Hello From The Magic Tavern
Episodes
77 - The Baron and the Frog
29 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenS...
76 - Pandenomicon
22 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green's Pandenomicon: C...
Time Traveling Shills #3
16 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bo...
75 - Make-Up Artist
15 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: ...
74 - Letters and Packages
08 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Time to catch up on our many letters and packages.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonTricia: Kate Ja...
73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)
01 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: ...
72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk
25 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGracie, the Lonely Cult M...
71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)
18 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLyrica: Rachea...
70 - Goblin Queen
11 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rif...
69 - Halfling Bards
04 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youngn...
68 - The Princess and the Eunuch
27 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt...
67 - Ooze
20 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it...him...them?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOoze...
66 - The Curse
13 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It feels like this may be it... our last chance to save Chunt.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDorian Deville: Zach Thom...
65 - Dancer
06 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJosh ...
64 - Jamillious the Mauve
30 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJamillious Was...
63 - The Singing Sword
23 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic.CreditsArnie: Arnie Nie...
62 - The Healer (LIVE at PAX East)
16 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrance Windowwhi...
61 - Sheriff
09 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female S...
60 - Confidential Courier
02 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChu...
59 - Dr. Ward
25 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Ri...
58 - Keeper of the Doom Horn
18 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal ...
57 - Dreamclimber
11 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!CreditsArn...
56 - Dungeon Guard
04 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChad: David PasquesiMysterious ...
55 - Homunculus
28 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Rifa...
54 - Witch
21 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
What's a polite word for hag?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the F...
53 - Tom the Nominee
14 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience...
52 - One Year
07 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChun...
51 - Baron Ragoon
26 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon:Chris Rathjen...
Time Traveling Shills #2
23 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bo...
50 - Larry Birdman
19 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mitte...
49 - Princess Phillipa
12 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.CreditsArnie: Arn...
48 - DQ Returns
04 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I'm going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D'athaniel Quen'yarvin. Maybe I'll say his name right this time.CreditsArnie: ...
47 - Otok’s Quest
29 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.CreditsArnie: Arnie Niek...
46 - Assassin
22 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni--wait, who's this guy at our table?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAssas...
45 - The First Jew of Foon
15 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I've always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week's guest has the answer!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: ...
44 - Arnor the Warrior
07 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he'll get a kick...
43 - Sharks
01 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.CreditsAr...
Winter Solstice Bonus
24 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic...
42 - Winter Solstice
17 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
There's a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for...
41 - Skeleton
11 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax?:...
40 - Chu Chu’s Chow
04 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu's Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it's got to beat spiced potatoes.CreditsArnie: Ar...
39 - Can the Wizard
24 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Chunt here! Arnie's hung over so I'm hosting the podcast this week. Usidore's wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Mayb...
38 - Letters
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We've been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: M...
37 - Tannakin the Pinglet
13 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase "when pigs fly." One thing lead to another and I met this week's guest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt...
36 - Low Battery
06 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, everyone. I've been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed...
35 - Earth Stuff
30 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Earth. Stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious...
34 - Chunt for Red October
21 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need...
33 - Spurt the Elder
16 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.Cr...
32 - Offices & Bosses
08 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain ho...
31 - Bridge Troll
03 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore...
30 - The Midwife
23 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife...
29 - The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)
17 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.CreditsArnie: Arni...
28 - Forever Girl
08 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.CreditsArn...
27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)
03 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some ...
26 - Hunger Ghost
28 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt ca...
Time Traveling Shills #1
25 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bo...
25 - Eagles
20 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can...
24 - The Plan
12 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minota...
23 - Soul Walker
06 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.CreditsArnie:&nbs...
22 - Sarah
30 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's here!Credits...
21 - No Arnie
22 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.CreditsChunt:&nb...
20 - The Wedding Planner
17 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:&...
19 - The Namer
08 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt ...
18 - Blemish
30 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.CreditsArnie: Arnie ...
17 - D’athaniel Quen’yarvin
24 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD'athaniel ...
16 - Spintax the Green
17 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:&nbs...
15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman
10 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimension...
14 - Music of Foon
03 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.CreditsArnie: Ar...
13 - Boys’ Night
27 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night!CreditsArnie:&nbs...
12 - Krom the Barbarian
23 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youn...
11 - The Eunuch
13 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface... and he's here to see me!CreditsArn...
10 - Homesick
06 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChu...
9 - Goblins
30 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins a...
8 - Pimbly Nimblebottom
23 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly ...
7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth
16 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name "Belaroth" sounds familiar.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungPrinc...
6 - The Vermilion Minotaur
09 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt wi...
5 - Foon’s Greatest Swordsman
02 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can't wait to hear all ab...
4 - The FML
26 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope h...
3 - Flower
19 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we'll be good friends.CreditsArnie: Arnie Niek...
2 - Tom the Traveler
13 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I'm hoping to hear what life ou...
1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern
05 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasti...