Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hello! It's your host, Ethan Clay, coming at you live from Los Angeles. It's hot out here, guys. Very hot. In fact, we're setting records. Hottest days in Los Angeles history for this time. Not good. Although, we did get plenty of rain, so who's complaining? Take the good with the bad. It is. Also, I want to thank... My dock is bugging out, but I want to thank our sponsor, Ultra. Ultra pouching.
We should have the killer instinct ultra combo echoing sound effect play every time. Ultra killer instinct sound effect. While Dan works on that, I want to say hello to everybody. Ultra combo! Thank you. It's a bit slower than I remember. There's a few versions. This is the arcade version. Would you like to hear the Xbox version? Which one is the Ultra Kill? Is that Unreal Tournament?
That's Halo, isn't it? Do you have like a 10-hour compilation? I think you're thinking of, yeah, Unreal. Ultra Kill. Yeah, that's Ultra Kill and Unreal. This is the 2013 Killer Instinct Ultra. All right. Thank you, guys. If you find a 10-hour compilation for sleeping or something, go ahead and just play that. Thank you. We are coming off of the sub-a-thon. I am sober. I've had a day to recover.
The sub-a-thon was very successful, and I'm so grateful to you guys. Thank you to all you guys at home and in the library. This program was made possible by contributions from viewers like you. Thank you. We're doing our best out here, folks. But yeah, we got over 10,000. What was the final number? Like 10,500 or something? Roughly thereabouts. Yeah. I'll check right now.
Well, I'm very grateful and the support is very meaningful. You have a date to pay. We all had a lot of fun and I hope you guys did too. And yeah, it was a hit. There was lots of fun stuff. The dunk tank was a hit. Actually, I owe a couple of you. My memory is somewhat hazy about all the happenings. You have a date today. Do you remember when you got baseball-mogged by your employee, David?
Yeah, so, yes. Now, worth repeating, which I did repeat then, but I don't feel like people are taking it seriously. I had ultra-long nails, which really made it so hard to throw a ball. So next time, David, here's what we're going to do. You wear the nails and get drunk. Okay. Or you could just wear the nails. I was just thinking neither of you would have nails and both be sober. I'm just saying.
Okay, fine. Your method is interesting too, yeah. So until we do that competition, can I have your watch? Here's the thing. No. Not this one anyway. Not this one. This one isn't for you. Okay. What the other one is? The other one could be yours, yeah. Okay. But here's the thing. If you beat me when we're both sober and if you beat me with nails, we could both be sober.
But if you beat me with nails, I'll get on my knees. Oh, and I will. And I will. And I will applaud your baseball greatness. Right. Oh, okay. Let me think about the watch thing. I'd rather have the watch than you get on your knees and praise me. But the point is, I will give it up to you all the way.
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Chapter 2: How does Ethan express gratitude for the support?
He'll go all the way. You know what? You want the watch? You got to get drunk and have nails and beat me. Then you get the watch. That's interesting. That's fair. That is an interesting little challenge. Can others participate? No. Why you all want to get... I mean, well, Dave is the only one that reasonably has a chance, so... I didn't even try.
You mean when you want to get drunk and have nails? Sounds like a good night. Now, I don't know who's going to do your nails, but Lena put weapons-grade glue on my nails. I have not been able to get them off. What the hell did you put on me? Hold those up. Bro, it's been so freaking hard to get these off. Galia's been helping me. I soaked them. First of all, the...
The oil you gave me does nothing against this weapons-grade technology. I mean, it's disintegrating the nails when I'm on, though. No, no. That's why they're, like, all chipped up and stuff. Yeah, for me, so that stuff didn't do anything. We soaked it in nail polish remover for, like, 20 minutes. And then the tips at least dissolved. But I've been picking, like, so hard.
It looks like I got three fingers off of each hand. Yeah. But my nails are mega fucked up and they still are all like coarse and gluey and shit. You know, you were right. You said you have the perfect nail beds for this. Yeah, you were doubting me. Yeah, because mine came off right away. I had press-ons on also. Well, Gal, you could back me up. I'm not being a baby, right? Yeah, yeah, he is not.
