House of Fire & Blood
Episodes
George R.R. Martin Attacks Caroline Personally - Episode 63 Rhaenyra Overthrown Part 2
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Overthrown. The smallfolk are definitely revolting against Rhaenyr...
Queen's Landing, As It Should Be - Episode 62 Rhaenyra Overthrown Part 1 Second Half
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
SECOND HALF of Gretchen's and Caroline's analysis with friend of the show, Paris. Presented in stunning technicolor and with no technical difficulties...
Stabbed in the Symbolism - Episode 61 Rhaenyra Overthrown Part 1 First Half
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline are joined by NEW FRIED PARIS!!! To discuss the beginning of the chapters Rhaenyra Overthrown. The smallfolk revolt because they...
New Gender Program Update - Episode 60 Hiatus Announcement
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline announce a brief hiatus and randomly discuss other nerdy media outside of ASOIAFJoin our Discord! Don't worry we're cool https:/...
I Get it, George! - Episode 59 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 7 Second Half
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with the SECOND half of the GODS EYE AHHHH. THE THEMES. THE SYMBOLS. THE WORMS. Join our Discord! Don't ...
Worms All the Way Down - Episode 58 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 7 First Half
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis and OMG ITS THE GODS EYE. ITS. THE. GODS. EYE. Also this is just Part 1 because we made a rly long podca...
How to Clicker Train Your Dragon - Episode 57 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 6
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 6. GENUINE TRIGGER WARNING for grap...
Pay No Attention to the Dragon Behind the Curtain - Episode 56 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 5
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continues their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 5. Daemon is BAD because he has SE...
The Angriest Scribe - Episode 55 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 4
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline are joined by YET ANOTHER FRIEND, Aashay! The group continues their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra...
Our Lord and Savior, Worms - Episode 54 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 3
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 3. Aemond burns all the smallfolk o...
What About the Cost of Dragons' Eggs Though? - Episode 53 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 2
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 2. Rhaenyra is EVHUL and passes TAX...
A Younger More Beautiful King - Episode 52 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 1
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 1. Rhaenyra EVHULY imposes taxes on...
The Real Threat is the Chair We Made Along the Way - Episode 51 The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and the Gold Part 5
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline conclude their analysis of the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and the Gold, Part 5. Rhaenyra is EVHUL and takes King'...
War is Bad, It is Known - Episode 50 The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and the Gold Part 4
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and the Gold, Part 4. A little whoopsie-doodle in the Gullet resu...
LITERALLY Spelunking for Dragon Eggs - Episode 49 The Dying of the Dragons: the Red and the Gold Part 3
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen are joined yet again by friend-of-the-pod, Phil! The group continue their analysis with The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and th...
Our Power of Friendship Grows - Episode 48 The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and the Gold Part 2
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen are joined by YET ANOTHER FRIEND, Phil! The group continue their analysis with The Dying of the Dragons: The Red and the Gold Pa...
The Princess Trap - Episode 47 The Dying of The Dragons: The Red and the Gold Part 1
12 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with The Dying of The Dragons: The Red and the Gold Part 1. Otto Hightower loses his job as Hand of the ...
Thanks George - Episode 46 A Son for a Son Part 2
28 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TRIGGER WARNING episode, child death :-/Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with The Dying of the Dragons: A Son for a Son Part 2. Lord Boro...
Muscled Like Ned Stark's Fantasy - Episode 45 A Son for a Son Part 1
14 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with a The Dying of the Dragons: A Son for a Son Part 1. The EVHUL Blacks begin the war with very violen...
Baby's First Patriarchy - Episode 44 The Blacks and the Greens Part 3
07 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with a The Dying of the Dragons: The Blacks and the Greens Part 3. Rhaenyra's advantages are few as she ...
But What About Our Queen? Said a Surprising Number of Smallfolk Actually - Episode 43 The Blacks and the Greens Part 2
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with a The Dying of the Dragons: The Blacks and the Greens Part 2. Rhaenyra's dad dies and she has the A...
Defenestration Cole - Episode 42 The Blacks and the Greens Part 1
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with a The Dying of the Dragons: The Blacks and the Greens Part 1. When an unfortunate servant notices t...
The Back-Up Blondies - Episode 41 A Question of Succession Part 5
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline are joined by friend-of-the-show Nick! Yay! The group continues their analysis with a Question of Succession Part 5. Viserys, th...
Serendipity Targaryen - Episode 40 A Question of Succession Part 4
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with a Question of Succession Part 4. Rhaenyra marries Laenor and Criston Cole reacts very normally, whi...
Just Two Pangolins Talking About Crustacean Cole - Episode 39 A Question of Succession Part 3
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with a Question of Succession Part 3. Viserys continues to DEFNITELY be an indecisive and weak king, whi...
Welcome to Emerald City - Episode 38 A Question of Succession Part 2
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with a Question of Succession Part 2. Viserys names his daughter as heir and it DEFINITELY was only as a...
Jaehaerys: The Eras Tour - Episode 37 A Question of Succession Part 1
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline begin their "season 2" of the podcast, starting with A Question of Succession. Jaehaerys is surprised by the number of attendees...
Heteronormativity is a Hell of a Drug - Episode 36 House of the Dragon Third Trailer Review
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline review the third and final official House of the Dragon trailer. It looks cool!! WE HOPE IT'S COOL!!!
House of Eva Craft Foam - Episode 35 Green and Black Trailer Review
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen review the "Green" and the "Black" trailers. They conclude that violence is bad, and they hope the writers know!Questions or com...
Sexy Sexy Jaehaerys - Episode 34 Jaehaerys Restrospective
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen welcome back friend of the show Musa to discuss (read: defend) the Good King Jaehaerys. The three ask the important question: bu...
Three Friends Has the Podcast! - Episode 33 Race and Racism in A Song of Ice and Fire
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline are joined by NEW FRIEND Frankie to discuss race and racism in the A Song of Ice and Fire universe, covering the books, House of...
The Vital White Male Perspective - Episode 32 "Great Man Theory" Retrospective
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND!! Gretchen and Caroline are joined by guest Nick to discuss "Great Man Theory" in history and as applied to Fire & Blood. T...
This is Not a Dune Podcast - Episode 31 Retrospective Episode Season 1
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline look back on the podcast so far, analyzing their own analysis for over two hours :) We swear this is not a Dune podcast. Questio...
No One Suspects the Myrish Invasion - Episode 30 The Long Reign Section 6
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the end of the eleventh chapter, The Long Reign Section 6. The world's most ser...
The Long Chapter - Episode 29 The Long Reign Section 5
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eleventh chapter, The Long Reign Section 5. For literally a whole ten pages...
Jaehaerys Remembered the Dornish Fleet - Episode 28 The Long Reign Section 4
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eleventh chapter, The Long Reign Section 4. Jaehaerys gets an absolute bee ...
Vysectomy Targaryen - Episode 27 The Long Reign Section 3
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eleventh chapter, The Long Reign Section 3. As years pass under Targaryen r...
Hashtag History - Episode 26 The Long Reign Part 2
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eleventh chapter, The Long Reign Section 2. Rogar Baratheon leans into that...
Gender is a Horse - Episode 25 The Long Reign Section 1
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eleventh chapter, The Long Reign Section 1. Alyssa Farman sails off into th...
Teaser Trailer Tears - Episode 24 React to House of the Dragon Season 2 Trailer
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline react to House of the Dragon Season 2 Trailer and make predictions about the rest of the show! We're so worried!Check out Sumale...
Every Inch a King, If You Know What I Mean - Episode 23 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 4
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the tenth chapter, Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section...
A Whisper of Chickens - Episode 22 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 3
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the tenth chapter, Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section...
Call Wyvern Extermination Co For All Your Wyrm Removal Needs - Episode 21 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 2
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the tenth chapter, Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section...
Pay No Attention to the Conical Westeros Behind the Mask - Episode 20 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 1
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the tenth chapter chapter, Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies...
The Real Theme is the Patriarchy We Made Along the Way - Episode 19 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 3
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood by concluding the ninth chapter, Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I P...
The Patriarchy Is Bad, and Other Groundbreaking Analysis - Episode 18 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 2
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TRIGGER WARNING EPISODE - Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the ninth chapter, Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under K...
Do Wise Women Dream of Electric Meat? - Episode 17 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 1
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the ninth chapter, Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 1. Ja...
Tripod Trickle-Down Economics - Episode 16 A Time of Testing Section 2
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen are joined again by Musa <3 to continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eight chapter, A Time of Testing Part 2. ...
We Have a Friend! - Episode 15 A Time of Testing Section 1
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen are joined by Musa <3 to continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the eight chapter, A Time of Testing Part 1. Jaehae...
A Collection of Treasons - Episode 14 A Surfeit of Rulers Section 3
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the seventh chapter, A Surfeit of Rulers Section 3. Rogar Baratheon wins gold i...
Four Heads Has the Polycule - Episode 13 A Surfeit of Rulers Section 2
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the seventh chapter, A Surfeit of Rulers Section 2. George R.R. Martin is defin...
A Window in Your Local Cattery - Episode 12 A Surfeit of Rulers Section 1
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the seventh chapter, A Surfeit of Rulers Section 1. Alyssa Velaryon takes a bac...
Boop the Snoot of the Long Boi in Scarlet - Episode 11 The Year of the Three Brides Section 2
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the sixth chapter, The Year of Three Brides Part 2. Alyssa and Rogar leave the ...
Say "Yes" to the Targaryen King's Widow - Episode 10 The Year of the Three Brides Section 1
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the sixth chapter, The Year of Three Brides Part 1. Rhaena gets married to the ...
The Robert Frost Fan Club - Episode 9 Prince Into King
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the fifth chapter, Prince Into King: The Ascension of Jaehaerys I. King Jaehaer...
Black Bride Boogaloo - Episode 8 Sons of the Dragon Section 5
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the fifth and final section of the fourth chapter, Sons of the Dragon. Maegor t...
Maegor the Metal - Episode 7 Sons of the Dragon Section 4
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the fourth section of the fourth chapter, Sons of the Dragon. Spooky scary ladi...
Poly Pride Represent - Episode 6 Sons of the Dragon Section 3
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the third section of the fourth chapter, Sons of the Dragon. Aenys Targaryen di...
Second Son Syndrome - Episode 5 Sons of the Dragon Section 2
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the second section of the fourth chapter, Sons of the Dragon. The lords of West...
Horse Girls and First Best Friends - Episode 4 Sons of The Dragon Section 1
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the first section of the fourth chapter, Sons of the Dragon. With the birth of ...
Three Rounds has the Interview - Episode 3 Three Heads Had The Dragon
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the third chapter, Three Heads Had The Dragon. Aegon ruled wisely for all his d...
Mission Accomplished - Episode 2 Reign of the Dragon
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the second chapter, Reign of the Dragon. This is an exceptionally peaceful and ...
One Wheel Has the Dragon - Episode 1 Aegon's Conquest
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gretchen and Caroline begin their analysis of Fire & Blood with the first chapter, Aegon's Conquest. Because it was definitely all Aegon! Nobody e...
House of Fire & Blood - Pilot
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to House of Fire & Blood! Caroline and Gretchen outline their plans for analyzing Martin's work and make predictions about what they might...