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Chapter 1: What iconic foods can you get from Gold Belly?
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I'm in the process of helping one of my best friends plan her bachelorette party. And the first thing we thought was we need an Airbnb because we wanted to do like one dinner at home or just like a PJ party. And it truly is way more convenient than hotels. It's easy to split the price.
Chapter 2: How can I plan a fun bachelorette party?
And I just feel like you make so many more memories when you're all in the living room together rather than separated into separate bedrooms. So next time you're planning a trip with friends or family, a bachelorette or just an escape getaway, check out Airbnb because they truly are way more fun.
you know it's a crazy statistic over 10,000 chemicals have entered our US food supply yet in the EU it limits this to just 300 additives I personally don't have time to sift through the ingredients labels or to see what is in my food that's why I love thrive market I feel like I've talked about thrive so many times because they're the only place that has my freestyle olives which I love
They come in so many different flavors. Their Kalamata olives are so good, but their spicy ones are my absolute favorite. And Thrive Market makes it so easy to find better options without the hassle. One of my favorite features is the healthy swap scanner. So in the Thrive Market app, it simply scans any item and you'll instantly get cleaner, healthier grocery alternatives.
Chapter 3: What are the benefits of using Thrive Market?
Another thing I love is that Thrive Market's smart cart feature. It takes the stress out of replacing the junk food when you create an account. So Thrive Market asks the right questions and automatically builds a grocery cart tailored to your needs. So honestly, things you would have never even thought of, but you're like, no, I love that. They're already in your cart for you.
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Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, my get back to work gigglers? No more relaxing. We're taking on the town.
Honestly, I miss Giggly Squad. I feel like I've lived seven lives since our last pod.
Well, OK, we have to apologize not only to the Academy. Yeah. But we dropped the most dramatic episode ever on a Monday with no warning. And we were just like, figure it out, Googlers.
The drama.
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Chapter 4: How do friendships and support change during breakups?
The only... Like, I don't care about any rumor that is, like, ever said about me. I felt like that TikTok sound when it's like, you're a drug dealer. I was like, what? Like, watching things about myself. The only thing that I was like, okay, can't, like, let this go by was because it was, like, a third party involved. It was, like, people saying that I cheated on Craig with Marcelo.
Which, when I first saw that, I... I died laughing.
I was laughing. I was going to text him and then I was like, I don't even want to bother him with this because it's so stupid.
I felt weird. I was like, I feel like I have to text Marcelo because like, what if he sees that? What if he has a girlfriend?
Just for the record, have you ever texted him one-on-one, not in our bachelorette group chat?
One time to get me into the SNL Shane Gillis after party. Literally the only time I've ever texted Marcella was, hey, do something for me and get me to meet Shane Gillis.
So when I see that, I go, wait, that's my baby brother? Yeah. She would never touch my baby brother. I can't have sex with a minor. That's illegal.
Literally, he...
I birthed him. We birthed him from our pussies. Domingo came out of my fucking vaginal canal.
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Chapter 5: Why did Hannah suggest Paige shave her head?
I just heard randomly today. Wait, let's do it on the count of three. Okay. One, two, three. Ariana Grande. I don't like that. I didn't cast her. Oh, wait. Here's another thing I have to say. I've been trying to watch Wicked for... My, we're going on seven days now. I've taken seven phenomenal naps. Right when it starts. Someone was like, Wicked would be so good without the singing.
Wicked would be so fucking fire without the singing. But do you see how you are, Glinda? Yes. Ariana, from what I saw, 15 minutes intermittently, she's crushed it. She's amazing. She's phenomenal. She's the best singer of our entire generation. I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn. Why? She's Italian.
I shouldn't say that because I do love her and I actually do think she probably could do the role because we've seen her like be able to commit and like whatever. In my head, it's someone older. But what if she's playing her that age? Yeah. No, you're right. But like, I just think Anne Hathaway has always looked the most like her or Lily Collins. Yeah. Or you. Or me.
Honestly, maybe I'll just, maybe I just call the jury. I'm like, I've never acted. Put me in, coach. I've seen you on Summer House. You're pretty good at acting. According to everyone on the internet, I've been acting for three years. My mom is like the best mom ever.
And when I was little, not little, I think maybe I was in like seventh or eighth grade and something happened for the first time ever, like with a boy. And I remember my mom saying to me and she'd like repeat it to me like every couple of years. And she would say, Paige, I need you to understand that this is a man's world. OK, it's a man's world.
So you need to always be smarter, quicker, like thinking on your feet, like you're going to get fucked over in situations that you shouldn't just because you're a woman. And I feel like that always stuck in the back of my head. And I think people get so mad at me because I move like a guy. I've always moved in the world like a fucking guy. I will ghost the fuck out of you. I don't give a shit.
I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like I need to get back at you. It's I'll get I'll take your job and become your boss and I'll fire you. Yeah. Like that's my kind of crazy. Yeah. No, 100%. So it was just like very telling. Like I knew our world was misogynistic, but I didn't know to the extent until it was like coming at me.
