Ghostrunners

150 - Why is This Broccoli Yellow?

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake learns a new vegetable and his unintelligence is a consistent theme throughout this episode. Brad makes a biff in basketball but not on his knowl...

149 - Brad Gives Jake a Hearing Test

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you get fluid out of your ear? Please let us know. Both answers would be very helpful to each of ...

148 - Panera Walk of Shame

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brad fixed an appliance and is also potentially mid-swindle from an MLM right now. Jake performed comedy in Fargo and went to a golf convention. Talk ...

147 - "Is He a Circus Performer?"

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brad has big updates on Hattie's classmate Tommy and Jake had quite the experience at LuluLemon this week. Enjoy! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/3...

146 - Best Episode Ever?

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

They just don't make episodes better than this. Brad discovers the savviest Instagram trick of all time, Jake has a new conspiracy theory, they both p...

145 - Last Week in Austin, Texas

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

F12 was AMAZING! We are still recovering from the event but it's clear that our fans are amazing and this community is super special. Don't forget to ...

144 - Madness in the Grocery Store Bathroom

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Brad have some amazing ideas on how to make zoos way more exciting. It's also a great episode if you love rec league basketball stories. Ghos...

143 - Jake Was Auctioned for a Date

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is becoming domesticated and Brad might've experienced deja vu for the first time. Also thank goodness there was no Chiefs talk in this episode o...

142 - Translating the Aborigines

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you love laughing then you'll love this episode. Go Chiefs! Join our Facebook Group for F12: https://www.facebook.com/groups/490307109349091/ Get y...

141 - Give It Up for the DJ!

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brad DJ'd a wedding, Jake performed for the entire church of the Latter Day Saints, and the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl (probably). Get your ti...

140 - Hiring a 60 Second Butler

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What a week it's been here in KC! Plenty of videos, laundry, and vomit all going places. We hope y'all have a great week! Buy tickets to F12 and check...

139 - The Outside of the Oven Door

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been three weeks since Jake and Brad recorded an episode together and there's plenty to talk about. Brad did his first ever paid comedy gig, Jake...

138 - Best Ghostrunners Moments of 2021

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our favorite moments from the podcast this year all in one place... Enjoy! Thanks so much to everyone who listened and supported and made this such a ...

137 - Guess That Dad

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake finally tells the March Madness story. Brad gets ready for his first paid stand up comedy gig. And both of them recap their time at Trey Kennedy'...

136 - Brad Faced His Number 1 Fear

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Guys, don't forget to start making your travel arrangements to come visit us on February 12th in KC! Also guys don't forget there's nothing wrong with...

135 - Hide the Ham

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Do not accept any luggage from an unknown person in the terminal... also do not let Isaac anywhere in your living room. Ghostrunners merch: https://bi...

134 - Meeting the I'm Down Boyz

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad builds a table... but how long is too long? Main Cabin 1 is the best boarding position because it's right at the front... or is it? Lots of tough...

133 - Guess Where It's Wet!

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake has been performing in Florida and Brad has been viewing some very interesting Instagram Live videos... Enjoy! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly...

132 - Do Pastors or Comedians Lie More Often?

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad continues to be a local celebrity getting recognized everywhere and our good friend George Ditto finally gets talked about this episode. Ghostrun...

131 - Where's Waldo in the Club

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake walked a mile to go poop in a women's bathroom and Brad almost caused a forest fire in Kansas. Thank you for listening to our podcast full of ver...

130 - Have You Seen Brokeback Mountain?

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad sat in the very front row to watch Jake perform stand up comedy. The next night, Jake had a very different experience with a man in the front row...

129 - Brad Got Bucked Off of a Horse

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Brad try their best to pronounce ridiculous city names in Wisconsin. They also try to come up with new taglines for Jake to be introduced wit...

128 - Creating a Bond

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jakey made a mistakey performing in Buffalo last week. Brad had a spiritual encounter with a potential client of his. Just another typical week for th...

127 - My Name is Charlotte!

