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Chapter 1: What story do Lucy and Nikki discuss about a best friend's boyfriend?
a listener production. Cheers, babes, and welcome back to this week's Radio Replay.
Why do you always do it in that voice? Because, babe, what else am I going to do? Cheers, babes, I'm going to happy hour. It's called the Radio Replay.
If you didn't do it like that now, it would be a bit jolting.
We're so used to it. Yeah, true. I know. Lucy would be like, oh, darling, you've actually mixed that up a little. It really threw me. Well, we've got some special guests in the room while we do the radio replay today, guys. In the studio with us, we have my childhood bestie, Leisha. And her three kids. Lani, Milo and Momo. And they're living their best life.
So we've got to be quick so I can go and have a glass of wine.
We just asked them, what song would you want to play on the radio? And they picked Rage Against the Machine, which I was not expecting.
Killing in the name of. Killing in the name of. I know I drove them home last night in my car and I was like, oh, Lani, what do you want to listen to? She's like Bruno Mars. And then I was like, all right, boys, you get to choose a song they're like killing in the name of. Let's bring it back. I know. Actually, it's a track. It is. You know what else is a track?
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Chapter 2: How did the friend react after discovering her boyfriend on Tinder?
Creed, Six Feet. I'm so into it. You've told us seven times today. I'm so into that song at the moment. Lucy kept trying to make Creed happen on commercial radio. They do have some bangers, actually. It's not Triple M, though. Yeah, Creed and Nickelback. What an era. Can you sing like the Creed guy? Well, later, son.
We'll lose today.
You sound like our Kermit Creed. So good. Well, Kizzy, it's your time to shine. What are we putting in the replay today? Well, we got a bit of a mixed bag today. You guys spoke about Jacob Elordi. He's found himself in a bit of, some people are saying hot water. Jacob Elordi, he's been naughty. This wouldn't fly now.
There was a show where 40 kids just were kind of stranded and did their own thing for a little bit. You guys had a bit of a blow up on air today. I don't know if you remember that. Did we? Every day is different. Is that you trying to get people to listen to this episode? No, no, there was actually a genuine... That was hectic, guys. That was hectic.
Is that rage baiting? Yeah, you're rage baiting. You're rage baiting. Well, don't undersell it. Do you want the podcast downloads or what? Yeah, true. So true.
Let's put this into our marketing plan for the next quarter, dolls. Literally, fake fives.
Anyway, let's get into it, hey? This is Lucy and Nikki. Lucy and Nikki asking the question, am I the a-hole?
All right, guys, strap in. It's time for our favourite segment, Am I the A-hole? Here it goes. My friend has been dating her boyfriend for about two years.
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Chapter 3: What was Jacob Elordi's recent controversy?
Last week, I was scrolling through Tinder and came across his profile. Oh! No. It had recent photos, a bio, and it looked completely active. Thinking she'd want to know, I screenshot it and sent it to her. She confronted him immediately. He insisted that it must have been an old account that he had deleted years ago and claimed Tinder sometimes keeps profiles visible.
He was furious that I had gone behind his back instead of asking him first. Now my friend says that I've caused an unnecessary drama because she believes him. And a few mutual friends agree. Am I the a-hole for showing her what I found? Oh, okay. I detest this premise, and I will tell you what the premise is. Don't shoot the messenger. Well, I tend to agree with you, babe. Yes. I don't know.
I'm like, of course she was going to show you that if she came across that bit of absolute tea. I would be filthy at my friends if they didn't show me that. I would be livid. Yeah. Absolutely. I don't know. It seems as though my friend has been dating her boyfriend. It's not like it's like I'm friends with her boyfriend primarily. Do you know what I mean?
I'm like, you shouldn't have showed him first. Who cares, bro? This is the biggest thing, right? When people who do the wrong thing, a.k.a. this guy in this instance, how he's got a Tinder account. they will look for anyone to point the finger at.
And when someone's desperate, like this chick obviously is, she's desperate to like not break up with her boyfriend, otherwise you'd break up with your boyfriend if he was on Tinder. She's like desperate to look for anyone to point the finger at as well. So she's like, oh, well, I can't be mad at my boyfriend, so I'm going to be mad at the girl that told me.
Yeah, I think he's just like deflecting the whole situation from him to be like, what the hell are your friends like, you know? Nikki, you didn't tell me something recently and I was filthy at you. Filthy. Didn't talk to you for two days. You talked to me that day. I called you straight away. Yeah, that was a tricky one. I talked to you with a stern voice. That wasn't a tricky one.
At the time it was tricky.
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Chapter 4: How do Lucy and Nikki define the concept of 'Am I the A-hole?'
Anyway, we're not going to fight on that one. We've kissed and made up. Let's not go back there. You know what, though? I will remember. I know you will, though. You're a bloody stubborn Taurus. I'll be grovelling for the rest of my life, guys. I'm not grovelling, but I won't forget it. Just so you know. I'll forgive you, but I won't forget you.
Babe, why is Elsie from the Hills really prominent in our lives this week? Why, what did she say? I will forgive you and I will forget you. Oh, that's brutal. Remember when her and Heidi have the fight? Yeah, that's brutal. No, I'm not forgetting you anytime soon. But anyway, I'll keep that in the tally. Yeah, good for you. Well, you remember that?
Remember that, Lucy, that you told that girl that that bloke had been, who was it? There was a girl that had been messaged. The guy she was seeing had been with you guys the night before and he kissed a girl in front of you.
