Crowned & Cancelled
Episodes
Boundaries, Burnout and Bitchy Business
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Can you burn out at 21? Oh yes, yes you can. I’ll help a frazzled Shalloner who is feeling used by everyone in her life, another who can’t seem to...
Shallontine’s Day Special: Your V-Day Horror Stories!
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this special bonus Shallontine’s Day episode, I’ll break down some truly heinous Valentine’s horror stories you shared with me, from a love-b...
The Trap Of “Just Friends” & Dating With Disabilities
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Should you be “just friends” with a guy who isn’t ready to commit? UH NO. I’ll break down the trap of endless friendship, plus help a Shallone...
Getting Unstuck & Catfishing On Tinder
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Do you feel stuck in stagnant? I’ll tell you how to reverse-engineer your life to get out of a rut and back on track, talk to a girl dealing with an...
Weddings, Funerals, and Trauma Bonding
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Life isn’t always sugar and pom-poms. This week we’re tackling some heavy topics from family obligations to family loss. Plus, I’ll help a confu...
Career Quagmires & The Truth About Being An Empath
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I’ll help a fan narrow down her career options, explain some hot and cold behavior from a guy who won’t put out, and we are the pros an...
Vacationships & Being A Beta
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Did you fall for a guy on a getaway? I’ll unravel a fiasco with a “vacationship” and help a girl who realized that SHE is the beta. Plus, we’l...
Oral Fixations and Moms With Dramz
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we’ll debate why some dudes won’t go downtown, and why others let their moms run their life. Plus, I’ll help a Shalloner who’s gu...
How To Play A Player
01 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we’ll explore how to get revenge on an ex, a player, and a guy who had the AUDACITY to move on after a break up! Plus, I’ll remind yo...
How To Make A Guy Like You & The Truth About One Night Stands
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Can we turn a wishy-washy guy into marriage (or at least boyfriend) material? And what happens when you realize too late that you like a guy from a on...
How To Ho 101 & Chasing Neglect
11 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'll talk to a teen who wants to unleash her inner maneater, plus several other chickadees who recognize that they’re entangled with awful...
Forgiving A F**kboy, Jealous Judgement & Unraveling The Ick!
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If a f**kboy grows up, should you give him another chance? I'll tell it like it is to one Shalloner pondering aplayer, plus help another make friends ...
Young Guy Problems & Old Friend Fiascos
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
'Tis the season to break up with friends who annoy you! I'll help two Shalloners untangle themselves fromfriendships that no longer serve them, plus h...
Desperation Dating & Birthday Blues
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'll help two Shalloners who can't seem to craft the relationships they want. One is constantly striking out at the bars while another is fu...
Deceptive Dudes & Marrying Our Mothers
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'll help two Shalloners who are more than a little suspicious that their oh-so-perfect boyfriends areanything but. Plus, I'll help a 20-yea...
Penis Problems & Mama Drama
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is "vanilla sex" a dealbreaker? We'll decode what a guy means when he dogs his own sexual performance,and what YOU mean when suddenly you can't stand ...
Supposedly Shy Guys & Dudes Who Don't Plan Dates
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is there anything more annoying than a guy who "can't" plan a date? No, and I'll give you a script to nip it in the bud. Plus, I'll break down a booty...
Good Guy F*ckboys & Pity Parties
23 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, two girls are dealing with depressive dudes...but when does love turn into enabling? I’ll straighten ‘em out like a piece of wire, p...
Anti-Romantics and Virgin Vixens
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, we will tackle a tricky question from a girl who doesn’t want her sexual boundaries to destroy her social life, explore why romantic g...
Cheat Codes & Flaky Friends
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I’ll give you scripts for shutting down friends who are flaky, catty or self destructive, plus semi-sorta-cheating boyfriends! Plus, I’...
Pausing Pesky Patterns & The Truth About Love Triangles
25 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’ll explore the toxic patterns that hold you back, how self-worth and shame hinder your ability to make friends, what to do when a boot...
Popularity Problems & Freezing Out Family
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, I’ll tell you how to cut off toxic family, why an ex should stay an ex, what small talk texting really means, and how to cope with a c...
Booty Calls What We Permit
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Being “friends with benefits” sounds great...until he’s the only one benefitting. I’ll break down the psychology behind booty calls, and how t...
Taming a Toxic Boss
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, I’ll tell you what to do about a toxic work environment, ease your mind if losing your virginity wasn’t exactly magic moment, mus...
Anxiety Answers & Besties Behaving Badly
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week I’ll tell you how to fix anxiety without medication, tackle friends who are in trouble… and ones who are MAKING trouble, whether or not ...
Peace With A Painful Pasts & Getting Back At A Ghoster
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I’ll tell you how to make peace with your past, calling out a ghoster, whether first date sex ruins everything, and how to know if you’...
How To Spot A Keeper
09 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
By now we know how to spot a douchebag… But what about a quality guy? I’ll tell you how to identify a keeper, explain why your f**kboy ex settled ...
Why Guys Ghost & How To Raise The Bar
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this: you have an amazing date and then he ghosts for a few days...or forever. I’ll tell you what’s actually happening behind the scenes, ...
Bad Texters & Love Lessons From Hitler
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is “I’m a bad texter” code for “ just not into you?” I’ll break down disastrous digital behavior, explain how to move on after cheating, t...
The Gift Of Shame & Changing A Cheater
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Can you change a cheater? Or train an unchivalrous manchild? I’ll tell you when to walk away, plus how to deal with a guy friend who’s caught feel...
The Curious Case of the “Cool Girl” Myth
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is trying to be the “cool girl” actually ruining your love life? I’ll explain what cool ACTUALLY looks like, and why anxiety is a symptom of an ...
Happily Never After? When Life Is “Good On Paper,” with @KateTheWasp!
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Boy meets girl. Boy marries girl. Girl’s problems magically evaporate...right? This week I sit down with @KateTheWasp, my real-life friend behind th...
Astrological Angst & Money Matters
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is astrology BS or are certain signs totally incompatible? I’ll spell it all out, and weigh the pros and cons of short guys, and dish on why you sho...
Flirtation Fixation & Hurtlocker Heartache
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Should you tell your boyfriend when other guys hit on you? I’ll break down a dude’s motivation for wanting to know, plus give you a script for emb...
Broke Boys & Attitude Adjustments
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is is unrealistic to expect guys to take you on dates? I’ll break it down, and reveal the one CRUCIAL attitude you must have when dating...and the a...
Raw-Dogging Douchebags & Catastrophic Confrontations
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is it a compliment when a guy doesn’t want to use a condom? I’ll break down what he’s ACTUALLY doing, and help two Shalloners dealing with a tox...
Birth Control Quandaries & Confrontation Conundrums
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How much say should your boyfriend have in the type of birth control you use? I’ll break it down, and sort out why an ex comes begging for forgivene...
WELCOME TO GIRL ON TOP
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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Stripper Tips & Family Feuds
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A Shalloner is pondering becoming a stripper while another is selling her skivvies for cash. Plus, why a guy is hesitant to let you meet the family, w...
Classmate/Coworker Crushes & Busted Booty Calls
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dating someone from your school or office? I’ll tell you how to differentiate courtship from what I call “unintentional logistical contact.” Plu...
Exes & Ohs
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is there a way to get your ex back without groveling? I’ll tell you the best way to reignite a former flame, plus how to deal with a guy with drug i...
Tinder Terrors, Exes On Insta & Lurking Losers
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is there any reason your boyfriend should still have tinder on his phone? I’ll break it down, plus examine why a guy is all up in your social networ...