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake has stories from his first few shows on his comedy tour. Brad has stories from being a local celebrity who gets recognized all the time now. Also...

126 - Chettie and Eddy from Boston

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake just got back from Las Vegas and gives Brad his own personal magic show. This episode also features six minutes of uninterrupted northeastern acc...

125 - Front Row with a Service Dog

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad has been to the northeast and Jake has been asked some weird questions while shopping. Let's talk about it. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/39...

124 - Hokey Pokey Slam Poetry

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake and Brad get recognized at Top Golf but they're not really sure by whom or how come. Could've been Nicki Patty...? Come see Brad this ...

123 - Early Bird Gets the Big Worm at Econolodge

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss normal people Olympics, the best ways to end a conversation with a conspiracy theory, and Jake's story from his time at the...

122 - Carrying Christine in Hawaii

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So many travel stories this episode! Jake has been to Hawaii and Brad has been to Branson and both of our experiences were practically identical. Also...

121 - Voicemails From Tony

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has plenty of updates about Jean Shorts Comedy, Jake's Facebook Marketplace deal, and of course the infamous Tony who is a friend of Mich...

120 - Boost Mobile

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad has good intentions as a dad and Jake has too many incoming phone calls. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exc...

119 - Did They Even Go Through Puberty?

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Frisbees are seasonal. Also, what are some things you can say in the grocery store but not at a wedding? Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  ...

118 - In a Bathtub with My Principal

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

One of our better episodes in a while. We both answer phone calls, Facetimes, and even help a girl with an Instagram caption in the middle of the epis...

117 - Breakfast Bologna (w/ Steve Triplett)

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake has stories from performing in New Jersey. Brad has stories from Colorado. And all of it takes place from Jake's childhood home in Strafford, MO ...

116 - Das Wassup

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's a good name for toast? Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/...

114 - The Bat Episode

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad has a tan daughter, a new favorite Instagram account, and tons of bat facts. Jake has stories from Branson and a voice memo love interest apparen...

113 - Sunglasses in the Shower

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode features a new game called Guess the Context, an old segment called Blanks of the Week, and a new character in Brad's life known as Gator...

112 - Visiting Chuck E. Cheese

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad gives Jake a quiz about himself and Jake gives Brad a rundown of what he's been Googling lately. Also, the new YouTube/Facebook channel that we'r...

111 - Everybody Clap Your Hands

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This feels like one of those episodes that might make it into the history books someday. Brad finally has deja vu, Jake encountered all h*ck breaking ...

110 - Jock Jams Comedian

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ghostrunners Olympiad?!? What do we think?? Enjoy this episode full of good ideas and good stories from Jake's time performing in Spokane and Brad's f...

109 - Curse O' The Protein Balls

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks so much to everyone who came to our game and made this past week so special for us! We can't wait for the next Ghostrunners event and to get th...

108 - The American Idol Story

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Somehow we failed to mention this entire episode that we just recorded a bonus episode with Jake's dad that is now live on our Patreon! However, we di...

Bonus: Our Basketball Game Has Been Postponed + Preview of our Podcast with Jake's Dad

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is a massive bummer but it's out of our control and hopefully no one has any major transportation headaches because of the rescheduling. We're st...

107 - We're Feeling Silly

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You're not going to want to miss Jake and Brad in action this Thursday night! Here are the details: Thursday, May 27th 7:30pm - semifinal basketball g...

106 - Escaping Prayer Night

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you like stories with the name Carlos or Judy involved then you'll love this episode! Thanks to Paige Farr for sponsoring this episode and make sur...

105 - Kentucky Coffee Bean

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's year three of the Ghostrunners podcast and we're celebrating with the biggest merch drop ever! We thought about selling navy blazers but opted fo...

104 - Community College Casual

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey two things... First, this is our two year anniversary episode. Second, come to our basketball game on May 27th. That's it. Become a Patron and ge...

103 - Shopping for a Baby Shower

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad is back from Hawaii and Jake is ready to push! Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this ep...

