How To Witch, Bitch!
Episodes
Auras, Spirit, Shadow Work, Meatballs, Special Cookies. Something for everyone!
01 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we kick things off discussing everything from PMDD (Premenstrual dysphoric disorder), ways to balance emotions and anxiety, ALDI meatballs, ...
Meditation Coach Tom Cronin joins us!
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Meditation Coach Tom Cronin joins us to chat about the different styles & techniques of Meditation – we cover everything from brea...
Mirror & Reflection work: approach the day with positivity!
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we answer your comments & questions.. first up, we revisit how to remove people from your life by putting photos in the freezer – ...
Being a Witch AND a Mother
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by 2 of Michelle's daughters, Charlize and Genevieve. We were contacted recently about how to balance being a witch AND a mothe...
This may be the loosest episode ever!!
03 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is this the loosest episode ever?! We cover a LOT in this episode.. kicking off with menstrual blood and dealing with period pain, microdot chocolate,...
Janis King: Tarot, Manifesting, Rituals, Empowerment
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle lists some useful hertz frequencies you can listen to on Spotify – 111, 963, 428 are useful for clearing shakras, your heart, healing &...
Practicing gratitude on Mabon – the Autumn Equinox
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Mabon – the Autumn Equinox here in the southern hemisphere – the time to practice gratitude, being grateful for what you’...
Shadow Work - how to heal yourself and help others
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we take a look at your comments and messages, and discuss how to tell if you’re a witch, or just a muggle interested in it? We also gi...
Astro Travelling - into the future, and back to the past
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by Madi from Brisbane, who regularly Astro Travels – we explain what it is, and how you can control your dreams. Madi ha...
"Polish his nob!" Michelle's relationship advice
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by regular listener Kerry for a reading to explore her past, present and future! Michelle uses her skills and deciphers everyt...
The Wizard of Chippendale - Sound Healing, Crystals, and Michelle's early years as a witch!
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
An old friend of Michelle's joins us this week - the Wizard of Chippendale! He demonstrates sound healing, explains how crystals are actually gendered...
Witchy help with Perimenopause
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentine's Day! We kick off exploring if there's any historical witchy connection to Valentine's Day? This week we take a look at managing Peri...
Why does he always come up in my readings?!
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Michelle takes you through a full reading - offering timely advice about love, laughter, and how to get the spark back for Nicole who by he...
NSFW: How to Hex a penis
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Heads up this week's episode is NSFW and explicit...! This week we take a peek at baneful magic.. voodoo.. a spell that could be used for revenge or p...
2026 is a universal year for all of us
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's all about YOU! We delve into comments from witches all over the world... whether they're listening while cleaning the house, during Sun...
Past Lives and Questionable Fashion
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Casper joins us from Seattle, Washington. He had a recurring dream as a kid for years - where he was living on an island, and fell off ...
A Mortician and a Medium – is that a conflict of interest?!
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Courtney is both a Mortician and Medium – so she not only plans funerals for families, but can hear messages from the recently passed person! Ve...
Weight loss witchy style!
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a brand new year and Season 2 of How To Witch, Bitch! ***Win a full reading with Michelle – enter on our TikTok or Instagram pages***...
Yule Bowls & Pagan traditions that are now for Christmas!
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In our final episode for the year we do a deep dive into the shared roots of Christmas and Pagan traditions.. we explain the history of the Christmas ...
Everyone thinks they were Cleopatra in a past life
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Witchling Naomi joins us from Newcastle, NSW, who has recently begun her witchcraft journey.. She shares a hilarious story about trying to ask a tree ...
Signs from the other side
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined once again by Aleesha, who had previously asked about the significance of birds visiting her.. we encouraged her to doubl...
Let the silly season begin..!
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle has created a tea-infused Odin’s Gin – let the festivities begin! We have some interesting cocktail recipe ideas today from our f...
LIVE Spell to attract property and money!
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we perform our first spell during the podcast - for Dana who is looking to manifest a particular home address! Watch the full video on our Y...
An unexpected delivery.. from Germany!
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by Laura, who always dreamed of becoming a witch from a young age, and has lately been giving it a proper go! She recently did...
What happens when 2 Psychics interview each other?!
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**Trigger warning, abuse & addiction** This week, we are joined by Sunshine - the Pink-Haired Sober Witch - Psychic Medium, Soul Healer, High Prie...
Is Halloween Christmas for witches?
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Halloween Christmas for witches? We explain why we celebrate in both the northern and southern hemispheres, and share some rituals you can try on H...
Let's chat to the old crow shall we..?!
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aleesha joins us from Northern NSW, curious to understand why she has been visited by crows at work... twice in a day! We want to empower you on...
Angel cards & palm readings for kids
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Moyra's 9yo son Eli sits down with Michelle for a kid-friendly reading. Michelle reads his palms and angel cards and we uncover some excitin...
Witches & Wine Night Anyone?!
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After predicting the result of the AFL Grand Final last week, Moyra challenges Michelle to channel her powers and pick the winner of this weekend's NR...
Harnessing Electromagnetic Energy
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we kick off with some blind predictions for the AFL Grand Final result - with no knowledge of the game whatsoever! Fellow witch Lauren joins...
OG Witch FIONA HORNE joins us from Egypt!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FIONA HORNE INTERVIEW - a fascinating chat with the trailblazer of witchcraft in the public eye! We discuss her life - from coming out of the (broom) ...
Best uses for Moon Water & more Ghost Hunting tips!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MOON WATER - Following on from last weeks blood moon, Michelle explains the benefits of moon water GHOST HUNTING - After all the feedback we received ...
