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Chapter 1: What humorous moments kick off the episode?
Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my grizzly gigglers. Wait, I need to get my phone. Oh, my God. Well, because I just, like, I have things. I have, oh, you do? Well, I have notes and stuff. I was in the car on the way to the Teen Vogue party. Sorry, I just love saying that. What is that?
Selena Gomez is like, oh, I got a little bloom in my hair on the way to the Teen Vogue party. We messed up today. Yeah, we messed up today. First of all... This is what we get. Wait, first of all, I'm wearing a YSL windbreaker. First of all, everywhere you walk today, you got a compliment. Also, her hair is tucked in like Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen. She's obsessed with herself.
But you also don't feel like talking. You just want people to look at you today. Yeah. I wish I like, I feel like my voice is different. I'm like, like it's, it's smaller. It is crazy not to defend you and your obsession with outfits, but the right outfit really makes you feel like it's not good. That girl. No, in a good way. Okay. The right outfit makes you like, believe in yourself. Yeah.
But the wrong outfit. Ruin. Cancel everything. I've like broken up with boyfriends. I'm like, I just can't. I'm overstimulated and my outfit sucks. And everybody knows that. You walk in and I'm like, everyone's whispering about my outfit. That's actually happened to me though. That's in your head. That's my reality. Today, me and Hannah went shopping this morning. What can I say? Yeah.
not to get deep, but I feel like me and you have like never been more in love with each other. We're like obsessed with each other. We're so close, like on a soul sister level right now. And we've been like making time for each other, which we've never done. The other day you said to me, if I wanted to stop being your friend, I could have years ago.
No, I was just saying that we've chose each other. Like no one forced us to be friends.
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Chapter 2: How do personal outfits affect self-confidence?
Yes. I mean, people forced us to possibly not be friends at some point. And we fought against that. We rose above. We rectified. I don't know if that was the right word. But yesterday you're like, let's go to dinner. Yeah. Now, let me just say. You ordered wine. I was feeling crazy. Crazy. And then I got scared. I didn't want to order wine, but I saw they had a coconut drink.
One thing about me, I love a coconut drink, but it came in a full coconut. And let me just tell you, it's very hard to have serious adult conversations while you're holding a full coconut. No, we.
were the video of like the waiter coming over at the most horrible point because he sees me with a coconut he thinks it's an easy he thinks it's fun it's like it's like oh and she's like and then when the lawsuit got involved She goes, and then she lost all her children. So anyway, I'm sending a cease and desist. And also this wasn't just like any coconut. It was like a pumpkin.
Yeah, it was massive. At one point, everyone was talking at the dinner and I go, I'm holding the coconut. I'm speaking. Unless you have the coconut in your hands, you can't speak. That was the funniest joke of the whole night. I know. Actually, I didn't even talk that much last night, which I'm proud of myself because sometimes in a group dinner, I don't know how much to talk.
I feel like I talked the right amount. Like I left the dinner being like,
i didn't know great performance and i had some of the like top hits of the night you did you you had the i got like two applause breaks yeah you had laugh breaks me and des monopolized the whole conversation i was obsessed with you and des because you're very powerful separate but when you're together you're like too powerful and you were like scorped
being it well we were also sitting across from each other so it was like I could only look at him truly and so I was just like Paige is fully interrogating Des I'm drinking from my coconut and it was getting kind of it was like like Barbara Walters well the stories were deep well because Des has so many great stories but then it made me laugh you were you waited till I was married to a man for four years before you changed his you like put his name in your phone yeah
And that's so fucking real. Yeah, I like just recently saved it. Like not that long ago. It's true. And it went to like, I had it saved, but it was like Des, Hannah's boyfriend, Summer. Like I have to write all these. And then it became Des Bishop as of late. Because I was like, yeah, he's a person. And I should recognize that.
Once the marriage is like four years in, it was a little bit of a COVID meeting. I understand. I can't believe you're married for four years. Like, I feel like my parents will go out and like, like my mom is me.
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Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts share about their friendship?
