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Giggly Squad

Giggling about chaos goblins, jelly sandals, and double dates

Tue, 20 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the hosts excited about for their upcoming live show?

2.515 - 14.103 Janni

Hallo ihr Mäuse, wir sind Janni und Alina vom Podcast Wine Wednesday. Und wir spielen am 12.6. im Kino am Olympiasee. Sagt man am Olympiasee? Oder im Olympiasee?

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14.143 - 18.686 Alina

Nee, wir sind da kein... Nee, du paddeln wieder drin rum, oder was?

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27.632 - 29.333 Alina

Hahaha.

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29.833 - 38.279 Janni

Und wir spielen am 12.06. im Kino am Olympiasee in Zusammenarbeit mit unserem Partner Backmarket eine Liveshow, unser allererstes Open Air.

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38.319 - 49.326 Unknown Speaker

Das Geile ist, wir dürfen auf der Bühne an euch Zuschauer und Zuschauerinnen einen 800 Euro Voucher für Backmarket verlosen. Es lohnt sich also nicht nur wegen unseren schönen Gesichtern zu kommen.

55.217 - 78.65 Paige

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78.71 - 83.773 Paige

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88.643 - 91.766 Hannah

What's up, my Gretchen Wiener Gigglers? That's a really good one.

91.826 - 92.606 Unknown Speaker

I just looked down.

Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Hannah's husband's comedy special?

367.315 - 386.152 Unknown Speaker

Wait, now I'm nervous that I'm invited to something. Now I'm scared. It's like nothing. So Des shot another special at the Comedy Cellar. Now Des and I have a rule. I'm not allowed to come to special tapings. Because I bring... I'm a chaos goblin.

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386.252 - 392.258 Unknown Speaker

Chaos goblin is my new word. I don't love it, but it might grow on me.

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392.278 - 417.981 Unknown Speaker

You know some people are chaos goblins. The word goblin, it's so frumpy for me. You only want pretty words around. You got that word. Not pretty, not cute. Ist er ein Chaos Angel? Ja. Ein angelischer Chaos Angel. Gorgeous. Er sagt einfach, ich muss mich auf die Show konzentrieren. Und ich komme, weil er das nicht will. Und er hat auch Lachen über mich. Und ich sagte, weißt du was, ich liebe das.

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418.021 - 432.49 Unknown Speaker

Und ich respektiere dich. Ich habe keine Angst, dass deine Freunde gehen. Ich gehe nicht. I love you so much. You're not going to see my face. So much. We're divorcing. So I laid back and my man, he got dressed up. I said, it was like he was going off to war.

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There's nothing like laying in bed and your man having to go anywhere. Oh my God.

436.853 - 451.845 Unknown Speaker

You're like, oh, go. I even like, I put some powder on him because he was going to be on camera. I was his makeup artist. And I said, you look great. Get out of here. So he calls me after the first show. And you know, when you know someone well, that like their tone, you immediately know if something went well or not.

451.885 - 451.965 Unknown Speaker

Yeah.

452.683 - 464.789 Unknown Speaker

Und durch seine Stimme und Stimme war ich so, oh, er hat es verpasst. Wenn du ein Spezial filmst, filmst du typisch zwei Shows und sie werden zusammen gedreht. Aber wenn das erste Show nicht gut geht, ist das viel Druck, weil in der zweiten Show musst du fucking knallen.

464.809 - 467.75 Unknown Speaker

Nehmt Dez je Beta-Blocker?

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about reality TV trends?

1349.639 - 1360.162 Unknown Speaker

Es hängt von der Gruppe ab. Die ganze Gruppe isst einander jetzt. Es hat schon alles beschädigt. Geld ist schon involviert. Egos. Egos, wer ist größer als wer.

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1360.182 - 1370.966 Unknown Speaker

Aber manchmal sind neue Realität TV-Mitglieder, weil der Vibe ist, No one discloses everything because they're all like protecting themselves. But this one was kind of like, let's outdo each other is what you feel. By the way, I've never watched a second of this.

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1371.006 - 1399.438 Unknown Speaker

Well, I think a lot of it has to do with being Mormon and being so like, they're so, they're so, um, yeah, suppressed, but also like, what is the word? Innocent? Yeah, like innocent where they're not like, I don't know. Utah as a state is just so... Do they have air conditioning? I mean, they definitely have air conditioning. But I'm so fascinated by it. Truly not hating or anything.

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1399.498 - 1416.481 Unknown Speaker

I'm really so fascinated on how they have their culture. They don't get influenced by anything else in America. But how do you not see it every day? Because it's a cult. No, it's a full-on cult. So I think part of them getting attention is on even a different scale because it's like

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1417.216 - 1427.58 Unknown Speaker

I also, I haven't watched it, but I love the idea that these women, who in their society are considered less than, are now like independently becoming wealthy.