ADHD Magpies & Making the most of the Blood Moon
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BLOOD MOON - Make the most of the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse this weekend.. charging crystals, chanting, and optional nudity SEA WITCHES - Michelle expl...
Live Psychic Tarot Reading (Nicki)
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Contains mentions of suicide. PSYCHIC TAROT READING - this week Michelle does an extended reading with Moyra's friend Nicki.. follow along as we recei...
Who you gonna call...?!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SPIRIT HUNTING - this week we finally take the podcast into the haunted corridor we've been going on about.. who we find will surprise you... and us! ...
Should we bring in a Ouija board for Moyra?!
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SPIRIT RODS - we explore the building and discover we're not alone..! SPIRITS - don't always stay in the same place - they can come along with you STR...
Do we need to put a disclaimer on this episode?
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL MOON tonight - Michelle walks you through a chant to heal a broken heart or move on from someone WATCHERS / FALLEN ANGELS - we discuss how to tra...
Poltergeists / How much does a Soul weigh?
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**Your STARS are now included every week!** Michelle takes you through each star sign in a segment at the end of the episode. Michelle goes into detai...
Childhood Trauma & Underworld Mysteries
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**Your STARS are now included every week!** Michelle takes you through each star sign in a segment at the end of the episode. This episode kicks off w...
Meaning of Birds / Cleansing houses!
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**Your STARS are now included every week!** Michelle takes you through each star sign in a segment at the end of the episode. After all the feedback w...
Dealing with Judgement / Kitchen Witches!
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**Your STARS are now included every week!** Michelle takes you through each star sign in a segment at the end of the episode. This week Michelle and M...
Moyra's husband is being haunted!
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Moyra's husband Paul joins us - strange things are happening around their home and he's convinced his best mate who passed is behind it. The...
Balloons
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're joined by podcast listener Lesley from the Gold Coast who had a balloon fly into her apartment.. you'll be surprised at what Michelle says...
Yule - the winter solstice
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Michelle and Moyra explain the significance of Yule - Winter solstice in the southern hemisphere - the shortest day of the year! We touch on the...
Coming out as a witch
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode we dig deeper into Michelle's journey to becoming a witch.. Was there a defining moment she knew she was a witch? Were there ch...
Sex Magic
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we try to stay professional while we discuss sex magic.. how to use it to improve intimacy and sensation.. Michelle explains how to tap into...
The meaning of Feathers
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with a brand new episode! Today we ask: is there a danger in giving too much information during a reading? Michelle also does a deep ...
Live psychic tarot reading
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On today's episode Michelle performs a psychic tarot reading for a fan of the podcast, Ashleigh from the Gold Coast. She explains the process of a rea...
Mother's Day & do you have to be born a witch?
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On our latest episode Michelle explains the pagan roots of Mother's Day (May 11 this year in Australia), and Moyra has a great Mother's Day hack for y...
Abracadabra.. your malaria is cured?!
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Michelle & Moyra unpack why the veils are so thin at this time of year in the southern hemisphere - and what that means for you. We also...
Spell Jars for love, focus & wealth
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We had a great response to our earlier episode about Spell Jars, so this week we delve deeper into how to make your own.. for love, self-love, to help...
Easter origins & male witches
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle explains the Pagan roots of Easter in this new episode.. we also discuss male witches, moving things with your mind (telekinesis), and covens...
Passed pets & predicting world events
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you hear from pets that have passed? And is there such a thing as 'karma debt'? We also explore whether psychics can predict world events, visitat...
Dreams, past lives, fears & phobias
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle has always had vivid recurring dreams.. and is confident she was a middle aged man in a past life! She also knows of someone who claims to ha...
How to spot a Witch & the Witching Hour
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We unpack how to spot a Witch... as well as the history of black cats being associated with witchcraft, and discuss the pigeonholing of strong wo...
Spell Jars & Hexes
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle delves into Spell Jars.. what they’re for, how to use them, and what to put in to encourage Passion, Finances, Wishes, Luck, Abundance,...
Glamour spells, vampires & cyclones
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle explains how she helped channel energy to 'Calm the storm' ahead of Cyclone Alfred's arrival in AustraliaDo witches believe in vampires? Not ...
Superstitions
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore common superstitions - why do witches wear black? Is it just because it's slimming? What about the pointy hats.. and why do we throw salt o...
Crystals for beginners
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle explains the main colours of crystals and how they can help you - from focus to love, protection to calm. We also explore their role through ...
Protecting yourself Pt II
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle shares tips on how to meditate in stressful traffic.. and how to redirect someone speaking ill of you, to your financial advantage..!We also ...
Moon Phases & Astrology 101
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle explains Sun & Moon signs, and how to figure out what yours are.We also delve into how the moon affects people's moods (full moon is the ...
Wheel of the Year & Valentine's Day
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle explains the Wheel of the Year.. including the 8 Sabbaths, and how we can interpret things differently in the Southern Hemisphere.Also the or...
Card Reading & Divination
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How does Michelle handle hearing so many voices during a reading?!Also we explain the difference between Tarot readers and Psychic readers, expose som...
Protecting yourself
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ep 4: Protecting yourself. Michelle explains why it's better to use magic to protect yourself, rather than against others! We also answer your questio...
Spells & Rituals
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ep 3: Spells & Rituals. Michelle explains the best days to cast spells.. to encourage everything from finances to love! She lists the most importa...
Tools of the Trade
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ep 2: Tools of the Trade. Alters, Cauldrons, Hexes, Chalices, Brooms. We tackle it all! Michelle shares her tips on crafting broomsticks, and how to b...
Witchcraft Basics
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ep 1: Witchcraft Basics. How did Michelle become the Witch of Moons Lane? Are all witches psychic? How different are real witches compared to what Hol...