Glaswegians Anonymous
Episodes
Your Maw Is In My Dm's Bro | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode #21
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for the first sit-down of 2026, and let’s just say the festive period has left its mark—mostly on Gary’s waistline and Darren’...
Glaswegians Anonymous | LIVE Part 2: The Podcast (Unfiltered & Uncut)
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The mics are hot and the filters are off. 🎙️🏴In Part 2 of our live special, we’re diving into the Glaswegians Anonym...
Glaswegians Anonymous | LIVE Part 1: No One Is Safe (Crowd Work)
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The front row thought they were safe—they were wrong. 🎤💥Welcome to Part 1 of Glaswegians Anonymous Live, recorded at [Insert Venue Name, e.g.,...
The Super God Comedy Squad & Bare Bum Baptisms | Episode 18 | Glaswegians Anonymous
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas from the city where the "Star of Bethlehem" is usually just a police helicopter! This week, Darren and Gary tuck into a fest...
The Secret Doesn't Work On The Taxman | Episode 17 | Glaswegians Anonymous
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the pre-Christmas special, and the festive stress is officially kicking in!On this week’s Glaswegians Anonymous, we are breaking down the abs...
I WAS THE WEE GUY WITH TITS | Episode 16 | Glaswegians Anonymous
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back! Darren is officially surviving the flu, which gives him just enough energy to roast Gary for his latest confession: he used to have...
I'm Taking It Back To Wan*king In Bushes To A Catalogue | Episode 15 | Live Show Recap
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BACK! And we are still buzzing from the absolute scenes at the Glee Club!Episode 15 is a massive recap of our sold-out live show in Glasgow. If...
WE’RE GONNA DEEP FRY FAJITAS | WE ARE OFF TO THE WORLD CUP! 🏴⚽️ | Glaswegians Anonymous #14
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
YES! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! 🏆On this week's episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren are absolutely buzzing after Tuesday night's h...
Jabs, Jags & Fads | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode 13 | Diet Confessions
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads confess all. Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane to revisit every mental, desperate, and downright daft diet they’ve ev...
'My Bulldog's Full Of Scoobies' | Glasgow Bonfire Night Chaos | Episode 12 | Glaswegians Anonymous
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember when Bonfire Night in Glasgow was a different kind of wild?This week, Gary and Darren dive into the smoky archives of their memories to talk ...
I'll Shag You In Front Of The Aliens | Episode 11 | Glaswegians Anonymous
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare for liftoff... or something.This week, Darren and Gary are talking all things extraterrestrial. We get into the mysterious "3i atlas,&quo...
I Can’t Trust My Farts anymore – Episode 10 - Glaswegians Anonymous
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 10 of Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren and Gary take a hilarious and brutally honest trip down memory lane — sharing their first drinking ex...
My Life's Been A Failure - First Jobs & First Gigs - Episode 9 - Glaswegains Anonymous
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember your first-ever job? This week, Gary and Darren take a trip down memory lane to discuss the highs and lows of earning their first wage packet...
Did You Eat A Slug? - Glaswegians Anonymous - Episode 8
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Glaswegians Anonymous — your weekly catch-up with two of the wildest comedians in the UK!This week, Darren and Gary take a trip down memo...
It’s full of smelly cu*ts - overrated/underrated Glasgow - Glaswegians anonymous - Episode 7
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren and Gary are back with a round of Overrated/Underrated: Glasgow Edition. From the legendary (or not-so-legendary) Forge Shopping Centre to the ...
Get Your Lips Wrapped Right Roon That! - Episode 6 - Glaswegians Anonymous
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren and Gary are back with more pure Glasgow patter. Gary tells the story of trying out “the hose for your bum” after a jobby, the lads chat ab...
Have You Ever Ate Out The Bin? - Episode 5 - Glaswegains Anonymous
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gary and Darren dive headfirst into the world of scheme dinners — from mince ‘n’ tatties to deep-fried everything — and get honest about their...
WTF Is Scheme Olympics? - Episode 4 - Glaswegians Anonymous
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren Connell and Gary Faulds chat about the games folk used to play growing up on the scheme. Darren calls it the “Scheme Olympics,” but Gary’...
I F**kin' Hate Rod Stewart - Episode #3 - Glaswegians Anonymous
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren dive into the world of Rangers and Celtic’s most famous supporters, sharing stori...
£6 for a Piece?? - Episode #2 - Glaswegians Anonymous
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darren kicks things off in classic style with a full rant about a £6 Pret sandwich (daylight robbery, if you ask him). From there, he and Gary dive i...
Where You Fae? - Episode 1 - Glaswegians Anonymous
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the very first episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell. Kicking things off the only way Glaswe...