Glaswegians Anonymous
Episodes
How Many Calories In A Ladle Of Spunk? | Episode 36 | Glaswegians Anonymous
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up, because Episode 36 of Glaswegians Anonymous goes off the rails faster than a shopping trolley in the Clyde.We started this session with the...
GET YOUR MUGS, FRIDGE MAGNETS & YOUR VIAGRA | EPISODE 35 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! In Episode 35, the mood swings from absolute buzzing excitement to some heavy, deep-seated c...
WHAT KIND OF CLAIM WOULD YOU GET FOR A CRASH IN SPACE? | EPISODE 34 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up, because Episode 34 is a pure rocket ship of nonsense. This week, the Glaswegians Anonymous crew are tackling everything from the local chip...
GUYS STARE AT MY TITS | EPISODE 33 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS
03 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The sun has finally made a guest appearance in Glasgow, which means two things: everyone is suddenly "taps aff" at Glasgow Green, and the un...
I'M OFF THE DIETS AND ON THE DINNERS | OPEN GOAL HOT WING MELTDOWN | EPISODE 32
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back and, quite frankly, they’ve reached a breaking point. This week, Darren and Gary recap their experience taking on the Open Goal Ho...
DEEP FRIED GUINEA PIG | EPISODE 31 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up for another dose of pure Glasgow patter as Gary and Darren return to the mics for a look back at a chaotic week. This episode is a proper mi...
I’ve had 400 Street Fights Mate….Undefeated | Episode 30 | Glaswegians Anonymous
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this landmark 30th episode, the boys are joined by a man who knows exactly what it takes to reach the top of the mountain: British and Commonwealth...
I’m spectrum’d oot ma tits | Episode 29 | Glaswegians Anonymous
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, Gary and Darren dive into a chaotic mix of rural life, questionable grooming habits, and high-stakes football tension.Here’...
AYE, THE BALANCED DIET: ROIDS & DONNERS | Episode 28 | Glaswegians Anonymous
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous. This week, the fitness regime has taken a bit of a turn, the nostalgia is hitting ha...
Sorry For Square Going Your Wean Bro | Episode 27 | Glaswegians Anonymous
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Back with another week of madness with Darren & Gary:The Comedy Grind: Gary is officially "going demented" with full-time comedy. Betwee...
You’ll get dynamite at ping pong, pool & fighting | Episode 26 | Glaswegians Anonymous
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s chaotic installment of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren prove that 9:00 AM is an ungodly hour for two comedians with ADHD to be...
Are You Shagging Exhausts? | Episode 25 | Live From Smokey Trotter Kitchen Special |
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 25 is coming at you live from the heart of the Barras! We set up shop in Smokey Trotter’s Kitchen with a list of audience suggestions and ze...
Your Weans are gonna be Russian mate | Episode 24 | Glaswegians Anonymous
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren take a deep dive into the chaotic spectrum of modern life—ranging from internatio...
An MOT For Your Fart Box? | Episode 23 | Glaswegians Anonymous
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up, because this week Darren and Gary are diving into the deep end of the "too much information" pool. In an episode that swings wildly from th...
I'd Eat A Sh*te Off A Mortons Roll | Episode 22 | Glaswegians Anonymous
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up for another chaotic shift with the Glaswegians Anonymous crew! This week, Gary and Darren are trading the microphones for aprons—or at lea...
Your Maw Is In My Dm's Bro | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode #21
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for the first sit-down of 2026, and let’s just say the festive period has left its mark—mostly on Gary’s waistline and Darren’...
Glaswegians Anonymous | LIVE Part 2: The Podcast (Unfiltered & Uncut)
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The mics are hot and the filters are off. 🎙️🏴In Part 2 of our live special, we’re diving into the Glaswegians Anonym...
Glaswegians Anonymous | LIVE Part 1: No One Is Safe (Crowd Work)
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The front row thought they were safe—they were wrong. 🎤💥Welcome to Part 1 of Glaswegians Anonymous Live, recorded at [Insert Venue Name, e.g.,...