We were trying for like hours, trying just to make it work. I've never seen anything like that. We were like literally soaking it in a nail polish and then putting foil on top of it. So it was baking for a while. We were trying all the different sticks, everything, like hot water. One...
at at one point ethan brought a knife and just like started like smashing his finger that's not what happened i i was that's not i wasn't cutting my finger i was sliding it under the nails looking for something sharp and strong here do me a favor flip over your phone because right now it's face up and i don't want to show your notification but then now stick your hand under it again because i fixed the coloration i i wanted to get a better there we go okay can you how close can you get
I can get it quite close. One second. Don't, no, no, no. Don't get closer to it. I'll zoom in. No, see how it makes that out of focus when you do that? Okay, so hold on. Well, that means you're gay. Let's focus it. And I also want you to notice that the French tips came off, but the red ones were, like, the most... It's purple ones, too.
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Chapter 3: What challenges does Ethan reference during the episode?
Okay, yeah. I was gonna say, because Harley was taking his nails off at the same time as you, right? There you go. No, no, no, Lena, it was the same with Harley as well. He, like, he spent two hours as well. They were just... Ethan was drunk in the kitchen for two hours. Yeah, don't we have a picture of this, actually? Yeah, I sent it somewhere, yeah. Okay, hold on one sec.
I swear to God, the nails ended up being the worst part of the whole thing. I'm not kidding. I was miserable and like the kids were like that They were asking for me and I was like, I gotta get these fucking nails off. I can't do anything I can't pick it. I you know, I mean he's standing like this in front of me and he's like my my children They're calling for me. I'm like, oh my god.
I'm so sorry I cannot help you right now I got it, Dan. I'm sending it in the Discord right now. Nate. Nate. Nate. Your boss is talking to you. I'm showing my nails, bro. Oh. You want to order? Keep it up, Nate. Hi, this is Nate. Keep up the good work, Nate. Don't show the watch, bro. Look, now your computer's off, Ethan. Oh, my God. What a mess. Show the nail, bro. He's refusing.
Nate, your annual meeting's coming up. I'd show them nails, bro. We could stand here all day. Stand still, bro. I'm surprised because Lena's nails, I feel like, fall off so easily. Yeah. Here's the image of them working on taking these off. So you can see they're still like happy here because that's the beginning of it. That's like the first stage they took. They're not like miserable here.
After two hours, they were like screaming, crying everywhere. Babies. Fucking babies. People are amazed though. They want to know what nail glue it is since it worked so good. It was the Glamnetic brand. Are you sure it wasn't like a... Lockheed Martin fucking missile adhesive. Nail tech here. This is a super chat that just came in.
You have to file the surface of the nail and then soak them in acetone and a little dish soap or oil. And then a heart emoji. Do we have close-ups, Kalia? No, we don't. What? I think I took close-ups on them. Send them. Oh, you sent it. I think you sent it, actually. Oh, here's another one saying, you need to file in 100% acetone nail tech. All these nail techs.
We got so many nail techs in the audience. Who knew? Did you look at that? Did you look at that? Here, you can see how fucked up my nails are on this. I think this is from this morning. Yeah. Yep. Wow. Poor you. And it's going to... be even worse when you have to do all these other punishments that you promised. What other punishments?
Well, Ethan, on Monday, you might not recall because you were close to blackout drunk, but you actually fell asleep at the end of the sub-a-thon. Do you recall? I do remember laying down, yeah. Right, and so when you fell asleep, we ended up wrapping up the show. Are you showing this, Nate? Look how fucked up this shit is. You have a date to pay.
This looks like when my nieces paint their own nails and they think it looks really pretty and they did a great job. Well, I'm glad for your nieces to put on me. Rivendell, Donia15, and said, so what you're saying is you now have a newfound respect for those of us with long nails. No, well, listen. I don't force anybody to get nails. I don't get it. I don't like it for me.
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Chapter 4: What food options are discussed and why are they important?
No. Hold on, hold on. Let me make sure that this is on right. I think so. Is it bent? The back, yeah. Yeah, is the back on straight? There's no, like, folds? All right, go ahead.
um what do you want to eat because it is important that you eat something well it's too late i'm not i don't have time to eat uh it's not it doesn't have to be right how am i going to eat it's it's going to take like an hour the only condition is i don't know lena do we have some bread i have bridge crackers and apples that's not enough yeah get him a bagel oh bagel oh a bagel is a good idea oatmeal some some whatever you have that's good
It's got to be good, plain, basic food. He did this. Me? How did I do it? I thought Hila was going to stand by her man. And then you're like, let's do a pulse. Should he do it now or later? That's the whole point. I honestly thought people will vote for the reasonable option. I did. I thought they would vote for it, but they didn't. Wait, Hila, can you pull his bra down on the right side of him?
