How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Episodes
How to Survive Escalators & Shopping Cart Mishaps With Mindy Sterling
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators, and our very special guest Mindy Sterling shares her story about, you guessed it, an ...
How to Survive Being Lost In The Jungle & In The City With Grace Edwards
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York...
How to Survive A Lightning Strike & A Shock From The Past With Alison Rosen
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive a lightning strike. Plus the wonderful Alison Rosen shares a shocki...
How to Survive A Shark Attack & Attacking Audience With Rebecca Lee
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic.....
How To Survive a Cult & Family Secrets With Julie Dixon Jackson
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to discuss digging up some family secret...
How To Survive a Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins with Caissie St. Onge
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing ...
How To Survive Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID with Chris Grace
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive deadly falls, and NBC’s Superstore's own Chris Grace stops by to share his harrowing tale o...
How To Survive When The Law Doesn't Believe You & When Your Parents Don't Believe You with Todd Glass
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime, and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the...
How to Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants — itching! swelling! sweating! And that was just us in the studio. Then Paul F. Tomp...
How To Survive a Car Accident & a Bike Crash with Scott Aukerman
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a car accident and Scott Aukerman joins us to talk about crashing his bike when he was a kid!See ...
How To Survive Attacking Birds & Attacking Children with Tess Barker
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher!See Priva...
How To Survive a Runaway Train & Your Cat Running Away with Susan Burke
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road tri...
How To Survive Your Brakes Going Out & Brakes Going Out with Brandie Posey
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car brakes going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car brakes went out!Se...
How To Survive Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids with Betsy Stover
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going o...
How To Survive a Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens with Mike Henry
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he ad...
How To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea Coelho
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school.Se...
How To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy Fullan
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Priva...
How to Survive Mudslides & Sh*tting Your Pants (w/ Lauren Ash)
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides — the warning signs, the destruction, the utter unpredictability. Then Lauren Ash (S...
How To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and Garon
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break.See Privacy Pol...
How To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and Kristine
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones.See Privacy Policy at https://art19...
How To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly Clark
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at h...
How To Survive Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off with Regan Burns
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race!See Pri...
How To Survive a Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You with Laurie Kilmartin
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her. See P...
How To Survive an Avalanche & Being Broke with Oscar Nunez
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an avalanche — "escape", "drop", "swim." Then, The Office's Oscar Nuñez joins to share hilari...
How To Survive Venomous Spiders & Food Poisoning with Mike Siegel
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Learn How To Survive venomous spiders plus comedian and traveling podcaster Mike Siegel shares his experiences with food poisoning. See Privacy Policy...
How To Survive a Blackout & Living In Someone's Shadow with Jane Edith Wilson
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a blackout plus Jane Edith Wilson is here to discuss living in the shadow of her genius sister. See Privacy...
How To Survive Flesh Eating Bacteria & Freshman Year with Danielle and Kristine
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Learn How To Survive deadly flesh-eating bacteria and Danielle shares a story from Freshman Year of college.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...
How To Survive a Tsunami & Peeing Your Pants with Christine Blackburn
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tsunami and later Christine Blackburn tells a story about surviving peeing her pants.See Privacy Policy a...
How To Survive Drowning In a Car & Drowning in Alcohol with Jackie Kashian
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn how to escape a sinking car and guest Jackie Kashian talks about an embarrassing time from her drinking days.See Privacy P...
How To Survive Being Attacked BY Pirates & Attacked WITH a Pirate with Murray Valeriano
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Danielle and Kristine and learn how to survive a pirate attack on the open seas plus our guest Murray Valeriano tells us about a time he was atta...
How To Survive Home Invasion & Raccoon Invasion with Jessie Gaskell
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a home invasion and Jessie Gaskell (Inside Conan) talks defending her home from raccoons! See Privacy Polic...
How To Survive Being Stalked & Sexting The Wrong Person with Grey Delisle
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle & Kristine discuss the stalking of famous actresses and what to do if it happens to you. Plus, the hilarious and charming Grey Delisle jo...
How To Survive Being Held Up & Someone Stealing Your Identity with Julie Brister
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle shares her harrowing tale of being held up at gunpoint and valuable tips on what to do if it happens to you. Also, the comedy magic of the Ma...
How To Survive a Nuclear Bomb & Bombing On Stage with Matt Weinhold
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine re-visit The Day After, Silkwood, and Stephanie Zimbalist. Guest Matt Weinhold reveals that metalheads aren’t as nice as we ex...
How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People with Danielle and Kristine
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. See Privacy Policy at https://art1...
How To Survive Wildfires & Being Fired with Alex Alexander
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Kristine share tips for surviving one of California’s biggest dangers (aside from earthquakes, mudslides, drought, heatwaves, oh never ...
How To Survive Teaser
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you...