Go Touch Grass
Episodes
Biodiversify Your Content (w/ Vinny Thomas)
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Vinny ThomasTopics: Hvaldimir the Russian Spy Beluga (The Discourse), "Miami Vice-gate" (Grasshole) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple ...
Unburdened (w/ Akilah Hughes)
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Akilah HughesTopics: The many memes of Kamala Harris (The Discourse/Politiktok), Jayda Cheaves' swimsuit ad (Cursed Content), Raw milk defender...
Brides Gone Wild (w/ Milly & Alise)
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No guest! Virtual ep! Just the girlies!Topics: Olivia Culpo vs. Gown Eyed Girl (The Discourse), That Bad Thing That Happened Over The Weekend (Politit...
HAWK TUAH (w/ Danny Groh)
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Danny GrohTopics: "Danimal" the movie, the rise of Hawk Tuah Girl (The Discourse), anti-sunscreen TikTokkers (Cursed Content), the scammer who ...
UNLOCKED: Snapewives
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 4th of July! On this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through a bizarre tale of early internet fandom with the story of the Snapewive...
The Mozzarella Cheese Incident (w/ Jess Elgene)
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Jess ElgeneTopics: 75 Hard, Nara Smith vs. Onezwa Mbola (The Discourse), Rep. Mary Morrissey (Polititiktok), the Poo Crave Twitter account/Just...
Panini Pressed (w/Anna Roisman)
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Anna Roisman Topics: Social Media impressions, Gypsy Rose Blanchard audio, GQ's article "I Finally Befriended My Idol Tavi Gevinson. Would It F...
Deluge of Excreta (w/ Jake Cornell)
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Jake CornellSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass ha...
Arrest Chewbacca (w/ Tim Platt)
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Tim PlattSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a...
UNLOCKED: Bean Dad
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscr...
Turn Off Your Brain (w/ Jacques Morel)
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Jacques MorelSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass h...
The Great Bumble Fumble (w/ Rachel Coster)
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Rachel CosterSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass h...
Marketing Villain (w/ Rollie Williams)
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Rollie WilliamsSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass...
Meredith Marks for President (w/ Nelini Stamp)
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise are joined by Nelini Stamp to discuss the Working Families Party & The Real Housewives of Politics, the TikTok ban, who should or shou...
Jlulu (w/ Angelo Colina)
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise are joined by Angelo Colina to discuss JLulu, a dis track over a viral sign, and, inevitably, The Tortured Poets Department. Guest: An...
Kiss My Grits (w/ Marcia Belsky)
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise are joined by Marcia Belsky to discuss father's rights activists, compete in a round of "What are they talking about?" and get into se...
Hoes Touch Grass (w/ Melissa Rich and Karolena Theresa)
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guests: Melissa Rich & Karolena Theresa of Hoes with Feelings. Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review t...
Amish or Nah? (w/ George Civeris)
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: George CiverisSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass ...
DoorDash is a Moral Sickness (w/ Caleb Hearon)
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Milly and Alise are joined by Caleb Hearon to weigh in on Caleb's recent online beef, the morality of DoorDash, and news from the palace. Gu...
Turnup Toffs (w/ Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams)
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise are joined by Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams of Astigmatism Comedy to discuss royal discourse, the alleged vile of blood in the Shein p...
Splotchy Highlights (w/ Claire Parker)
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Milly and Alise are joined by Claire Parker to hear her celebrity updates and discuss the 9 month cruise, hairstylist tiktok, and longevity ...
Willy McDuff's AI Candy Experience (w/ Negin Farsad)
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise are joined by fellow Headgum podcast host Negin Farsad (Fake The Nation) to identify the origins of a Jordan Peterson tweet, discuss t...
Is Grinding Cheating? (w/ Fat Carrie Bradshaw)
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Fat Carrie Bradshaw (aka Chris Burns)Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future ...
$50,000 In A Shoebox
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Milly and Alise discuss the viral scam that got a woman to give away $50,000 in a shoebox, introduce a new segment called "Polititok," and n...
We Need To Talk About Skits (w/ Lamar Dawson)
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guest: Lamar DawsonSubscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass ha...
BBLs On My Conscience (w/ Josh Gondelman)
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Josh Gondelman joins Milly and Alise to discuss a controversy around the urinals at Citi Field, Universal Music Group removing their music from TikTok...
Golden Retriever Beef w/ Ashley Hamilton
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Alise is booked and busy fulfilling the role of "Non Speaking Concert Goer with Potential For Upgrade" in a commercial (update: she got the ...
Mob Wife Aesthetic (w/ Kareem Rahma)
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Milly and Alise are joined by comedian Kareem Rahma to discuss a self tanner debacle, the mob wife aesthetic discourse, people ...
Sephora Tweens
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Milly and Alise discuss Selena Gomez's short lived social media break, Sephora tweens, online relationship discourse, and more!...
The Ultimate 9 Month Cruise (w/ Nimay Ndolo)
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise are joined by Nimay Ndolo to discuss the 9 month cruise, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and name a grasshole of the week. Guest: Nimay NdoloSub...
2023 Memes In Review (w/ Charlie Bardey & Natalie Rotter-Laitman)
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Milly and Alise tap fellow comedians and hosts of Exploration: LIVE! Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman to review the foremost memes and viral ...
UNLOCKED: Search History: West Elm Caleb
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of “SEARCH HISTORY” Alise regales Milly with the legendary tale of West Elm Caleb, the serial NYC dater who went mega-viral after ...
Updating Millenial Fits
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Go Touch Grass Milly and Alise discuss the follies and foibles of Neal the Seal, what makes a BBL Christian, gen Z's online backlash to m...
I Was Rejected By A Matchmaker
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the inaugural episode of Go Touch Grass Milly and Alise break down who's allowed in Gag City, cover the cursed George Santos Cameos, deem a grassho...
Go Touch Grass with Milly Tamarez and Alise Morales - Trailer
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Mill...