My nipples are cut. Oh, nip slip. It's still not on you. Take your time to fix it. It's fine. AB only knows how to take off the bra. Damn. Yeah, I got to tell you guys, I did the chat or the poll because that was the real poll, but I thought the audience would be more receptive to the second option, but I guess they're not. Ethan, you're feeling better now, aren't you, with the jugs on?
Come on, be honest. You're feeling better.
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Chapter 5: What happens during the Fika fish challenge?
Show them, bitties. Underboob. That's hot, right? It is. Yeah. Are you kidding me? It's never not been hot. Facts. My God. The ultimate tease. Careful. Yeah, no, that was hard to buckle. What cup are these?
That is a just a They're just no it's just a large just a large sit still bro When games invented physics the first thing they did is made the boobs yeah go like this You're like here's a new fighting game. The graphics are crazy and it's just a girl like this You should be Laura craft for Halloween. Oh Lara Croft. Croft. It's Croft. Croft, fake gamer. Exposed. Lara Croft is funny though.
I'm eating pretzels. I have a cliff bar. It's so much fun. Do I have a bagel? Let's get him some alcohol. How about a rice cracker? Let's have a rice cake, yeah. Mmm, yum. Everyone's having so much fun. This stuff is like, it's not gonna, it's like air. You're basically eating nothing. I think Lena is looking for stuff in the, is she in the kitchen? Mmm, rice cake.
Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift towards the Quartering's podcast?
Wow, it's gonna help me so much. This is definitely going to protect my stomach from an ulcer. Do you want me to go next to Ethan? Lena's making you a bagel. Okay, she's making you a bagel. Is she going to cut it or just give it to me on a plate with a dollop? Uncut bagel or cut bagel? Let me see. Oh, my God. Dude, Ian is fucking crying in shame right now. Oh, my God.
It is cut and there is cream cheese inside. It's cut with cream cheese. Look at this. Incoming. Look what I get. Look at this. Look what I get. Oh, we have the four seasons? Basically. Wow. All right, let me eat this. Good. That's going to help. It is. Trust me. I did the sublet on so good. I was drinking water. I was eating. And then all I got was a headache at night.
I took a Tylenol and then I woke up fine. It's totally fine. This bagel is good. So let me be your coach. So, what's the order here? Nate, did you eat anything today? Yeah, well, I had a... He's not eating the spicy. I had a spicy soup today. He's not doing spicy. True, okay. He's doing fika licking or biting or eating. Whatever. The fika will be fine. I'm not too worried about the fika. Okay.
Have you smelled it before? You know, guys, I have... Oh, yeah, I smelled it at the Greek show live. I have been wondering and I cannot remember if I did the fika. I can't remember. Well, you're already here. Did you lick it? No, but I'm seriously wondering. I don't think you have. I mean, you're here. You can do it now. Does anybody know or remember? I don't remember you doing it.
In my opinion, I think only everyone on the crew has ever done it. I feel like you guys have never really done it. I've done it. No, Ethan's done it for sure. I took a nibble and a lick. I feel like you only really smelled it. No, I've taken a nibble and a lick. A nibble and a lick? Yeah. Okay, maybe that's what I did too. So let's figure out the order. So we have the fika.
We got to put the electrodes on it. It has to be basically all at once. We'll have the fika ready. We have to have someone ready. You can be ready to open it. I need someone who's going to electrocute me. Also, I need the tears. I'll electrocute you. Where's the tears? And I need raw bacon. Where do you want this? I mean, it goes on my abs, so.
Like on both, either side of my belly button, I guess, I don't know. Let's see if these are sticky. Oh, it's on a fork. Okay. Have you guys drank? Okay, I got you, Nate. Oh, you got, I was gonna connect this one with you. All right, the electrodes are on. It's fine, it's fine, here we got that one. Ethan, you can take the headphones off and I can go monitor for this if you want. I do not.