The Super God Comedy Squad & Bare Bum Baptisms | Episode 18 | Glaswegians Anonymous
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas from the city where the "Star of Bethlehem" is usually just a police helicopter! This week, Darren and Gary tuck into a fest...
The Secret Doesn't Work On The Taxman | Episode 17 | Glaswegians Anonymous
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the pre-Christmas special, and the festive stress is officially kicking in!On this week’s Glaswegians Anonymous, we are breaking down the abs...
I WAS THE WEE GUY WITH TITS | Episode 16 | Glaswegians Anonymous
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back! Darren is officially surviving the flu, which gives him just enough energy to roast Gary for his latest confession: he used to have...
I'm Taking It Back To Wan*king In Bushes To A Catalogue | Episode 15 | Live Show Recap
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BACK! And we are still buzzing from the absolute scenes at the Glee Club!Episode 15 is a massive recap of our sold-out live show in Glasgow. If...
WE’RE GONNA DEEP FRY FAJITAS | WE ARE OFF TO THE WORLD CUP! 🏴⚽️ | Glaswegians Anonymous #14
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
YES! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! 🏆On this week's episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren are absolutely buzzing after Tuesday night's h...
Jabs, Jags & Fads | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode 13 | Diet Confessions
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads confess all. Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane to revisit every mental, desperate, and downright daft diet they’ve ev...
'My Bulldog's Full Of Scoobies' | Glasgow Bonfire Night Chaos | Episode 12 | Glaswegians Anonymous
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember when Bonfire Night in Glasgow was a different kind of wild?This week, Gary and Darren dive into the smoky archives of their memories to talk ...
I'll Shag You In Front Of The Aliens | Episode 11 | Glaswegians Anonymous
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare for liftoff... or something.This week, Darren and Gary are talking all things extraterrestrial. We get into the mysterious "3i atlas,&quo...
I Can’t Trust My Farts anymore – Episode 10 - Glaswegians Anonymous
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 10 of Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren and Gary take a hilarious and brutally honest trip down memory lane — sharing their first drinking ex...
My Life's Been A Failure - First Jobs & First Gigs - Episode 9 - Glaswegains Anonymous
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember your first-ever job? This week, Gary and Darren take a trip down memory lane to discuss the highs and lows of earning their first wage packet...
Did You Eat A Slug? - Glaswegians Anonymous - Episode 8
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Glaswegians Anonymous — your weekly catch-up with two of the wildest comedians in the UK!This week, Darren and Gary take a trip down memo...
It’s full of smelly cu*ts - overrated/underrated Glasgow - Glaswegians anonymous - Episode 7
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren and Gary are back with a round of Overrated/Underrated: Glasgow Edition. From the legendary (or not-so-legendary) Forge Shopping Centre to the ...
Get Your Lips Wrapped Right Roon That! - Episode 6 - Glaswegians Anonymous
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren and Gary are back with more pure Glasgow patter. Gary tells the story of trying out “the hose for your bum” after a jobby, the lads chat ab...
Have You Ever Ate Out The Bin? - Episode 5 - Glaswegains Anonymous
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gary and Darren dive headfirst into the world of scheme dinners — from mince ‘n’ tatties to deep-fried everything — and get honest about their...
WTF Is Scheme Olympics? - Episode 4 - Glaswegians Anonymous
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren Connell and Gary Faulds chat about the games folk used to play growing up on the scheme. Darren calls it the “Scheme Olympics,” but Gary’...
I F**kin' Hate Rod Stewart - Episode #3 - Glaswegians Anonymous
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren dive into the world of Rangers and Celtic’s most famous supporters, sharing stori...
£6 for a Piece?? - Episode #2 - Glaswegians Anonymous
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren kicks things off in classic style with a full rant about a £6 Pret sandwich (daylight robbery, if you ask him). From there, he and Gary dive i...
Where You Fae? - Episode 1 - Glaswegians Anonymous
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the very first episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell. Kicking things off the only way Glaswe...