Help Me! I'm A Teacher
Episodes
Episode 18 - Heatwave
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is there a legal limit to how hot it can be in the workplace? What animal would you pretend to be at work? Should parent races be banned? What's y...
Episode 17 - School's not done, but I am.
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark shares some big news! Which unit of work do you leave to the last minute? Who should be in control of the school's corridors? The official talki...
Episode 16 - WhatsApp Groups
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's it like in your work WhatsApp group? Are you ready for the true-crime story of the century? And are you guilty of using your 'teacher v...
Episode 15 - World Book Day
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Want some last minute World Book Day costume ideas? Some thoughts on revamp your teacher wardrobe? How about thinking about what you'd love to spe...
Episode 14 - Three's A Crowd
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have our first ever guest on the show! The official talking points this week are: Help Me! I'm an ECT Edu News - Love Actually Help Me! My co...
Episode 13 - The King vs The Gluesticks
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would you rather have 120 gluesticks or a portrait of King Charles? How do you keep class fish alive? How do they do lockdown drills in America? And s...
Episode 12 - Commemorative Glassware
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! And it's a good one! We get the low-down on what's been happening so far this school year, talk about trips to A&E and cover all the h...
The End Of School Year Special!
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Jordan & Mark as we go off-timetable for some end of year fun! We'll play a little game, chat about which terms have been the best and th...
Episode 11 - 'Staffroom Small Talk'
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New mics, new episode! How many song titles can you squeeze into a parents evening? Is Elvis really dead? Is it scone or scone? The official talking p...
Episode 10 - 'Teacher Races'
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies for the audio quality in this one! Faulty Mics! In this episode we chat about moderation days, fathers day getting sponsored! The official t...
Episode 9 - 'The Boy Who Lived'
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we chat about embarrassing interactions with mechanics as a teacher, the genny lec, the summer term and graffiti! Along with our offic...
BONUS EPISODE - The Pilot
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A special bonus episode for you this week: Our pilot episode! This was recorded months before we released our official first episode and, do you know ...
Episode 8 - 'All Hail The School Sticker'
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who doesn't love a sticker!? In this episode we talk about some playground duty shenanigans, a weird thing found in an orange, parents biggest fea...
Episode 7 - 'Scouting For Teachers'
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered why Biff, Chip and Kipper are named that way? Well we have the answers! The official talking points this week are: Help Me! Freddie...
Episode 6 - 'School Simulation'
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Help Me! I told my headteacher I loved him. Yep. That's a 'Help Me!' submission this week... In this episode Jordan shares an embarrassing story abou...
Episode 5 - 'White Lies'
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Jordan and Mark talk about World Book Day, the dangers of little white lies, ie - convincing the children in your class that your coll...
Episode 4 - 'Boris The Spider'
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Jordan and Mark give a duckgate-update, chat about the giant portrait of King Charles that's appeared in school, discuss which box...
Episode 3 - 'Duckgate'
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Jordan and Mark reveal the mystery behind who has left 120 tiny plastic yellow ducks all around school! We talk about the unfortunate ...
Episode 2 - 'Get Into Teaching'
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Jordan and Mark reflect on what makes teaching truly special, and why there is no other career like it. As well as looking at, and off...
Episode 1 - 'Given Your History'
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In our first ever episode Jordan and Mark will be looking at, and offering some light-hearted advice on, the following issues: Help Me! Every time...