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Putting it All Out There
07 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We covered a lot of ground on this week's episode, including Gus' departure from the Noles, the "Big Game" history and a few predictions, the Winter C...
Climbing to Newer Heights
31 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're thawing out this week on the podcast with talk about the FSU schedule, schools ruining uniforms, the football Hall of Fame, and pitching in the ...
The Carousel of Coaching Chaos
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off the national championship and consequential coaching changes, we're talking about the "butterfly effect", how one small decision can lead to...
It Won't Happen Again
17 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're stepping on toes in this episode, for the last time. We're also talking AI and what do we really get out of it, the great weekend of football an...
Who's In Charge Here?!
10 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This is the question when it comes to Florida State football. We're discussing the new structure of the team, both in the front office and on the fiel...
Putting a Bow on 2025
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We wrap up the year discussing the state of college football, changes we want to see made and some optimism for the future. We're also highlighting th...
We're on a Roll for the Holidays
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a busy holiday season, but we're scooting in with some travel updates, the Disney debrief, and the single biggest problem with our society t...
The Turkey at the Head of the Table
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The future of the FSU football program is clear, but is it in good hands? We'll also discuss the five songs we couldn't live without and the concert w...
A Podcast Worth Your Time
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The coaching carousel in college football has started and we're looking at the big picture and how FSU fits in. We also chat about Jameis Winston, Mik...
Going Down with the Ship
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What else is there to say about the FSU football team, so we're chatting about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, the nuclear bomb, World Series memo...
Sorry, Not Sorry
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We apologize for nothing! We're briefly talking about the surprising outcome of the FSUxWake Forest game and then get into all kinds of topics includi...
Surveying the Landscape
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're taking a big picture view of the college football landscape and trying to figure out where FSU fits in. We're also bombarding you with our terri...
From the Pit to Rock Bottom
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's rock bottom, again, for the FSU football program. Why does Mike Norvell still have a job? Who will take over when he's inevitably fired? Why are ...
Pitt of Despair (or Completely Pitt-iful)
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We couldn't decide on the title, but they both work. We're not just breaking down the FSU loss, but the future of the program and the head coach. Comi...
Discussions, Critiques and Debates: We Got it All
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are we jinxing the FSU football program? Maybe. We've got scandals, incidents and insights on Mark Sanchez, Disney trips, field-storming, and more! Su...
The Lost Half Decade
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back..did you miss us?! We're at it again talking Florida State football, unspoken bro code, our terrible takes, what's going on back home in ...
The Return
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Appropriate Pod Material
03 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking about the big news this week, including Little Giants Head Coach Rick Moranis getting sucker punched and the president got Covid. We're...
Really? Free spirit? Didn't pick up on that..
26 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're letting it all hang out on this edition of the podcast as we tackle the Miami game and a rousing game of Either/Or. Plus, where do we draw the ...
Hey, Where Ya Been...
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's only been a few months off, but nothing has really happened in the world since May, so we just kinda shoot the bull for a while. Obviously, we d...
I'm Getting a Haircut & 2013 FSU Watch-along (Nevada)
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
With states opening back up and sports slowly returning, what are our thoughts on COVID now. Also, we relive the second game of FSU's magical 2013 Na...
COVID Thoughts & 2013 FSU Watch-along (Pitt)
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're sharing our weekly thoughts on the evolving, ever-changing, landscape in the COVID era. Lots and lots of experts coming out of the woodwork now,...
Sports Making a Comeback?!
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're finally talking about some sports..kinda. The NFL Draft is next week, and there's potential for it to become a disaster, in the best possible w...
COVID and the Georgia Satellites
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tell me no lies and keep your hands to yourself takes on a whole new meaning. We'll tell you why we're never shaking hands again. And the news about t...
COVID Quarantine Corner
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're all a little stir crazy in this edition of the podcast, and for an added bonus, Hunter is back. There's no use in trying to summarize the shena...
