Hemispheric Views
Episodes
162: A Very Hard Zero!
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jason "talks" to "Andrew" and "Martin" about dashes, movies, games, analog pens, and paper! "Martin" and "...
161: Just Gopher It!™
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jason is under the weather but still showing up as the cream filling. Some One Prime Plus action. Follow up you are not going to believe from Martin! ...
160: I Am The Cream filling!
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're all roughly in the same time zone!? We have a special guest appearance up top! We love listener mail! Rapid fire topics en masse! Martin is ...
159: Big Screen Tasks!
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Australians are falling apart. Jason is moving a million pounds. We try on a thought experiment. █████████████████...
158: Every Day Is Email Day!
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Martin in back this week with CD's in hand! What was once the foot and then became a magnet is now a foot again! One Prime Plus is cheaper? It'...
157: We've Only Got Room For One Toobies!
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
One host plus one host equals three! We have a special guest this week to pull a winner for the awesome hat raffle! She also gives us some insight int...
156: Little Gems of Fun!
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is brought to you by RSS*. Check out that old Aqua web page! Andrew got some help from a listener via blog post. We love getting your ema...
155: Always Be Measuring!
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Time is running out to enter to win an incredible Hemispheric Views 1-of-1 hand made knit hat! We get plunger follow up. A few thumbs are pointed skyw...
154: Organic Swiss Water Process!
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Remember, the raffle is still on through the end of the month! What is your favorite mug for your mug? How much old crap can the three of them cram in...
153: My Beloved!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can we get a vibe check? No, really, Martin is asking! You asked for it, and we have delivered it. A new show run sheet app that you won't actually ev...
152: Open Sauce Pawn!
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey look, Martin's back! We have a super cool giveaway this episode! The quarterly board meeting is in session. Brain farts and drive-by segues! It's ...
151: Silver Number Three!
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully, Martin is reading this right now. Consider this a test for him. Martin, please message Jason with "Avocado Banana" if you read the notes. F...
150: Negligent Use of Storage!
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 150! Or is it 152? Or 153? Who knows, but it's here! We've got mail and Martin has coffee! Pay attention, there is homework for you in th...
149: Dishwasher-adjacent!
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What are your thoughts on dishwasher procedure? Is rinse aid a scam? Watch out, we're a biker gang now! We already knew he was a sexy man, but the soa...
148: When the Light Comes On!
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can a counter chat go the other way? Martin says yes! Andrew is drawing every day! Jason goes to the ballet! Reverse Counter Chat 00:00:00 How about t...
147: Positives and Benefits!
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's tax season! Well, for some of us. We do talk a little about Liquid Glass—sorry. Is Jason making a move for control of WA? Always respect the ha...
146: We've Got Mail!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got emails! We love emails! Martin got a clock and we do a deep-dive on a fun video from 1966 about Perth! Maybe even go watch the video before lis...
145: I Gantt Even!
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Knock knock! Who's there? All three Hosts! All three hosts who? All three hosts, Jason, Andrew, and Martin! We'e got thumbs to give out! Martin is on ...
144: Five Years!
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the fifth anniversary of the show! We went all out! Actually, due to schedules, we almost didn't record an episode, but we did end up with a fun ...
143: IP Rating of No!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is a MacBook Pro waterproof? One of us finds out the hard way, live on the show. The trio is back! Mostly. We settle the great debates of our time: is...
142: Back to My Mac!
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rightio, this is Martin doing the show notes—not Jason! I may be absent from this recording (apologies) but you can be sure that I've used the notes...
141: My Australian Beard!
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew is not here. Wait, no, he is! Well, kind of. It's finally time to reveal the results of Arcadia June 2025! Martin and Jason ponder the physical...
140: I Put Them on the Tip!
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't have three hosts, and then we did! Food update from Australia. Do people still use phone cases? Signs point to yes! Andrew bought a TV that ...
139: Tab Minimalist!
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it hot in here!? Arcadia June is underway, and the competition is fierce! What even is a browser? A depreciation update for June that will knock yo...
138: Coffee. No Notes!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have a winner! Martin's poor blog gets... roasted? Who wants to ride in a robot car? Jason, we guess. Andrew remembers the good old days when books...
137: I Had a Pi in a Drawer!
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Arcadia June is coming, don't let it pass you by! We chat about photo libraries, Andrew is a bike guy again, and Martin shares a fun story about his s...