I'll get it. I'm doing it all. Oh, it might be that I was pregnant. Somebody said I was pregnant. You know what? That's why I don't have a memory of it. You're so right. I felt it at one. Yes. So I didn't do it, I guess. Do it. We're here. I owe it. The shotgun. No, the shock I did, the fika. All right. So the first thing, obviously, I got to do the chip. So I'm going to take the chip.
I'm not ready. I got to do the Pepto first and finish my bagel. I'm almost done. Wait, wait. Open the fika. No, no, no. Wait, what? No, no. I take the chip. You take the chip first? Yeah. You take the fika first. No, because I'm supposed to be suffering the whole time. Oh, God. Ah, shit.
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Chapter 7: What AI-related stories are discussed in this segment?
But if you go to the account, look at this. Okay, even if that wasn't AI, why did he feel compelled to send you that? I think he thought, well, he said it in the family chat. I think he thought it was... Look at this. Looks like Chugga Joe. Have you ever seen anything like this in real life? Crazy, sexy, cool. I just did a couple minutes ago. I love the comments. It's got to be all like old guys.
Because nobody... It's like nobody under 50 would be... You know, this is funny that you have these because these were just quick goofs and gaffes, but we actually have two stories about AI today. So we have a running theme. My dishing with Dan is AI related. And we also have this I show speed controversy that is AI related as well. You're beautiful inside and out.
Good God, you're absolutely beautiful. How could they know that she's beautiful inside and out just from this video? You can just tell. No, because she does these weird political takes like the one I showed you.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about generative AI in gaming?
But do you think maybe some of the commenters are bots as well? Undoubtedly so. Yeah. I like to pretend. My dad's the only real person. Yeah, that's the thing. I guess some are. Well, my dad isn't, like, the dumbest. Like, he has some... No, and this has been ongoing in the family chat. Like, they'll send stuff, and everybody tells them, no, this is AI, don't believe it.
And then this still happens. But my dad isn't, like... He's almost 80 now, but he's... He knows how to use a computer, right? Like, there's way less technical people his age. But he's still getting caught up with this shit, and... It's genuinely scary. But a good one of these you won't notice now. I agree. This one's bad. This one's just bad. Look how bad this is. Yeah, this one's really bad.
When I was trying to do a fat love thing, I tried some out and you cannot notice if it's good. And I mean, it's just getting better and better. It's totally GG. You just gotta assume everything's AI now. You build a base, defense, and then you also build an army, and you basically attack all the people's base, try to steal their resources.
and other people try to attack your base, but there's also clan wars where there's like events like every other day where you see which clan can do the most damage. This guy's spitting about Clash of Clans. A ladder league, like solo ladder league. Oh, did you know that I can get a code? If you guys want to buy some gems, we can fucking, you guys can buy gems and support the show.
Wait, what the, what are you talking about? I don't know what is happening. Wait, how does that support the show? It supports me. He gets a cut. There's a creator code. Oh, I have to get one. Clash of Clan Hook, give me a creator code. Let's do this thing. Do you play Raid Shadow Legends? No, I never played that one. I'm cracked at Raid Shadow Legends. Ray, you play it?
You're the only person I've ever heard that actually plays that. Yeah, I play Raid Shadow. They push that game so fucking hard. Every ad, Raid Shadow Legends. But I mean, somebody's playing it. The ads that I see, it looks kind of fun. Yeah. All right. Thank you. So that's what I've got to say about that.
Since we're on the topic of these AI things, do we want to use that as a segue into one of these other AI stories we have? Yes. Sure, sure, sure. Well, do you want to hear about NVIDIA and gamers? Dan, I'm sorry. Are we dishing right now? We haven't decided what we're doing first. Okay. So do you want to hear about Nvidia versus gamers, or do you want to hear about iShowSpeed?
Which one's dishing? The dishing is the Nvidia one. Let's dish. The speed one is super short. Whoa, this guy doesn't know how to keep his shit together, man. Why would I want to listen to a story from this guy? He can't even carry dishes. You made it. I know I made it. It should be him...
elegantly putting down a bunch of dishes and being like easy stuck the landing yeah good point tomorrow can you reanimate that real quick in like the next three or four minutes everyone just hold tight i think he drops it and then the segment is him cleaning it also getting attacked how's that better though he says this guy's a loser oh he drops it now he's gonna serve and clean it it's a mess he made all right starting conversation it is you're right okay go ahead dan all right
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