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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hello everybody, welcome to the H3 show coming at you live from beautiful sunny Los Angeles, California. April 1st, April Fool's Day, some people say, but I guarantee you there's nothing funny about today and there'll be no jokes or Tom Fullering around at all. It's just a regular episode. Happy April Fool's Day, Dan. How are you feeling?
I don't like that there's no foolery allowed on April Fool's Day. I don't like that. Also, my light isn't on. I got you. What's happening? April Fool's. You fucking got me. Did you do that? I turned your light off. Did you do that? I was out of commission. You were dying yesterday. Yes, Monday and Tuesday, out of commission. You know, it's like... I just can't stop getting sick.
So I took the kids. You guys know what Wolf Lodge is? Great Wolf Lodge. Yeah, Ila told us all about it. Did you guys know about this? No. I never heard about it.
I didn't know it was like a national thing because there's one in Ohio I always went to growing up.
Okay, so it's a, yeah. So there's one. It's only an hour away, so it's got to be in Los Angeles area. Let me show you what this thing looks like. Okay, so this is what the Wolf Lodge... It's like a giant... It's a hotel with a giant indoor... Wait. Water park. Wait, first of all, why are you on Yahoo Images? Bro! What are you doing? I- this is for you. Why don't you change it?
I know we already had this conversation like ten times. I don't want to be on Yahoo Images. I already changed it. They came with- it came with malware. The computer came with malware. Aren't you my IT guy? Yeah, something like that. Um, also I'm eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos for breakfast. I've learned that Nate says this is called a Mexican breakfast. Don't say what I called it.
And then- why I can't say that? No, you can't. I cannot?
I mean, girl, I mean... My Yemeni friends growing up would call it a Yemeni lunch. Yeah.
Wait, it's not like racist, is it?
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Chapter 2: What experiences are shared about indoor water parks?
Computer, erase the malware on yourself. So it's this indoor water park. I gotta be real with you. That looks pretty cool. Yeah, that's why. Like from the images. Okay. Are you trying to find one that looks worse? I don't know how to tell you. I don't know how to. I should have taken a photo, but it was so fucking crowded. Oh, yeah. It was just this.
This isn't even beginning to show, but it was so fucking crowded. And the minute you walk in, you're just blasted With this explosive fume of chlorine and just human stench. Sure. It's so foul. It's the most disgusting place on earth. It's so gross. I went in the wave pool with my... Well, it's probably relatively sterile with all that chlorine. I don't know if... It's gross in a different way.
I don't think there's enough chlorine. Not enough? Not enough in the whole world. You said it was stinging your eyes. Not enough in the whole world to sterilize that place.
That's crazy because in Ohio, it was like really nice growing up, but then Kalahari came out, which was like a nicer hotel. Everyone started going to Kalahari and Great Wolf Lodge became more of the trashy one.
It's very trashy. I don't know what goes on in your neck of the woods, but this place was straight up trashy as hell.
full so full so crowded i guess the thing is spring break had just started so oh there was like a shitload of people there it's spring break this early it's spring all right okay touche i sent you an image with the crowd oh thank you let's take a look here see if it's accurate so i mean like
I want to say that it was maybe even more crowded than this, but, like, yeah, this is a good idea of what it was like. Sure. I took the kids in the wave pool, me, um... They had a wave pool? Yeah. Bruce and, um... and Sonny and we were in there for about 30 seconds until they were both crying and I had to take them out. And then Sonny got tired. So I was in the water for maybe 30 seconds.
And then I took Sonny to take a nap. And that was my entire experience in the water park. But from that evening on, I started to already feel like feverish and chills and shaky. You know,
i actually kind of grew up at a place like this because i used to go all once or twice a week with my friends to a we call it bathe bathe house bathing house and it just every week and i think that's why my um i don't get sick very often because i grew up there yeah you know we have these uh those in la too yeah yeah like bath houses you should check one out yeah yeah i'll go go tonight make sure to bring us make sure to bring ziploc bags oh yeah
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Chapter 3: What concerns arise from Trisha's comments about Hila's mom?
We're talking about yoga pants now? He says viruses can go through the yoga pants up your you-hoo. Okay. But what does that have to do with Bill Gates? Like a mask joke, maybe, because they think masks don't work.
Maybe there's something there. Oh, love. Interesting. I think, yeah, I think they're, like, the punchline is, like, it's, like, racist for all these. Or, like, it's, like, a MAGA take for every one of these. And he doesn't, like, say them. Yeah, you have to be in the know. Fill in the blank. Like in time with the Somali in daycares or whatever.
