Goon Show Archives
Episodes
The Nadger Plague - The Goon Show
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The Sahara Desert Statue - The Goon Show
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The FLIGHTLESS BIRDS Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
07 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Remember to keep your feet on the ground, and your head also on the ground.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your host and hostess wi...
The Great Statue Debate - The Goon Show
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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The “GIRL SCOUT COOKIES” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
31 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Won't you buy a box to help our troop learn the value of trade and industry being controlled by private owners for profit?Much love and many thanks to...
The Evils of Bushley Spon - The Goon Show
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “TROPHY AWARDS” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
24 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There is no greater honor than to be honored with the offer of an honor. Will you honor our offer?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.S...
Tiddleywinks - The Goon Show
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The Spon Plague - The Goon Show
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The Great British Revolution
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “ROMANCE of NIAGRA FALLS” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
03 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which we visit the “Paris of the Canadian Border.”Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and...
The Silver Dubloons
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “Perfect Cup of Coffee” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
26 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipin’ hot!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, lo...
The Junk Affair
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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World War One (Goon Show)
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “ANIMAL THERAPY” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
12 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded at 47,000 Hertz so you pets can listen along! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera...
The Man Who Never Was (Goon Show)
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “PRIMORDIAL MARCHING BAND” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
05 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a story older than time, in particular 2/4 time.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and C...
Ten Snowballs That Shook the World (Goon Show)
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “HAUNTED OUTHOUSE” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
29 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When Clare expels the spirit within, she REALLY expels the spirit within!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Da...
The White Neddie Trade (Goon Show)
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The Curse of Frankenstein (Goon Show)
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The Moriarty Murder Mystery
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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UP YOUR EIFFEL TOWER: An ExperTeam Adventure - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
08 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Xenophobia, mechanical failure, and tall, dangerous things. It's like The Hindenburg, only on the ground and in France.Much love and many thanks to an...
Insurance, The White Man's Burden
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The String Robberies
02 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “HOW to HAVE a ROAD NAMED AFTER YOU” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they're both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.Much love and many thanks to anno...
The Thing on the Mountain
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The African Incident
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The Plasticine Man
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The Last Goon Show of All
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Listen for a message from Prince Charles, now King Charles III.Hey, Goon Show Lover -- you might also like our new, original, comedy podcast, EXPERTEA...
The MANSPLAINING Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Danno dansplains and Clare claresplains to help your pretty little head understand all about big, bad mansplaining.Much love and many thanks to announ...
The Space Age
04 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “MELON BALLER” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
13 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
God's own truth about the tool behind a thousand fruit salads, and whether or not you might face excommunication.Much love and many thanks to announce...
The CRYPTOZOOLOGY Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
06 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bigfoot. Jackalope. Nessie. If this episode wasn't about creatures that are made up, you might think we were making it up.Much love and many thanks to...
The “SEA MONKEY ATTACK” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
30 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Merry undersea jesters? Or terrifying occuping naval force?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sull...
The “DAINTY LITTLE BALLERINA” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
23 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ballet: on pointe? Or just pointless?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.Say, love the sho...
The “AGE of NAPOLEON” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
09 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
War! Revolution! Exile! Josephine! -- None of those things get mentioned.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera ...
It’s Exper-Taco-Tease-Day! - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
02 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our menacing Ruttmannanian sound collage. Erm, that is, to our light-hearted comedy show.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk...
The “COCO the TALKING GORILLA” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
18 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Where does an 800 pound gorilla talk? Any podcast it wants to. Heart-warming tales of a young girl gorilla coming of age in small town America.Much lo...
The Burning Embassy
11 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “GHOST TOWNS of the OLD WEST” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
11 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrups for these thrilling tales East Ghost vs. West Ghost in the battle for the town. Much love and many ...
The SPOOKY THEREMIN SOUND EFFECTS Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
04 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sci-fi's most iconic sound effect. Repeated over and over. Without using an actual theremin. Plus beef-back bacon.Much love and many thanks to announc...
The Reason Why
28 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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Robin Hood
21 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “LEGGO of MY KELLOGG” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
07 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The ghostly origins of your favorite breakfast foods??? We invite you start your day with this well-balanced podcast. Much love and many thanks to ann...
The ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
30 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If it's important enough to exist, it's important enough to be alphabetized. Here's our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.Muc...
The CROQUET IS OK Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
23 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Croquet is OK! Experts Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan lay all their cards on the croquet table to live out their own kind of hoop dreams.Much love and ...
The SWISS ARMY KNIFE Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
09 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sweden's most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much tha...
The LIBERTY BELL Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
05 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.Much love and many...
The STRUCK BY LIGHTNING Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
26 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.Much love and many thanks to announcer Mo...
The EXOTIC ICE-WINE Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
12 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio versio...
Robin's Post
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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The “SMALL TALK” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat.Much love and many than...
The MOBY DICK Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Clare Sera throws the questions like harpoons to dig 20,000 leagues into the expertise of arch Herman Mel-villian Danno Sullivan, a small white man wh...
The TRUE CRIME Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What really happened during those dark months of 2010, when one barbershop quartet singer after another mysteriously vanished without either a shave o...
The FLEA-MARKET FINDS Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A rough-and-tumble childhood on the wrong side of the wrong side of the tracks taught expert Clare Sera the value of value. Danno Sullivan's questions...
The “SAY-SAY-SÉANCE” Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Clare Sera, or her ectoplasmic doppelgänger, reflects on a life and an afterlife as the world's expert on seances. Danno Sullivan asks questions from...
The DANGEROUS LIGHTHOUSE Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno ...
The DOLPHIN-n-MIME Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.Much love and many thanks to ann...
The MT. RUSHMORE Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
"That’s Mr. Rushmore to you." Learn the surpising secrets behind the presidents' behinds from Mt. Rushmore expert Danno Sullivan. Clare Sera interro...
The JOHN DENVER Expertease - Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A caricat-ure of the charact-ers of the act-or John Denv-er. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan...