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The Roy Envelope

10 Feb 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Irish comedian and Liverpool fan Tommy Tiernan to promote his new UK tour 'tomfoolery'. Plus, Wrexham fan Nathan Salt f...

German Neighbours and Andy's Bus Joke

09 Feb 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by football sticker expert Greg Lansdowne after a Cristiano Ronaldo sticker sold for £60k. Plus, the CEO of Pillow Fighting ...

The Governor of Massachusetts

08 Feb 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Nottingham Forest fan Matt Forde to discuss the new episodes of his brilliant podcast The Political Party....

Harriet Dart’s Big Ask

07 Feb 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by The Sun’s Paul Jiggins to look back on the magical FA Cup fourth round weekend. Plus, comedian and Irish Rugby fan Jarla...

Distant Rela-Top Trumps

04 Feb 2022

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H&J are live from the Platform 5 pub in Edinburgh ahead of the Calcutta Cup. Neil Lennon and Callum Beattie are amongst their guests Hosted on Aca...

Unwelcome Reunions

03 Feb 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by former cricketer turned author Patrick Foster to discuss his new book all about his gambling addiction 'Might Bite: The...

Trade Wars

02 Feb 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by journalist, author and filmmaker Jon Ronson to promote his upcoming live shows. Plus, performer, writer and producer Hanna...

Roger Whittaker Tribute Act

01 Feb 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Sunderland fan and one half of the Athletico Mince podcast Andy Dawson to talk all things Sunderland (including the unv...

Deadline Day

31 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and Everton fan Sam Avery to react to Frank Lampard's official announcement as the new Toffees boss. Plus, the gu...

Footballers' Dating Apps

28 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian, Farnborough fan and our Iranian football reporter Andy Smart, squad number nine Martin Kelner and Brighton suppo...

Bakers Doutzen

27 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by author and commentator David Bolchover to commemorate Holocaust Memorial Day as well as James Willis & Jack Newman ...

Frank Rankmore

26 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and West Ham fan John Moloney to promote his new radio show, Subbuteo enthusiast Gerry Harrington and musician &a...

You Had Me At Floodlights

25 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by the potential winner of this year’s FIFA Puskas goal of the year award Oli Babington of Clevedon Town, comedian and S...

Never Let Gravity Do The Rest

24 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by the Chief Operating Officer at Bohemian FC with the back story of their new Bob Marley inspired kit. Plus, another set of ...

Andy's Sunglasses

21 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by Former Local Newspaper Journalist Alex Morrison, Squad Number Nine's Martin Kelner and The Daily Star's TV Reviewer Mike W...

The Calloused Hand of Emma Raducanu

20 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by actors and comedians David Earl and Joe Wilkinson to tell us all about their new podcast My New Football Club. Plus, co...

Stand Up If You Love The Darts

19 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy bring Fulham fan Tom Greatrex back down to earth and the guys are also joined by actor and tennis fan Jason Isaacs ahead of the release ...

tShandgray

18 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by the owner of the Premier League’s only market stall ‘On the Stall City’ as well as two-time Dakar rally champion ...

He's Only Got One Coat!

17 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by commentator and broadcaster Tom Rennie to look back on the weekend's Premier League action as well as talkSPORT all-rounde...

Back Sack and Mike Krack

14 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by 88 year-old referee Terry Farley, cricket legend David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd, squad number nine Martin Kelner and the Star’...

Camping With Benitez

13 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by actor and Chelsea fan George Mackay promoting the new film he's in 'Munich: From The Edge of War' as well as comedian a...

Broja or Cedric From The Three Monarchs

12 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by weatherman and Burnley fan John Kettley after the news of Chris wood moving to Newcastle. Plus, Thelo Aasgaard the Wigan m...

The Meet and Greet

11 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Wimbledon fan Geoff Norcott ahead of the Dons big game against MK Dons. Plus, the Telegraph’s Jim White ...

There’s No Cameras At Normanton Golf Club

10 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by the Sun’s football writer Paul Jiggins for a full round-up of all the best stories across the FA Cup third round weekend...

Trippier Pursuit

07 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by Dr Adwaye Ramboujan from Bath University and former Woking boss Geoff Chapple after research found Woking's FA Cupset over...

Who’s Glove is it Anyway?

06 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by duck and dog trainer Joe Nutkins to talk about teaching her duck tomplay football, yes really. Plus, Andy Jacobs and Ge...

Christmas Toot

05 Jan 2022

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Paul and Andy are joined by Japanese Football Expert Alan Gibson to give us the lowdon on a trio of Celtic signings as well as middle aged skateboarde...

Stars Seen At The Tip

04 Jan 2022

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Paul and Charlie are joined by the Telegraph’s Jim White who’s fuming about the time the ball spends off the field in football games as well as Sh...

Christmas Day Special - Clips of the Year!

25 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy bring you the 2021 Clips of the Year Christmas Day special! Featuring our favourite clips and interviews of the year. Merry Christmas! H...

H&J Christmas Eve Party 2021

24 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined virtually by a whole host of lucky listeners plus H&J regulars Ian Danter, Charlie Baker, Max Rushden and of course Andy ...

Tales of Time Wasting & Toilet Playlists

23 Dec 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Forest fan Matt Forde, squad number nine Martin Kelner and the Star’s TV reviewer Mike Ward. Plus the li...

Rachael Heyhoe Flint's Thrupenny Bits

22 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by brothers Theo and Sam Delaney ahead of a big London derby in the Carabao Cup tonight as well as South American football ex...

Give It Headspace Eve 'til End Of Season

21 Dec 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by podcaster and author Chris Scull as well as the organiser of the world pie eating championships Tony Callaghan. Hosted ...

Clopp

20 Dec 2021

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It's Monday and Paul and Andy are joined by Chief Football Writer for the Mirror Jon Cross and former England cricketer Angus Fraser! Hosted on Acast...

YOU CAN GO!

17 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by new Bedford FC owner Peter McCormack, Squad number 9 Martin Kelner and Mike Ward gives us the best of non-sporting telly! ...

Best Looking Man In Truro

16 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by virologist Dr Simon Clarke, impressionist and Arsenal fan Luke Kempner as well as Charlie Baker and Geoff Peters for a Bir...

What's The Point Of Paddy's Challenge!?

15 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Josh Bartlett from Away Day Beers, front man of The Pocket Gods Mark Christopher Lee as well as the one and only Ben Fletc...

Jack Russell's teabag

14 Dec 2021

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H&J are joined by professional eater Kyle Gibson, and Deep Purple lead singer Ian Gillan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Take Two

13 Dec 2021

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On the day UEFA needed two tries at conducting the last 16 of the Champions League draw, Paul and Andy were joined by football commentator and broadca...

Concerns over Burns and Camel Botox

10 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by the UK’s oldest footballer Dickie Borthwick, squad number nine Martin Kelner and the Star’s TV reviewer Mike Ward. Hos...

He'll be getting a memo

09 Dec 2021

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Paul and Charlie chat to former England spinner Phil Tufnell, the Leeds barber with a accidental piece of Elland Road history, comedian Mark Steel - p...

Send Them Home

08 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by former England batsman Rob Key, talkSPORT's Manchester correspondent Micky Gray and The Sun's snooker writer Rob Maul. Hos...

Yaki Sobers, Shirts from Skips and Eggyboffing

07 Dec 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Spurs correspondent for the London Evening Standard Dan Kilpatrick, writer and comedian Ben Elton and former England Ne...

Fruit juice fine

06 Dec 2021

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H&J are joined by comedian Kevin Day to discuss the weekend's action, and Ben Lyttleton discusses a potential new format for penalty shootouts. Ho...

Cristiano Ronaldo's rubble

03 Dec 2021

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H&J are joined by calendar-maker Kevin Beresford, and Buxton FC chairman Dave Hopkins looks ahead to their FA Cup tie with Morecambe. Lesley Lloyd...

What about Queen Victoria?

02 Dec 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedians Andrew Ryan, Adam Rowe and Dan Nightingale as well as Andy Jacobs and Geoff Peters for a very one sided but h...

Spike Protein, Lateral Flow & Cresta Run

01 Dec 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and Everton fan Sam Avery as well as comedian and Farnborough fan Andy Smart. Plus, the guys bring you the clip o...

Mundane Ambitions

30 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Newcastle fan Gavin Webster and talkSPORT all-rounder Rupert Bell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Hard Posties

29 Nov 2021

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The guys are joined by Dave Clark to discuss darts feuds, Charlie Starmer-Smith talks about his new single, and comedian Scott Bennett is in the studi...

Free Demba Ba

26 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by author and penalty expert Ben Lyttleton, author of new Panini book Greg Lansdowne and US Sports Expert Todd Macklin Hosted...