102 - Joe Exotic's Hot Dogs

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The all nighter episode. Check out LukeHougland.com Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this e...

101 - Camel Rides in the Desert

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're in Phoenix and Brad has some unbelievable stories of trying to rent a car, going to the zoo, and seeing Jake perform for the first time. Jake we...

100 - I Don't Know if This Is Fun to Listen to but I Have Questions

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Grab a bowl, identify the man of the house, and enjoy episode 100! Also we just wanted to sincerely say thank you for listening to our podcast! Whethe...

99 - Do You Wanna Make 200 Dollars?

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is a great episode if you love childhood dog stories, dancing at wedding receptions, and really fun youth ministry games. Become a Patron and ge...

98 - Hello, We're On a Birthday Cake

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake just got back from Florida but he's never seen Harry Potter what an idiot! Brad has finalized his plans to go to Hawaii but can't stop choking on...

97 - Beef Jerky for the Troops

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We play Jeopardy for the first time, we talk about Aristotle's Jugular, and also get visited in the middle of the episode by our sponsor which is some...

96 - Twerk Fest

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we learn that Brad has strong feelings towards Deja Vu, Jake meets a customer service cowboy, and Isaac joins briefly to talk about t...

95 - How To Stay Single

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake watched The Bachelor again. Brad gets recognized from a front porch. Isaac joins to talk about his bloody nose on an airplane. What more could yo...

94 - Every Type of Prank

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is full of helpful information. Settlers of Catan stereotypes, Canadien slang terms, and of course love compatibility based on Microsoft ...

93 - Our First Rap Battle

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Would you get three of your fingers removed for 200 million dollars? Are dogs' mouths actually cleaner than humans? Also, what gives you the right? Al...

92 - Meeting Lauren Daigle

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Brad think of a new way to get your fast food for free every time (patent pending). They also debut a new segment called "I don't buy it" and...

91 - Jake Wants to Marry Brad

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Brad and Jake unintentionally write their best joke together. This episode will also leave you with many questions like who in their right mind is wat...

90 - The Worst Guy at Improv Class

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

WE NOW KNOW THAT WE WERE EXTREMELY INCORRECT WHEN IT COMES TO MEASURING A WOMAN'S CHEST SIZE OK?!? Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake...

89 - CSI: Miami

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake just got Covid swabbed for the first time and Brad has a new healthy habit. Go to HumbleSalt.co and use promo code HEYMOM to get 10% off your ord...

88 - My Basement is an Instant Pot

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake's living situation is so amazing right now that he no longer has any incentive to get married. Brad saw a locally sourced turkey. Also this is th...

87 - Walk Around in Hot Porridge

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

2020 has been a crazy year... am I right guys?!? So relatable! Would you rather ride the goat or get shown the 50 states? Become a Patron and get excl...

86 - The Best Ghostrunners Moments of 2020

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The first 49 minutes of this is a normal 'sode and then... then we bring our best. Our favorite moments from all of the episodes in 2020 all in one pl...

85 - Fight Mike Tyson or Return NFL Punts

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jake won a spelling bee to get the master bedroom, Brad would turn down a million dollars to join the Wiggles, and both have had some accidents with b...

84 - Putting a 3yr Old in the Fridge

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone else ball out? Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https:/...

83 - This Episode Slaps Different

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode got de-monetized on YouTube because of the Jingle Bell Rock segment (1:29:45) at the end so please enjoy it. Ghostrunners merch: https://...

82 - Stand Up at a Wedding

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is back from touring and Brad has stories from Thanksgiving in Texas! Go Rockies Ghostrunners Christmas merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a ...

81 - Brad Deuce

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We get one of the best voice memos ever and hear all about Jake's first week back doing stand up comedy shows. HEYYYYY I'M DEUCIN' HERE! Become a Patr...

80 - Putting Our Nose On It

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We might have to improvise Laffy Taffy jokes on a more regular basis. Also have you guys seen Brad's deck? It's not that big. Become a Patron and get ...

