How To Steal A Penguin
Episodes
LOL J.K Simmons
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads chat about Joe's hair colour, the Michael Jackson biopic and finish with some Google reviews from an interesting source.Follow ...
Neil Patrick Simon Harris
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads ask the question 'What happens when a Cow walks into a bar?', Seán shares the less than ideal tech set up from a recent to...
Hustle Crowe
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads chat about Russell Crowe's favourite guy on set, Joe shares a controversial ranking of the greatest ever Irish songs and then t...
Sean Beans On Toast
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads chat about Birding with Sean Bean, Joe's Irish odyssey to Prague for the football and the benefits of sharing a hostel dorm wit...
Gillen 'Em Softly (with Michael Fry)
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads welcome another special guest: Michael Fry. The topics of discussion this time include Aiden Gillen, the cruelty of reality TV in t...
Desk Fabregas
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads chat political statements during family shows, AFCON drama and hanging out with Dylan Moran.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/s...
Simon Hennessy
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The lads welcome their very first guest: Comedian Simon Hennessy! But that didn't stop them from talking about the usual stuff, like disaster gigs...
Spill Lynott
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads discuss being on tour, Joe shares an anecdote about pouring drinks for footballing royalty and the Gleesons catch some strays as th...
Jim Kerrygold
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about Jim Carrey conspiracy theories, people who talk during gigs and ask the question 'Who is the most famous person to c...
David Byrne After Reading
25 Feb 2026
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This week the lads share some classic Irish nicknames and rant about the epidemic of terrible, vibey barbers.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/sea...
Bob Chillin
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about witnessing a Goth open relationship, the logisitics of robbing an Estate Agent and Seán does an Al Pacino impression. A...
Dáil McCartney
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about the time Joe met a man named Adolf, the time Seán accidentally booked into a gay hotel and ask what would be the saddes...
Alex Gurner
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about when Joe was a big deal on an Irish meme page, Seán talks about accidentally wandering onto a military training ground ...
Malcolm In The Midler
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about the upcoming return of 'Malcolm in the Middle', Joe's Birthday betting antics and discuss some of the hate c...
Moroccan Roll
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about Seán's pacemaker surgery, the AFCON final and revisit one of our beloved Jeremy Iron's lesser know works.Seán ...
Sticky Gervais
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about the rare benefits of having a heart condition, the connection between David O'Doherty and Eddie Jones and for a feel...
Lee Pace Yourself
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about their paltry knowledge of Leitrim, gigging to small crowds and discuss the connection between Vanessa Carlton and Glenn ...
Jeremy Irons His Boxers
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about the nether zone of time between Christmas and New Years, throwback to some Celtic Tiger TV Ads and annoy themselves talk...
Chappell Rowan Atkinson
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk aboit Joe's surprise visits home that are no longer a surprise, a friends Christmas tree that got his building evacuated a...
Tim Curry Sauce
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about a remorseful phone thief, witnessing a bar fight in Swords and the downsides of being Irish in England.Follow us: https:...
Hans Zimmer Frame
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about Predator: The Musical, the time Seán went to a model airplane festival in Shrewsbury and Joe recounts his story of meet...
Duffy The Vampire Slayer
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads chat about social media plagiarism, Seán's deleted appearance on RTE's The Fear and hear about teenage Joe's stand up ...
Hugh Granted
26 Nov 2025
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This week the lads exchange stories from school, talk about Daytime TV Detective shows and Seán mentions a Welly throwing contest that went horribly ...
Troy To The World
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads discussed The Running Man, relentless Plumbers and naturally got stuck into Ireland's euphoria inducing win over Hungary. Forgi...
Pierced Brosnan
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about Pierce Brosnan's rudeness, Stag Parties and throwing Pizzas on the roof of the Breaking Bad house. If you're enj...
Shall Pacino
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about O'Neill family Oktobersesh, Louis Theroux and have a surprisingly sincere chat about drinking habits. If you're ...
Joaquin On Sunshine
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talked about getting schooled by Gen Z on passive aggression, the Live Laugh Loveification of society and we talk about going to a Hot Wh...
Ray Your Mano
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Joe tells us about the time he hosted an audience full of gangsters, Sean squeezes in a bit of ASMR and the worst comedy gig of his entire l...
Jambon Jovi
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about alternative names for the podcast, Joe shares a nightmare story from his weekend shift, and we imagine what Succession would l...
Taking The Mick Lynch
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Joe pouring the most expensive Guinness you’ve ever heard of, as well as the time Sean gave trade union leader Mick Lynch’...
Joedemort
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the fact that Joe sounds like a rusty door hinge when he’s got a cold, the ins and outs of hidden camera pranks on famous pe...
Ian Wrighty Tighty
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Seán's time working with Arsenal legends Ian Wright and David Seaman, Joe shares a movie trivia game we all struggled to ...
Willem DeShow
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the joys of having a pacemaker and having to get my batteries changed like a Duracell Bunny. Joe talked about the time he was ...
Shane Guevara
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we measure Paul Mescal against other Irish celebrities in the pints department before donning our tinfoil hats and queuing up some classic c...
Poxie Litt
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we wade into the debate on the importance of statues of animals. We also recount the times we both separately bumped into Ian McKellen and h...
Bob Mortified
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our shared love of musicals, the idea of waiting outside a hotel for ten hours in the hopes of seeing AC/DC for ten seconds, a...
Colm Meaney By Your Name
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about working with Irish cinema legend Colm Meaney, what it means to scuttle a ship, and Joe’s surprise appearance in a SuperValu ...
It's Brittany, Bitch
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Liam Neeson's increasingly gruff tones, the offensive Irish carictures in the Lord Of The Rings series, and the fact that ...
Barberfloor Moustache
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about going into holiday mode, ask if Robert De Niro makes a convincing housemaid and Seán recounts a somewhat uncomfortable ...
Tucci Feely
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads talk about the eating habits of Stanley Tucci, hand to hand combat with ET and recount the story of how they met. Awwww.