work, however, because I like...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #24 | Valentine's Day is for the Boys

12 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today, I talk about that awkward age for boys when girls go from having cooties to being goddesses. It's fun reliving all these various stages with my...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #23 | I Can Make an Atheist Argument for the Existence of God

09 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Atheists, you can believe in God, too. Just call it "nature." This episode proves God exists and makes the case for a supreme being who pushed the fir...

Get Off My Lawn #22 | I Used to Live in a Yuppie Building

06 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

To whine about gentrification and call it genocide is to be a giant cry baby that turns crime and degradation into some kind of sacred culture that mu...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #21 | On The Inside, I'm a Four

02 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Outside of murder, mental illness, and drug addiction, family is forever. Friends however, renew their contract about once a year which is usually how...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #20 | My gay uncle just died

30 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

He was in his late 60s but he died in the closet last week and it breaks my heart. He was a great man who had a rough life and the idea of never openl...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #19 | Good Day I'm Winston Churchill

26 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Very excited to have dead Prime Minister Winston Churchill guest host this week's podcast. He's been awoken from the slumber of death by all this rece...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #18 | I don't like conservative events

23 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Though "A Night For Freedom" and the insanity that surrounded it was covered in great detail on Monday's "Get Off My Lawn," I wanted a freebie for the...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #17 | We jumped a guy the other night

19 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This isn't going to happen again but this episode is just about my week. It gets its own show because it involved: knife fights, spies, cocaine, heroi...

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #16 | Did you ever see someone go crazy?

13 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

One of the great things about old as hell is you've seen a lot of people change over the years. A good 94% of them stay the same but 5% go on to be wi...