79 - Shower Snapchats on Zillow

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has everything you want (sleepwalking, DMV, and freestyle rapping) and nothing that you don't (election talk). Ghostrunners merch: https:...

78 - Brad's Been to Parties

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Size small Athleta yoga pants? Now that's bizarre! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & ...

77 - Mouse in My Chipotle Bowl

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jake won another pickleball tournament and Brad performs as Bruno Mars and Maroon 5. Luff em up! Beep beep! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu...

76 - Jake Watched the Bachelorette

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If anyone knows how to get in touch with Miranda Cosgrove please let us know. But please do not show her Jake's senior pictures. Ghostrunners merch: h...

75 - Dude, Perfect Beans

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Meeting a real life Andy Bernard? That's hot as Haiti! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jak...

74 - Soaking Wet in an Uber

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Wind City. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive cont...

73 - Amish Jams

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Two words: shea butter. It's like dessert your body. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this epi...

72- Tonight is Glow Night

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I think you guys will really enjoy this episode... and that's coming straight from the Donkeh's mouth. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from ...

71 - Do You Wash Your Legs?

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

2 girls, 2 squirrels. (Don't Google it). Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on Yo...

70 - My Morning Moo Juice

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is a great episode if you love acronym-based humor. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch th...

69 - Let's Get Down to Business

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Brad talks about the time he was backstage with Migos and Jake wore some silly t shirts for his first day of school pictures. Become a Patron and get ...

68 - Snow Days Were the Best

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This was a fun episode to look back at all of the amazing things from the 90s. If we missed anything, feel free to leave us a 5 star review and let us...

67 - That's the Cheese!

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I wonder if the I'm Down Boyz buy the same milk... I bet at least one of them is a type 2 diarrhetic. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from J...

66 - Stuck in the Shower

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I accidentally trespassed again... gosh I just can't catch a break! Also, Jake won his first pickleball tournament. Also, Brad has a lot of great qual...

65 - Ashley From Delaware

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey is it overcast in here... cause there's a fight in my backyard. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive con...

64 - Shut Your Cakehole

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a great week to buy a Ghostrunners t-shirt and celebrate your dog still being alive! After all, I didn't fight in Pearl Harbor for nothing... Gho...

63 - Banana Shaped Baby

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We made t-shirts!! Super excited to finally launch some merch for you guys. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to tune into TBS this week...

62 - Karen in the Airport

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey.... come here! Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/...

61 - Called 911 and They Didn't Answer

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If you love exposed brick then you'll love this episode! Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch th...

60 - Snow White is a Starter Princess

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dance like everyone is watching. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: h...

59 - Your First Words on Mars

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dissolving shoes, new diets, and some highly intellectual thoughts on Leap Day. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bi...

58 - Co-ed Bathroom Etiquette

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're on Patreon now! We're thrilled to be able to offer y'all bonus content on a regular basis and can't wait to start putting a lot of time and effo...

57 - Is Quicksand Real?

08 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Brad is going to the lake... it's in rural Texas. Jake has a mustache and can't pronounce the word rural. Joe Biden gives us a juicy one liner again. ...

56 - Identical Twin Reality Show

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

An episode for the ages. Jake is shamed for hanging out with friends in a state where you're allowed to do so. Brad is a professional joke writer agai...

55 - Derek Jeter & Vladimir Putin at the Same Party

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We have a new Ukrainian friend, one of us might remove laser hair, and we discuss what different characters in The Office would be like during a pande...

54 - Blindfolded & Shirtless on the News

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode explains what you need to start your own podcast, best practices when buying a pickleball paddle, and how to have a first born son! Check...

53 - I Was Electrocuted in the Shower

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to see our dance moves, they start at minute 54 on YouTube! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: htt...

52 - Birthing Coach in a Chick-Fil-A

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jake tries to find blind love (spoiler: gets milk shamed), Brad made another Tik Tok, and the famous Mr. James stops by for a bit! Watch this episode ...

51- If You Know, You Know

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A table fell on Brad, we call our March Madness winner, and combine the Bachelorette and Shark Tank. This is the link related to the surprise that we ...