1427.64 - 1448.408 Unknown Speaker

Well, yes, they are. They out-earn all of their husbands for 100%. Some of their husbands stopped working, which I'm like... Put them back to work. I don't know if they're all dating each other, but someone needs to look into that. But that's besides the point, because I truly do love every single girl on the show, and I'm genuinely rooting for all of them.

1448.448 - 1467.734 Unknown Speaker

Because they have certain scenes, like the one main girl, Taylor, I've never wavered on liking her or not. I've always loved her because her family sucks. Her parents are some of the worst people I've ever listened to on reality TV. No, I'm not kidding. She goes, I love the girls. The older people?

1467.775 - 1490.058 Unknown Speaker

The way they spoke to this girl, that her boyfriend, who she just had a baby with, cheated on her and lied pretty much the whole beginning of their relationship. They literally told her that she deserved it because she had sex with him after like three times of hanging out. And I'm like... literally go to anywhere in the country. What are you talking about?

1490.138 - 1495.533 Unknown Speaker

I just felt so bad for her in that moment. Und das sind ehrlich gesagt alle meine Griechen.

Chapter 4: What are the struggles of balancing personal happiness and expectations?

1895.788 - 1901.752 Unknown Speaker

Ich verstehe, dass du ein... Ein Fulfillment, das anders ist als irgendein...

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1902.928 - 1918.583 Unknown Speaker

I get where you get to a point where you're like, my life is fun, but like I need something else. Like I need like another, like I'm kind of, like I've done what I wanted to do almost kind of thing where like it's not at the forefront.

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1918.664 - 1930.672 Unknown Speaker

It's also because your brain is so used to chasing or like you want to be proud of yourself when I actually do something that I'm proud of. Dein Gehirn weiß noch nicht, dass du dich entschleunigen sollst. Dann ist es so, okay, was machen wir sonst?

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1930.692 - 1936.934 Unknown Speaker

Wir sind uns schlecht für einander, weil wir beide so... Okay, aber wir haben das gemacht. Was ist das Nächste? Was ist das Nächste?

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1937.614 - 1951.96 Unknown Speaker

Aber wir beide sind sehr unterstützend. Und ich sage, ich bin stolz auf dich, obwohl ich weiß, dass du viel zu hart gearbeitet hast und du das nicht tun musst. Weißt du, was ich meine? Was war deine mentale Gesundheit? Oh, meine mentale Gesundheit. Ich hatte einen wirklich guten Tag. And I don't know why.

1952.0 - 1953.221 Unknown Speaker

And it was just being, you were present.

1953.301 - 1969.713 Unknown Speaker

I was present. That was it. I was present. I was talking to my husband. Yeah. I asked my husband a question. Who knew? I asked him a question. I listened to his response. I said something back. I was just in the moment. I wasn't lost in my thoughts. And I said, what a beautiful day. And like, what'd you do that day? I think I like, I played some tennis.

1969.733 - 1970.153 Unknown Speaker

Yeah.

1970.193 - 1989.869 Unknown Speaker

And then I just like relaxed. I like wanted to socialize a little bit. Like, I think like someone came over. Oh, you were really having a good day. Yeah, we watched the Knicks game and I wasn't like on edge. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm healed from whatever illness I have. Go to bed that night. Get assaulted by my dreams.

Chapter 5: Why do horror movies remain popular for date nights?

2216.465 - 2226.181 Unknown Speaker

Women yelling out of fear? I think we should look into that. Chris, did you ever take a girl on a date to a horror movie? Why? Who told you that?

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2226.221 - 2230.105 Unknown Speaker

Joe Rogan? Yeah, I think it's like, oh, she's gonna get scared, you're gonna grab her hand.

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2230.165 - 2235.57 Unknown Speaker

A guy took me on a date to see the movie The Happening. It was supposed to be a scary movie where everyone dies.

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2235.67 - 2242.376 Unknown Speaker

Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd just talked about this when Paul was on Amy's podcast about movie theaters. When's the last time you went to the movie theater?

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2242.396 - 2248.781 Unknown Speaker

So I want to see Sinners at the movie theater, but again... Wir sind nicht ein Paar, das Sachen macht. Es ist kein Horrorfilm.

2248.841 - 2252.102 Unknown Speaker

Ich weiß, es ist kein Horrorfilm. Was für ein Film zu bringen, an einem Zeitpunkt wie diesem.

2252.122 - 2254.824 Unknown Speaker

Du sagst, Leute, die Horrorfilme sehen?

2254.844 - 2261.827 Unknown Speaker

Jede Art von Horrorfilm, wenn du es zu Hause verlässt, ist es diabolisch. Wenn du es zu Hause liest, weil das dein Genre ist.

2261.887 - 2279.665 Unknown Speaker

Ich war auch traumatisiert, als ich in der Tennisakademie war, als ich 14 Jahre alt war. Es war ich und diese eine andere Frau und all diese Jungs. Und unsere Nachtabend ging in den Mall in Florida, weil das ist alles, was sie in Florida tun müssen. Und sie würden uns einen Horrorfilm sehen. Und die Jungs klingeln an den falschen Zeiten, um mich zu erschrecken.