136: Paying it Forward!
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Hemispheric Triad is back together again! With our powers combined, you get episode 136! 😃 What if we told you there was a giveaway in this epi...
135: I Have Employed an Army of Ducks!
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's two again this week, but a different two! There is no poll this week, don't worry! Jason and Martin talk about getting photos out of Apple Photos...
134: He's an Exception to the Poll!
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Only two of them and they still managed to go on for 45 minutes?! Andrew and Martin talk polls, ethernet, guest appearances and then get deep on what ...
133: You Were Fine, We Were Criminals!
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you have follow-up if you never talked about it in the past? Your DVDs may self-destruct! Did anyone say "flac" this episode? Andrew is getting sl...
132: Potato Proclivities!
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's kick things off with some One Prime Plus AMA! Martin has opinions! Andrew is looking good in a newly released photo. Jason is on about adding Ai...
131: The Best Sleep You Could Ever Wish For!
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're on holiday this week! Wait, I am being told, we are in fact not on holiday. The show must go on! (Although a bit shorter than normal. Sorry and ...
130: It's an Epidemic...!
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sing it with us! Red red whine! Do you ever use the... Get ready for some iPod modding and chilling! What is life like without a watch? Whether to swa...
129: It's a Hot Rod iPod!
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is KFC chicken? Let's talk lossless! Have you ordered your stickers yet? That time Andrew learned shorthand. The foot has trapped you in a force feld....
128: Double Trouble!
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
New year, new show! Not really, don't worry, it's the same. Well, Andrew is gone, but still mostly the same. Martin and Jason talk new year, media, st...
127: It's Just a Nubbin!
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Does anyone at the 9-5 even know this show exists? A few standout things. You would definitely never jump scare someone, right? An unannounced Trivia ...
126: You Got a Bonus Popcorn!
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How's the depreciation of the M4 going? The defaults train marches on! We have a mega media corner! Who doesn't love an extensive cable review!? Darkr...
125: I Became One With PHP!
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time again! It's Neatvember! Adam is back to chat about all things OMG. You have probably heard about "/save" but what about "/spend"!? Mart...
124: Shinkansen Snaphoon!
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey look, Jason is back! If you aren’t slow cooking, are you even cooking? The age of M is upon us. Imagine having actual choices in your electronic...
123: Be a Good Andrew!
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
OK, so this is weird... episode 123 features only the Southern Hemisphere! 😱 What happens when Jason (HR Manager and Master of the Show Notes) is a...
122: A F(i)eld Trip!
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sit down and get comfy; it’s story time! What happened with Martin's monitor trip? Where do you land on dark icons? Lovely bags. Don't eat and podca...
121: BYOStuff!
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING: Jason’s audio is very bad. He is very sorry. Who moved Andrew’s cheese? How do we feel about Martin making this potential purchase? It’...
120: Scott is Buying a Y!
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are all over the map today! No, really! Jason is in Canada and Andrew is in bed. A special guest appears on the podcast. Mark Field just wants his ...
119: My Sleep Music App Jumped The Shark!
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We kick things off at an odd time for everyone this time! Bet you can't tell.. 🤣 How many Counter Chats™ are allowed in a single episode? Remembe...
118: What's Gong On!
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are recording in uncharted waters this week! Media Corner is old news. TURBO media corner! Everyone’s favorite counter-chat segment is back. We t...
117: Not Quite Scheduled!
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have guests today! Yep, plural! Megan and Cate from the Not Quite Dead Podcast join us to talk about all the things! We get into horror movies and ...
116: Fifty Free Hours!
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard the good word about America (Australia) Online!? Is Jason in the guy bucket now? Andrew spent money! Can you even believe it!? Pasta fo...
115: Just Fork It!
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone is back in the recording booth! Don’t forget about the Live Watch! We have the final results from the epic battle that is Arcadia June 2024...
114: Built-in Redundancy!
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s like a normal episode, except there are only two people. Perhaps this is the last episode ever to be recorded. Do the nutbush! Andrew had a bir...
113: Smuggle a Cupcake!
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
That pesky intro is back for some reason. No pencil followup this week. We are right in the middle of Arcadia June! A windows app in a trojan macOS ho...
112: Odd Canion, Even Feld!
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You have no idea how stuffed this episode recording was—disaster around every corner. Huge thanks to Martin for salvaging it all into an actual epis...
111: I'm a Pencil Guy!