Oh, that was when we were in Sydney, Vestman. Oh. That's right.
Best man. Yes. And you weren't even close with that girl, but you were like, this is so wrong. Hardly know her, to be honest.
But do you know what made that instance even? I probably wouldn't have interjected myself into that. She was messaging you at the time. She was messaging me and he FaceTimed her in front of me. That's right. I felt like I was like, oh, I would be such a bad. And then kissed your friend. I wouldn't have been for the chicks if I hadn't have told her. You know what I mean? Yeah.
And we're for the chicks. You are. Don't cheat on your partner in front of me because I am going straight to her and telling her with receipts. Yes, baby. Good on you. We are talking about baby names. Nikki, very relevant to you. You just named a child. I did just name a child. You did. But you know, you can have your name rejected. So a woman has recently had her baby's name rejected.
And let me tell you why. It is... Okay, let me spell it firstly.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of showing a friend evidence of infidelity?
Okay. Z-F-R-O... Sorry. Z-F-R... No, that says X, babe. X, sorry. Wow. Are we reading the same shit? X-F-R-G-O-L-S-Z-Z-Z-X-Y. And it is pronounced... Zerf Golzi. Is this Elon Musk's new missus? It sounds like that, doesn't it?
Yeah, is it the new Tesla?
Isn't that Grimes that has named her baby, all those funky letters? Yeah. See, I think that should be rejected. I just think that's way too wackadoodle. Like how is a poor kitty going to spell its name in prep?
Well, exactly.
How are you actually going to learn?
Is she an influencer?
Well, do you know what? So there's a big list of things that you can't legally call your kids. We've spoken about it a bunch of times. You can't call your baby Hitler. Thank goodness for that. You also can't call your baby like Apple. No, you can't. Sorry. No, what is it? iMac. There's things that you can't call your baby that are like brand names. iPhone 16 Pro Max. Literally iPhone.
Imagine your name being iPhone. Hey, little baby AirPod over here looking so cute. But I just think any parent that goes, oh, and you can't call your baby like methamphetamine.
Yeah. They did it on The Simpsons.
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Chapter 6: How do Lucy and Nikki relate their own experiences to the discussion?
You think? Dalai Lama.
I think there's a few getting around.
You can't call him dickhead, shitted, scrotum, thong, smelly. You can't call him Facebook, Ikea.
Do you know what? I've got to interrupt. The fact that they need to say, now this is not allowed. What kind of imbeciles are getting around? Oh yeah, let's call this one scrotum sucker.
You can't call your kid Nutella.
Like you're evil. Do not have babies then.
You can't call your kid Nutella. What's going on there? I'd love to call my kid Nutella or Medicare.
Or you could call it Ella. Baby Medicare. Are your Medicare cards at my house, babe?
These are some of the most rejected names. Adolf Hitler, Harry Potter, Robocop, Cyanide, Terrorist, Monkey, Passport, Australia or Anzac.
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Chapter 7: What are the rules for baby names that can't be used?
So she texted. Call a spade a spade. Yeah, it was in the middle. She texted them innocently because they all thought he was hot. Said, oh my God, Sean's at this pub. Jacob Lordy's there. They then texted their digital guy from the team. And the next minute, like an hour later, I'm not even thinking about it. I see their digital guy who I know like ducking down. And I was like, oh.
There's old mate. Anyway, didn't think anything of it. The next day I wake up and my, my missus is just staring at me in bed. And I'm like, what? She's like, I did something. And I was like, what? She's like, Oh my God. So I told my friend that Jacob Elordi was there. And then look at this article.
And Jacob had gotten to a fight with the digital producer because the guy went up to him and said to Jacob Elordi, it was after salt burn came out. And he said, Jacob, could I have some of your, um, bath water? And Jacob was like, turn the cameras off, mate. It's inappropriate. No, you can't.
I'd clock him too, to be honest.
Yeah, exactly. And that's how it all happened. And then I think it became a bit of a call case.
Well, it's not a secret that he doesn't like being approached. That's what I mean. I feel like he's like almost on like that Bieber trajectory of standing on business. You know what I mean? It's kind of like leave me alone. There's that really famous video of him talking to paparazzi and they're just going at him.
And he said something like, you're making it very difficult for me to enjoy my life or something. Don't quote me on that. I get it. I know. It was very much like a please stop. Please let me live. I think so too. And to say please don't touch me, bro, I think you are well within your rights. You are not some shiny trophy where everyone can go and rub your belly for good luck.
You're a real person. You get so much access to these people through paparazzi posting photos of them all the time. Just let them live. Well, okay, so I've got a small story that's definitely not of Jacob Elordi's standard, but we have these fun, crazy live shows, and they're pretty intense, and our punters, who listen to our podcast, they're just so excited to be there, which we love.
But, like, at one of our after parties last year, a girl, like, fully pulled me off the stage. And I, like, really hurt my shin because she was just so excited. And it's kind of like... You can only imagine how annoying that would be. You know, like, I'm there doing a live show. So I'm like, I'm ready for this. This is what we're here to do. Imagine being...
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Chapter 8: What surprising health benefit do orgasms provide according to recent research?
Bonus points if you went. All right, question four. If Nikki gets this correct, she's a winner, correct?
It's getting a bit familiar these days, that little statement at the end there, isn't it?
All right, question four. Offside trap, tiki-taka, and high press are tactical strategies which sport?
Lucy.
Yeah.
Read them again.
I'm going to say... Offside trap, tiki-taka and high press.
Tiki-taco.
Tiki-taka.
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