Grifthorse
Episodes
Episode 38: Grifting Views
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss abandoned mansion construction sites, Optimus Prime, pandemic return policy and quarantine t shirts.
Episode 37: Covid's Advocate
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss lowballin', Vicodin shopping bag, box of pop-tarts a day, sorry discount code, list or fist it, the illusion of value and pla...
Episode 36: Crushing Quarantine
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss crushing quarantine, Vanderpump napkin destruction and MBK on Mom.
Episode 35: Abstract eBayers
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss flipping on a plane, empty kombucha bottles, and Covid.
Grift Horse 34: Break ups and Buffs
08 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss a recent break up, the Survivor Buff mystery, HMK on Mom and shipping tape.
Episode 33: Animal Kingdom
01 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Cheesecake Factory, Animal Kingdom and ethernet cables.
Episode 32: Joke Machine
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss the theme song, a prank on Sue, a joke machine and Bed, Bath & Beyond.
Episode 31: Cheap Chicks
16 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss IKEA, Grifthorse live, the early days of internet porn and making Tik Toks.
Episode 30: Going Back to Vegas
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss resort fees, dollar oysters, slot vouchers, Vanderpump napkins, Forever 21 cleansing oil, Hershey’s Kisses cereal and Selen...
Episode 29: Boobs 'N Ruffles
02 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss MBK's trip to the Adult Video News Expo, disembodied squeeze tits, the Embassy Suites omelette bar and HMK's Ruffles arbitrag...
Episode 28: Touring Wagon
26 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Butt Hurt, da Bay, Master’s new touring wagon, media mail, targeted ad results, basketball shorts and Chipotle hacks.
Episode 27: No Hearts!
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil unpack a Facebook targeted ads meltdown and discuss lab ratting, Craigslist and Periscope.
Episode 26: Gettin' Money in 2020
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss making items pop on eBay, targeted ads to basics and weed clones.
Grifthorse 25: Raw Dog
05 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss MBK's connection to a Russian clown that does pet magic in Vegas at a mall theatre, HMK's lost keys saga and 90 Day Fiance.
Grifthorse 24: Viral Euphoria
29 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Griftmas, Con-ukah and Con-za, going viral, and #MeTooing your way into a free hamburger at the Chateau Marmont.
Grifthorse 23: Familial Through Proxy
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss jacking friends' coffee mugs (easy), violent Tik Toks (prevalent), Thanksgiving (snooze) and their own theme song (again).
Grifthorse 22: Balenciagas on My Feet
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss imperialism gnawing, Jimmy Fimmy, swimsuit fraud and invisibility cloaks.
Grifthorse 21: No Chase Policy
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss intra-library scan scams, pregnancy Spanx, bootleg Spotify and DIY carbonated cider.
Grifthorse 20: Can't Trust No Bitch
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss their own theme song, daylight savings time, and vending machines...all without the presence of THC in Howard's bloodstream.
Grifthorse 19: Coming in Hot
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss pulling an all dayster waiting for AT&T's ass, grifting a flat screen, party pay and Have Gun, Will Travel.
Grifthorse 18: The Blue Episode
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss the Airtel Hotel near the Van Nuys Airport, dumpster candy, and takin' tugs off airplane glue.
Grifthorse 17: Con Quest
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Tik Tok, Scare Tactics, getting grifted on Patreon and discover faux wokeness has spread to Mexico City.
Grifthorse 16: Grandma's Leather
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Central Casting, comedy defensive driving and Alice Cooper'stown, "Where Rock and Sports Collide."
Grift Horse 15: Iowa Memories
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss new and innovative return fraud ideas and Howard's maiden voyage to Grocery Outlet.
Grifthorse 14: Elder Abuse
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss diluting beverages, late night returns, and Gene Simmons's "Sex, Money, Kiss".
Grifthorse 13: Glass Detective
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss vintage glasses, yoga ball return gambit predictions and price comparison and more.
Grifthorse 12: Commercial Kitchen Con
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Grocery Outlet, how desperate Hulu is to have Howard back, and haggle over glassware (again).
Grifthorse 11: Slammed a General
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss the third wave of coffee, slamming a general at Viacom, and sitting in the audience of the Kelly Clarkson Show for fun and pr...
Grifthorse 10: ENGLISH EILEEN
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss shoplifting, Forever 21's inevitable bankruptcy, and Scarface crop tops.
Grifthorse 9: Card Sharps
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss collectible glassware, identity theft and government summah.
Grifthorse 8: IMDB STARmeter
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil talk about the motherfucker itself (Amazon) owning IMDB, gaming the motherfucker itself (Amazon), and pig semen smuggling.
Grifthorse 7: Dog and Rick
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss Dog the Bounty Hunter, Rick Rubin and refrigerator grifts.
Grifthorse 6: Griftmail
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss hotel samples, Chipotle points and Flappy Birds.
Grifthorse 5: Rough Puppy
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss California's lamentable public school system, the area surrounding Glen Frey's high school, and how profitable it is to prete...
Grifthorse 4: Cosmic Con
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss the power of zinc, despising viral children, genetically modified fruit and price matching at Best Buy.
Grifthorse 3: Grift Confession
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Howard reveals a shocking confession that shakes the Master Grifter to her core.
Grifthorse 2: #FidgeSpinKickCha
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil discuss returning defective plants to Costco, clean memes, and what to do with leftover fidget spinners.
Grifthorse 1: Shifts to Grifts
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Master and pupil outline, like, their podcast's whole THING, man, which includes violating In-n-Out Burger's trust.