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Eurovision season! Do you like taking photos? Andrew might! There will be some light banter about tech markets. Another fantastic Hemispheric V...
110: It’s Such a Good Truck!
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jason is sick and sounds “great”. Some media corner for your enjoyment! What kinds of things would you like to see returning for round two? We lov...
109: HAZCHEM!
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Would you like a chat with that haircut? Are you feeling rooted? What kinds of things do you collect? Do you mix and match your watch bands? What toma...
108: Operators Are Standing By!
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This was a fun one! We get to hear about how great hyphens are from Martin. Andrew has triggered an environmental impact study on Hemispheric Views En...
107: If I Were a Vegetable!
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew slides in at the 11th hour! So many burger joints! What are you surfing the net with? How about a little Media Corner™? Follow middle, an app...
106: Have I Got The Answer For You!
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew is looking good now! Who doesn’t want to chat a little Johnny Decimal!? Have you ever been in an elimination chamber? Martin has flipped! Ani...
105: G’day Bruce!
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We kick things off with Bruce! Martin gets a tremendous right hook on Andrew via basketball. Will a lens ever actually be shipped back to Jason? Babs ...
104: I’m Doing It Right Now, Guys!
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who even knows what's on the run sheet? How many feet does Martin have? There is weirdness in the world of cameras. Is Andrew just buying Ybox control...
103: All-in-one Funeral!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew's iMac is back.. again! Long live Intel? Sponsor, not a sponsor. We haven't chatted about movies in a while, and Jason almost still didn't get ...
102: There’s Something Crazy in Your Waveform!
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s 2024, and we’re back! Well, we never actually went anywhere, but the fact remains, it’s 2024! A small look back to the last few years. Anot...
101: Three Men and a Baby!
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
🚨Missing man formation! This end of 2023 show brings it all; beaches, babies, and bans! We hope you all have a wonderful end to your year and will ...
100: Hemispheric Views HD!
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Hemispheric Views, Episode 001! Wait, no, that’s wrong.. Episode 100! 🎉 We made it to Episode 100, give or take a couple extra along t...
099: AaaS! (Adam as a Service)
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of year! Neatvember! Adam joins us again to chat about all things omg.lol, Kentucky, and Passkeys! Using Apple Podcasts? All notes can ...
098: That’s Some Good Foley!
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew is using what for video calls? Defaults, am I right!? Who saw that coming! Is Andrew a pro now? Martin is a one man newsstand! Who even needs i...
Special Announcement: Johnny Decimal Contest!
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coming hot on the heels of Episode 096 (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com/096), where we had the one and only Johnny Noble on the show to chat about...
097: Duel of the Defaults!
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fire up those buzzers, it’s game-show time! We have the self proclaimed Mr. Default being challenged by a no-name up-and-comer. Two will enter. One ...
096: Johnny Decimalised!
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome Johnny Noble to the show to chat about all things Johnny Decimal! Also, a minor update to Andrew's iPhone order disaster. For the uninitiated,...
095: StarTrackin’ Across the Universe!
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew is sad about the post. Business Corner snuck in again. Who keeps leaving that door open!? We search it up! Inflation. In this economy!? Oh, wai...
094: Tiny Capes!
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew is bored but buys a phone anyway. Another desk meets its maker. Martin gets a unique and never before heard nickname all while reciting numbers...
093: I Don’t Know Every Subway Bread!
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Doesn’t everyone Keep their show runsheet notes in Freeform? Not all three of us do, it would seem! Can Andrew take the harsh criticism of his desk ...
092: Sushi Mouse!
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back Martin! We hang out in the parking lot for so long that the cops show up and question us. We then form an orderly line and file into the ...
091: The Dongle Was My Best Friend!
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The meetup feels a little light on attendance this week. Business Corner gets down to brass tacks on bitcoin portfolio diversification... a special gu...
090: =if(isblank(($c19),””,f19/2)!
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully, you use this podcast to fall asleep because an actual Excel formula is read aloud. I know. Right? New jobs, waking up early, and a few Aust...
089: Conceived in an IKEA Bed!
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Science centers rule! There is or is not an elephant in the room, which is it? A new corner brought to you by Andrew! Arcadia June 2023 results are in...
088: I Don’t Like The Residue!
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a call-in show now?! Someone else fell into the trap of sending in a desk to be reviewed! More talk about Windows than you would ever imagine. ...
087two: Forty-Five!
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 087two for June 16th, 2023! Wait, but the show was yesterday? Ok, whatever, we’re going again! Arcadia June, Traveling, Gaming, and Sports ...
087a: It's an Apple Parka!
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 087a for June 15th, 2023! Huh, that’s a weird episode number.. 🤷♂️ Anyway, can you record a podcast on Windows? Probably. A bit of...
086: He Wasn't Mad, He Was Just Disappointed!
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What a wild ride! Stacks, folders, and bible verses? Yep! Andrew takes a second crack at human interaction. Jason insta-returns a product he thought h...
085: HVmini // Bonus Gaming Corner for Arcadia June 2023!
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Attention Hemispheric Views listeners! Get ready for the third annual Arcadia June event, where you can compete for high scores and win sweet bragging...
084: Ready to Work!
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Discord voice messages are like a podcast in a podcast! Voyager crushed Eurovision, and you know it! Operation Employ Andrew is full steam ahead, and ...
083: People Like Depreciation Corner!
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To mustache, or not to mustache. (Andrew needs to know) The migration assistant is fantastic, and you got how much RAM!? Do you have a series of items...
082: A Hacker Has Entered the Chat!
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time again! This special guest episode features the wonderful Scot Hacker, author of The BeOS Bible. We talk about the past, present and fut...
081: I Am Not in Texas!
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sweet new computers from IKEA! We're living in a laptop world, and two are laptop boys. Why is Andrew's phone so small? Martin asks the question: chop...
080: Hemispheric Yolks!
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This just in, egg corner, you won't believe what happens next! Scammers are everywhere, watch out! It's my way or the highway. Wait, who's way? Andrew...
079: Five Percent Mildly Annoyed!
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to three and all is well! Unless you count the facts that Martin is not wearing a shirt and Andrew sings quite a lot. New One Prime Plus me...
078: When The Cat's Away!*
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
*People are likely to take advantage of the absence of authority or enforcement of compliance. What a rollercoaster this show was! Was there 2 of us? ...
077: Canion Dot Blog Slash Save!
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently basketball is very important. Are you drinking the Hemispheric Views Kool-Aid? Martin is! Jason goes digging for rocks. Oh, and, of course,...
076: Find Jason a House!
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Siri gets us rolling. We love photography (and by we, it means Martin and Jason). We lose a good friend due to a desk review. Finally...
075: Rise from the Ashes!
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a new year! It's the same show! (But that's a good thing, yeah?) One Prime Plus is back! Martin and Andrew are smuggling birds. Jason is tearing ...
074: Tight Thirty! (Yeah, Nah…)
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The last show! (of 2022) Let's keep it to nice 30 minutes, ok? LOL, yeah right! Let's talk some favorite photos, movies, and things we used this year ...
073: I Can Delete You from this Note!
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the second to last episode for 2022: Andrew has a big shoutout for Monster Cables. Martin solves Andrew’s audio (or is it video?) problem. Jason ...
072: Bog Roll!
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes you have to use a different document for show notes to realize the perfect system you left behind. If you aren't changing keyboards, are you...
071: It’s a Neatvember Celebration!
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Newbold (a.k.a. Neatnik) of omg.lol (https://home.omg.lol/) returns to the show to discuss some recent developments on his service. Meanwhile, An...
070: Fan Man in the Stand!
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you done any traveling lately? Jason has and he wasn't impressed. A special guest who is almost 7! Is Martin feeling ill or just in virtual reali...
069: The Hacky Sack Was Awesome!
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jason thinks about nuts, Andrew ponders security and Martin gets crankin'! How Does One Describe This Show? 00:00:00 How would you describe this show?...
068: Corner Corner!
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jason is in love with the ORRRRANGE on his new Apple Watch Ultra, Andrew is enjoying a cappuccino (but has trouble spelling it) and Martin gets into m...
067: I Should Open-source My Packages (or Magic Jaffle)!
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew is in Darwin, Jason has two questions and Martin revisits and old item of follow-up. Darwin 00:00:00 Darwin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darw...
066: Quite Convoluted!
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Andrew, Jason and Martin record at a different time of day? Well, someone submits a handwritten topic and craziness ensues. 😂 You...
065: She Only Had Three Channels!
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew and Jason are joined by special guest Scotty J, Shortcuts specialist and co-host of the podcast Nested Folders! He shares his tech experience a...