Isle of Wight Ferry

25 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian Josh Pugh, former Samoa Rugby player and CEO of Pacific Welfare Dan Leo as well as Andy Jacobs and Geoff Peter...

José Feliciano's Dual Carriageway

24 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by ESPN reporter Mark Donaldson and Paul Mariner's son George, comedian and actor Nick Helm and H&J's deadline day Spurs ...

House Of Goochi

23 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Arsenal blogger and author Dave Seager, comedian and Man Utd fan Danny McLoughlin and a Newcastle fan who was gifted a ...

Tuna Limerick

22 Nov 2021

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Charlie and Andy are joined by broadcaster and commentator Tom Rennie as well as comedians Bill Bailey and David O'Doherty. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Andy Jacobs and Charlie Chops

19 Nov 2021

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Charlie and Andy are joined by comedian and Arsenal fan Jacob Hawley, World Record pogo jumper Tyler Phillips and TV reviewer for the Star Mike W...

Arson Benger

18 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Daily Telegraph sports writer and Man Utd fan Jim White, boxing brothers Adam and Hassan Azim, comedian and Spurs fan J...

Someone Return Michael Johnson's Lucky Towel Already

17 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by former Yorkshire cricketer Azeem Rafiq as well as actors and comedians Dan Skinner & Simon Lipkin. Plus, following our...

Mamma Mia!

16 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Scotland fan Mark Nelson, Italian football expert Tancredi Palmeri and former Switzerland International Ra...

How Many Turkeys Do You Need At Christmas?

15 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by TV columnist for The Sun and Tartan Army foot soldier Ally Ross as well as St Albans City' goalkeeper Michael Johnson who'...

Live From Cheltenham

12 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are live from Cheltenham and they are joined by Comedians Andy Smart, Steve Frost, Ivo Graham and Overnights presenter Martin Kelner Hos...

Cub Scouts Hanging Out With The SAS

11 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined in the studio by comedian Jack Dee, and Andy Jacobs & Geoff Peters join the guys for another Birthday Spread. Hosted o...

Sea Sea Seasiders

10 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Exeter City captain Matt Jay, London Evening Standard's Dan Kilpatrick and Aberystwyth boss Antonio Corbisero. Hosted o...

Stadium McStade Face

09 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian Harry Hill, whispering Hugh Woozencroft, former F1 driver David Coulthard and Ben from Llantwit Major AFC. Hos...

Sean Housery

08 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by commentator and broadcaster Tom Rennie to look back on the weekend's Premier League action and the former Watford, West Ha...

Bunking down with Lenny Henry

05 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Actor, Comedian and Spurs fan Simon Day, Squad Number Nine's and Overnights presenter Martin Kelner and The Star's TV revi...

The station that never sleeps

04 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by actor, singer and West Ham fan Thomas Aldridge, Comedian and Leeds fan Maisie Adam and there was another Birthday Sprea...

I've got news from Lebanon

03 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by former World Darts Champion Keith Deller to promote his new book '138: Game, Shot and the Match' and they discuss the upco...

Microwave burgers at The Ivy

02 Nov 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Richard 'crackers' Cracknell to talk about Spurs' changing philosophy. Comedian Sam Avery discusses Everton's troubles,...

Paul The Dogfather

01 Nov 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Tom Rennie to discuss the weekend's action. Gamer Luke Robinson has just secured a dream job and tells the guys all about ...

The Andy Jacobs Gadget Show

29 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian Tim Key, Squad number 9 Martin Kelner and American Sports Expert, Todd Macklin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Live From The National Football Museum

28 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined at the National Football Museum by comedian and Man utd fan Danny McLoughlin, former Sunderland full back Micky Gray, form...

Shirt Begging Doomsday

27 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined in the studio by actor and Man City fan Cel Spellman as well as comedian and Arsenal fan Travis Jay. They were also joined do...

Knowlesy

26 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Simon Marsh from the Old Wulfrunians after their record breaking penalty shoot out, Raymond Pipe from British Airways F...

Lionel Messi on the Waltzers

25 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Broadcaster Tom Rennie, Leeds fan Nik Whitley and Producer Neil Duncanson! There are also some classic clips from 2009! Ho...

John McGinn's Cakes

22 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Kick It Out's Troy Townsend, comedian and Sutton United fan Tim Vine, squad number nine Martin Kelner and Tv reviewer for ...