I do have to say I saw a stat on Instagram. Guys in their 20s, one in five are in relationships and girls in their 20s. It's like two out of three. Okay. And the way that makes sense is because girls don't want to date guys in their 20s. They want to date older guys. I'm not saying I started that, but like I probably did.
And there's like a maturity thing, but that there is a problem with men right now. Like majority of homeless are men. Majority of addicts are men, which obviously majority of murders are men. But at this point, What do we do? Because now, Chris, what do we do? Because I was talking to my cousin who's at FIT. I was like, who are we dating? And she was like, no, it's not good out there.
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges of being a woman in the comedy industry?
I hired 10 writers and I'm testing and testing and... I know I'm going to kill it because I put the work. I love, I hate when people are just like, oopsie poopsie, I crushed it. And then you're sitting at home like, oh, I guess like I'll never be talented enough.
No, I think she's such an inspiration. Not only did she crush her job, she looked... It obviously wasn't an effortless job. She looked effortless though. She looked gorgeous. She looked stunning.
I think something like we like to put out in the world is how women can be multifaceted. Like you can be beautiful, but also a bitch. I can be funny, but also depressed. And I love that she's multifaceted on there. And it's like, she's not just like, oh, I hate myself and I'm funny. No, she's like, I'm hot, but I'm also funny. But I also worked really hard for this. I also was nervous.
Like just the multifaceted, just being a human.
Yeah. She's very just authentic and relatable. I also loved that people were like, she's the best host since... Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, which I like forgot that they used to host it. Shout out Amy. And they were phenomenal. And it's like, oh, does anyone know what guy has ever fucking hosted? No, because he sucked. Remember when Joe Coy did it? Get the fuck out of my face.
Like, that's crazy. I have some like tea. Yeah. Did you know that Nikki Glaser's the reason Des and I are married? No. No. I don't know if I ever like said it. Wait, no. So Des, I saw Des like eight years ago at the Comedy Cellar when I was like in sales or something.
Yeah.
I thought he was so cute, but his whole set.
Wait, that's so crazy because I keep getting TikToks that are like, you meet your husband twice. Stop.
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Chapter 7: What did John Stamos do at the event?
Yeah. Yeah.
you don't see what women deal with. And it's like Des, he hasn't seen what like female comics deal with. And he'll be like, oh, that's weird. They picked your quote or like, oh, why didn't they choose you for that? Is that not crazy? And they learned so much from seeing it through our lens. Yeah. And I think my dad, he loved when like I was on the boys team and the boys were complaining.
Like my dad lived for that. So... No, I think that like...
Life is, like, such a cycle that men get daughters that need to have daughters. Oh, my dad needed a daughter. Like, beyond. Because they always say that, like, when you have a son, like, a certain part of, like, love that you've never experienced, like, you experience it. But I feel like with dads and daughters, it's, like, ten times more.
We're very similar. And also, I feel like the sons, they have that little bit of, like, fucking authority where they want to be like, I'm my own man.
Yeah.
Where, like, me with my dad, I'd just be like, I love you. Daddy, you can do nothing wrong.
Well, also like think of their generation. They're the generation of like, yeah, you couldn't get divorced. You couldn't have a credit card. So like them growing up and then having daughters that are like so opposite of anything they've ever been used to is like kind of crazy. But that's a testament to our moms. Well, I was about to say my dad is the least powerful person in the household.
Yeah. My dad doesn't know where a goddamn thing is. My dad doesn't know my birthday or his own birthday. My dad did not know one gift that he gave over the holidays. I love to look at him. I said, dad, what is this gift? What is it? And he just beats me. I don't know whatever your mom picked out, but it is, it is a cool full circle moment to bring our dads to game, to watch other men run around.
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Chapter 8: What funny moments happened while attending the Knicks game?
I don't like feeling trapped. That's why I wore a tank top.
Because I was like- You can have it hang off. Yeah. And I felt the same way. I was like, am I going to want to take it off? But like, I can't wear a tank top, but like- I ordered- This is my first time on a Jumbotron. Yes. Oh my god. Watch, they don't do it. Right. They just do you. They're like, Hannah, the giggly squad in my club.
No, there is, like, an asterisk that, like, says, like, we can't guarantee that you're on the Jumbotron. Is there? Yeah, but I think, just, like, if they ever fuck up, like, they can't get sued, you know? Okay, got it. Like, I need to be on the Jumbotron.
Also, the Jumbotron, it's very quick, and you always, like, look, I was on the Jumbotron once at the Met game, and it was pretty great, but it goes so fast. You don't know where to look, because if you look at it, you're not looking in it. It's a whole thing.
No, I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.
You're going to be great.
You've been training your whole life for this moment. No, I've literally been training my whole life for a jumbotron. That's how Pamela Anderson got discovered, and I think that's been in my head because I'm like, hello? Is that really how she – Yes. Pamela Anderson got discovered on a jumbotron at a football game, I think. Wait, you're right.
No.
No.
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