Like, so I know like when she goes, my favorite time of year is like my mom's, my dad's high school reunion. It's like, oh my God. Like I can't, not my mom's high school reunion, like different. My dad, like when he has one, I'm like, we're picking out our outfit. We're like... It's just, like, a whole thing.
But I feel like when my parents talk about, like, going out, and, like, they've always had good social lives. Like, even when I was younger, they would always go out to dinner, like, with someone Saturday nights. That's so funny. Then, like, for the longest, they didn't. I feel like that was, like, when I was, like, middle school, high school.
And now that, likeā Well, they were stressed about you. Yeah. God forbid they left, you'd get a tongue piercing. But now that they're, like, in their 60s, I feel like they, like, socialize more than ever. Yeah. And like... My parents are partying. Yeah. And like my mom will call me and like we talk like girls, you know, and she'll be like, and I feel like she was like hitting on your dad.
So obviously like I had to go over and be like, hello. And I'm like, stand up for yourself. Right. And she was like, and you know, dad, he always plays dumb. I'm like, and I hate when he does that. So I'm like... I feel like as like you will always have a crush. It's the people that take the crush to the next level.
I remember the first time I realized my dad realized another man was hitting on my mom and I was like so proud of my mom. I was like, good. Make dad jealous. Yeah. I'll never forget one time I went out with my parents and we were in Saratoga and we went to there's like After you go to the racetrack, there's like a couple bars that you go to that are like honestly dirty.
Like it's like you're in the dirt, but everyone's dressed up and like drinking from plastic cups. But it's just like the vibe. And so there's one that's like a little more adult called Ciro's. And then there's another one that's like a little bit more rambunctious. And this is your like home court. It's like my home court. Like if you go to the one, it's like full high school reunion.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts navigate social situations?
So like I avoid it sometimes because I'm like, who knows? I'm obsessed with small town stuff like this. Yeah, I feel like I did kind of have like a small town. It's a small town, but it's like you knew everyone there. And this was like right when I turned 21 and like would go out with my brother, there were times where we'd be like, let's bring mom and dad. Yeah.
And we would go to like a dinner or something. But anyway, so we're at this bar and this guy's walking up to me and like my parents are behind me and I'm like, oh my God, like this guy's walking up to me. He's going to be like hitting on me in front of my parents. Like this is like so embarrassing. But like he was hot. So I was like, well, they're going to have to deal with that.
Like look alive, dad. And this guy comes up to me and he's chatting me up. And we're like chatting and he goes, and the woman behind you, who is that? And I'm like looking around and I like see my mom and I'm like, who's behind me? And he's like, the woman like wearing black. I'm like, my mom? And he's like, well, sorry, I didn't know it was your mom. Like, is she single?
And I was like, my dad is like right here. And it scarred me so, I was like disgusted. I was so, I was like, this is...
the worst thing ever see every guy's obsessed with my mom welcome to my life yeah every guy i've ever dated after they meet my mom they go waste your mom's you except she like has her shit together yeah mine's the opposite every guy i've ever dated hates my mom i mean because she calls you on your bullshit my mom literally one time said to a boyfriend were you a fat child
And now, like, you think you know how the conversation is going to go after that? Like, because it's just so awkward. But Kim is a silent killer. Like, that'll be the only thing she says the whole night. No, I know for a fact that man thought about it three weeks later and was like, what'd she mean by that? And I was like, she meant what she asked. And he was like, I actually was.
And she goes, yeah, you act like it. And I was like, Oh my God. Cause honestly he was like so crazy about things I ate and she didn't like that. No, my mom. Oh, I had one of those guys. Yeah. And so she called him out without calling him out. Like my, don't project your shit on her daughter. She can eat whatever she wants. Oh my God. My, my mom and I have the same thing.
And I said, he wants to help me be a fitness model. And she said, you're eating pasta.
yeah guys would like go to my mom's house and be like it's so clean and i'm like yeah my mom's really clean yeah and then she'd like you know she just is fully domesticated while also being successful while also being beautiful and they were like so you're missing a couple so do you think this will come with age or also by the way when we go off about our moms and parents on this podcast i always get a call i got a call actually yesterday being like
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