Chapter 6: How do personal relationships affect our mental health?

2618.478 - 2643.617 Unknown Speaker

Aber er grunzt und er versucht es herauszufinden. Dann bin ich so, okay, gut. Er ist sehr wütend von den Specials, also vielleicht sollte ich... So, dann mache ich den schönen, du brauchst Hilfe. Und er sagt, tatsächlich. Und ich war so, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And honestly, I had a little attitude. And also, you didn't care.

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2643.677 - 2649.501 Unknown Speaker

Also, I didn't want to be there. Also, I never got hired officially. Also, I want to go home.

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2649.521 - 2676.553 Unknown Speaker

So he was like, no, you gotta change how you do it. And I was like being mature and I walked off. I had to walk off. So chic. And then I come back and I go, because we do this weird thing in our relationship, which I say sorry sometimes, which I don't recommend. So I said, Babe, I'm sorry. I don't know who that just was. I'm back with you. Let's do this couch.

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2676.633 - 2679.397 Unknown Speaker

It's us versus the couch. It's us versus the couch.

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2679.417 - 2684.065 Unknown Speaker

This couch doesn't know what's gonna hit it. Babe, it's me and you versus the world. This couch has never met the bishops.

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The Bishop Burners.

2687.273 - 2709.321 Unknown Speaker

So I, two minutes in, I'm mad again. You're like, I retract that statement. This couch is fucked. I had that moment where, you know it's bad when you have to check your flow app. And I go, when am I getting my period? Because I'm just trying to feel a little. And when are you getting it? It was four days away. And I go... Actually, I take back my thought.

2709.361 - 2713.743 Unknown Speaker

I come back in the room and I say, actually, I am PMSing. It wasn't me either.

2713.783 - 2718.526 Unknown Speaker

Actually, one more thing about the couch. So, here's what's happening.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of being a 'cat dad'?

2986.355 - 2992.517 Unknown Speaker

I will say that sometimes though, girls can meet their long lost best friend through being someone's girlfriend.

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2992.597 - 2995.778 Unknown Speaker

And look, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

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2995.818 - 3000.621 Unknown Speaker

Right. And I'm happy for that. They're the exception, not the rule. Yes. Usually it's like, ah. Okay.

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3000.661 - 3009.172 Unknown Speaker

Ja, ja. Aber das Double Date, das lustige Teil, ist das Gossip, nachdem du weggehst. Und dann schätzt du dich und du gehst.

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3009.192 - 3015.48 Unknown Speaker

Sie hassen sich. Ich sehe eigentlich, dass dein core Couple, mit dem ihr zu Abend geht, ein lesbischer Couple ist.

3016.698 - 3026.386 Unknown Speaker

Das ist so lustig, dass du das sagst, weil das ist absolut das, was wir tun. Lesben lieben Des. Lesben sind seltsam zu Des, weil er blaue Augen hat. Weißt du, blaue Augen-Männer sind ziemlich schön.

3026.406 - 3027.147 Unknown Speaker

Und er ist schön.

3027.187 - 3040.499 Unknown Speaker

Ja, sie lieben Des. Und dann, weil er straight Anderson Cooper gibt. Ja. Und dann lieben sie mich und ich liebe sie. Wir lieben die Tailors. Ja, wir lieben Lesben. Ja.

3041.101 - 3047.15 Unknown Speaker

We love lesbians. I don't know enough, honestly. I don't actually have enough lesbians in my life.

Chapter 8: What lessons do the hosts learn from their chaotic lives?

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Actually, if it burns, it's not good.

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3359.93 - 3365.195 Unknown Speaker

I don't like those lip things that tingle. I can't focus on conversation when my lips are tingling.

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3365.215 - 3365.995 Unknown Speaker

Yeah, see, I love that.

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3366.036 - 3373.923 Unknown Speaker

And then I think everyone's looking at my lips tingle. Yeah. And it's distracting everything. How do you function when your lips are tingling? I just love it. You love it?

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3373.943 - 3386.953 Unknown Speaker

I love anything beauty-related. I'm very vain. Anything that I feel like is gonna make me look better, I'm like, I don't care if it hurts, smells, or kills me. I'm trying it.

3386.993 - 3393.278 Unknown Speaker

You know, I don't talk to the internet. And I don't get involved in gossip. However, there was a post.

3393.318 - 3398.201 Unknown Speaker

We're only talking, we're only speaking on our podcast that we've had for the last five years.

3398.221 - 3431.589 Unknown Speaker

There was a post that came up on my feed because they know I care about you. But it was like saying what work you might have had done. Nein. Nein. I did see this. Did you see it?

3431.629 - 3438.391 Unknown Speaker

And I know that photo haunts me literally. It was like I went to SiriusXM like one day, my first summer of summer house.

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