Martin Lipton's Comedy Horn

21 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Man United fan Justin Moorhouse, The Sun's Martin Lipton, talkSPORT's very own Ian The Moose Abrahams and ...

Moose's Chins' Cuffs

20 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy were joined in the studio by fast bowler Steve Finn ahead of the t20 World Cup and this Winter's Ashes. The guys were also joined by Ian...

I Blame Farage

19 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by the striker who scored thirteen goals in one game, comedian Al Murray is on, Charlie stokes the Devon/Cornwall pasty wa...

Tara Tara Palmer Pump Tomkinson

18 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by former Crystal Palace midfielder John Salako and Ian Pearse from WEL Medical to discuss their work on improving knowledge ...

Gripping Arms

15 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by singer and Man united fan Olly Murs, former Bournemouth and QPR midfielder Marc Pugh AKA The Foodie Footballer, comedian a...

Sir Johnny Weaver

14 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie were joined by Andy Jacobs and Geoff Peters for a hilarious Birthday Spread, squad number nine Martin Kelner, comedian and Welsh spor...

Sallai? Ndidi.

13 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy were joined by Rob from Turnstyles as the perm is on its way back, author and journalist Chas Newkey-Burden, pioneering journalist Judie...

Championship Manager War Stories

12 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by host of The Football Manager Show Iain Macintosh, one half of The Hairy Bikers and Newcastle fan Si King and talkSPORT'...

Squid Outfit

11 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by music producer Pete Waterman and Tartan Army foot soldier Ally Ross. And you'll also find out the winner of the clip of th...

Paul Hawksbye & Ian Jacobs

08 Oct 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by the colour-blind former Scotland rugby player Chris Paterson, talkSPORT's England correspondent Hugh Woozencroft, squad nu...

Chubby Check-A-Trade

07 Oct 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Andy Jacobs and Geoff Peters for the return of the Birthday Spread, comedian and prankster Simon Brodkin and former Joc...

Marco Verratti!

29 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy chew the fat about Salt Bae, salt on toast, odd presents and Paul Scholes filling up jerry cans. And Wasps prop Biyi Alo tells them abou...

Stuart Pearce as James Bond

28 Sep 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and TV presenter Jimmy Tarbuck, professional dartist Gerwyn Price as well as comedian and Man City fan Jason M...

German Cricketers

27 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by broadcaster and commentator Tom Rennie as well as writer, poet and broadcaster Benjamin Zephaniah. The guys also bring you...

RuPaul's Vets Circuit

24 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by US sports expert Todd Macklin, squad number nine Martin Kelner and TV reviewer for The Star Mike Ward. Hosted on Acast. Se...

Hat Replacement Service

23 Sep 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Alex Horne, comedian and Chelsea fan Omid Djalili, one of the star's of a viral village cr...

Pre-Owned By The Stars

22 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Nick Peet, one half of the brilliant boxing podcast Fight Disciples, England's over-70s player-manager Ken Pollock and Mus...

Harry Potter And The Corridor Of Uncertainty

21 Sep 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by the editor of the Guinness Book of World Records and the real Harry Potter.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Paper Towels Please

20 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by football writer for The Sun Paul Jiggins and Winner of the Supreme Champion of the 2021 British Pie Awards George Bowring ...

Flick Of The Rist

17 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Sky Sports touchline reporter Geoff Shreeves ahead of his bike ride to Spurs v Chelsea, Martin Kelner with his sideways ta...

Tramp Day

16 Sep 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by Andy Jacobs and Geoff Peters for another Birthday Spread. They're also joined by comedian and Plymouth fan Josh Widdico...

The Full Lederhosen

15 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by comedian and cricket statistician Andy Zaltzman, cricket photographer Philip Brown and director of 'The Champion of Auschw...

Running The Line

14 Sep 2021

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Paul and Charlie are joined by chief sports writer at The Guardian Sean Ingle, comedian and Grimsby fan Lloyd Griffith and former cruiserweight world ...

Petty Club Loyalties

13 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by broadcaster and commentator Tom Rennie, organiser of the Black Pudding Throwing Championships Chris Stretham and the guys ...

Getting It Wrong

10 Sep 2021

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Paul and Andy are joined by Ponferradina super fan Chris Pidgeon, James and Rab from Glasvegas and squad number nine Martin Kelner. Hosted on Acast. S...