The New Normal
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've all been cooped up in our houses for the last two weeks..how are we doing? We'll let you be the judge after this episode. It's a lot of COVID t...
It's the Wild West Out There
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The world is completely different from just a couple of weeks ago, but we're carrying on. Of course we talk the latest numbers and our feelings on COV...
Our COVID-19 Podcast
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's all things Coronavirus.. How COVID-19 has impacted our lives and the lives of other Americans. Is all the attention this pandemic is getting warr...
Progress Over Perfection
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you're listening to this from your Coronavirus bunker 10 feet under the ground. We think we're ready for it, but we'll see. We're sad that we ...
Things Are Getting Pretty Serious...
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Yeah..really serious with the FSU b-ball team. We discuss how far they can go, their attitude and how cool it is to watch the progress. We also touch...
We're Still Using a Fax?
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a little late, but we take a stab at the Super Bowl..the game, the commercials, the halftime show! We're also talking about National Signing Day...
Remembering Kobe
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We remember the life and legacy of Kobe Bryant this week on the show. His glory days with the Lakers and how he'll be remembered. We also talk about ...
Too Late for Happy New Year??
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first pod of 2020! We're trying to cover a lot of ground including FSU Football and the top-5 b-ball team! We've also got a set of terrible ...
See Ya Next Year...
29 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a lot of FSU football talk, including the new head man Mike Norvell and his assembled staff. We also discuss the storied history of the Tony...
No Plan, No Problem
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just FYI...We recorded this Saturday before Norvell was officially announced. Once you hear this episode, you'll understand. We're shooting the bull a...
Hot Takes with a Side of Gravy
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're letting loose with all our hot takes for Thanksgiving. This is not for the faint of heart or if you are easily triggered about Thanksgiving food...
Three and O..Dell
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're unpacking the FSU football head coach search. Who's a candidate? Who wants the job and who doesn't? Is Odell the answer? Will Bob Stoops take th...
The End of the Taggart Era
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the end of an era...well, it's the end or this, whatever you want to call it. Willie Taggart is out and we've got our reactions on the Miami game...
Airing of Grievances
26 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a lot of problems with you, football. Now you're going to hear about it. We rail on NFL rules to "protect" players, FSU struggles and how w...
Hunker Down!
19 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jamey should get hazard pay for this, as he dodged a tornado during the podcast! We're talking about the Noles prospects for the game against Wake and...
Hot Tub Podcast Machine
06 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're all over the map on this episode and very little FSU football is discussed so be warned. We do start with targeting penalties then transition i...
A Years Worth of Podcasts
28 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hard to believe we've done this show for more than a year..couldn't do it without all of our fans! We talk about what worked and what still needs to ...
Same S***, Different Podcast
20 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the eve of another possible devastating loss (or win for that matter), we're trying to figure out what in the world the Noles are doing and how it ...
Devastating Wins and How to Fix Them
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Coming off one of the worst wins in school history, the guys discuss how to fix the problems plaguing the FSU football team, and as a shock to no one,...
The Big 5-Oh!!
07 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
50 episodes of a podcast is a pretty big milestone..thanks for everyone who's listened! We're celebrating by opening up many veins and and rapping abo...
"I Wouldn't Put it Past Me..."
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe the greatest line ever uttered on this here podcast from the always self-aware JHA. We're previewing FSU football's opening week weather troubl...
The Lost Decade Deep Dive - Part 5
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've reached the end of a painful era of FSU football. The Lost Decade ends as a legendary coach steps away and a new regime takes over. We recap the...
The Lost Decade Deep Dive - Part 4
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We hit rock bottom in the fourth installment of our deep dive into the Lost Decade of FSU football. The Debacle at Doak, getting shut out by Wake Fore...
The Lost Decade Deep Dive - Part 3
17 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've reached the mid-way point of the Lost Decade of FSU football, the 2004 and 2005 seasons. We cover more disappointments and more frustration over...