Well, that... well that was like a big story yeah and obviously he's playing to that crowd but what what is it about face masks and because he thinks viruses go through uh he thinks the masks were stupid because they don't prevent you from getting covid therefore okay we'll see if he'll tie it together here hopefully those yoga pants viruses can go right up your hoo-hoo you never know
I don't know. That's what he's doing. I love the explanation. The only thing that makes sense to me.
Chapter 4: How does the discussion reflect on healing and toxicity?
Women are too smart for that kind of stuff, guys. Women will never fall for that. No matter how, you know, how clever you are. How much everyone's enjoying it.
Honey, I just made you a new smoothie. Are you trying to sneak antibiotics into me because you got STDs from Russian hookers? That's how smart they are.
Oh, I love that we got to see the other side of the room is also all white.
Yeah. There's, like, three layers deep. The room is probably 25% full, and it's a small room to begin with. Yeah. And that one dude is wearing a Burger King crown. Yeah, I spotted that. That's kind of awesome. I think it's just a kid. BK's MAGA? Well, there's just a random kid with a BK crown on. BK went MAGA after Netanyahu endorsed them. Oh, no. That was crazy.
Was that from the fucking NELC thing? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Who... You know, Nelka's falling apart. I think you could probably draw a parallel from that. It all started to go downhill after that. Well, we're getting into that today. We should not be doing this. There you go.
It's kind of distracting up here. Oh, yeah. Not that. I don't want to get in trouble. What? Alright. Oh my god. Because his good jokes he can't say.
You gotta catch all that. Oh, is he saying the thing?
Put it back, put it back, put it back. I can do it. There we go.
Give him that one. He didn't say it like he used to say it though.
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Chapter 5: What messages were obtained by the Daily Mail regarding the bimbofication scene?
There's at least three. Whoa. Depending on how you define it. What? The Daily Mail obtained hundreds of messages involving three women. Wimbos? Whoa. Well, sorry. I got a little ahead of myself there because involving three women from the bimbofication scene.
what now okay this is every sentence here you're gonna need to say it slow again okay bimbo vacation bimbofication so he's talking to three women from the bimbofication scene what is the bimbofication you might ask i have the same question after a little bit of research
It can easily be summed up as porn performers, although I guess it doesn't have to really be porn, but it is fetish content, so it trends that direction. Transform themselves into real Barbie doll-like Barbie dolls by pumping colossal amounts of saline. into their breasts and and other...basically... Can you find an example of someone with clothing? Yes, I do. I have one in the dock.
I'm gonna open it for you. Of a bimbofication? Dressed up in lingerie before your mirror at home, tucking your dick between your legs. Tuck your dick between your legs? That's not... That's not what he was doing. Jordan, Jordan, I gotta stop you. That's not exactly... How do you know he wasn't tucking his dick between his legs? Well, you don't. You do.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of emotional cheating in this context?
You see his cock? No, you don't, but... He talks about it. I feel like you can tell he's not... Well, maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I guess let's judge. We'll see. Here's an example of a... Pardon my use of this word, but this is a bimbo. And I don't mean that derogatorily. I mean that descriptively. Really? This is a member of the bimbofication fetish. There's a fetish.
See how her lip injections are just absurdly over the top? Yeah. And her breasts are massive, absurdly massive. This is what it is. So this is the type of women that he was speaking to. I didn't know it was actually like an official thing with a term. We're all learning together here today. So my question is, why is he wearing tits if he's into the fetish? You're getting ahead of yourself.
Hold on. Well, I guess you're not getting that ahead of yourself. It is my next question. Well, the picture is just him with tits. And another question, how did they get this? Dude, these pictures are insane. Okay. Look at this. These photos are insane. Imagine you're an elected official of one of the most conservative governments of all time.
Just a reminder, this is the woman behind the effort by ICE for the last two years of the Trump administration. Until very recently, she was in charge of that department. She was the one that was answering all those questions horribly after the killings that happened in Minnesota recently. No wonder she's so pissed. She got a bimbo at home. Well, well... She got a big tittied bimbo. Hold on.
Slow down. She's not into it. She got a champagne dial Daytona. That's not enough. Oh, yes. We talked about her watch. Okay, now I know who she is. She's the one with the really nice watch. That could be you, Ethan. That could be you right now. Okay, so. Yeah. You're boring. But you playing. Wait, there's a lot? Yeah, there's a lot. Like up, up, up. Look at his face in this one. Down one.