The Lost Decade Deep Dive - Part 2
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We continue our look at what went wrong during the lost decade of FSU Football with a glance at the 2002 and 2003 seasons. Declining recruiting classe...
The Lost Decade Deep Dive - Part 1
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're doing it people. We start our look back at The Lost Decade, a period of FSU football that most fans would just soon forget. As we barrel toward ...
Solving the Worlds Problems
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another deep dive into what's ailing us as a society..Hate hoaxes, politics and the like. We needed something to do while we wait for football se...
Juuuuust a Bit Outside
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
My ceremonial first pitch didn't miss by THAT much.... We're talking all about social issues that have come to the forefront recently, and what the ov...
Disney Movies Ruin Everything
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Because that's what we should really be doing..dissecting Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast to find out what really wrong with our society. We're talki...
This One's for the Little Guy
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not giving up my legroom for nothing Cam Newton!! We're talking about all sorts of things..most sports adjacent. Gerald McCoy and his place on the...
Hunter Drops In...Then Drops Out
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Life is fleeting..and so was Hunter's appearance on the pod this week! We've got quite the eclectic mix of topics, including the bizarre David Ortiz d...
Start Listening While It's Still Cool
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Make sure to listen now before this podcast blows up and we all sell out! It's an extremely loose edition of the podcast as we celebrate the Noles i...
We Are All Andy Ruiz
09 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We start the show talking the 75th anniversary of D-Day and events surrounding maybe the most important day in modern history. We also dabble into Mi...
About the Execution of This Podcast...
19 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
...Some would be in favor of it. The final episode of GoT is upon us, so Mike leaves for ten minutes while Jamey and Nate bash the last season to bit...
Kim Kardashian..(I Do What I Do, It Is What It Is)..Justin Bieber
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Look, we're trying to drive the traffic to the podcast..clever titles work. Hunter makes his return to the podcast and not a moment too soon! We sta...
Don't Tweet That You're Bored
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I know we're a little late to the party, but here we are. The title refers to the ridiculousness that is Darren Rovell and his stupid Twitter rules t...
Swept Up in Fantasyland
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Why should you watch Game of Thrones? We tell you why and almost convince Mike to watch...almost. We're also tackle some of sports most infamous coll...
Return to Glory
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Not only does the podcast get back on track after a disaster last week, some guy named Eldrick did a cool thing over the weekend. We spend a lot of t...
They Can't All Be Winners
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a technical clusterf@&% of epic proportions. Hunter is missing, Mike can't hear Jamey, Jamey can't hear Mike, Nate hears everything on a delay. B...
Sorry to Keep You Waiting...
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey there..It's been a while. Remember us! Sorry for the delay, we know you've been waiting, but the guys are back talking about the Jussie Smollett f...
This Might Be a Terrible Take..But
09 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the debut of America's fastest-growing sensation, This Might Be a Terrible Take...But! The guys serve up some awful takes and get ridiculed merci...
Listen or Be Dumb...
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's an ultimatum people!! We touch on a wide array of topics including the Bryce Harper signing, Jason Witten returning to football and the most mem...
Happy Endings
24 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a loose Friday night podcast and we touch on a little bit of everything..Robert Kraft and the massage parlor, weather "bombs", serial killers and...
Soggy and Limp
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry..we're talking about french fries. Happy Valentine's Day everyone! We love our listeners and it's really the only reason we keep doing thi...
We've Got a Plan...It's a Good Plan
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
...We just can't talk about it right now. The guys are breaking down #Tribe19 and the recruiting woes this staff still faces. Where are the QBs? Where...
Transfer Portal >>>> The Polar Vortex
02 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our friends up north survived the Polar Vortex, but we still haven't found the entrance to the Transfer Portal..Oh well. We're sorta talking about foo...
The Pod is on FYRE!
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you can't be yourself, try to be General Booty! We're going over the egregious no-call in the NFC Championship game and comparing it to other terri...
Please Portal, Don't Hurt 'Em
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the hip, happening place to be...We're all going to the portal!! Is it too early to talk about wins and losses for the 2019 FSU football team? P...
Flushing It Down the Toilet
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 21st podcast and our production value just keeps getting better. We're taking a look back at the stomping in the CFP National Championship ga...
Flying High into 2019!!
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting this new year with a bang and our 20th show! We're headlining with some college football talk, including the haves and the have-nots i...
See Ya Next Year!!
28 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're all trying to figure out what day it is as we recover from the holidays. We serve up some college football talk, examining if there are any cle...
What Does the Crystal Ball Say...
20 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're breaking down National Signing Day for FSU. And when we say "breaking down" we mean Mike and Hunter arguing about whether this is a disaster or ...
Handling All the Junk
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're diving deep into the fiasco that is the OC position at FSU, including why Walt left, why we would hire Hugh Freeze and is Kendall Briles a good ...
SOS: Save Our Show (Fun With Acronyms)
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a fun, college-football-bowl-pick'em episode of the show, but it's not what you're thinking..we put a very punitive spin on things. We think this...
It Was All Just a Dream...Right?!?!?!
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking about the nightmare that was the 2018 FSU football season, including the biggest issues plaguing the program and how it gets taken care ...
The Easiest $20 Hunter Never Made
21 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
All he had to do was look at the show notes...oh well. The guys are back talking about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, FSU's path to greatness (or ...
Kenny Loggins Check-In & Rebuilding FSU
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kenny still hasn't returned our e-mails requesting to use some of his music for the pod..I'm sure he gets a lot of those. Anyway, we're trying to fin...
The Podcast vs. Ed Sheeran
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We've got our "I Voted" stickers on and we're breaking down the elections...well really all the absurdity that leads up to and occurs on election day....
Back to the Future: Halloween Style
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're not quite sure when Mike went trick-or-treating, but he's not eating any of his kids' candy..which should be commended. It's a heavily frightfu...
Starburst Sandwiches...Ummm..What?
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloweekend everyone! We're not handing out candy..instead our takes on how old is too old to trick-or-treat, favorite horror (not whore, Mike)...
HBD Alan Jackson and Rubbin's Racin'
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a big BIRTHDAY edition of the podcast as Mike gets another year older and we make sure everyone knows about it! We dive into some "underrated" mo...
We Are Everyone's Pallbearer
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
...because we're always letting your down..get it?! Yeah we didn't think it was that funny either. We're recapping the terrible aftermath of Hurricane...
Ice the Nuts
05 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Show title = what Adam should have done after running in JORTS on Tuesday night. We cover a lot of ground this week, including Amazon raising their c...
We Remembered You This Time Adam (9/26/18)
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Adam, we're sorry we forgot about you last week.. This week, the guys focus in on Gritty, a terrible mascot, laying in a coffin for 30 hours for $300 ...
Storm Troopers, Fancy Phones, and O-line Woe
22 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The guys breakdown the dreadful FSU performance against Syracuse and try to see a light at the end of a very dark tunnel. We're also talking Mike's br...
Extra Crispy or Smothered and Covered (9/14/18)
15 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The guys cover a lot of ground this week, including the Waffle House Index (yes it's a real thing), Serena Williams losing it at the U.S. Open, a hom...
Guys Group Text Podcast #3 (9-7-18)
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are back from Tallahassee, licking their wounds, but with plenty of thoughts on their Noles' performance or lack there of. Also on the pod: ...
Exceeding Expectations
01 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
No one said it could be done...but we recorded the second episode of the podcast. We talk about the Tallahassee travel trouble Mike had planning his ...
The Guys Group Text #1 (8-24-18)
24 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The FIRST Guys Group Text Podcast!! We're just friends from college in our mid-30s, living in different places, living life in different ways, but alw...