Zoom in his face. He's doing the lip thing. Come on. He's not even giving that much effort. The lip thing. So who's he taking these for? Yeah. For these women. For women? Did they ask for these? For the bimbos. Yes, daddy. No. Probably unsolicited. But they were in his employ.
uh what's that well they were sex workers and he was paying them for these exchanges now i don't think there's any allegations of actual uh like physically meeting up this is all sexting kind of stuff okay and sending photos uh i think i it didn't mention only fans but presumably something like that is this considered emotional cheating or beyond
This is definitely beyond emotional cheating, but this is not the only cheating going on in this story, as a matter of fact, so we'll get to that soon. Is this as bad as having sex with someone? It's maybe worse. It's worse? I don't know if it's worse. It's not worse. It's about equivalent in my mind. I don't know. Depends on the person. I guess.
Well, part of the shock would be finding out that your partner has this like super intense fetish that you never knew about. Which is why I would consider it worse, possibly. It's like, what? You've been hiding your big titty bimbo obsession? Yeah. Mommy, please step on me. It's like, oh wow, I really don't know you at all. Can you pull up a picture of his wife? Does she have any bimbo features?
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Chapter 7: What are the key highlights of the Artemis II launch preparations?
Good luck. That's actually a really good way to explain how this mission builds. Again, we are hoping to land astronauts on the surface of the moon in maybe two years. So, yes, we are looking around the moon on this lunar flyby mission to see where we might park. Thank you, Roy Wood Jr. For all mankind, that's what it was called. Can't they do that without people?
There is a spectacular place here at Kennedy Space Center to watch launch from, and that's the Banana Creek viewing area. Why don't we go back there where the crowd is excited and Leah has the best assignment ever, talking to people who are super excited about being here for Artemis II. Go ahead. Hey, ladies. Lady in STEM, anyone? I know an XLR cable. For real, you belong to that audience.
Looks like a Rob Schneider audience. Shout out. Wait, they're actually talking about STEM. I thought that's why you said that. I was making a joke because they're all women. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Yeah, no, these are women in STEM, dude. It's not a joke. I thought I was just seeing... Hold on, mute this shit.
I thought I was just seeing this beautiful moment in time where the STEM was no longer a root, but it had blossomed. I think it's still cooking. It's blossoming. It's growing. It's blooming. This is just them. They got every woman in science to stand here. I see men too. That's not every woman. All of these people there are really smart. No, I'm sure. We need more women in STEM.
Everybody's cheering. Let's play it. All right, women in STEM. Let's go. Let's see if you guys can pick this up. I don't know why this feels like Civilization when there's like no war it's like them. They're so happy Vintage it's true there is an inherent optimism in the space program and and is I think that's why I got so excited when I heard that this was happening a couple weeks ago because I
I knew that it was on the horizon, but I didn't realize it was coming up. And in these dark days, it's nice to have a little something positive going on. I have future nostalgia about this. We're going to look back on this day and think about it.
No, we won't. You know, you guys, everyone else felt that way, too, watching the Challenger. There's kids in school. They're all excited. They're proud.
They're watching. Stop.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Rest in peace. That was an awkward school day after.
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift to personal experiences and reflections?
We want to get our arms around that completely. This is a good explanation for why they're doing it this way. The performance of SLS plus Orion is everything on this one. We want to make sure we do it in as safe a way as we possibly can, understanding what we are undertaking right here, bring our crew back, learn as much as we can from the vehicle set up for Artemis III in 2027.
Right, and Administrator, we've actually had a pretty young audience today here, some kids running around the balcony. How do you hope Artemis II inspires that next generation? You know, I talk about this all the time. Like, you know, one of our, I think, our overarching KPIs that we should always be tracking is the number of people living and working in space. Well, you know what's another?
KPIs that we're tracking? What is this? What? What's KPI? I have no idea. Why is he talking like that? How many people are living and working in space? We're tracking lots of KPIs. How many people are living and working in space? Like 10? Key performance indicators. Shut up, you dork! You fucking nerd! You V, executive vice president of being a fucking dork-ass nerd. Yeah!
Yeah, here's your locker. You want to step into it yourself, or do I need to shove you? I was trying to be polite. I was trying to defend him earlier, but he really fucking lost me there. Morgan is shocked. Oh my god. Sorry, dude. You want people to go to- you want space to be cool? Get this nerd off the screen! Galia said KPI is a very commonly used term. By nerds! Yeah, maybe by fucking dorks!
In the corporate world. You want us to send dorks? People with real jobs.
I need to find out if Gala has used KPI at Teddy Fresh or not.
You know she does.
She for sure does.
Also, what's this thing about waiting 25 minutes? Why don't they just launch it right now? You're bringing that up. And they explain. Because the KPI is low. Makes no sense. I will say, there was something about those old images of NASA in the 60s and 70s. NASA control room, 1960s. Yeah, that was back in the days when you pooped in the main hall.
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